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(Huffington Post)   Dick Cheney: "Obama is more interested in feeding people than killing them. What the fark is this guy's problem?"   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-02-25 12:20:05 PM  
And somehow, when he said it, he stop and say aloud "holy crap, I'm a terrible, terrible human being."
 
2014-02-25 12:20:41 PM  

nmrsnr: he didn't stop


I accidentally the whole thing.
 
2014-02-25 12:30:13 PM  
Eat shiat, you vile man.
 
2014-02-25 12:32:09 PM  

nmrsnr: And somehow, when he said it, he stop and say aloud "holy crap, I'm a terrible, terrible human being."


nmrsnr: nmrsnr: he didn't stop

I accidentally the whole thing.


Lando Lincoln: Eat shiat, you vile man.


Damn, dude! That's pretty harsh! He corrected himself.
 
2014-02-25 12:33:20 PM  
Considering the president just signed a bill cutting $8B in food stamps, it appears he can't even do that right.
 
2014-02-25 12:45:01 PM  
to be fair I probably had the same attitude when I was like 12
 
2014-02-25 12:45:31 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Considering the president just signed a bill cutting $8B in food stamps, it appears he can't even do that right.


No he can't.  He's a republican who doesn't hate (those) people quite as much as the party demands.
 
2014-02-25 12:45:38 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Considering the president just signed a bill cutting $8B in food stamps, it appears he can't even do that right.


He can't veto everything and freeze all legislation. What do you think he is, a republican congressman?
 
2014-02-25 12:47:31 PM  

Another Cheney thread, yay.




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2014-02-25 12:48:29 PM  
Sometimes, as a human being I feel ashamed of myself that I share similar genes with evil pile of shiat like Cheney.
 
2014-02-25 12:49:46 PM  
I heard Fartbambi was going to cut siege tower funding. dude really hates america.
 
2014-02-25 12:50:16 PM  

nmrsnr: And somehow, when he said it, he stop and say aloud "holy crap, I'm a terrible, terrible human being."


If he were humane, that is.
 
2014-02-25 12:51:59 PM  
Calm down, everyone! Uncle Dick was quoted out of context. His entire statement was, "I would be a hearless excuse for a human being if I said that President Obama would rather spend money on food stamps than on the military."

Stupid liebrul media!

/Dick Cheney is a soulless monster, isn't he?
//sigh
 
2014-02-25 12:52:25 PM  
"[Obama] would much rather spend the money on food stamps than he would on a strong military or support for our troops."

Sadly, in many cases of military families, "support for our troops" IS food stamps.
 
2014-02-25 12:52:40 PM  

mayIFark: Sometimes, as a human being I feel ashamed of myself that I share similar genes with evil pile of shiat like Cheney.


Speciesist.
 
2014-02-25 12:53:55 PM  
Because blowing up weddings in Bumfarkistan with drones is far more important than feeding hungry children here at home.

I wonder what the family of the donor who's heart ended up in Cheney's carcass feels about extending the life of such a vile excuse for a hominid?
 
2014-02-25 12:54:27 PM  
That's kinda why I voted for him (and why my dad didn't).
 
2014-02-25 12:54:44 PM  
Oh good I can post this again.

Go fark yourself
 
2014-02-25 12:57:08 PM  
A strong, sexy military. Look at those hot, glistening bodies in the showers.
 
2014-02-25 12:57:44 PM  

Dog Welder: "[Obama] would much rather spend the money on food stamps than he would on a strong military or support for our troops."

Sadly, in many cases of military families, "support for our troops" IS food stamps.


THIS x1000
 
2014-02-25 12:58:15 PM  
Why won't he just die already?
 
2014-02-25 12:59:23 PM  

Old enough to know better: Why won't he just die already?


He's more machine now than man.  Hate like that cannot die.
 
2014-02-25 12:59:36 PM  
Zombie Eisenhower says go fark yourself.

izquotes.com
 
2014-02-25 01:00:22 PM  
Cheney understands our military like no other. His long stint serving our armed services on the front lines have given him a healthy respect for sacrifice and duty. Enemys are everywhere and Dick knows it.

I would like to remind our young warriors sleeping in a ditch in Afghanistan that you swore and oath to fix Afganistans fifteen hundered years of tribal conflict when you signed up. And this man sitting in a million dollar house on the other side if the world will hold you to that oath.
 
2014-02-25 01:05:38 PM  
Well, he straight up owns up to be a terrible terrible human being.

At least he's got the guts to stop pretending to be a Christian.
 
2014-02-25 01:05:40 PM  

Amish Tech Support: His long stint serving our armed services on the front lines have given him a healthy respect for sacrifice and duty.


"I had other priorities in the 60's than military service."
 
2014-02-25 01:06:08 PM  
We don't need a standing military ready at all times to fight two farking regional wars at the same time plus dozens of small actions around the world. That was the Bush/Cheney vision and it's idiotic.
 
2014-02-25 01:09:15 PM  
When will Dick Cheney just hurry up and die?  He's a guy who is just using up precious resources and needs to go away.

I'm in the military and I'm all for spending money to FEED OUR PEOPLE, even if it means we have to cut back defense spending.  I'd rather my country be healthy and not have poor people going hungry than for us to spend another nickel on a jet we don't need.  Heck, feed people around the world.  We can kick the ass of everyone around the world (twice) and I think we need to scale the budget back (especially since we waste it so well)

DIAF, Cheney.
 
2014-02-25 01:10:23 PM  
What a dick.
 
2014-02-25 01:10:56 PM  

patrick767: We don't need a standing military ready at all times to fight two farking regional wars at the same time plus dozens of small actions around the world. That was the Bush/Cheney vision and it's idiotic.profitable.


Remember Cheney's role here.
 
2014-02-25 01:11:00 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Zombie Eisenhower says go fark yourself.


Lots of people on the Twitter should tweet this to Dick Cheney's feed.

/slacktivism!
 
2014-02-25 01:15:58 PM  
He awoke to gunshots outside his door. Opening his eyes, he sat up straight. The next thing he saw was a flash of light, then...dark.

He could hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing but fear. Thankfully, the blow to his head knocked him out.

He awoke blindfolded, cold. Thirsty. Hungry. He heard a man's breathing, felt his hot breath on him, heard his voice.

"Salam, Mr. Cheney. Welcome to Yemen"
 
2014-02-25 01:21:56 PM  
It's like he has zero awareness how heinous the things he says are.

To every republican that thinks we need to invest more in the military...F all y'all.
 
2014-02-25 01:23:38 PM  
I'm more interested in feeding & helping people than bombing them, too. It's called humanity.

Ass.
 
2014-02-25 01:24:17 PM  
When Cheney dies his burial plot will be a state secret in order to prevent the tens of thousands of annual visitors who will come from across the land to piss on his grave.
 
2014-02-25 01:26:42 PM  
To be fair, living people have to be fed constantly and dead people don't need to eat at all. So on some bizarro-world level he does have a workable strategy...

=Smidge=
 
2014-02-25 01:28:24 PM  
Oh no! Our overly-bloated military budget will become slightly less bloated!

The horror!
 
2014-02-25 01:40:48 PM  

Flappyhead: When Cheney dies his burial plot will be a state secret in order to prevent the tens of thousands of annual visitors who will come from across the land to piss on his grave.


Maybe someone could install a small hydroelectric generator into the headstone.
 
2014-02-25 01:41:55 PM  
Subby I thought you were being hyperbolic, but I should never underestimate the derp of a fully armed Dick Cheney

/That evil old man needs to DIAF and EABOD.
 
2014-02-25 01:45:30 PM  

vernonFL: He awoke to gunshots outside his door. Opening his eyes, he sat up straight. The next thing he saw was a flash of light, then...dark.

He could hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing but fear. Thankfully, the blow to his head knocked him out.

He awoke blindfolded, cold. Thirsty. Hungry. He heard a man's breathing, felt his hot breath on him, heard his voice.

"Salam, Mr. Cheney. Welcome to Yemen"


I'd change that to:

Good morning. You are Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the United States of America, correct? Welcome to The Hague. Your lawyer will arrive shortly.
 
2014-02-25 01:46:01 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Flappyhead: When Cheney dies his burial plot will be a state secret in order to prevent the tens of thousands of annual visitors who will come from across the land to piss on his grave.

Maybe someone could install a small hydroelectric generator into the headstone.


As long as the turbine is under his body, sure.
 
2014-02-25 01:49:58 PM  
good headline subs.
 
2014-02-25 01:56:14 PM  
I wonder if Satan lays awake at night worrying about this cartoon joke of snake-sh*t bastardly evil walking into his kingdom?
 
2014-02-25 02:07:04 PM  
You know what would happen if we were to cut back on the most powerful, biggest military on Earth? It would still be the most powerful, biggest military on Earth.
 
2014-02-25 02:14:28 PM  
Cheney criticized a proposal put forth by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel on Monday that called for shrinking the Army to its smallest size in 74 years
..
"The fact of the matter is he is having a huge impact on the ability of future presidents to deal with future crises that are bound to arise."

Like, say, WWII?
 
2014-02-25 02:21:11 PM  
It's not like Hagel mentioned breaking the military-industrial complex or banning the various lobbyist forces involved in seeking war.
War profiteers would keep their lucrative contracts, perhaps even gain more profits as as the military would increase its reliance on technology.
 
2014-02-25 02:21:31 PM  

patrick767: We don't need a standing military

.

For the Founders, the sentiment pretty much stopped right there. In fact, they would have said that, not only did we not need one, having one was downright dangerous. Of course, conservatives don't let their love of the founders get in the way of their love for the military.
 
2014-02-25 02:46:55 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: You know what would happen if we were to cut back on the most powerful, biggest military on Earth? It would still be the most powerful, biggest military on Earth.


Yes, but it wouldn't be bigger than all of the other militaries in the world put together. And what do you suppose would happen if all the other countries in the world attacked us all at once? You'd feel pretty silly then, wouldn't you?
 
2014-02-25 02:55:46 PM  
FTFA:  Former Vice President Dick Cheney (R) took a hit at President Barack Obama on Monday, saying he favors food stamps over a strong military.

Right now we have the strongest military in the history of the world.  Do you know what we would have if these cuts take effect?  The strongest military in the history of the world.  Do you know what we would have if we cut 25% of the pentagon's budget?  The strongest military in the history of the world.
 
2014-02-25 03:22:42 PM  
UP CHENEY DICK SHUT COCK YOU
 
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