blatz514: Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years," and "I am so horny."[i607.photobucket.com image 500x288]
rickythepenguin: Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years,"did the officer enter via the back door?
AlwaysRightBoy: Somewhere in this Fark place there's one of you who would.. you know you would.
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cgraves67: None of the dark, jaded souls that inhabit this backwater of the internet are going to fall for that old trick, subby.
a_room_with_a_moose: Joelogon: a_room_with_a_moose: "I could bear to hear a little more..."Close: "stand", not "bear."/I'll be in my bunkArgh. That's right. Memory is always the first thing to go... :/
Joelogon: a_room_with_a_moose: "I could bear to hear a little more..."Close: "stand", not "bear."/I'll be in my bunk
Billy Bathsalt: When the truly smoking hot call 911 to get laid, it doesn't make it to the papers.
Harry Freakstorm: When asked by the original officer if she remembered the conversation about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?"Well, consider yourself [expletived]
generallyso: Subby, we're years past the point people still believed a headline containing the words "smoking hot."
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