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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Smoking hot 911 caller asks for help with her emergency, which was apparently "I haven't been penetrated in years"   (nbc-2.com ) divider line
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25241 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 12:58 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-25 01:27:40 PM  
2 votes:
Once in a blue moon smoking hot means smoking hot. Hence we keep on clicking.

/not been penetrated in years and calling 911 good clue this wasn't going to be a hottie.
2014-02-25 01:00:17 PM  
2 votes:
Subby, we're years past the point people still believed a headline containing the words "smoking hot."
2014-02-25 12:59:50 PM  
2 votes:
www.economicnoise.com

/everyone should know better at this point
2014-02-26 12:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
A Punta Gorda woman

Now, that's just unnecessarily mean, article writer...
2014-02-25 06:47:47 PM  
1 vote:
it was the Florida tag that threw them off, "Smoking Hot" and a Daily Mail tag fools no one....

/with a last name of "Colon" and you went with a Smoking Hot Rick Roll subby?
//really?
2014-02-25 05:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

Joelogon: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x552]


Gotta have the next line -

Jayne: "I could stand to hear a little more"
2014-02-25 04:31:51 PM  
1 vote:

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You really want to make a video about a thread that is primarily making fun of a disturbed middle aged woman's looks?
2014-02-25 04:25:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 02:20:01 PM  
1 vote:
smoking hot = burnt again
2014-02-25 01:47:49 PM  
1 vote:
Joelogon:

"I could bear to hear a little more..."
2014-02-25 01:25:22 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: Life imitates porn? Did he bring a pizza and fix the cable?


No, it's always the plumber.

/Jeebus woman, get yourself a vibrator.
2014-02-25 01:23:15 PM  
1 vote:
Since when did "smoking-hot" become shorthand for "kill-it-with-fire"?
2014-02-25 01:22:03 PM  
1 vote:
Came for Consuela leaving satisfied... "No. no we need more lemon pledge"
2014-02-25 01:19:50 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she thought they said he was a piece officer.
2014-02-25 01:11:05 PM  
1 vote:
When the truly smoking hot call 911 to get laid, it doesn't make it to the papers.
2014-02-25 01:09:47 PM  
1 vote:

AlwaysRightBoy: Somewhere in this Fark place there's one of you who would.. you know you would.


i.imgur.com
2014-02-25 01:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: When asked by the original officer if she remembered the conversation about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?"

Well, consider yourself [expletived]


Reminds me of a joke which ends with a quadriplegic getting thrown off a bridge.
2014-02-25 01:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
Not even with your dick subby.
2014-02-25 01:01:29 PM  
1 vote:

generallyso: Subby, we're years past the point people still believed a headline containing the words "smoking hot."


I don't believe it but I still click, hoping. I think I need help.
2014-02-25 12:59:31 PM  
1 vote:
Life imitates porn? Did he bring a pizza and fix the cable?
 
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