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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Smoking hot 911 caller asks for help with her emergency, which was apparently "I haven't been penetrated in years"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, WBBH News, Charlotte County, woman arrested, emergency, smoking  
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2014-02-26 12:28:46 AM  
smoking?  did someone set her on fire?
2014-02-26 12:32:00 AM  

generallyso: Subby, we're years past the point people still believed a headline containing the words "smoking hot."

There was a real one (from the Daily Fail no less) last week.
2014-02-26 02:24:35 AM  
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2014-02-26 04:47:36 AM  
Heh looks like she might have big juggs I'd give 'em a toss.
2014-02-26 09:52:54 AM  
It's 2014... subbys are still trying to bait people with the "smoking hot" bait?
2014-02-26 12:20:15 PM  
A Punta Gorda woman

Now, that's just unnecessarily mean, article writer...
2014-02-26 06:58:22 PM  
OK this is off-topic but needed..

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2014-02-26 09:11:04 PM  
At least one of those is supposed to be a dude.
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