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(Politico)   White House petitioned to make MLB opening day a national holiday to "ensure every American can exercise their inalienable right" to baseball. Getting election day off is still socialist though   ( divider line
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2014-02-25 04:02:43 PM  
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Tell you what: MLB Opening Day can be a holiday AFTER the Chicago Cubs win a World Series, other than the one they won in 1908.

The sun will become a red giant before THAT happens, so keep taking Opening Day either as a vacation day or a sick day, you baseball fans.
2014-02-25 01:43:55 PM  
1 vote:
how about just moving the superbowl to saturday?  is that too much to ask?
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