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(Today)   You know who we haven't heard from lately? Toronto mayor Rob Ford. Anyway, he's pledged to give up drinking, which is usually the starter's gun announcing another one of his public benders   (today.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-25 04:44:51 PM
10 votes:
Our over the shoulder graphic for the WTFark story...

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2014-02-25 06:07:44 PM
5 votes:
When you refer to yourself as "we", you have a serious weight problem.
2014-02-25 08:21:27 PM
4 votes:
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Who's a pretty mayor! Who's a pretty mayor! You are!... good boy.
2014-02-25 08:03:50 PM
4 votes:

SmackLT: Mikey1969: I heard from him this week, subby. There were pics from the dumb fool walking into a fir hydrant online yesterday I think.

Only in Canada do you guys have hydrants that dispense trees on command.


He meant a fur hydrant.

Which is what we call a Montreal hooker.
2014-02-25 05:24:50 PM
4 votes:
At his size and shape it's no surprise that when he started going downhill, he couldn't stop.
2014-02-25 06:25:49 PM
3 votes:
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Rob Ford's illegally parked Escalde a couple of hours ago.  His driver is in the car.  It's on Church near Shuter.  (Street Drug Central)

Anyone else get "Boner 69!" out of that plate?

/ why yes, I am in touch with my inner 12 year old, why do you ask?
2014-02-25 04:37:03 PM
3 votes:
I know Rob Ford. We shared an igloo together once.

And a $20 Montreal hooker.
2014-02-25 06:06:57 PM
2 votes:
Ford drunks are Rob tough!
2014-02-25 06:03:39 PM
2 votes:

sno man: Langston: I can't wait to see the next episode of the Rob Ford Interactive Legislative Experience.

There is a Canadian Mayors conference in Ottawa tomorrow that should have some pretty high quality sound-bites.
Nenshi will be there for contrast.  Ford will be working pretty much without a net.  It should be glorious.


Please please please let them have an open bar and a hi-def security camera system.

/Praying to the God of Yaketty Sax
2014-02-25 04:59:30 PM
2 votes:
www.nowtoronto.com

/I think this obligatory for every Rob Ford thread.
2014-02-25 04:49:48 PM
2 votes:
But just the other day he injured his groin by walking into a fire hydrant.

"Ow, my balls!"
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2014-02-25 03:41:16 PM
2 votes:

aintitahoot: we will up the ante with some premium liquor for those of you who partake


What do you want me to turn into, Rob Ford?
2014-02-25 03:06:29 PM
2 votes:
It's not heavy drinking if he loses weight.
2014-02-25 08:15:20 PM
1 votes:
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2014-02-25 08:04:31 PM
1 votes:

zjoik: So is rob ford the canadian equivilant of charlie sheen, or ted kennedy sans self control?


Now we're getting somewhere.  Rob Ford, Charlie Sheen, Ted Kennedy's ghost, Marion Barry, with Bill Clinton.  Let's throw in some Blago as a legal and moral compass advisor.
2014-02-25 05:41:03 PM
1 votes:

aintitahoot: scottydoesntknow: aintitahoot: we will up the ante with some premium liquor for those of you who partake


What do you want me to turn into, Rob Ford?


something tells me Ford's not a small-batch bourbon kind of guy. Seems more MD 20/20.



Ahh... the old MD 20/20. Good stuff...
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2014-02-25 05:24:36 PM
1 votes:

NobleHam: FTFA
"I have a weight issue."

The obvious tag was born for this moment.


Oh, it's not just an issue. It's a lifetime subscription.
2014-02-25 05:14:44 PM
1 votes:
Have you ever been to Toronto? Mayor Ford should commended for attempting to find a common ground with his citizens.
2014-02-25 04:51:10 PM
1 votes:
The next mayoralty contest in Toronto is going to be a thing of beauty. Ford will win by a larger margin than last time.
2014-02-25 04:45:24 PM
1 votes:
Keep your camera-phones at the ready Canada, he's gonna fall off the wagon in epic style. Get your video footage for youtube before his handlers get him back under control.
2014-02-25 03:56:13 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: aintitahoot: we will up the ante with some premium liquor for those of you who partake

What do you want me to turn into, Rob Ford?


something tells me Ford's not a small-batch bourbon kind of guy. Seems more MD 20/20.
2014-02-25 03:24:22 PM
1 votes:
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