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(Daily Star)   Man complains to Domino's after burning himself having sex with a pizza   ( divider line
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6614 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 9:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-25 08:17:05 AM  
5 votes:
BS.  No way a Dominos pizza is still hot enough to burn anything.
2014-02-25 09:40:28 AM  
3 votes:
Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money.  It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.
2014-02-25 12:19:33 PM  
2 votes:
mine was:

Man learns "Hot-n-Ready" pizza 100% not what he thought it meant
2014-02-25 09:37:54 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-25 08:22:16 AM  
2 votes:
I like my pizza with extra sausage.
2014-02-25 01:25:33 PM  
1 vote:
Did he come in 30 minutes or less?
2014-02-25 10:42:23 AM  
1 vote:
Why not just hand toss it yourself?
2014-02-25 10:26:22 AM  
1 vote:
Trying to get some fresh pizza on the side when he's got a freezer full of Hot Pockets waiting for him at home... idiot.
2014-02-25 10:04:20 AM  
1 vote:
Was he wearing a robe and wizard hat?
2014-02-25 09:58:17 AM  
1 vote:
With a Domino's pizza? Does this guy have sex dreams about Joan Rivers, too?
2014-02-25 09:55:08 AM  
1 vote:

balki1867: Cold_Sassy: This has to be a joke.

After RTFA, I think you're right.  This had to be something they invented to go viral.

Ya think, jerkoff?
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2014-02-25 09:50:46 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure this has actually happened.  It would be impossible to just make an absurd statement via Twitter for the sake of comedy.

And "What followed was one of the most bizarre and entertaining Twitter conversations we have ever seen." leads me to wonder how long they've been on Twitter.
2014-02-25 09:44:11 AM  
1 vote:
♪ When the burn hits your sack, but you still come on back.....that's amore! ♫

- Domino's Pizza new commercial jingle
2014-02-25 09:41:43 AM  
1 vote:
You got frumunda cheese in my peperoni!
You got peperoni in my frumunda cheese!

*takes bite* wow! it's delicious!
2014-02-25 09:40:11 AM  
1 vote:

6655321: I've seen porn flicks with pizza delivery men scenes and not one has been injured in a similar fashion.

"Hey, nice tits.  Why don't you play with them while I fark this pizza."
2014-02-25 09:39:23 AM  
1 vote:
He's probably got grounds for a lawsuit. I mean, if you're going to call your pizza "Meat Lover". . . .
2014-02-25 09:37:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 09:36:59 AM  
1 vote:
New definition for a "Stuffed Crust" pizza.

2014-02-25 09:36:34 AM  
1 vote:
Did he have to take a cheese wiz after sex?
2014-02-25 09:35:34 AM  
1 vote:

gnosis301: And I thought burning the roof of my mouth was bad.

Now imagine those strings of skin hanging off your junk.
2014-02-25 09:32:45 AM  
1 vote:
And I thought burning the roof of my mouth was bad.
2014-02-25 08:47:00 AM  
1 vote:
It's too bad that attention whores whose only goal is to create the next 10-second online viral sensation are never rewarded for their efforts.
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