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(Daily Star)   Man complains to Domino's after burning himself having sex with a pizza   ( divider line
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6612 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 9:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-25 09:40:28 AM  
2 votes:
Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money.  It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.
2014-02-25 08:35:08 AM  
2 votes:
Dude, warm  apple pie, not pizza pie.
2014-02-25 09:39:36 AM  
1 vote:
That's terrible.  Domino's sucks.  If I'm going to make love to a pizza, it's not going to be Domino's.
2014-02-25 08:47:00 AM  
1 vote:
It's too bad that attention whores whose only goal is to create the next 10-second online viral sensation are never rewarded for their efforts.
2014-02-25 08:44:56 AM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: BS.  No way a Dominos pizza is still hot enough to burn anything.

But the way it was topped with pepperoni.... Asking for it.
2014-02-25 08:17:05 AM  
1 vote:
BS.  No way a Dominos pizza is still hot enough to burn anything.
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