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(Bay News 9)   Teacher's aide fails field sobriety test, even with extra credit for going pantless   ( divider line
    More: Florida, sobriety tests, Kristi Steuber, Wesley Chapel, Linda Cobbe  
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8523 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 10:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-25 11:24:55 AM  
2 votes:
Targeted ads are getting better. Not only do they analyze keywords the also apparently analyze pictures
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2014-02-25 11:00:34 AM  
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2014-02-25 10:58:54 AM  
2 votes:

groppet: Gaaaaaah Not even with a stolen penis could I do that swamp donkey.

But let us not judge the whole pants thing. I mean who hasn't woke up pantless after a wild night.

With a sore asshole. Am I right, guys? High five!

2014-02-25 10:33:25 AM  
2 votes:
Ma'am is that a roast beef sandwich on your lap.... ooh.
2014-02-25 11:55:50 AM  
1 vote:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "Fat, drunk and pantsless in no way to go through life..."

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Either she's showing remorse for her crimes or she's eyeing a bucket of KFC.

/ "I've got mine, what are you guys going to eat?"
2014-02-25 11:48:41 AM  
1 vote:
"Fat, drunk and pantsless in no way to go through life..."

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2014-02-25 11:26:16 AM  
1 vote:
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Them panties, take 'em off. You look jes' like a hog.
2014-02-25 11:12:09 AM  
1 vote:
I've been keeping this for the longest time in hopes I would use it...
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2014-02-25 10:54:42 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, she had to be pantsless, she was doing 69!
2014-02-25 10:43:43 AM  
1 vote:
Not yet?  Farkers, you're slipping.
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2014-02-25 10:40:49 AM  
1 vote:
Should've had a FUPA sticker in her back window.
/fat underpantsless police association.
2014-02-25 10:37:49 AM  
1 vote:
surprised she WASN'T charged dang it
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