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(Bay News 9)   Teacher's aide fails field sobriety test, even with extra credit for going pantless   ( baynews9.com) divider line
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2014-02-25 12:14:41 PM  
i'd hit it, plus she is already drunk and half naked...
 
2014-02-25 12:14:51 PM  

zimbomba63: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "Fat, drunk and pantsless in no way to go through life..."

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Either she's showing remorse for her crimes or she's eyeing a bucket of KFC.

/ "I've got mine, what are you guys going to eat?"


Maybe Cartman got there first and ate all the skin off?
 
2014-02-25 12:35:26 PM  
#1, #1, #1, still. *hic*
 
2014-02-25 12:48:03 PM  
NightOwl2255:

Is there where I say that everyone looks bad in a mugshot and she's most likely not that bad?

i0.kym-cdn.com


On the other hand, real nudists are often chubby old funny-looking people like me, not people we'd want to see naked. (Even I don't look at me much these days.)

People we'd want to see naked too busy running around in public dressed in almost nothing while calling you "Harasser!" and "Pervert!" for staring & drooling. You know, like the "coeds" who run around all winter in very thin leggings that look spray-painted on with no shirt or skirt covering their lovely young butts & pubic areas.

When I was young and went out in tight thin pants with no underwear you were supposed to look and react. Not grope me or jump me of course, but compliments and propositions were expected: that was the point. ("My, you are male aren't you.")

Have times changed so much? Are we supposed to be in training to see nubile nearly-nakeds and not care or even notice? Or maybe these days men are supposed to be impotent? And what about these young women, what is society training them for? (Of course clothing styles are an example of social training, did ties tie themselves around men's necks?)

There's something to be said for accepting (near-) nudity as not necessarily sexual and for being less sex-obsessed in general, but when I want to practice that I'll go to a nude beach, event or resort. If you blindside me with your camel toe while I'm standing back up from inspecting canned goods on a lower shelf don't blame me for my involuntarily little "Whoa!"

By the way, what is a male "camel toe" called? In the '70s & '80s we used to use "(fruit) basket" but that was in the last century.

As to the lady in TFA, I've done worse. You'll just never catch me admitting it, that's all.
 
2014-02-25 12:52:25 PM  

chevydeuce: just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced?


Journalistic standard? What's Paris Hilton famous for?
 
2014-02-25 01:26:40 PM  
knew not to click on the link ...

(get me a bucket)
 
2014-02-25 02:46:58 PM  
I know the saying is "nobody is ugly at last call" but damn!
 
2014-02-25 03:00:27 PM  

The One True TheDavid: NightOwl2255:

Is there where I say that everyone looks bad in a mugshot and she's most likely not that bad?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x600]


On the other hand, real nudists are often chubby old funny-looking people like me, not people we'd want to see naked. (Even I don't look at me much these days.)

People we'd want to see naked too busy running around in public dressed in almost nothing while calling you "Harasser!" and "Pervert!" for staring & drooling. You know, like the "coeds" who run around all winter in very thin leggings that look spray-painted on with no shirt or skirt covering their lovely young butts & pubic areas.

When I was young and went out in tight thin pants with no underwear you were supposed to look and react. Not grope me or jump me of course, but compliments and propositions were expected: that was the point. ("My, you are male aren't you.")

Have times changed so much? Are we supposed to be in training to see nubile nearly-nakeds and not care or even notice? Or maybe these days men are supposed to be impotent? And what about these young women, what is society training them for? (Of course clothing styles are an example of social training, did ties tie themselves around men's necks?)

There's something to be said for accepting (near-) nudity as not necessarily sexual and for being less sex-obsessed in general, but when I want to practice that I'll go to a nude beach, event or resort. If you blindside me with your camel toe while I'm standing back up from inspecting canned goods on a lower shelf don't blame me for my involuntarily little "Whoa!"

By the way, what is a male "camel toe" called? In the '70s & '80s we used to use "(fruit) basket" but that was in the last century.

As to the lady in TFA, I've done worse. You'll just never catch me admitting it, that's all.


Mooseknuckle

/yw :)
 
2014-02-25 03:46:17 PM  
That chiclosa pantless?!?

f.mypage.ru
 
2014-02-25 06:02:26 PM  
Goddamitsomuch. Sigh. Back to the seat belt thread, STAT!
 
2014-02-25 09:08:46 PM  

Feltonl: i'd hit it, plus she is already drunk and half naked...


All these stories make me wish I was a cop.

A bad cop.
 
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