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(Bay News 9)   Teacher's aide fails field sobriety test, even with extra credit for going pantless   (baynews9.com) divider line 61
    More: Florida, sobriety tests, Kristi Steuber, Wesley Chapel, Linda Cobbe  
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2014-02-25 10:12:38 AM
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and deduct points on that one.
 
2014-02-25 10:30:30 AM
Pantsless? I will say that is a weapon of mass disgusting.
 
2014-02-25 10:33:25 AM
Ma'am is that a roast beef sandwich on your lap.... ooh.
 
2014-02-25 10:36:23 AM
From the picture, pants should have been on head, completely covering the face.  I hope additional charges are brought, for her failure to perform this act of common decency.
 
2014-02-25 10:36:52 AM
Surprised she was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer's eyes
 
2014-02-25 10:37:49 AM
surprised she WASN'T charged dang it
 
2014-02-25 10:40:47 AM
Does she fix the cable?
 
2014-02-25 10:40:49 AM
Should've had a FUPA sticker in her back window.
/fat underpantsless police association.
 
2014-02-25 10:42:22 AM
If you're going to fail a field sobriety test, pantless is the way to go.
 
2014-02-25 10:43:43 AM
Not yet?  Farkers, you're slipping.
corruptedcartridge.com
 
2014-02-25 10:44:25 AM
Gaaaaaah Not even with a stolen penis could I do that swamp donkey.


But let us not judge the whole pants thing. I mean who hasn't woke up pantless after a wild night.
 
2014-02-25 10:44:44 AM
Smokin' hot!
 
2014-02-25 10:45:45 AM
Around here we call that Tuesday morning.
 
2014-02-25 10:46:02 AM
Eye bleach, stat!!
 
2014-02-25 10:48:10 AM

bikerbob59: Eye bleach, stat!!


Go back to the seat belt thread. DtD is doing everyone a favor.
 
2014-02-25 10:53:16 AM
BAC .137 = pantsless and don't know it?  Think of the horror she'e be with a few more appletinis in her.
 
2014-02-25 10:54:36 AM
Unattractive; will get prison time.
 
2014-02-25 10:54:42 AM
She kinda looks dead.
 
2014-02-25 10:54:42 AM
Hey, she had to be pantsless, she was doing 69!
 
2014-02-25 10:54:55 AM
The suspect is pantless!! ... repeat - pantless!!
i105.photobucket.com

Shouldn't it be "pantsless"?  Pantsed?

Confused
 
2014-02-25 10:58:54 AM

groppet: Gaaaaaah Not even with a stolen penis could I do that swamp donkey.


But let us not judge the whole pants thing. I mean who hasn't woke up pantless after a wild night.



With a sore asshole. Am I right, guys? High five!

...guys?
 
2014-02-25 10:59:07 AM
yikes!    the teachers getting drunk and kids higher than kites.   this should end well for America.
 
2014-02-25 10:59:15 AM
That's a hard 40 years right there.
 
2014-02-25 10:59:42 AM

desertfool: Pantsless? I will say that is a weapon of mass disgusting.


Ding!
Commando? Din't say
Cosmo approves
 
2014-02-25 11:00:34 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-02-25 11:03:02 AM

ThrowYourHatredDown: Hey, she had to be pantsless, she was doing 69!


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
 
2014-02-25 11:06:14 AM
Is there where I say that everyone looks bad in a mugshot and she's most likely not that bad?
 
2014-02-25 11:12:09 AM
I've been keeping this for the longest time in hopes I would use it...i49.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:16:11 AM
Steuber was placed under arrest and taken to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center

That's much butter than letting her driver around drunk.
 
2014-02-25 11:17:07 AM
FTA: "Steuber was placed under arrest and taken to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center.... "

Seriously?  You think she needs MORE butter???
 
2014-02-25 11:17:56 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Steuber was placed under arrest and taken to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center

That's much butter than letting her driver around drunk.


...shakes tiny fist of rage....
 
2014-02-25 11:18:05 AM
Why does the journalist assume that that poor woman was in the habit of wearing pants, and not skirts. "Bottomless" would've have worked.
 
2014-02-25 11:23:38 AM

drongozone: Why does the journalist assume that that poor woman was in the habit of wearing pants, and not skirts. "Bottomless" would've have worked.


To be fair, it looks like she has plenty of bottom.
 
2014-02-25 11:24:55 AM
Targeted ads are getting better. Not only do they analyze keywords the also apparently analyze picturesi.imgur.com
 
2014-02-25 11:26:16 AM
www.eonline.com


Them panties, take 'em off. You look jes' like a hog.
 
2014-02-25 11:27:33 AM
headling missing "smoking hot"
 
2014-02-25 11:28:25 AM
The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced?  Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article?  Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well?  The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.
 
2014-02-25 11:32:07 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 11:34:52 AM
If you had to put up with them damn kids day in and day out, you'd drink to. Where's my pants?
 
2014-02-25 11:37:35 AM

chevydeuce: The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced?  Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article?  Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well?  The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.


Came to say this.

If she wasn't at work at the time, why the fark does it matter what her occupation is?

She did something bad, but not something that warrants that level of scrutiny and airing.
 
2014-02-25 11:38:09 AM
I'm guessing she was coming back from a bar where she was some guy's late night slump buster.
 
2014-02-25 11:39:49 AM

chevydeuce: The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced?  Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article?  Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well?  The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.


Lighten up Francis, tt's Fark.  We're allowed to hold others to a higher standard than we hold ourselves.
 
2014-02-25 11:42:28 AM

Farkbert: FTA: "Steuber was placed under arrest and taken to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center.... "

Seriously?  You think she needs MORE butter???


Oh,Oh! If you've seen "Last Tango in Paris", you know what the butter is for.
 
2014-02-25 11:43:27 AM
Just like nudist colonies, it is never the person you want to see naked who is.
 
2014-02-25 11:46:07 AM

telejester: chevydeuce: The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced?  Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article?  Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well?  The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.

Lighten up Francis, tt's Fark.  We're allowed to hold others to a higher standard than we hold ourselves.


I'm not questiong Fark's treatment of her....her picture and the fact she wasn't wearing any pants when stopped is more than enough to warrant whatever abuse she gets here.

But her workplace and job title added absolutely nothing to the story except "what about the children" bullshiat.
 
2014-02-25 11:48:41 AM
"Fat, drunk and pantsless in no way to go through life..."

www.baynews9.com
 
2014-02-25 11:52:17 AM

desertfool: Pantsless? I will say that is a weapon of mass disgusting.


Just, yuck.
 
2014-02-25 11:52:49 AM
My kid's school!  I'm so proud.
 
2014-02-25 11:55:50 AM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "Fat, drunk and pantsless in no way to go through life..."

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Either she's showing remorse for her crimes or she's eyeing a bucket of KFC.

/ "I've got mine, what are you guys going to eat?"
 
2014-02-25 12:10:09 PM
Is this a thing in Florida now?

CSB: SWMBO and I were in Boca last week. We were parked on Palmetto Pk, just west of A1A. As we're sitting there we watched a woman smash her brand new Optima into an SUV, and then back up into the car behind her. Her subsequent cunning plan of making a u-turn and getting the hell out of there failed, due to the flat front tire, along with the third car she'd hit a minute earlier boxing her in.

When the police arrived, we were treated to several rounds of "Ma'am, get out of the car." "No!" After they finally extracted her, and walked her to the cruiser we decided that her reluctance may have been caused, in part, by the fact she was wearing nothing but a t-shirt. I'd put her weight at a smidge less than the bonny lass in this story, but still close enough that the effect was similar to what would happen if you'd given Picasso 100 lbs of cottage cheese and the task of sculpting the lower half of a female torso.
 
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