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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 356
    More: Silly, seat belt correctly, seat belts, Lincolnshire Police, boobs  
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2014-02-26 05:15:58 PM  
Work-unsafe, one + all:

Stella Stevens January 1960
Susie Scott February 1960
Sally Sarrell March 1960
Linda Gamble April 1960
Ginger Young May 1960
Delores Wells June 1960
Teddi Smith July 1960 was aged 17
Elaine Paul August 1960
Ann Davis September 1960
Kathy Douglas October 1960
Joni Mattis November 1960
Carol Eden December 1960 [trivia: Mother of Simone Eden (Miss February 1989). Simone's appearance marks the first time mother and daughter have appeared as Playmates]

Connie Cooper January 1961
Barbara Ann Lawford February 1961
Tonya Crews March 1961
Nancy Nielsen April 1961
Susan Kelly May 1961
Heidi Becker June 1961
Sheralee Conners July 1961
Karen Thompson August 1961
Christa Speck September 1961 [trivia:first foreign-born Playmate of the Year (1962), born August 1, 1942 in Danzig, Germany.]
Jean Cannon October 1961
Dianne Danford November 1961
Lynn Karrol

Merle Pertile January1962
Kari Knudsen February 1962
Pamela Anne Gordon March 1962 (trivia: first Canadian Playmate)
Roberta Lane April 1962
Marya Carter May 1962
Merissa Mathes June 1962
Unne Terjesen July 1962
Jan Roberts August 1962
Mickey Winters September 1962
Laura Roberts October 1962
Avis Kimble November 1962
June Cochran December 1962

Judy Monterey January 1963
Toni Ann Thomas February 1963
Adrienne Moreau March 1963
Sandra Settani April 1963
Sharon Cintron May 1963
Connie Mason June 1963
Carrie Enwright July 1963
Phyllis Sherwood August 1963
Victoria Valentino September 1963
Christine Williams October 1963
Terre Tucker November 1963
Donna Michele December 1964 was 17 at the time of her shoot.

Sharon Rogers January 1964
Nancy Jo Hooper February 1964
Nancy Scott March 1964
Ashlynn Martin April 1964
Terri Kimball May 1964
Lori Winston June 1964
Melba Ogle July 1964
China Lee August 1964 (trivia: first Chinese-American Playmate)
Rosemarie Hillcrest September 1964
Astrid Schulz October 1964 (trivia: first Dutch-born Playmate)
Kai Brendlinger November 1964
Jo Collins December 1964

Sally Duberson January 1964
Jessica St. George February 1965
Jennifer Jackson March 1965 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate)
Sue Williams April 1965 (trivia: first Playmate to get breast implants. She was also the first to commit suicide [on September 2, 1969.])
Maria McBane May 1965
Hedy Scott June 1965
Gay Collier July 1965
Lannie Balcolm August 1965
Patti Reynolds September 1965 was aged 17 when at the time of her photoshoot.
Allison Parks October 1965
Pat Russo November 1965
Dinah Willis December 1965

Judy Tyler January 1966
Melinda Windsor February 1966
Priscilla Wright March 1966
Karla Conway April 1966
Dolly Read May 1966
Kelly Burke June 1966
Tish Howard July 1966
Susan Denberg August 1966
Dianne Chandler September 1966
Linda Moon October 1967 was 17 years of age at the time of her shoot.
Lisa Baker November 1966
Susan Bernard December 1966

Surrey Marshe January 1967
Kim Farber February 1967
Fran Gerard March 1967
Gwen Wong April 1967
Anne Randall May 1967
Joey Gibson June 1967
Heather Ryan July 1967
DeDe Lind August 1967
Angela Dorian September 1967
Reagan Wilson October 1967
Kaya Christian November 1967
Lynn Winchell December 1967

Connie Kreski January 1968
Nancy Harwood February 1968
Michelle Hamilton March 1968
Gaye Rennie April 1968
Elizabeth Jordan May 1968
Britt Fredriksen June 1968
Melodye Prentiss July 1968
Gale Olson August 1968
Dru Hart September 1968

Majken Haugedal October 1969
Paige Young November 1969
Cynthia Myers December 1969
Leslie Bianchini January 1969
Lorrie Menconi February 1969
Kathy MacDonald March 1969
Lorna Hopper April 1969
Sally Sheffied May 1969
Helena Antonaccio June 1969
Nancy McNeil July 1969
Debbie Hooper August 1969
Shay Knuth September 1969
Jean Bell October 1969 (trivia: the first woman of African-American descent to grace the cover a few months down the line)
Claudia Jennings November 1969
Gloria Root December 1969
 
2014-02-26 05:16:21 PM  

Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?


No,  I really like pierces and I think they're annoying.  They're the "butterfly tattoo on the ankle" of pierces.
 
2014-02-26 05:27:33 PM  
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezaaaaaauuuusssss did I ever screw THAT formatting up.

Perils of rushing.

point stands.

As the wise poster above decreed, "They're real. and they're spectacular."

Might be back to cover the '70's later (provided that this is still a going concern).

*The last decade of the mag (all around, not just what I'm posting) I really, truly care anything about.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:18 PM  

Sinbox: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezaaaaaauuuusssss did I ever screw THAT formatting up.

Perils of rushing.

point stands.

As the wise poster above decreed, "They're real. and they're spectacular."

Might be back to cover the '70's later (provided that this is still a going concern).

*The last decade of the mag (all around, not just what I'm posting) I really, truly care anything about.


Do you have an ftp or a link to the tumblr where these are archived in totality?
 
2014-02-26 08:38:21 PM  
Not for in-office viewing:

Jill Taylor January 1970
Linda Forsyth February 1970
Chris Koren March 1970
Barbara Hillary April 1970
Jennifer Liano May April 1970
Elaine Morton June 1970
Carol Willis July 1970
Sharon Clark August 1970
Debbie Ellison September 1970
Madeleine + Mary Collinson October 1970 (trivia: the first twins selected as Playmates)
Avis Miller November 1970
Carol Imhof December 1970

Liv Lindeland January 1971 (trivia: first Centerfold to display openly visible pubic hair)
Willy Rey February 1971
Cynthia Hall March 1971
Chris Cranston April 1971
Janice Pennington May 1971 (trivia: sister of Ann Pennington [Miss March 1976]. Ann's appearance marks the first time sisters have appeared as Playmates in separate months.
She was also one of the original "Barker's Beauties" models on The Price Is Right, serving as the show's longest-running model to date, from 1972 to 2000.)
Lieko English June 1971
Heather Van Emery July 1971
Cathy Rowland August 1971
Crystal Smith September 1971
Claire Rambeau October 1971
Danielle de Vabre November 1971
Karen Christy December 1971

Marilyn Cole January 1972 (trivia: first Playmate to pose fully frontal in her Centerfold.)
P.J. Lansing February 1972
Ellen Michaels March 1972
Vicki Peters April 1972
Deanna Baker May 1972
Debbie Davis June 1972
Carol O'Neal July 1972
Linda Summers August 1972
Susan Miller September 1972
Sharon Johansen October 1972
Lenna Sjooblom November 1972
Mercy Rooney December 1972

Miki Garcia January 1973
Cyndi Wood February 1973
Bonnie Large March 1973
Julie Woodson April 1973
Anulka Dziubinska May 1973
Ruthy Ross June 1973
Martha Smith July 1973
Phyllis Coleman August 1973
Geri Glass September 1973
Valerie Lane October 1973
Monica Tidwell November 1973 (trivia: the first Playmate to be younger than Playboy. She was born in January of 1954, when Playboy's second issue was on the newsstand.)
Christine Maddox December 1973

Nancy Cameron (front view) January 1974
Nancy Cameron (rear view) January 1974 (trivia: the only double sided Centerfold in the the mag's history; done to commemorate the mag's 20th anniversary Playmate)
Francine Parks February 1974
Pamela Zinszer March 1974
Marlene Morrow April 1974
Marilyn Lange May 1974
Sandy Johnson June 1974
Carole Vitale July 1974
Jean Manson August 1974
Kristine Hanson September 1974
Ester Cordet October 1974 (trivia: the first Hispanic-American Playmate)
Bebe Buell November 1974
Janice Raymond December 1974

Lynnda Kimball January 1975
Laura Misch February 1975
Ingeborg Sorensen March 1975
Victoria Cunningham April 1975
Bridgett Rollins May 1975
Azizi Johari June 1975
Lynn Schiller July 1975
Lillian Müller August 1975
Mesina Miller September 1975
Jill de Vries October 1975
Janet Lupo November 1975
Nancie Li Brandi

Daina House January 1976
Laura Lyons February 1976
Ann Pennington March 1976
Denise Michele April 1976
Patricia Margot McClain May 1976
Debra Peterson June 1976
Deborah Borkman July 1976
Linda Beatty August 1976
Whitney Kaine September 1976
Hope Olson October 1976
Patti McGuire November 1976
Karen Hafter December 1976

Susan Lynn Kiger January 1977 (trivia: the first [and, to date, only] Playmate to appear in a porn film [entitled Deadly Love aka Hot Nasties] before becoming a Playmate.)
Star Stowe February 1977
Nicki Thomas March 1977
Lisa Sohm April 1977
Sheila Mullen May 1977
Virve Reid June 1977
Sondra Theodore July 1977
Julia Lyndon August 1977
Debra Jo Fondren September 1977
Kristine Winder October 1977
Rita Lee November 1977
Ashley Cox December 1977

Debra Jensen January 1978
Janis Schmitt February 1978
Christina Smith March 1978
Pamela Jean Bryant April 1978
Kathryn Morrison May 1978
Gail Stanton June 1978
Karen Morton July 1978
Vicki Witt August 1978
Rosanne Katon September 1978
Marcy Hanson October 1978
Monique St. Pierre November 1978
Janet Quist December 1978

Candy Loving January 1979
Lee Ann Michelle February 1979
Denise McConnell March 1979
Missy Cleveland April 1979
Michele Drake May 1979
Louann Fernald June 1979
Dorothy Mays July 1979
Dorothy Stratten August 1979
Vicki McCarty September 1979
Ursula Buchfellner October 1979
Sylvie Garant November 1979
Candace Collins December 1979
 
2014-02-26 10:13:33 PM  
Today's secret acronym is NSFW:

Gig Gangel January 1980
Sandy Cagle February 1980
Henriette Allais March 1980
Liz Glazowski April 1980
Martha Thomsen May 1980
Ola Rey June 1980
Teri Peterson July 1980
Victoria Cooke August 1980
Lisa Welch September 1980
Mardi Jacquet October 1980
Jeana Tomasino November 1980
Terri Welles December 1980

Karen Price January 1981
Vickie Lynn Lasseter February 1981
Kymberly Herrin March 1981
Lorraine Michaels April 1981
Gina Goldberg May 1981
Cathy Larmouth June 1981
Heidi Sorenson July 1981
Debbie Boostrom August 1981
Susan Smith September 1981
Kelly Tough October 1981
Shannon Tweed November 1981
Patricia Farinelli December 1981

Kimberly McArthur January 1982
Anne-Marie Fox February 1982
Karen Witter March 1982
Linda Rhys Vaughn April 1982
Kym Malin May 1982
Lourdes Estores June 1982
Lynda Weismeier July 1982
Cathy St. George August 1982
Connie Brighton September 1982
Marianne Gravatte October 1982
Marlene Janssen November 1982
Charlotte Kemp December 1982

Lonny Chin January 1983
Melinda Mays February 1983
Alana Soares March 1983
Christina Ferguson April 1983
Susie Scott Krabacher May 1983
Jolanda Egger June 1983
Ruth Guerri July 1983
Carina Persson August 1983
Barbara Edwards September 1983
Tracy Vaccaro October 1983
Veronica Gamba November 1983
Terry Nihen December 1983

Penny Baker January 1984
Justine Greiner February 1984
Dona Speir March 1984
Lesa Ann Pedriana April 1984
Patty Duffek May 1984
Tricia Lange June 1984
Liz Stewart July 1984
Suzi Schott August 1984
Kimber Evenson September 1984
Debi Johnson October 1984
Roberta Vazquez November 1984
Karen Velez December 1984

Joan Bennett January 1985
Cherie Witter February 1985
Donna Smith March 1985
CIndy Brooks April 1985
Kathy Shower May 1985
Devin DeVasquez June 1985
Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
Cher Butler August 1985
Venice Kong September 1985
Cynthia Brimhall October 1985
Pamela Saunders November 1985
Carol Ficatier December 1985

Sherry Arnett January 1986
Julie McCullough February 1986
Kim Morris March, 1986
Teri Weigel April 1986 (trivia: later went on to become a successful porn actress. Her first film was in 1991. As a result, she was blacklisted from Playboy.)
Christine Richters May 1986
Rebecca Ferratti June 1986
Lynn Austin July 1986
Ava Fabian August 1986
Rebekka Armstrong September 1986
Katherine Hushaw October 1986
Donna Edmondson November 1986
Laurie Carr December 1986

Luann Lee January 1987
Julie Peterson February 1987
Marina Baker March 1987
Anna Clark April 1987
Kymberly Paige May 1987
Sandy Greenberg June 1987
Carmen Berg July 1987
Sharry Konopski August 1987
Gwen Hajek September 1987
Brandi Brandt October 1987
Pamela Stein November 1987
India Allen December 1987


Kimberley Conrad January 1988
Kari Kennell February 1988
Susie Owens March 1988
Eloise Broady April 1988
Diana Lee May 1988
Emily Arth June 1988
Terri Lynn Doth July 1988
Helle Michaelsen August 1988
Laura Richmond September 1988
Shannon Long October 1988
Pia Reyes November 1988
Kata Kärkkäinen December 1988

Fawna MacLaren January 1989
Simone Eden February 1989 (trivia: Her mother is Carol Eden [Miss December 1960.])
Laurie Wood March 1989
Jennifer Jackson April 1989
Monique Noel May 1989
Tawnni Cable June 1989
Erika Eleniak July 1989
Gianna Amore August 1989
Karin + Mirjam van Breeschooten September 1989
Karen Foster October 1989
Renee Tenison November 1989 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate to be named Playmate of the Year)
Petra Verkaik December 1989
 
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