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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   ( lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly, seat belt correctly, seat belts, Lincolnshire Police, boobs  
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12809 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 10:20 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-25 02:43:15 PM  
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2014-02-25 02:44:53 PM  
Would love Some BIE :-)

/EIP
 
2014-02-25 02:46:15 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:47:43 PM  

blatz514: Banned on the Run:

Did she lose her keys?


Ha! Noticed that after I posted it.  Was focused on the boobs.  As usual.
 
2014-02-25 02:51:38 PM  
Remember to buckle your seat belts.
 
2014-02-25 02:52:18 PM  
www.s2ki.com
 
2014-02-25 03:01:09 PM  

blatz514: [www.s2ki.com image 437x640]


was just looking for her

i216.photobucket.com

/I'm suddenly craving pineapple
 
2014-02-25 03:05:34 PM  

ChrisDe:  I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury.



Agreed.

/always wears a seatbelt, and refuses to operate a vehicle unless ALL passengers, including adults, are properly secured
 
2014-02-25 03:06:32 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:07:30 PM  
From the good ol days

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2014-02-25 03:08:23 PM  
www.e90post.com
 
2014-02-25 03:09:22 PM  
I love it when the Friday boobies thread starts on Tuesdays!
 
2014-02-25 03:14:22 PM  

KyDave: I love it when the Friday boobies thread starts on Tuesdays!


localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com

She's got next round
 
2014-02-25 03:16:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 03:22:58 PM  
Came for genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings, leaving erect
 
2014-02-25 03:27:02 PM  

bacchanalias and consequences: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x473]


Darn.  I could have brought all six of those donuts to her.

/without the box
//and two cups of coffee at the same time
///and I bet she'd eat the last donut
 
2014-02-25 03:30:37 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]


You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)
 
2014-02-25 03:36:16 PM  

EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)


Stand by for a very important email.
 
2014-02-25 03:37:35 PM  
the only thing this thread is missing is the ALL TIME CLASSIC CAR WASH

1.bp.blogspot.com

Come on, safety pin!  Pop!

Link Possibly NSFW
http://www.complex.com/rides/2013/08/sexy-car-washing-gifs/car-wash- 10
 
2014-02-25 03:42:38 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: this thread demeans women, more please


But of course!

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encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
www.what-pisses-me-off.com
 
2014-02-25 03:47:44 PM  
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upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-25 03:50:27 PM  
and finally...just because

1.bp.blogspot.com


You're Welcome...
 
2014-02-25 03:52:49 PM  
You know what Prevailing Wind? Nobody like you very much.

:)
 
2014-02-25 03:54:03 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:57:23 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:59:31 PM  
 
2014-02-25 03:59:31 PM  

hockeypuck15: You know what Prevailing Wind? Nobody like you very much.

:)


This.
 
2014-02-25 04:00:26 PM  
 
2014-02-25 04:01:06 PM  

blatz514: Wardrobe malfuntion

Another NSFW


And spelling malfunction too.
 
2014-02-25 04:01:55 PM  
www.hawtcelebs.com
 
2014-02-25 04:03:53 PM  

DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.


Can anyone sign up?
 
2014-02-25 04:07:45 PM  

Ima_Lurker: DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.

Can anyone sign up?


Well, Dirk did send me an email a while ago filled with delish pics.  And that was nice.

/time re-open the wonderful email.
 
2014-02-25 04:08:46 PM  
i1027.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 04:09:52 PM  
cache.desktopnexus.com
 
2014-02-25 04:11:30 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:14:08 PM  
Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue
 
2014-02-25 04:28:54 PM  
Blatz514 and I have similar tastes... me thinks.
 
2014-02-25 04:30:50 PM  

Stinkbeard: Blatz514 and I have similar tastes... me thinks.


Drinking a ton of beer at night and fapping to Fark threads?

/checks clock
//1 more hour!
 
2014-02-25 04:32:28 PM  
More Joanna

NSFW

or socks
 
2014-02-25 04:33:46 PM  

Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue


Better?

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:34:54 PM  

blatz514: More Joanna

NSFW

or socks


Curious nipple positioning.

/not an expert
/would like to be
 
2014-02-25 04:36:17 PM  

chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]


Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?
 
2014-02-25 04:37:19 PM  

blatz514: More Joanna

NSFW

or socks


I hate my work filter :(
 
2014-02-25 04:40:09 PM  

Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?


It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.
 
2014-02-25 04:42:15 PM  
In Saudi, and maybe some other sheethead countries, they have a problem with women wearing seat belts because it makes their shapes visible.
 
2014-02-25 04:42:46 PM  

chozo13: Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?

It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.


Thank you, but don't go nuts on my account.  I have heard of something called the "Internet" or something like that.  I am actually surprised it's that bad -- the rings are really that prevalent, huh?  Glad I'm getting old.

/not really glad
 
2014-02-25 04:47:58 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:51:31 PM  

Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?

It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.

Thank you, but don't go nuts on my account.  I have heard of something called the "Internet" or something like that.  I am actually surprised it's that bad -- the rings are really that prevalent, huh?  Glad I'm getting old.

/not really glad


Believe me, I have no problem going through all my captures from past fark booby threads. Kind of makes the day burn a little quicker.
 
2014-02-25 04:52:55 PM  

blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]


Just one?!

Since I'm late and no one will see this, I'm multi-posting

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2014-02-25 04:53:00 PM  

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]


Picture #3 holy fark.
 
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