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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 356
    More: Silly, seat belt correctly, seat belts, Lincolnshire Police, boobs  
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2014-02-25 12:32:05 PM  
BIE?!
EIP!
 
2014-02-25 12:33:01 PM  

blatz514: Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

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Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

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I thought that also. What's a 12 year old doing with those boobs?
 
2014-02-25 12:34:51 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.


Should be changed to Titty Bear.
 
2014-02-25 12:42:30 PM  
thmb.inkfrog.com
 
2014-02-25 12:43:24 PM  

dennysgod: DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.

Should be changed to Titty Bear.


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2014-02-25 12:43:39 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:45:00 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.




Both women I've dated have been short-ish and ample. 5'4" and 5'2", D and DD. Neither had any problems with seatbelts in any vehicle.

/BIE?
//EIP
///Follows the rules of such
 
2014-02-25 12:48:17 PM  
One boobie, two boobie, boobie number three,
This ain't Total Recall, but it could be BIE.


/EIP
 
2014-02-25 12:49:35 PM  
Bookmarked
 
2014-02-25 12:54:19 PM  

DirkTheDaring:


Someday I will see more photos of her.
Off to my bunk to break out my banhammer while dreaming of her.
 
2014-02-25 12:55:32 PM  
This thread is relevant to my interests.  EIP in case any farkettes want me to check on their topless seatbelt wearing abilities.
 
2014-02-25 12:55:57 PM  
One for the nerds

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2014-02-25 12:57:51 PM  
It depends on the car. I used to date a 5'0" DD and she was always having problems with the seatbelts either crossing under and not being comfortable or crossing over causing possible neck constriction issue. It mostly happened in trucks, but a few of the smaller foreign cars had the same issue when the seat was pushed forward for her to drive. She started driving Fords because some of their cars had the seatbelt restrainers attached to an easily adjustable door mount.
 
2014-02-25 12:57:57 PM  
This is relevant to my interests!

BIE?
EIP

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2014-02-25 12:58:45 PM  
 
2014-02-25 12:59:55 PM  
 
2014-02-25 01:00:33 PM  
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 01:00:43 PM  
Worth another shot. Have not seen the illustrious BIE in a while...
/sadface.jpg
//EIP


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2014-02-25 01:02:34 PM  
Here's another reason why you should always wear a seatbelt: http://www.popscreen.com/v/62DE6/Girl-in-Toyota-Supra-Extended-Footage (NSFW)
 
2014-02-25 01:03:38 PM  

blatz514: One for the nerds

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One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.
 
2014-02-25 01:04:18 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:06:47 PM  

Far Cough: blatz514: One for the nerds

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One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.


Good call.  The blonde reminded me of...

media.santabanta.com
 
2014-02-25 01:07:03 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:07:48 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:09:17 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:09:33 PM  

blatz514: Far Cough: blatz514: One for the nerds

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One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.

Good call.  The blonde reminded me of...

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Maybe... mixed with Paris Hilton.
 
2014-02-25 01:10:28 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:15:25 PM  
Sometimes seatbelts might help in other ways. (NSFW)
 
2014-02-25 01:15:53 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:16:47 PM  

blatz514:


Usually she'd have to go to a salon to get a wax like that.
 
2014-02-25 01:18:09 PM  
it's been too long (that's not what she said)

bie?
eip

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2014-02-25 01:19:25 PM  
www.allfordmustangs.com
 
2014-02-25 01:20:11 PM  
sexyselfpics.org
 
2014-02-25 01:21:04 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-25 01:21:30 PM  
i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:21:41 PM  
www.mickeysbar44.com
 
2014-02-25 01:22:31 PM  
bikinicarwashorlando.com
 
2014-02-25 01:24:10 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2014-02-25 01:25:23 PM  
bikinicarwashorlando.com
 
2014-02-25 01:27:11 PM  
Moar Hayden...

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2014-02-25 01:27:11 PM  
Let's do this again since someone buried my link in a pile of photos...

I said sometimes a seatbelt might help in other ways. (NSFW)

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 01:28:03 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:29:04 PM  
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
 
2014-02-25 01:30:03 PM  
All 'ya'll are being played. The real context to this article is .. (drum roll) .. not breasts, but  "The  Lincolnshire Poacher"  One of the most notorious 'number stations'. Shirley, there's a connection ..

(dodging thrown dinner rolls)
 
2014-02-25 01:30:04 PM  
so um
why havent women forced detroit to resolve this problem already?
seriously

stop buying new cars until they fix this

TADA

better yet, why hasnt germany, japan or korea fixed this?
TALK ABOUT a huge selling point for your cars.

LADIES, WE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES. 
BUY OUT TITTY FRIENDLY CAR!!!

The ads alone would drive up sales to men!!
 
2014-02-25 01:31:08 PM  
How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.
 
2014-02-25 01:31:33 PM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:32:46 PM  

namatad: so um
why havent women forced detroit to resolve this problem already?
seriously

stop buying new cars until they fix this

TADA

better yet, why hasnt germany, japan or korea fixed this?
TALK ABOUT a huge selling point for your cars.

LADIES, WE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES. 
BUY OUT TITTY FRIENDLY CAR!!!

The ads alone would drive up sales to men!!


Ha ha ha.... "Detroit".

As if a single goddamned car is made in Detroit anymore.
 
2014-02-25 01:33:38 PM  

Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.


You can get rid of the bikini pics by hitting CTRL+W on your keyboard.

i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:35:03 PM  
They are just two mounds of subcutaneous adipose tissue. And oh gawd do I want them.
 
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