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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 356
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2014-02-25 11:36:11 AM  

FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.


They're two of my favorite things.

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2014-02-25 11:38:34 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:38:58 AM  

DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]


Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?
 
2014-02-25 11:39:28 AM  

blatz514: What?  There's a car in the pic


This is one of those optical illusions, isn't it?
 
2014-02-25 11:39:45 AM  
The woman had her seat belt left boob tucked under her arm when she was pulled over in Grantham.
 
2014-02-25 11:40:02 AM  

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness

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Same picture, same angles, replace skirt with submarine strap for a full 5-point win.
 
2014-02-25 11:42:07 AM  

blatz514: DirkTheDaring: blatz514: DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.

Sounds like you've got some searchin' to do. :-)

[i53.tinypic.com image 574x1000]

Back on the horse!


And she really is a horse!

/why the long face?
 
2014-02-25 11:42:14 AM  
Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.
 
2014-02-25 11:43:17 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:43:34 AM  

DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]


Yeah, but if you've seen one, you've seen them both.
 
2014-02-25 11:43:47 AM  

ChrisDe: lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.

Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.


But Obama.
 
2014-02-25 11:44:00 AM  

MissFeasance: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

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You look way too young to drive.

I'm gifted


Which brings us back to your problem with seatbelts.
 
2014-02-25 11:44:39 AM  

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


We have had many many discussions on this. Seems some people still don't understand that personal liberties are considered to be far more important than those of the mob. It's un-American at best.
 
2014-02-25 11:46:16 AM  

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


It is a cash cow, end of story.

Back on topic

img.fark.net

/Don't have any seatbelt pics, but there is a car involved
 
2014-02-25 11:46:58 AM  

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


The point of seat-belts in vehicles is to reduce the amount of human projectiles which not only may cause you more harm, but others as well. Seat-belts don't work for motorcycles and arguably not being tied to your bike allows you to clear the path of danger in the event you do have an accident. I am sorry you feel seatbelt laws are "unfair" but really it isn't like it is a problem to wear a seatbelt when riding in a vehicle.
 
2014-02-25 11:47:30 AM  

Far Cough: DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]

Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?


I know, it's a bit of a departure from what I usually post. But I don't know any regular (non-stripper) ladies who'll let me photograph them naked, so today I'm posting stuff I found floating around the intertubes.

i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:49:07 AM  

chozo13: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

It is a cash cow, end of story.

Back on topic

[img.fark.net image 640x618]

/Don't have any seatbelt pics, but there is a car involved


Wow. Not like there are a lot of dogs posted here, but there's something about the way she is assembled....
 
2014-02-25 11:52:13 AM  
There is a special place in heaven for you both.

blatz514:

DirkTheDaring:
 
2014-02-25 11:53:35 AM  

DirkTheDaring: Far Cough: DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]

Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?

I know, it's a bit of a departure from what I usually post. But I don't know any regular (non-stripper) ladies who'll let me photograph them naked, so today I'm posting stuff I found floating around the intertubes.

[i52.tinypic.com image 463x640]


Oh I wasn't complaining, clearly.

I do like chozo13's offering as well.
 
2014-02-25 11:55:51 AM  

rnatalie: Not safe for work, possibly the woman in question:
http://nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/mcs-nsfw-2/2010/1 1/ topless-seatbelt.jpg


Oh my...

...those are...

...MAGNIFICENT....
 
2014-02-25 11:59:53 AM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:01:42 PM  

blatz514: [static.fjcdn.com image 569x720]


Actually she is an excellent example of how to get away with only a warning.

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2014-02-25 12:01:52 PM  
Next step:
"While we've got you stopped at this seatbelt checkpoint, we're going to draw some blood to make sure you've been eating healthy. Because it affects how much the insurance company pays for your healthcare."
 
2014-02-25 12:02:12 PM  
Guess I'll "read" this thread when I get home.
 
2014-02-25 12:03:19 PM  
 
2014-02-25 12:05:24 PM  

kcfarker: blatz514: What?  There's a car in the pic

This is one of those optical illusions, isn't it?


i232.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 12:08:02 PM  
Another possible citation.

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2014-02-25 12:08:58 PM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:11:54 PM  
I would like to meat the woman in the headline.
 
2014-02-25 12:12:22 PM  
I need more images to show how to fasten the seat belt correctly, anyone else concur?

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2014-02-25 12:13:31 PM  

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


Neither the time nor the place, my friend.
 
2014-02-25 12:13:49 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [i43.tinypic.com image 850x635]


*SPROIING* Dammit, now I can't stand up in polite company.
 
2014-02-25 12:14:54 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:15:19 PM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

Neither the time nor the place, my friend.


http://global3.memecdn.com/because-boobs_o_623323.gif
 
2014-02-25 12:15:34 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:15:43 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:16:28 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

The point of seat-belts in vehicles is to reduce the amount of human projectiles which not only may cause you more harm, but others as well. Seat-belts don't work for motorcycles and arguably not being tied to your bike allows you to clear the path of danger in the event you do have an accident. I am sorry you feel seatbelt laws are "unfair" but really it isn't like it is a problem to wear a seatbelt when riding in a vehicle.

Despite my username, I'm really not easily confused, I fully understand why seat-belts work in cars and why they wouldn't on motorcycles. I'm a pot user, not retarded. What i'm saying is adults are afforded the right to ride on a motorcycle with ONLY SAFTY GLASSES on. As soon as that same adult gets into a 4 wheeled vehicle and puts it into drive, they need to be buckled up. Either make it illegal to drive motorcycles or take the seat-belt laws off the books. To give a person the right to put themselves in danger on 2 wheels but take it away when your on 4 is a double-standard. Yes I realize its a cash cow and also that making MC illegal will never happen. I have nothing against MC or seat-belts, I actually enjoy looking over and seeing the seatbelt effect in action. Bad laws i have problem with.

 
2014-02-25 12:17:02 PM  
biser3a.com

I don't think the pink bra is doing much...
 
2014-02-25 12:17:25 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:18:25 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:19:01 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:19:04 PM  
Safety first!

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2014-02-25 12:19:52 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:20:28 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:21:17 PM  

Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

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Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

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2014-02-25 12:22:12 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:23:10 PM  
Last one for now..all this posting has made me hungry.

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2014-02-25 12:27:13 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:27:30 PM  
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2014-02-25 12:30:22 PM  
How dare she display such presumptuous vulupuousness. Ill be the judge of that.

/My fellow Americans, This. Is. NOT a bookmark
 
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