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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 356
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2014-02-25 08:47:49 AM
This thread has potential....

i1309.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 08:58:33 AM
She just needs a four-point harness

www.cleavagetime.com
 
2014-02-25 09:10:33 AM

TinyFist: This thread has potential....

[i1309.photobucket.com image 414x640]


MASSIVE potential.
 
2014-02-25 09:13:16 AM
p.twimg.com
 
2014-02-25 09:22:33 AM
I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

i.walmartimages.com
 
2014-02-25 09:32:06 AM
I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.
 
2014-02-25 10:12:54 AM

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.


Ooh, I'd not seen that variety of seat belt adjuster before- I'll have to snag one of those. The very-soon-to-be-wife is quite short and the seat belts in one of my cars basically hit her right in the neck and the smaller, cheaper adjuster I have really doesn't work that well.
 
2014-02-25 10:22:18 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 10:22:21 AM
Were they magnificent?
 
2014-02-25 10:23:17 AM
everydayfunnyfunny.com
 
2014-02-25 10:23:56 AM
damnit
 
2014-02-25 10:24:10 AM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:25:13 AM
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:26:56 AM
With a bad picture of what breasts might look like.
 
2014-02-25 10:27:08 AM
Not a bookmark.

/yes, it is.
 
2014-02-25 10:27:22 AM

BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.


Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.
 
2014-02-25 10:28:13 AM
clearly a violation


/clearly a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:30:56 AM
 
2014-02-25 10:31:00 AM
Breasts are good for a great number of things.  Personal safety is  probably not one of them.  But I don't have any to know for sure, though I would be more than willing to do a safety inspection of any present.

/BIE
//EIP
 
2014-02-25 10:31:31 AM
There's even this site:    http://seatbeltboobs.com
 
2014-02-25 10:31:47 AM

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


I've been thinking about getting one of those for myself too. It doesn't matter in the winter months to much but when the lighter clothing comes on and the neck and chest is more bare that seat belt becomes an irritation.
 
2014-02-25 10:32:27 AM
How the hell did they find out about this to report on it?
 
2014-02-25 10:32:50 AM
Should go with a 4-point, cross your heart harness, which protects, lifts and separates

/Victor can sell you one
 
2014-02-25 10:33:39 AM
Seat belts are just another tool that the male-centric Maleocracy uses to keep women in their place.
 
2014-02-25 10:34:10 AM
OK, we all know the logical evolution of this thread, but howzabout some love for the IBTC?

i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:35:51 AM
Have you suffered from this problem?

Please send evidence of your suffering. Video preferred, photos sufficient.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-25 10:37:15 AM
not a bookmark

bonus:

img.fark.net

"Is there a problem, officer?"
 
2014-02-25 10:38:05 AM

BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.


This.
 
2014-02-25 10:38:37 AM

lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.


Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.
 
2014-02-25 10:39:00 AM
FTFA: A female driver stopped by Lincolnshire Police has used her breasts as an excuse, escaping with a warning.

Know how else I know she was a female driver?  :-P
 
2014-02-25 10:40:09 AM
I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.
 
2014-02-25 10:40:24 AM

ChrisDe: I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury.


I'd like to see stats...I suspect that people who don't wear seatbelts tend not to have full coverage, but just liability.
 
2014-02-25 10:40:25 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:44:00 AM
i60.tinypic.com

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.
 
2014-02-25 10:49:19 AM
I can keep using this all day...
corruptedcartridge.com
 
2014-02-25 10:49:20 AM
I'll help Dirk..

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-25 10:50:41 AM

wax_on: How the hell did they find out about this to report on it?


"The woman escaped with advice from the police."
She must have passed through the newspaper office during her escape.
 
2014-02-25 10:51:07 AM
Wonder if she'll go to court to protest the ticket.  "Your honor, I present exhibit DD"
 
2014-02-25 10:51:29 AM
Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.
 
2014-02-25 10:56:15 AM

ChrisDe: lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.

Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.


That plus it's just totally inconvenient to everyone involved when/if they have to scrape you off the street after you're ejected. Then there's the poor guy that has to come out with the pressure washer to clean off the blood and little bits of skin you left behind on the pavement. Overall just a major pain in the ass. Not being sarcastic.
 
2014-02-25 10:56:55 AM

DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.


Damnit beat me to it!!!

http://tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/
 
2014-02-25 10:57:13 AM

DirkTheDaring: OK, we all know the logical evolution of this thread, but howzabout some love for the IBTC?

[i54.tinypic.com image 400x600]


Seatbelt friendly not that pertinent.

/not a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:57:22 AM
Car safety is an important topic that deserves attention.

/bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:57:29 AM

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

img.fark.net



You look way too young to drive.
 
2014-02-25 10:57:40 AM

blatz514: I'll help Dirk..

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 616x820]


She's nice, blatz514, but her application to the IBTC has been denied.

Accepted:

i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:58:10 AM

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.


DD's, please. Call me when you're rocking J's.
 
2014-02-25 11:00:15 AM

akruse: I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.


Obviously you should be arrested, stripped of your driving privilege and forced face-down into a restraint device of the Deputy's choosing because the very fact you exist might drive up my premiums.

Thanks a lot, asshole.
 
2014-02-25 11:00:47 AM

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.


Perhaps just an instructional video?

/"It's for science" -- Bill Nye
 
2014-02-25 11:00:49 AM
I see things are pretty dull in Lincolnshire, if this has to be reported.  Did they all retire to the "Queen Mary's Coont" pub for a pint of bitters and a hearty laugh?

The "Lincolnshire Road Policing Unit", why such an abbreviated name, I was expecting something like "Her Majesty's Own Lincolnshire Road Policing Flying Squad".
 
2014-02-25 11:02:19 AM

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness

[www.cleavagetime.com image 650x913]


Doing it right
 
2014-02-25 11:03:06 AM
i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:03:13 AM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 11:04:25 AM

that one guy from that one place: That plus it's just totally inconvenient to everyone involved when/if they have to scrape you off the street after you're ejected. Then there's the poor guy that has to come out with the pressure washer to clean off the blood and little bits of skin you left behind on the pavement. Overall just a major pain in the ass. Not being sarcastic.


that's at least 4 people employed, the guy doing the scraping the guy holding the big dustpan the guy holding the bag open for the guy holding the big dustpan and then the guy running the power washer. not wearing your seatbelt = job creator.
 
2014-02-25 11:05:06 AM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 11:05:51 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-25 11:06:18 AM

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness


I don't know what "Takata" is that's blocking my access, but I'd give her A-Major Fugue, IYKWIM
 
2014-02-25 11:07:02 AM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 11:07:44 AM
As a dirty motorboating sailor I approve this thread.
 
2014-02-25 11:08:35 AM

stevarooni: ChrisDe: I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury.

I'd like to see stats...I suspect that people who don't wear seatbelts tend not to have full coverage, but just liability.


TFA is from the UK. My tax pays for hospital costs and rehabilitation of the eejits who didn't wear their seatbelts.

/ your country may vary.
// no it doesn't - your health insurance is loaded to pay for other eejits.
 
2014-02-25 11:08:56 AM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:09:05 AM
FTFA: The woman escaped with advice from the police.

Escaped... what a weird word to use in that situation.
 
2014-02-25 11:09:37 AM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 11:09:53 AM
Ma'am I stopped you becaaaaauuuuuuuuu.............
 
2014-02-25 11:10:08 AM
I'll come back to this thread later.
 
2014-02-25 11:11:50 AM
DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.
 
2014-02-25 11:12:50 AM
intradayfun.com
 
2014-02-25 11:13:16 AM
This is definitely not a bookmark.

/well maybe it is
//BIE?
///EIP
 
2014-02-25 11:13:32 AM
Did the cop offer to properly adjust the seatbelt for her with a hands on demonstration?
 
2014-02-25 11:14:08 AM
Linking to be safe

A little NSFWish.

/dodging the banhammer
 
2014-02-25 11:14:19 AM
Hey everyone what's going on?
 
2014-02-25 11:14:51 AM

TinyFist: This thread has potential....

[i1309.photobucket.com image 414x640]


Came for this...

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness

[www.cleavagetime.com image 650x913]


bearded clamorer: [p.twimg.com image 500x375]


...these are nice bonuses...

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 399x354]


swaxhog: [everydayfunnyfunny.com image 500x444]


...there we go!  That's what I first thought of.

Good job, people.
 
2014-02-25 11:15:40 AM

blatz514: DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.


Sounds like you've got some searchin' to do. :-)

i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:16:33 AM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 11:16:38 AM

BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.


So long as my group insurance rates don't go up when you wind up in traction, in a coma, on a ventilator.
 
2014-02-25 11:17:45 AM

DirkTheDaring: blatz514: DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.

Sounds like you've got some searchin' to do. :-)

[i53.tinypic.com image 574x1000]


Back on the horse!

chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 11:19:06 AM
I always wear my seat belt.
Just to shut that farking alarm up.
 
2014-02-25 11:19:28 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:20:05 AM
Not a seatbelt, but related
i232.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 11:20:27 AM
www.damngeeky.com
 
2014-02-25 11:20:30 AM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:21:01 AM

Soon Right Away: Have you suffered from this problem?

Please send evidence of your suffering. Video preferred, photos sufficient.


They should've went with :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
 
2014-02-25 11:21:38 AM

lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.


B.S. New Hampshire has no adult seat belt law and insurance (not mandatory either) is FAR cheaper than neighboring Massachusetts.
 
2014-02-25 11:21:38 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

[img.fark.net image 500x500]


You look way too young to drive.


I'm gifted
 
2014-02-25 11:24:13 AM

KatjaMouse: MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]

I've been thinking about getting one of those for myself too. It doesn't matter in the winter months to much but when the lighter clothing comes on and the neck and chest is more bare that seat belt becomes an irritation.


The solution is my patent-pending Hand Barrier. Basically, I sit in your back seat, lean forward, and slide my hand between the seatbelt and your bare skin. Foolproof.

/going to wash the "creepy" off now
//join me? damn... where's the lye soap?
 
2014-02-25 11:24:39 AM
junks.tv
 
2014-02-25 11:26:15 AM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:26:56 AM
Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts

"DOG BITES MAN!"
 
2014-02-25 11:27:42 AM
Lawd! Y'all are going to get me fired.


/Not a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 11:27:49 AM
This thread got awesome quickly.
 
2014-02-25 11:27:56 AM
I love this thread already. BIEEIPTEEHEEHEE!
 
2014-02-25 11:28:19 AM

stonicus: FTFA: The woman escaped with advice from the police.

Escaped... what a weird word to use in that situation.


Unless she was pulled over by this guy
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 11:30:07 AM
You know what.  Boobs are just the best.
 
2014-02-25 11:30:38 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com


What?  There's a car in the pic
 
2014-02-25 11:31:07 AM
I'm just going to go on record and say that my email address is in my profile and I appreciate pictures of farkettes in various stages of undress.

Thank you for your time.


Tldr send me dem jubblies, gurl.
 
2014-02-25 11:31:07 AM
How is bookmark formed?
 
2014-02-25 11:31:51 AM
"Officer, is this some kind of bust?"
 
2014-02-25 11:32:27 AM
aussieexotics.com
 
2014-02-25 11:32:28 AM

MalvolioMandarin: akruse: I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.

Obviously you should be arrested, stripped of your driving privilege and forced face-down into a restraint device of the Deputy's choosing because the very fact you exist might drive up my premiums.

Thanks a lot, asshole.


Do you take any umbrage with the insurance company dumping extra financial burden on you because of what someone else has done?
 
2014-02-25 11:34:34 AM

blatz514: [aussieexotics.com image 850x1070]


Smart girl.  There's no seatbelt, so she refused to get in.  (That time of the month too?)
 
2014-02-25 11:35:17 AM

akruse: I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.


Unlike the back seat, front seat folks have no padding in front of them. Thus the "three point restraint," to keep you from folding into the steering wheel or dashboard.

/yes, I know about airbags. Extra protection and redundant systems rarely cost lives.
//have you heard about my new Hand Barrier (pat.pend.)? See comment above ITT.
///more seriously, would a bit of cotton, or silk, on the underside of the seatbelt help?
 
2014-02-25 11:36:11 AM

FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.


They're two of my favorite things.

i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:38:34 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-25 11:38:58 AM

DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]


Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?
 
2014-02-25 11:39:28 AM

blatz514: What?  There's a car in the pic


This is one of those optical illusions, isn't it?
 
2014-02-25 11:39:45 AM
The woman had her seat belt left boob tucked under her arm when she was pulled over in Grantham.
 
2014-02-25 11:40:02 AM

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness

[www.cleavagetime.com image 650x913]


Same picture, same angles, replace skirt with submarine strap for a full 5-point win.
 
2014-02-25 11:42:07 AM

blatz514: DirkTheDaring: blatz514: DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.

Sounds like you've got some searchin' to do. :-)

[i53.tinypic.com image 574x1000]

Back on the horse!


And she really is a horse!

/why the long face?
 
2014-02-25 11:42:14 AM
Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.
 
2014-02-25 11:43:17 AM
i1204.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 11:43:34 AM

DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]


Yeah, but if you've seen one, you've seen them both.
 
2014-02-25 11:43:47 AM

ChrisDe: lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.

Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.


But Obama.
 
2014-02-25 11:44:00 AM

MissFeasance: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

[img.fark.net image 500x500]


You look way too young to drive.

I'm gifted


Which brings us back to your problem with seatbelts.
 
2014-02-25 11:44:39 AM

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


We have had many many discussions on this. Seems some people still don't understand that personal liberties are considered to be far more important than those of the mob. It's un-American at best.
 
2014-02-25 11:46:16 AM

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


It is a cash cow, end of story.

Back on topic

img.fark.net

/Don't have any seatbelt pics, but there is a car involved
 
2014-02-25 11:46:58 AM

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


The point of seat-belts in vehicles is to reduce the amount of human projectiles which not only may cause you more harm, but others as well. Seat-belts don't work for motorcycles and arguably not being tied to your bike allows you to clear the path of danger in the event you do have an accident. I am sorry you feel seatbelt laws are "unfair" but really it isn't like it is a problem to wear a seatbelt when riding in a vehicle.
 
2014-02-25 11:47:30 AM

Far Cough: DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]

Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?


I know, it's a bit of a departure from what I usually post. But I don't know any regular (non-stripper) ladies who'll let me photograph them naked, so today I'm posting stuff I found floating around the intertubes.

i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 11:49:07 AM

chozo13: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

It is a cash cow, end of story.

Back on topic

[img.fark.net image 640x618]

/Don't have any seatbelt pics, but there is a car involved


Wow. Not like there are a lot of dogs posted here, but there's something about the way she is assembled....
 
2014-02-25 11:52:13 AM
There is a special place in heaven for you both.

blatz514:

DirkTheDaring:
 
2014-02-25 11:53:35 AM

DirkTheDaring: Far Cough: DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

[i53.tinypic.com image 600x449]

Wait a second, that looks like a real girl.  No overdone makeup, no discernible tattoos, possibly real breasts.  I thought this was Fark?

I know, it's a bit of a departure from what I usually post. But I don't know any regular (non-stripper) ladies who'll let me photograph them naked, so today I'm posting stuff I found floating around the intertubes.

[i52.tinypic.com image 463x640]


Oh I wasn't complaining, clearly.

I do like chozo13's offering as well.
 
2014-02-25 11:55:51 AM

rnatalie: Not safe for work, possibly the woman in question:
http://nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/mcs-nsfw-2/2010/1 1/ topless-seatbelt.jpg


Oh my...

...those are...

...MAGNIFICENT....
 
2014-02-25 11:59:53 AM
i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:01:42 PM

blatz514: [static.fjcdn.com image 569x720]


Actually she is an excellent example of how to get away with only a warning.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:01:52 PM
Next step:
"While we've got you stopped at this seatbelt checkpoint, we're going to draw some blood to make sure you've been eating healthy. Because it affects how much the insurance company pays for your healthcare."
 
2014-02-25 12:02:12 PM
Guess I'll "read" this thread when I get home.
 
2014-02-25 12:03:19 PM
 
2014-02-25 12:05:24 PM

kcfarker: blatz514: What?  There's a car in the pic

This is one of those optical illusions, isn't it?


i232.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 12:08:02 PM
Another possible citation.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:08:58 PM
i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:11:54 PM
I would like to meat the woman in the headline.
 
2014-02-25 12:12:22 PM
I need more images to show how to fasten the seat belt correctly, anyone else concur?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:13:31 PM

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


Neither the time nor the place, my friend.
 
2014-02-25 12:13:49 PM

DirkTheDaring: [i43.tinypic.com image 850x635]


*SPROIING* Dammit, now I can't stand up in polite company.
 
2014-02-25 12:14:54 PM
biser3a.com
 
2014-02-25 12:15:19 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

Neither the time nor the place, my friend.


http://global3.memecdn.com/because-boobs_o_623323.gif
 
2014-02-25 12:15:34 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:15:43 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-02-25 12:16:28 PM

the money is in the banana stand: Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.

The point of seat-belts in vehicles is to reduce the amount of human projectiles which not only may cause you more harm, but others as well. Seat-belts don't work for motorcycles and arguably not being tied to your bike allows you to clear the path of danger in the event you do have an accident. I am sorry you feel seatbelt laws are "unfair" but really it isn't like it is a problem to wear a seatbelt when riding in a vehicle.

Despite my username, I'm really not easily confused, I fully understand why seat-belts work in cars and why they wouldn't on motorcycles. I'm a pot user, not retarded. What i'm saying is adults are afforded the right to ride on a motorcycle with ONLY SAFTY GLASSES on. As soon as that same adult gets into a 4 wheeled vehicle and puts it into drive, they need to be buckled up. Either make it illegal to drive motorcycles or take the seat-belt laws off the books. To give a person the right to put themselves in danger on 2 wheels but take it away when your on 4 is a double-standard. Yes I realize its a cash cow and also that making MC illegal will never happen. I have nothing against MC or seat-belts, I actually enjoy looking over and seeing the seatbelt effect in action. Bad laws i have problem with.

 
2014-02-25 12:17:02 PM
biser3a.com

I don't think the pink bra is doing much...
 
2014-02-25 12:17:25 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-02-25 12:18:25 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2014-02-25 12:19:01 PM
cdnl.complex.com
 
2014-02-25 12:19:04 PM
Safety first!

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:19:52 PM
cdnl.complex.com
 
2014-02-25 12:20:28 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:21:17 PM

Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

[img.fark.net image 500x332]


Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-25 12:22:12 PM
www.carzi.com
 
2014-02-25 12:23:10 PM
Last one for now..all this posting has made me hungry.

i209.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 12:27:13 PM
i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 12:27:30 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-25 12:30:22 PM
How dare she display such presumptuous vulupuousness. Ill be the judge of that.

/My fellow Americans, This. Is. NOT a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 12:32:05 PM
BIE?!
EIP!
 
2014-02-25 12:33:01 PM

blatz514: Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

[img.fark.net image 500x332]

Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]


I thought that also. What's a 12 year old doing with those boobs?
 
2014-02-25 12:34:51 PM

DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.


Should be changed to Titty Bear.
 
2014-02-25 12:42:30 PM
thmb.inkfrog.com
 
2014-02-25 12:43:24 PM

dennysgod: DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.

Should be changed to Titty Bear.


Thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2014-02-25 12:43:39 PM
cdnl.complex.com
 
2014-02-25 12:45:00 PM

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.




Both women I've dated have been short-ish and ample. 5'4" and 5'2", D and DD. Neither had any problems with seatbelts in any vehicle.

/BIE?
//EIP
///Follows the rules of such
 
2014-02-25 12:48:17 PM
One boobie, two boobie, boobie number three,
This ain't Total Recall, but it could be BIE.


/EIP
 
2014-02-25 12:49:35 PM
Bookmarked
 
2014-02-25 12:54:19 PM

DirkTheDaring:


Someday I will see more photos of her.
Off to my bunk to break out my banhammer while dreaming of her.
 
2014-02-25 12:55:32 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests.  EIP in case any farkettes want me to check on their topless seatbelt wearing abilities.
 
2014-02-25 12:55:57 PM
One for the nerds

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-25 12:57:51 PM
It depends on the car. I used to date a 5'0" DD and she was always having problems with the seatbelts either crossing under and not being comfortable or crossing over causing possible neck constriction issue. It mostly happened in trucks, but a few of the smaller foreign cars had the same issue when the seat was pushed forward for her to drive. She started driving Fords because some of their cars had the seatbelt restrainers attached to an easily adjustable door mount.
 
2014-02-25 12:57:57 PM
This is relevant to my interests!

BIE?
EIP

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:58:45 PM
 
2014-02-25 12:59:55 PM
 
2014-02-25 01:00:33 PM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 01:00:43 PM
Worth another shot. Have not seen the illustrious BIE in a while...
/sadface.jpg
//EIP


img.fark.net

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 01:02:34 PM
Here's another reason why you should always wear a seatbelt: http://www.popscreen.com/v/62DE6/Girl-in-Toyota-Supra-Extended-Footage (NSFW)
 
2014-02-25 01:03:38 PM

blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]


One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.
 
2014-02-25 01:04:18 PM
moonbattery.com
 
2014-02-25 01:06:47 PM

Far Cough: blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]

One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.


Good call.  The blonde reminded me of...

media.santabanta.com
 
2014-02-25 01:07:03 PM
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-25 01:07:48 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:09:17 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2014-02-25 01:09:33 PM

blatz514: Far Cough: blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]

One on the right looks like a combination of Sarah Jessica Parker and Giada DiLaurentis.

Good call.  The blonde reminded me of...

[media.santabanta.com image 650x978]


Maybe... mixed with Paris Hilton.
 
2014-02-25 01:10:28 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-25 01:15:25 PM
Sometimes seatbelts might help in other ways. (NSFW)
 
2014-02-25 01:15:53 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:16:47 PM

blatz514:


Usually she'd have to go to a salon to get a wax like that.
 
2014-02-25 01:18:09 PM
it's been too long (that's not what she said)

bie?
eip

crackberry.com
 
2014-02-25 01:19:25 PM
www.allfordmustangs.com
 
2014-02-25 01:20:11 PM
sexyselfpics.org
 
2014-02-25 01:21:04 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-25 01:21:30 PM
i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:21:41 PM
www.mickeysbar44.com
 
2014-02-25 01:22:31 PM
bikinicarwashorlando.com
 
2014-02-25 01:24:10 PM
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2014-02-25 01:25:23 PM
bikinicarwashorlando.com
 
2014-02-25 01:27:11 PM
Moar Hayden...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-25 01:27:11 PM
Let's do this again since someone buried my link in a pile of photos...

I said sometimes a seatbelt might help in other ways. (NSFW)

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 01:28:03 PM
i.perezhilton.com
 
2014-02-25 01:29:04 PM
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
 
2014-02-25 01:30:03 PM
All 'ya'll are being played. The real context to this article is .. (drum roll) .. not breasts, but  "The  Lincolnshire Poacher"  One of the most notorious 'number stations'. Shirley, there's a connection ..

(dodging thrown dinner rolls)
 
2014-02-25 01:30:04 PM
so um
why havent women forced detroit to resolve this problem already?
seriously

stop buying new cars until they fix this

TADA

better yet, why hasnt germany, japan or korea fixed this?
TALK ABOUT a huge selling point for your cars.

LADIES, WE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES. 
BUY OUT TITTY FRIENDLY CAR!!!

The ads alone would drive up sales to men!!
 
2014-02-25 01:31:08 PM
How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.
 
2014-02-25 01:31:33 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:32:46 PM

namatad: so um
why havent women forced detroit to resolve this problem already?
seriously

stop buying new cars until they fix this

TADA

better yet, why hasnt germany, japan or korea fixed this?
TALK ABOUT a huge selling point for your cars.

LADIES, WE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES. 
BUY OUT TITTY FRIENDLY CAR!!!

The ads alone would drive up sales to men!!


Ha ha ha.... "Detroit".

As if a single goddamned car is made in Detroit anymore.
 
2014-02-25 01:33:38 PM

Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.


You can get rid of the bikini pics by hitting CTRL+W on your keyboard.

i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:35:03 PM
They are just two mounds of subcutaneous adipose tissue. And oh gawd do I want them.
 
2014-02-25 01:35:15 PM
I have to view these threads in my phone now because my monitor faces too many other people and I'm right near a thoroughfare. Damn you one extra step to slack off while at work!

/please send pity BIE to EIP
//for the children
 
2014-02-25 01:38:04 PM
Since the topic has been brought up...

img.fark.net
EIP
Please and thank you.
 
2014-02-25 01:46:18 PM

Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.


Hey, at least I'm posting car washing pics.  There is only so many "hawt chicks wearing seat belts" pictures to go around.
 
2014-02-25 01:47:41 PM
My doctor said I am dangerously deficient in vitamins B. I. E.   Save me.
 
2014-02-25 01:47:49 PM
fcdn.mtbr.com
 
2014-02-25 01:49:16 PM

Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.


shut up! there's boobs
 
2014-02-25 01:51:39 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:52:31 PM
truestreetcars.com
 
2014-02-25 01:53:24 PM

Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.


There are only so many pics of chicks in cars. Chicks in bikinis on the other hand...
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 01:54:01 PM
God damnit, there are NSFW/questionable images here people. :(
 
2014-02-25 01:54:59 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-02-25 01:57:11 PM
Maybe a modmin can throw a possible NSFW on the headline?
 
2014-02-25 01:59:20 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 01:59:35 PM

Nix Nightbird: namatad: so um
why havent women forced detroit to resolve this problem already?
seriously

stop buying new cars until they fix this

TADA

better yet, why hasnt germany, japan or korea fixed this?
TALK ABOUT a huge selling point for your cars.

LADIES, WE LOVE YOUR BOOBIES.
BUY OUT TITTY FRIENDLY CAR!!!

The ads alone would drive up sales to men!!

Ha ha ha.... "Detroit".

As if a single goddamned car is made in Detroit anymore.


Only if you don't count GM Poletown as being in Detroit (part of the factory is in Hamtramck), and you don't consider the Jeep Grand Cherokee and Dodge Durango to be cars.
 
2014-02-25 02:01:00 PM
The thread is great, but BIE would be greater...

/follows rules
 
2014-02-25 02:01:25 PM
seatBelt IssuEs?
nicE Issue to Ponder...
 
2014-02-25 02:03:00 PM
i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:04:04 PM
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 02:05:59 PM
img.fark.net

Gratuitous nipple post.
 
2014-02-25 02:08:13 PM

blatz514: Nix Nightbird: How did this morph from a "girls in cars" thread to a "I just wanna post pics of bikini chicks" thread?

STICK WITH THE THEME, PEOPLE.

Hey, at least I'm posting car washing pics.  There is only so many "hawt chicks wearing seat belts" pictures to go around.


And how did these lovely ladies get to the beach/wherever to get these glorious pictures taken? Possibly a car.

/I know it's a stretch but my personal stash is only so big ;)
 
2014-02-25 02:11:55 PM

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 611x789]
[img.fark.net image 500x750]
[img.fark.net image 500x669]


FYI -- that last one is a dude.

/a dude with an awesome rack
 
2014-02-25 02:13:36 PM
i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:15:12 PM

Banned on the Run: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 611x789]
[img.fark.net image 500x750]
[img.fark.net image 500x669]

FYI -- that last one is a dude.

/a dude with an awesome rack


That is one hot dude.

Citation?
 
2014-02-25 02:15:49 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:18:37 PM
resources0.news.com.au

I thought the blue sign said "Cameltoe"  car wash.
 
2014-02-25 02:19:22 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-25 02:20:09 PM
Sarina something.  I want to say sarina valentine.

Google is broken right now, so i can't confirm.

Given the very large and very natural boobs, I'm guessing that is not a 100% XY person
 
2014-02-25 02:20:45 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:23:25 PM
i36.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:25:37 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:27:04 PM
media.nbcdfw.com
 
2014-02-25 02:27:55 PM
this thread demeans women, more please
 
2014-02-25 02:28:05 PM
Welcome to the party Banned
 
2014-02-25 02:28:43 PM

Banned on the Run: Sarina something.  I want to say sarina valentine.

Google is broken right now, so i can't confirm.

Given the very large and very natural boobs, I'm guessing that is not a 100% XY person


Fair enough, I have seen you on enough of these awesome threads to trust your judgement. That being said, the surgeon performed an amazing job and that is still one sexy woman.

On to more boobs (female or otherwise)
img.fark.net
Boats have seatbelts too..
 
2014-02-25 02:29:35 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:29:52 PM

blatz514: Welcome to the party Banned


damn work....

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:32:52 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-25 02:33:48 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:35:25 PM

DirkTheDaring: [i41.tinypic.com image 394x654]


Ohhh, that's a good one!

She's looking deep into my eyes...you can tell.
 
2014-02-25 02:35:56 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:36:23 PM
www.fquick.com
 
2014-02-25 02:37:30 PM
Banned on the Run:

Did she lose her keys?
 
2014-02-25 02:38:12 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:38:52 PM

blatz514: [cdnl.complex.com image 500x613]


Christ, blatz514... I hate to criticize anyone's tastes in a breast-related thread, but there is so much douche exploitation in these shots that my office is starting to smell like vinegar.

Take it down a notch. That's all I'm saying.
 
2014-02-25 02:39:28 PM
Didn't click on the article.

Love you guys
 
2014-02-25 02:40:15 PM

Hickory-smoked: blatz514: [cdnl.complex.com image 500x613]

Christ, blatz514... I hate to criticize anyone's tastes in a breast-related thread, but there is so much douche exploitation in these shots that my office is starting to smell like vinegar.

Take it down a notch. That's all I'm saying.


Yeah, sorry about that one.  I should have linked it.

/hangs head in shame
 
2014-02-25 02:40:26 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 02:40:29 PM
No car, but she is sudsing up her chassis

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:41:29 PM
Bie
Eip
For great justice
 
2014-02-25 02:42:36 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

Did I redeem myself Hickory?
 
2014-02-25 02:43:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 02:44:53 PM
Would love Some BIE :-)

/EIP
 
2014-02-25 02:46:15 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 02:47:43 PM

blatz514: Banned on the Run:

Did she lose her keys?


Ha! Noticed that after I posted it.  Was focused on the boobs.  As usual.
 
2014-02-25 02:51:38 PM
Remember to buckle your seat belts.
 
2014-02-25 02:52:18 PM
www.s2ki.com
 
2014-02-25 03:01:09 PM

blatz514: [www.s2ki.com image 437x640]


was just looking for her

i216.photobucket.com

/I'm suddenly craving pineapple
 
2014-02-25 03:05:34 PM

ChrisDe:  I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury.



Agreed.

/always wears a seatbelt, and refuses to operate a vehicle unless ALL passengers, including adults, are properly secured
 
2014-02-25 03:06:32 PM
elissaalva.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 03:07:30 PM
From the good ol days

i219.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 03:08:23 PM
www.e90post.com
 
2014-02-25 03:09:22 PM
I love it when the Friday boobies thread starts on Tuesdays!
 
2014-02-25 03:14:22 PM

KyDave: I love it when the Friday boobies thread starts on Tuesdays!


localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com

She's got next round
 
2014-02-25 03:16:25 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 03:22:58 PM
Came for genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings, leaving erect
 
2014-02-25 03:27:02 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x473]


Darn.  I could have brought all six of those donuts to her.

/without the box
//and two cups of coffee at the same time
///and I bet she'd eat the last donut
 
2014-02-25 03:30:37 PM

DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]


You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)
 
2014-02-25 03:36:16 PM

EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)


Stand by for a very important email.
 
2014-02-25 03:37:35 PM
the only thing this thread is missing is the ALL TIME CLASSIC CAR WASH

1.bp.blogspot.com

Come on, safety pin!  Pop!

Link Possibly NSFW
http://www.complex.com/rides/2013/08/sexy-car-washing-gifs/car-wash- 10
 
2014-02-25 03:42:38 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: this thread demeans women, more please


But of course!

2.bp.blogspot.com
b.vimeocdn.com
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
www.what-pisses-me-off.com
 
2014-02-25 03:47:44 PM
bluemoonpersonaltraining.files.wordpress.com
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
i.chzbgr.com
blogs-images.forbes.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-25 03:50:27 PM
and finally...just because

1.bp.blogspot.com


You're Welcome...
 
2014-02-25 03:52:49 PM
You know what Prevailing Wind? Nobody like you very much.

:)
 
2014-02-25 03:54:03 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 03:57:23 PM
cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
 
2014-02-25 03:59:31 PM
 
2014-02-25 03:59:31 PM

hockeypuck15: You know what Prevailing Wind? Nobody like you very much.

:)


This.
 
2014-02-25 04:00:26 PM
 
2014-02-25 04:01:06 PM

blatz514: Wardrobe malfuntion

Another NSFW


And spelling malfunction too.
 
2014-02-25 04:01:55 PM
www.hawtcelebs.com
 
2014-02-25 04:03:53 PM

DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.


Can anyone sign up?
 
2014-02-25 04:07:45 PM

Ima_Lurker: DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.

Can anyone sign up?


Well, Dirk did send me an email a while ago filled with delish pics.  And that was nice.

/time re-open the wonderful email.
 
2014-02-25 04:08:46 PM
i1027.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 04:09:52 PM
cache.desktopnexus.com
 
2014-02-25 04:11:30 PM
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:14:08 PM
Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue
 
2014-02-25 04:28:54 PM
Blatz514 and I have similar tastes... me thinks.
 
2014-02-25 04:30:50 PM

Stinkbeard: Blatz514 and I have similar tastes... me thinks.


Drinking a ton of beer at night and fapping to Fark threads?

/checks clock
//1 more hour!
 
2014-02-25 04:32:28 PM
More Joanna

NSFW

or socks
 
2014-02-25 04:33:46 PM

Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue


Better?

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:34:54 PM

blatz514: More Joanna

NSFW

or socks


Curious nipple positioning.

/not an expert
/would like to be
 
2014-02-25 04:36:17 PM

chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]


Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?
 
2014-02-25 04:37:19 PM

blatz514: More Joanna

NSFW

or socks


I hate my work filter :(
 
2014-02-25 04:40:09 PM

Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?


It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.
 
2014-02-25 04:42:15 PM
In Saudi, and maybe some other sheethead countries, they have a problem with women wearing seat belts because it makes their shapes visible.
 
2014-02-25 04:42:46 PM

chozo13: Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?

It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.


Thank you, but don't go nuts on my account.  I have heard of something called the "Internet" or something like that.  I am actually surprised it's that bad -- the rings are really that prevalent, huh?  Glad I'm getting old.

/not really glad
 
2014-02-25 04:47:58 PM
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:51:31 PM

Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: chozo13: Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?

/small carp
/please continue

Better?

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 373x500]
[img.fark.net image 600x800]

Oh yes, thank you... but you only gave me one navel?

It was a lot harder finding belly button ring-less girls than I originally thought. I never paid much attention to it until you said something. Let me go though my fark folder and see what I can come up with.

Thank you, but don't go nuts on my account.  I have heard of something called the "Internet" or something like that.  I am actually surprised it's that bad -- the rings are really that prevalent, huh?  Glad I'm getting old.

/not really glad


Believe me, I have no problem going through all my captures from past fark booby threads. Kind of makes the day burn a little quicker.
 
2014-02-25 04:52:55 PM

blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]


Just one?!

Since I'm late and no one will see this, I'm multi-posting

img691.imageshack.us
img42.imageshack.us
img703.imageshack.us
img855.imageshack.us
img40.imageshack.us
img163.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-25 04:53:00 PM

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]


Picture #3 holy fark.
 
2014-02-25 04:58:14 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]

Just one?!

Since I'm late and no one will see this, I'm multi-posting


I was wondering when you going to show up!
 
2014-02-25 05:00:13 PM

Far Cough: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]

Picture #3 holy fark.


I think this is her.   Denise Milani is unreal.

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 05:00:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: blatz514: One for the nerds

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 606x403]

Just one?!

Since I'm late and no one will see this, I'm multi-posting

[img691.imageshack.us image 480x360]
[img42.imageshack.us image 850x566]
[img703.imageshack.us image 850x566]
[img855.imageshack.us image 850x566]
[img40.imageshack.us image 606x403]
[img163.imageshack.us image 560x429]


Oh man, that looks like way more fun than washing a car should be! Those lucky jawas
 
2014-02-25 05:01:05 PM

Far Cough: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]

Picture #3 holy fark.


That's a trans person. Google Sarina Valentina (definitely NSFW results)

/And this is totally a bookmark :)
 
2014-02-25 05:03:48 PM

houstondragon: Far Cough: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]

Picture #3 holy fark.

That's a trans person. Google Sarina Valentina (definitely NSFW results)

/And this is totally a bookmark :)


I think you have that confused with an earlier post... The one he was referring to is Denise Milani
 
2014-02-25 05:06:42 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 05:11:09 PM

Far Cough: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x747]


I wonder how her back is holding up?
 
2014-02-25 05:14:13 PM

chozo13: houstondragon: Far Cough: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x553]
[img.fark.net image 550x748]

Picture #3 holy fark.

That's a trans person. Google Sarina Valentina (definitely NSFW results)

/And this is totally a bookmark :)

I think you have that confused with an earlier post... The one he was referring to is Denise Milani


Thank god!  Scared the crap out of me there for a minute.

/patting trusty gaydar unit
/apparently she's a fitness instructor and has never posed nude!
/but yeah at least some of her modeling shots are implants, which she later removed
 
2014-02-25 05:19:49 PM
 
2014-02-25 05:20:39 PM
I am pretty sure these are Denise as well.

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 05:21:30 PM
Not complete without zombie girl car wash! Maybe NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtS3TBVAVLk
 
2014-02-25 05:23:18 PM

blatz514: Last one for the day folks, enjoy!

NSFW


It's been real. Your links are on the "as soon as I get home" bookmark section.
 
2014-02-25 05:25:49 PM
I've been so busy trying to roll my jaw up that I didn't even take full notice -- Denise is or was blessedly piercing and tattoo free.  Yay flesh!

/one "article" said she was a natural DD before implants
 
2014-02-25 05:29:41 PM

chozo13: blatz514: Last one for the day folks, enjoy!

NSFW

It's been real. Your links are on the "as soon as I get home" bookmark section.


Have fun!  It was fun participating.

Happy hour time!
 
2014-02-25 05:36:39 PM

blatz514: was wondering when you going to show up!


Sorry, had a little work to do.

lets just do this again:

img600.imageshack.us
img18.imageshack.us
img27.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-25 05:50:41 PM
Shift is ending for me so I am going to leave these here on my way out.

/I'll be in my bunk
//Last call for BIE?

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 05:52:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: blatz514: was wondering when you going to show up!

Sorry, had a little work to do.

lets just do this again:

[img600.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img18.imageshack.us image 606x403]
[img27.imageshack.us image 606x403]


Sweet Jeebus, do you have a name for the stormtrooper?
 
2014-02-25 06:01:31 PM

chozo13: Sweet Jeebus, do you have a name for the stormtrooper?


Stormtrooper?! WTF?!

I'm going to take a wild arse guess and say you're talking about Geonosis Padme:

img22.imageshack.us

Sara Jean Underwood
 
2014-02-25 06:08:12 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: chozo13: Sweet Jeebus, do you have a name for the stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper?! WTF?!

I'm going to take a wild arse guess and say you're talking about Geonosis Padme:

[img22.imageshack.us image 435x611]

Sara Jean Underwood


You are correct, I saw the utility belt and thought stormtrooper. Thanks to you good sir! Now I have something to look for in my bunk...
 
2014-02-25 06:09:28 PM

blatz514: [chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com image 500x667]


the sippy cup makes it extra hot
 
2014-02-25 06:43:21 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

harumph, i say
 
2014-02-25 07:08:29 PM

Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x492]

harumph, i say


have you SEEN HER DAUGHTER??? 
HUBBBA HUBBBBAAAA

https://www.google.com/search?q=Eva+Amurri+topless&rlz=1C1GPCK_enUS3 70 US371&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QzANU7fxMYXV0gG6i 4CIAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1098&bih=815

see TOPLESS in the search? probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK ...
I really love Californication!
 
2014-02-25 07:17:19 PM
crow202.org
Bad seatbelt behavior, or just a very interesting view?

crow202.org
There's a road sign in this. Sort of.

(These threads always seem to happen when I'm at work....)
 
2014-02-25 07:23:15 PM
South Caronina ??

/yes I read it
/yes I'm straight
 
2014-02-25 07:27:15 PM
crow202.org
She's not wearing a seat belt either.

crow202.org
There are apparently cars in this JPEG.
 
2014-02-25 07:45:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: chozo13: Sweet Jeebus, do you have a name for the stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper?! WTF?!

I'm going to take a wild arse guess and say you're talking about Geonosis Padme:

[img22.imageshack.us image 435x611]

Sara Jean Underwood


the lost of G4 still resonates to this day.

/not a bookmark.
 
2014-02-25 08:22:04 PM
I'll allow it. Proceed.
 
2014-02-25 08:40:05 PM
All these great pics are making my Mangina all moist and pointy.
Thanks for that.
 
2014-02-25 09:21:12 PM

blatz514: Ima_Lurker: DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.

Can anyone sign up?

Well, Dirk did send me an email a while ago filled with delish pics.  And that was nice.

/time re-open the wonderful email.


Blatz514, you have no EIP.
 
2014-02-25 09:23:25 PM
Great Googly Moogly.  Best boobies thread in a while.
 
2014-02-25 09:29:38 PM
 
2014-02-25 09:57:12 PM

DirkTheDaring: blatz514: Ima_Lurker: DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.

Can anyone sign up?

Well, Dirk did send me an email a while ago filled with delish pics.  And that was nice.

/time re-open the wonderful email.

Blatz514, you have no EIP.


Hey Dirk, my EIP shows to be open to the general public.
 
2014-02-25 10:00:05 PM

DirkTheDaring: blatz514: Ima_Lurker: DirkTheDaring: EdVenture: DirkTheDaring: [i54.tinypic.com image 448x488]

You are favorited for a reason my friend.

(What ever happened to your pic email blasts?  I got one long ago.  Did you stop doing it?)

Stand by for a very important email.

Can anyone sign up?

Well, Dirk did send me an email a while ago filled with delish pics.  And that was nice.

/time re-open the wonderful email.

Blatz514, you have no EIP.


Never mind.  Was open only to TF.

Fixed.
 
2014-02-25 10:26:06 PM
Am I too late for the BIE party?

/EIP

/BIE
 
2014-02-25 11:40:42 PM
Man, Chozo has my tastes down to a science.

/It's never too late for BIE
/Cause EIP
 
2014-02-25 11:49:47 PM
Bookmarked
/because boobs
 
2014-02-25 11:57:24 PM

that one guy from that one place: That plus it's just totally inconvenient to everyone involved when/if they have to scrape you off the street after you're ejected. Then there's the poor guy that has to come out with the pressure washer to clean off the blood and little bits of skin you left behind on the pavement. Overall just a major pain in the ass. Not being sarcastic.


So, when are you starting your campaign to have motorcycles outlawed?
 
2014-02-26 04:20:50 AM
If there was only a way
To explain why I am typing
Furiously with one thumb
 
2014-02-26 11:00:21 AM

bughunter: Great Googly Moogly.  Best boobies thread in a while.


That's cause we got all the big guns out.

/in more than one sense

theusualfunk.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-26 12:57:46 PM
Nary a one of the below is suitable for viewing in most workplaces:

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link'

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link
 
2014-02-26 12:59:28 PM
...or for viewing through Fark, apparently.

Oh, well.
 
2014-02-26 01:04:12 PM
Which is really strange as they worked in preview.
 
2014-02-26 03:20:02 PM
NSFW from first to last:

Marilyn Monroe December 1953


Margie Harrison January 1954
Margaret Scott February 1954
Dolores Del Monte March 1954
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1954
Joanne Arnold May 1954
Margie Harrison June 1954
Neva Gilbert July 1954
Arline Hunter August 1954
Jackie Rainbow September 1954
Madeline Castle October 1954
Diane Hunter November 1954
Terry Ryan December 1954

Betty Page January 1955
Jane Mansfield February 1955
No Issue was printed for March, 1955 (missed deadline)
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1955
Marguerite Empey May 1955
Eve Meyer June 1955
Janet Pilgrim July 1955 (first two-page centerfold)
Pat Lawler August 1955
Anne Fleming September 1955
Jean Moorehead October 1955
Barbara Cameron November 1955
Jean Pilgrim December 1955

Lynn Turner January 1956
Marguerite Empey February 1956
Marian Stafford March 1956 (trivia: the first three-page foldout
Rusty Fisher April 1956
Marian Scott May 1956 (trivia: the first foreign-born Playmate [Born in Germany})
Gloria Walker June 1956
Alice Denham July 1956
Jonnie Nicely August 1956
Elsa Sorensen September 1956
Janet Pilgrim October 1956 (trivia: her third and final appearance. This marks the last time a Playmate made a repeat appearance. Marilyn Waltz [aka Margaret Scott] and Janet Pilgrim are tied for the most appearances. Margie Harrison and Marguerite Empey are the only other women to appear more than once as Playmates)
Betty Blue November 1956
Lisa Winters December 1956

June Blair January 1957
Sally Todd February 1957
Sandra Edwards
Gloria Windsor April 1957
Dawm Windsor May 1957
Carrie Radison June 1957
Jean Jani July 1957
Dolores Donlon August 1957
Jacquelyn Prescott September 1957
Colleen Farrington October 1957
Marlene Callahan November 1957
Linda Vargas December 1957

Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Miss January 1958. [trivia: Under current law in most US jurisdictions, publishing nude pictures of a model younger than 18 would be a felony. However, in the early years of the magazine, laws regarding corruption of a minor were less well established. Several playmates - including Nancy Crawford (April 1959), Donna Michelle (December 1963), Linda Moon (October 1966), Patti Reynolds (September 1965) and Teddi Smith (July 1960) - posed when they were seventeen. Elizabeth Ann Roberts (January 1958) - whose pictorial was called "Schoolmate Playmate" - posed when she was sixteen. Hugh Hefner and Roberts' mother were arrested as a result, but the case was subsequently dismissed because Roberts' mother had signed a statement that her daughter was eighteen before the photo shoot. She was the first Playmate born in the 1940s.) (sinbox writin' here: Now that I know...well...I'm just not gonna do it) (you want to on your own time? I'm not gonna judge ya...too harshly]) (Ya Freaks)
Cheryl Kubert February 1958
Zahra Norbo March 1958
Felicia Atkins April 1958
Lari Laine May 1958
Judy Lee Tomerlin June 1958
Linné Ahlstrand July 1958
Myrna Weber August 1958
Teri Hope September 1958
Mara Corday October 1958 (a)
Pat Sheehan October 1958 (b) (trivia: first of the rare issues to have two centerfolds)
Joan Staley November 1958
Joyce Nizzari December 1958

Virginia Gordon January 1959
Eleanor Bradley February 1959
Audrey Daston March 1959
Nancy Crawford April 1959 was aged 17 when she posed; again, therefore I'm not linking her centerfold.
Cindy Fuller May 1959
Marilyn Hanold June 1959
Yvette Vickers July 1959
Clayre Peters August 1959
Marianne Gabba September 1959 (trivia: first Centerfold to fill out a data sheet)
Elaine Reynolds October 1959
Donna Lynn November 1959
Ellen Stratton December 1959 (trivia note: first Playmate of the Year)
 
2014-02-26 03:33:38 PM

Sinbox: NSFW from first to last:

Marilyn Monroe December 1953


Margie Harrison January 1954
Margaret Scott February 1954
Dolores Del Monte March 1954
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1954
Joanne Arnold May 1954
Margie Harrison June 1954
Neva Gilbert July 1954
Arline Hunter August 1954
Jackie Rainbow September 1954
Madeline Castle October 1954
Diane Hunter November 1954
Terry Ryan December 1954

Betty Page January 1955
Jane Mansfield February 1955
No Issue was printed for March, 1955 (missed deadline)
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1955
Marguerite Empey May 1955
Eve Meyer June 1955
Janet Pilgrim July 1955 (first two-page centerfold)
Pat Lawler August 1955
Anne Fleming September 1955
Jean Moorehead October 1955
Barbara Cameron November 1955
Jean Pilgrim December 1955

Lynn Turner January 1956
Marguerite Empey February 1956
Marian Stafford March 1956 (trivia: the first three-page foldout
Rusty Fisher April 1956
Marian Scott May 1956 (trivia: the first foreign-born Playmate [Born in Germany})
Gloria Walker June 1956
Alice Denham July 1956
Jonnie Nicely August 1956
Elsa Sorensen September 1956
Janet Pilgrim October 1956 (trivia: her third and final appearance. This marks the last time a Playmate made a repeat appearance. Marilyn Waltz [aka Margaret Scott] and Janet Pilgrim are tied for the most appearances. Margie Harrison and Marguerite Empey are the only other women to appear more than once as Playmates)
Betty Blue November 1956
Lisa Winters December 1956

June Blair January 1957
Sally Todd February 1957
Sandra Edwards
Gloria Windsor April 1957
Dawm Windsor May 1957
Carrie Radison June 1957
Jean Jani July 1957
Dolores Donlon August 1957
Jacquelyn Prescott September 1957
Colleen Farrington October 1957
Marlene Callahan November 1957
Linda Vargas December 1957

Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Miss January 1958. [trivia: Under current law in most US jurisdictions, publishing nude pictures of a model younger than 18 would be a felony. However, in the early years of the magazine, laws regarding corruption of a minor were less well established. Several playmates - including Nancy Crawford (April 1959), Donna Michelle (December 1963), Linda Moon (October 1966), Patti Reynolds (September 1965) and Teddi Smith (July 1960) - posed when they were seventeen. Elizabeth Ann Roberts (January 1958) - whose pictorial was called "Schoolmate Playmate" - posed when she was sixteen. Hugh Hefner and Roberts' mother were arrested as a result, but the case was subsequently dismissed because Roberts' mother had signed a statement that her daughter was eighteen before the photo shoot. She was the first Playmate born in the 1940s.) (sinbox writin' here: Now that I know...well...I'm just not gonna do it) (you want to on your own time? I'm not gonna judge ya...too harshly]) (Ya Freaks)
Cheryl Kubert February 1958
Zahra Norbo March 1958
Felicia Atkins April 1958
Lari Laine May 1958
Judy Lee Tomerlin June 1958
Linné Ahlstrand July 1958
Myrna Weber August 1958
Teri Hope September 1958
Mara Corday October 1958 (a)
Pat Sheehan October 1958 (b) (trivia: first of the rare issues to have two centerfolds)
Joan Staley November 1958
Joyce Nizzari December 1958

Virginia Gordon January 1959
Eleanor Bradley February 1959
Audrey Daston March 1959
Nancy Crawford April 1959 was aged 17 when she posed; again, therefore I'm not linking her centerfold.
Cindy Fuller May 1959
Marilyn Hanold June 1959
Yvette Vickers July 1959
Clayre Peters August 1959
Marianne Gabba September 1959 (trivia: first Centerfold to fill out a data sheet)
Elaine Reynolds October 1959
Donna Lynn November 1959
Ellen Stratton December 1959 (trivia note: first Playmate of the Year)


Nice detective work, Sinbox! Can't wait to see a list of the next 53+ years.
 
2014-02-26 03:37:05 PM
I don't understand.  Hardly any of those Playmates' cars had seat belts.
 
2014-02-26 04:02:50 PM

kcfarker: Sinbox: NSFW from first to last:

Marilyn Monroe December 1953


Margie Harrison January 1954
Margaret Scott February 1954
Dolores Del Monte March 1954
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1954
Joanne Arnold May 1954
Margie Harrison June 1954
Neva Gilbert July 1954
Arline Hunter August 1954
Jackie Rainbow September 1954
Madeline Castle October 1954
Diane Hunter November 1954
Terry Ryan December 1954

Betty Page January 1955
Jane Mansfield February 1955
No Issue was printed for March, 1955 (missed deadline)
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1955
Marguerite Empey May 1955
Eve Meyer June 1955
Janet Pilgrim July 1955 (first two-page centerfold)
Pat Lawler August 1955
Anne Fleming September 1955
Jean Moorehead October 1955
Barbara Cameron November 1955
Jean Pilgrim December 1955

Lynn Turner January 1956
Marguerite Empey February 1956
Marian Stafford March 1956 (trivia: the first three-page foldout
Rusty Fisher April 1956
Marian Scott May 1956 (trivia: the first foreign-born Playmate [Born in Germany})
Gloria Walker June 1956
Alice Denham July 1956
Jonnie Nicely August 1956
Elsa Sorensen September 1956
Janet Pilgrim October 1956 (trivia: her third and final appearance. This marks the last time a Playmate made a repeat appearance. Marilyn Waltz [aka Margaret Scott] and Janet Pilgrim are tied for the most appearances. Margie Harrison and Marguerite Empey are the only other women to appear more than once as Playmates)
Betty Blue November 1956
Lisa Winters December 1956

June Blair January 1957
Sally Todd February 1957
Sandra Edwards
Gloria Windsor April 1957
Dawm Windsor May 1957
Carrie Radison June 1957
Jean Jani July 1957
Dolores Donlon August 1957
Jacquelyn Prescott September 1957
Colleen Farrington October 1957
Marlene Callahan November 1957
Linda Vargas December 1957

Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Miss January 1958. [trivia: Under current law in most US jurisdictions, publishing nude pictures of a model younger than 18 would be a felony. However, in the early years ...


They're real, and they're magnificent.
 
2014-02-26 04:28:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 654x403]


I LOLed.

/in no way a boob bookmark.
 
2014-02-26 04:53:53 PM

TinyFist: This thread has potential....

[i1309.photobucket.com image 414x640]



Yes, yes it does!
piconmarketing.typepad.com
 
2014-02-26 05:09:24 PM
 
2014-02-26 05:15:37 PM

Sinbox: NSFW from first to last:


Epic post good sir.
 
2014-02-26 05:15:58 PM
Work-unsafe, one + all:

Stella Stevens January 1960
Susie Scott February 1960
Sally Sarrell March 1960
Linda Gamble April 1960
Ginger Young May 1960
Delores Wells June 1960
Teddi Smith July 1960 was aged 17
Elaine Paul August 1960
Ann Davis September 1960
Kathy Douglas October 1960
Joni Mattis November 1960
Carol Eden December 1960 [trivia: Mother of Simone Eden (Miss February 1989). Simone's appearance marks the first time mother and daughter have appeared as Playmates]

Connie Cooper January 1961
Barbara Ann Lawford February 1961
Tonya Crews March 1961
Nancy Nielsen April 1961
Susan Kelly May 1961
Heidi Becker June 1961
Sheralee Conners July 1961
Karen Thompson August 1961
Christa Speck September 1961 [trivia:first foreign-born Playmate of the Year (1962), born August 1, 1942 in Danzig, Germany.]
Jean Cannon October 1961
Dianne Danford November 1961
Lynn Karrol

Merle Pertile January1962
Kari Knudsen February 1962
Pamela Anne Gordon March 1962 (trivia: first Canadian Playmate)
Roberta Lane April 1962
Marya Carter May 1962
Merissa Mathes June 1962
Unne Terjesen July 1962
Jan Roberts August 1962
Mickey Winters September 1962
Laura Roberts October 1962
Avis Kimble November 1962
June Cochran December 1962

Judy Monterey January 1963
Toni Ann Thomas February 1963
Adrienne Moreau March 1963
Sandra Settani April 1963
Sharon Cintron May 1963
Connie Mason June 1963
Carrie Enwright July 1963
Phyllis Sherwood August 1963
Victoria Valentino September 1963
Christine Williams October 1963
Terre Tucker November 1963
Donna Michele December 1964 was 17 at the time of her shoot.

Sharon Rogers January 1964
Nancy Jo Hooper February 1964
Nancy Scott March 1964
Ashlynn Martin April 1964
Terri Kimball May 1964
Lori Winston June 1964
Melba Ogle July 1964
China Lee August 1964 (trivia: first Chinese-American Playmate)
Rosemarie Hillcrest September 1964
Astrid Schulz October 1964 (trivia: first Dutch-born Playmate)
Kai Brendlinger November 1964
Jo Collins December 1964

Sally Duberson January 1964
Jessica St. George February 1965
Jennifer Jackson March 1965 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate)
Sue Williams April 1965 (trivia: first Playmate to get breast implants. She was also the first to commit suicide [on September 2, 1969.])
Maria McBane May 1965
Hedy Scott June 1965
Gay Collier July 1965
Lannie Balcolm August 1965
Patti Reynolds September 1965 was aged 17 when at the time of her photoshoot.
Allison Parks October 1965
Pat Russo November 1965
Dinah Willis December 1965

Judy Tyler January 1966
Melinda Windsor February 1966
Priscilla Wright March 1966
Karla Conway April 1966
Dolly Read May 1966
Kelly Burke June 1966
Tish Howard July 1966
Susan Denberg August 1966
Dianne Chandler September 1966
Linda Moon October 1967 was 17 years of age at the time of her shoot.
Lisa Baker November 1966
Susan Bernard December 1966

Surrey Marshe January 1967
Kim Farber February 1967
Fran Gerard March 1967
Gwen Wong April 1967
Anne Randall May 1967
Joey Gibson June 1967
Heather Ryan July 1967
DeDe Lind August 1967
Angela Dorian September 1967
Reagan Wilson October 1967
Kaya Christian November 1967
Lynn Winchell December 1967

Connie Kreski January 1968
Nancy Harwood February 1968
Michelle Hamilton March 1968
Gaye Rennie April 1968
Elizabeth Jordan May 1968
Britt Fredriksen June 1968
Melodye Prentiss July 1968
Gale Olson August 1968
Dru Hart September 1968

Majken Haugedal October 1969
Paige Young November 1969
Cynthia Myers December 1969
Leslie Bianchini January 1969
Lorrie Menconi February 1969
Kathy MacDonald March 1969
Lorna Hopper April 1969
Sally Sheffied May 1969
Helena Antonaccio June 1969
Nancy McNeil July 1969
Debbie Hooper August 1969
Shay Knuth September 1969
Jean Bell October 1969 (trivia: the first woman of African-American descent to grace the cover a few months down the line)
Claudia Jennings November 1969
Gloria Root December 1969
 
2014-02-26 05:16:21 PM

Far Cough: Stupid belly button rings.  Do any males find those more attractive than actual flesh?


No,  I really like pierces and I think they're annoying.  They're the "butterfly tattoo on the ankle" of pierces.
 
2014-02-26 05:27:33 PM
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezaaaaaauuuusssss did I ever screw THAT formatting up.

Perils of rushing.

point stands.

As the wise poster above decreed, "They're real. and they're spectacular."

Might be back to cover the '70's later (provided that this is still a going concern).

*The last decade of the mag (all around, not just what I'm posting) I really, truly care anything about.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:18 PM

Sinbox: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezaaaaaauuuusssss did I ever screw THAT formatting up.

Perils of rushing.

point stands.

As the wise poster above decreed, "They're real. and they're spectacular."

Might be back to cover the '70's later (provided that this is still a going concern).

*The last decade of the mag (all around, not just what I'm posting) I really, truly care anything about.


Do you have an ftp or a link to the tumblr where these are archived in totality?
 
2014-02-26 08:38:21 PM
Not for in-office viewing:

Jill Taylor January 1970
Linda Forsyth February 1970
Chris Koren March 1970
Barbara Hillary April 1970
Jennifer Liano May April 1970
Elaine Morton June 1970
Carol Willis July 1970
Sharon Clark August 1970
Debbie Ellison September 1970
Madeleine + Mary Collinson October 1970 (trivia: the first twins selected as Playmates)
Avis Miller November 1970
Carol Imhof December 1970

Liv Lindeland January 1971 (trivia: first Centerfold to display openly visible pubic hair)
Willy Rey February 1971
Cynthia Hall March 1971
Chris Cranston April 1971
Janice Pennington May 1971 (trivia: sister of Ann Pennington [Miss March 1976]. Ann's appearance marks the first time sisters have appeared as Playmates in separate months.
She was also one of the original "Barker's Beauties" models on The Price Is Right, serving as the show's longest-running model to date, from 1972 to 2000.)
Lieko English June 1971
Heather Van Emery July 1971
Cathy Rowland August 1971
Crystal Smith September 1971
Claire Rambeau October 1971
Danielle de Vabre November 1971
Karen Christy December 1971

Marilyn Cole January 1972 (trivia: first Playmate to pose fully frontal in her Centerfold.)
P.J. Lansing February 1972
Ellen Michaels March 1972
Vicki Peters April 1972
Deanna Baker May 1972
Debbie Davis June 1972
Carol O'Neal July 1972
Linda Summers August 1972
Susan Miller September 1972
Sharon Johansen October 1972
Lenna Sjooblom November 1972
Mercy Rooney December 1972

Miki Garcia January 1973
Cyndi Wood February 1973
Bonnie Large March 1973
Julie Woodson April 1973
Anulka Dziubinska May 1973
Ruthy Ross June 1973
Martha Smith July 1973
Phyllis Coleman August 1973
Geri Glass September 1973
Valerie Lane October 1973
Monica Tidwell November 1973 (trivia: the first Playmate to be younger than Playboy. She was born in January of 1954, when Playboy's second issue was on the newsstand.)
Christine Maddox December 1973

Nancy Cameron (front view) January 1974
Nancy Cameron (rear view) January 1974 (trivia: the only double sided Centerfold in the the mag's history; done to commemorate the mag's 20th anniversary Playmate)
Francine Parks February 1974
Pamela Zinszer March 1974
Marlene Morrow April 1974
Marilyn Lange May 1974
Sandy Johnson June 1974
Carole Vitale July 1974
Jean Manson August 1974
Kristine Hanson September 1974
Ester Cordet October 1974 (trivia: the first Hispanic-American Playmate)
Bebe Buell November 1974
Janice Raymond December 1974

Lynnda Kimball January 1975
Laura Misch February 1975
Ingeborg Sorensen March 1975
Victoria Cunningham April 1975
Bridgett Rollins May 1975
Azizi Johari June 1975
Lynn Schiller July 1975
Lillian Müller August 1975
Mesina Miller September 1975
Jill de Vries October 1975
Janet Lupo November 1975
Nancie Li Brandi

Daina House January 1976
Laura Lyons February 1976
Ann Pennington March 1976
Denise Michele April 1976
Patricia Margot McClain May 1976
Debra Peterson June 1976
Deborah Borkman July 1976
Linda Beatty August 1976
Whitney Kaine September 1976
Hope Olson October 1976
Patti McGuire November 1976
Karen Hafter December 1976

Susan Lynn Kiger January 1977 (trivia: the first [and, to date, only] Playmate to appear in a porn film [entitled Deadly Love aka Hot Nasties] before becoming a Playmate.)
Star Stowe February 1977
Nicki Thomas March 1977
Lisa Sohm April 1977
Sheila Mullen May 1977
Virve Reid June 1977
Sondra Theodore July 1977
Julia Lyndon August 1977
Debra Jo Fondren September 1977
Kristine Winder October 1977
Rita Lee November 1977
Ashley Cox December 1977

Debra Jensen January 1978
Janis Schmitt February 1978
Christina Smith March 1978
Pamela Jean Bryant April 1978
Kathryn Morrison May 1978
Gail Stanton June 1978
Karen Morton July 1978
Vicki Witt August 1978
Rosanne Katon September 1978
Marcy Hanson October 1978
Monique St. Pierre November 1978
Janet Quist December 1978

Candy Loving January 1979
Lee Ann Michelle February 1979
Denise McConnell March 1979
Missy Cleveland April 1979
Michele Drake May 1979
Louann Fernald June 1979
Dorothy Mays July 1979
Dorothy Stratten August 1979
Vicki McCarty September 1979
Ursula Buchfellner October 1979
Sylvie Garant November 1979
Candace Collins December 1979
 
2014-02-26 10:13:33 PM
Today's secret acronym is NSFW:

Gig Gangel January 1980
Sandy Cagle February 1980
Henriette Allais March 1980
Liz Glazowski April 1980
Martha Thomsen May 1980
Ola Rey June 1980
Teri Peterson July 1980
Victoria Cooke August 1980
Lisa Welch September 1980
Mardi Jacquet October 1980
Jeana Tomasino November 1980
Terri Welles December 1980

Karen Price January 1981
Vickie Lynn Lasseter February 1981
Kymberly Herrin March 1981
Lorraine Michaels April 1981
Gina Goldberg May 1981
Cathy Larmouth June 1981
Heidi Sorenson July 1981
Debbie Boostrom August 1981
Susan Smith September 1981
Kelly Tough October 1981
Shannon Tweed November 1981
Patricia Farinelli December 1981

Kimberly McArthur January 1982
Anne-Marie Fox February 1982
Karen Witter March 1982
Linda Rhys Vaughn April 1982
Kym Malin May 1982
Lourdes Estores June 1982
Lynda Weismeier July 1982
Cathy St. George August 1982
Connie Brighton September 1982
Marianne Gravatte October 1982
Marlene Janssen November 1982
Charlotte Kemp December 1982

Lonny Chin January 1983
Melinda Mays February 1983
Alana Soares March 1983
Christina Ferguson April 1983
Susie Scott Krabacher May 1983
Jolanda Egger June 1983
Ruth Guerri July 1983
Carina Persson August 1983
Barbara Edwards September 1983
Tracy Vaccaro October 1983
Veronica Gamba November 1983
Terry Nihen December 1983

Penny Baker January 1984
Justine Greiner February 1984
Dona Speir March 1984
Lesa Ann Pedriana April 1984
Patty Duffek May 1984
Tricia Lange June 1984
Liz Stewart July 1984
Suzi Schott August 1984
Kimber Evenson September 1984
Debi Johnson October 1984
Roberta Vazquez November 1984
Karen Velez December 1984

Joan Bennett January 1985
Cherie Witter February 1985
Donna Smith March 1985
CIndy Brooks April 1985
Kathy Shower May 1985
Devin DeVasquez June 1985
Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
Cher Butler August 1985
Venice Kong September 1985
Cynthia Brimhall October 1985
Pamela Saunders November 1985
Carol Ficatier December 1985

Sherry Arnett January 1986
Julie McCullough February 1986
Kim Morris March, 1986
Teri Weigel April 1986 (trivia: later went on to become a successful porn actress. Her first film was in 1991. As a result, she was blacklisted from Playboy.)
Christine Richters May 1986
Rebecca Ferratti June 1986
Lynn Austin July 1986
Ava Fabian August 1986
Rebekka Armstrong September 1986
Katherine Hushaw October 1986
Donna Edmondson November 1986
Laurie Carr December 1986

Luann Lee January 1987
Julie Peterson February 1987
Marina Baker March 1987
Anna Clark April 1987
Kymberly Paige May 1987
Sandy Greenberg June 1987
Carmen Berg July 1987
Sharry Konopski August 1987
Gwen Hajek September 1987
Brandi Brandt October 1987
Pamela Stein November 1987
India Allen December 1987


Kimberley Conrad January 1988
Kari Kennell February 1988
Susie Owens March 1988
Eloise Broady April 1988
Diana Lee May 1988
Emily Arth June 1988
Terri Lynn Doth July 1988
Helle Michaelsen August 1988
Laura Richmond September 1988
Shannon Long October 1988
Pia Reyes November 1988
Kata Kärkkäinen December 1988

Fawna MacLaren January 1989
Simone Eden February 1989 (trivia: Her mother is Carol Eden [Miss December 1960.])
Laurie Wood March 1989
Jennifer Jackson April 1989
Monique Noel May 1989
Tawnni Cable June 1989
Erika Eleniak July 1989
Gianna Amore August 1989
Karin + Mirjam van Breeschooten September 1989
Karen Foster October 1989
Renee Tenison November 1989 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate to be named Playmate of the Year)
Petra Verkaik December 1989
 
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