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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 356
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2014-02-25 08:47:49 AM  
This thread has potential....

i1309.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 08:58:33 AM  
She just needs a four-point harness

www.cleavagetime.com
 
2014-02-25 09:10:33 AM  

TinyFist: This thread has potential....

[i1309.photobucket.com image 414x640]


MASSIVE potential.
 
2014-02-25 09:13:16 AM  
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2014-02-25 09:22:33 AM  
I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

i.walmartimages.com
 
2014-02-25 09:32:06 AM  
I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.
 
2014-02-25 10:12:54 AM  

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.


Ooh, I'd not seen that variety of seat belt adjuster before- I'll have to snag one of those. The very-soon-to-be-wife is quite short and the seat belts in one of my cars basically hit her right in the neck and the smaller, cheaper adjuster I have really doesn't work that well.
 
2014-02-25 10:22:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 10:22:21 AM  
Were they magnificent?
 
2014-02-25 10:23:17 AM  
everydayfunnyfunny.com
 
2014-02-25 10:23:56 AM  
damnit
 
2014-02-25 10:24:10 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:25:13 AM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:26:56 AM  
With a bad picture of what breasts might look like.
 
2014-02-25 10:27:08 AM  
Not a bookmark.

/yes, it is.
 
2014-02-25 10:27:22 AM  

BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.


Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.
 
2014-02-25 10:28:13 AM  
clearly a violation


/clearly a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:30:56 AM  
 
2014-02-25 10:31:00 AM  
Breasts are good for a great number of things.  Personal safety is  probably not one of them.  But I don't have any to know for sure, though I would be more than willing to do a safety inspection of any present.

/BIE
//EIP
 
2014-02-25 10:31:31 AM  
There's even this site:    http://seatbeltboobs.com
 
2014-02-25 10:31:47 AM  

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


I've been thinking about getting one of those for myself too. It doesn't matter in the winter months to much but when the lighter clothing comes on and the neck and chest is more bare that seat belt becomes an irritation.
 
2014-02-25 10:32:27 AM  
How the hell did they find out about this to report on it?
 
2014-02-25 10:32:50 AM  
Should go with a 4-point, cross your heart harness, which protects, lifts and separates

/Victor can sell you one
 
2014-02-25 10:33:39 AM  
Seat belts are just another tool that the male-centric Maleocracy uses to keep women in their place.
 
2014-02-25 10:34:10 AM  
OK, we all know the logical evolution of this thread, but howzabout some love for the IBTC?

i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:35:51 AM  
Have you suffered from this problem?

Please send evidence of your suffering. Video preferred, photos sufficient.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-25 10:37:15 AM  
not a bookmark

bonus:

img.fark.net

"Is there a problem, officer?"
 
2014-02-25 10:38:05 AM  

BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.


This.
 
2014-02-25 10:38:37 AM  

lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.


Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.
 
2014-02-25 10:39:00 AM  
FTFA: A female driver stopped by Lincolnshire Police has used her breasts as an excuse, escaping with a warning.

Know how else I know she was a female driver?  :-P
 
2014-02-25 10:40:09 AM  
I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.
 
2014-02-25 10:40:24 AM  

ChrisDe: I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury.


I'd like to see stats...I suspect that people who don't wear seatbelts tend not to have full coverage, but just liability.
 
2014-02-25 10:40:25 AM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:44:00 AM  
i60.tinypic.com

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.
 
2014-02-25 10:49:19 AM  
I can keep using this all day...
corruptedcartridge.com
 
2014-02-25 10:49:20 AM  
I'll help Dirk..

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-25 10:50:41 AM  

wax_on: How the hell did they find out about this to report on it?


"The woman escaped with advice from the police."
She must have passed through the newspaper office during her escape.
 
2014-02-25 10:51:07 AM  
Wonder if she'll go to court to protest the ticket.  "Your honor, I present exhibit DD"
 
2014-02-25 10:51:29 AM  
Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.
 
2014-02-25 10:56:15 AM  

ChrisDe: lohphat: BizarreMan: I find it stupid as hell they can pull you over for not wearing it in the first place.  Sure kids should be in car seats.  But if you're an adult.  You should be able to make that choice on your own.

Because your fellow insurance premium payers don't like higher rates because you have more severe injuries which cost more to treat.

Exactly this. I'm fine if someone doesn't wear them, but only if they sign a waiver stating they can't file an insurance claim in case of injury. I don't care what your premiums are, they would never cover a catastrophic head injury that lasted years or decades.


That plus it's just totally inconvenient to everyone involved when/if they have to scrape you off the street after you're ejected. Then there's the poor guy that has to come out with the pressure washer to clean off the blood and little bits of skin you left behind on the pavement. Overall just a major pain in the ass. Not being sarcastic.
 
2014-02-25 10:56:55 AM  

DirkTheDaring: [i60.tinypic.com image 320x180]

It's called the Tiddy Bear, and I shiat you not. Probably wouldn't have helped, though.


Damnit beat me to it!!!

http://tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/
 
2014-02-25 10:57:13 AM  

DirkTheDaring: OK, we all know the logical evolution of this thread, but howzabout some love for the IBTC?

[i54.tinypic.com image 400x600]


Seatbelt friendly not that pertinent.

/not a bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:57:22 AM  
Car safety is an important topic that deserves attention.

/bookmark
 
2014-02-25 10:57:29 AM  

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

img.fark.net



You look way too young to drive.
 
2014-02-25 10:57:40 AM  

blatz514: I'll help Dirk..

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 616x820]


She's nice, blatz514, but her application to the IBTC has been denied.

Accepted:

i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 10:58:10 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.


DD's, please. Call me when you're rocking J's.
 
2014-02-25 11:00:15 AM  

akruse: I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.


Obviously you should be arrested, stripped of your driving privilege and forced face-down into a restraint device of the Deputy's choosing because the very fact you exist might drive up my premiums.

Thanks a lot, asshole.
 
2014-02-25 11:00:47 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Please. I have DD's (no I'm not posting pictures) and I can wear a seatbelt just fine.


Perhaps just an instructional video?

/"It's for science" -- Bill Nye
 
2014-02-25 11:00:49 AM  
I see things are pretty dull in Lincolnshire, if this has to be reported.  Did they all retire to the "Queen Mary's Coont" pub for a pint of bitters and a hearty laugh?

The "Lincolnshire Road Policing Unit", why such an abbreviated name, I was expecting something like "Her Majesty's Own Lincolnshire Road Policing Flying Squad".
 
2014-02-25 11:02:19 AM  

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness

[www.cleavagetime.com image 650x913]


Doing it right
 
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