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(Yahoo)   As if you didn't have enough reasons to avoid Australia, here's another. Surfing crocodiles   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, Australia, Cable Beach, operations officer, crocodiles, surfing  
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10536 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 1:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-25 01:31:11 PM  
6 votes:

First thing I thought of.
2014-02-25 03:55:48 PM  
5 votes:

2014-02-25 03:05:03 PM  
2 votes:
"You call that a surfboard...this is a surfboard, mate..."
2014-02-25 02:57:21 PM  
2 votes:
Fark that - I'm out!
2014-02-25 02:47:33 PM  
2 votes:
And arrows just piss them off
2014-02-25 01:44:01 PM  
2 votes:

Okieboy: Everything there is trying to kill you, except volcanoes, they are the only continent with no active volcanoes at all.

/wouldn't step foot in Australia unless I'm encased in carbonite to keep me safe

The volcanoes are probably just underground, biding their time, and waiting for the perfect time to ambush.
2014-02-25 01:40:59 PM  
2 votes:
Drunk tourists are the favoured food of our native wildlife.
2014-02-25 04:20:43 PM  
1 vote:

Choot'em, Mate
2014-02-25 03:53:23 PM  
1 vote:

ckellingc: Just send the spiders after it.  About the same size give or take.

But then you get a giant killer spider surfing on a croc. That's a serious "Crikey, let it just be a stunt for a Fosters commercial" moment.

/coming up next on SyFy, it's Croc Surfin' Spideroos, starring Dean Cain, Yahoo Serious, and the second girl to the left of Robert Palmer in that old "Addicted To Love" video.
2014-02-25 03:22:22 PM  
1 vote:

2014-02-25 02:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
4 meters.  What's that?  12 ft?  Not that big.
2014-02-25 02:43:09 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, so this isn't enough of a reason?
2014-02-25 02:41:12 PM  
1 vote:
No wonder those von Trapp Family Singers fled that place.
2014-02-25 02:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers"
2014-02-25 01:34:35 PM  
1 vote:

ProdigalSigh: [ image 512x384]

First thing I thought of.

Smoke me a kipper!
2014-02-25 01:28:59 PM  
1 vote:
"It would be all over red rover if he got hold of you."

 Strange, thats the same thing I thought in that Florida teachers aide thread.....
2014-02-25 12:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
Poor croc was probably paralyzed and killed by a tiny jellyfish.
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