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(Want China Times)   Aww, isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG   (wantchinatimes.com) divider line 55
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2014-02-25 12:26:31 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 12:35:12 AM  
www.broodingdetective.com
 
2014-02-25 12:37:07 AM  
www.wantchinatimes.com

Taking a closer look at this picture, I realize how truly creepy the look is on that woman's face as she stares at the dogs.

She's either thinking: "I shall hug them and squeeze them, and call them George," or "Oh man, they're gonna make such a great stew," or "I'm finally going to be famous! These dogs are my ticket to stardom! ha, ha, ha, ha, oh yes, you're my little money makers, oh yes you are!"
 
2014-02-25 01:15:47 AM  
And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing... at least according to my friend who lived there for a couple of years.
 
2014-02-25 08:17:21 AM  
葉群英
 
2014-02-25 08:19:40 AM  
I don't know, man. I don't trust China.  I don't think real Pandas are even a naturally occurring species. No, they were created through bizarre cross-breeding techniques of the ancient Chinese...you know they have secrets, don't deny it.  Think about it, a species that hates to fark and only eats bamboo, makes no sense.

So these panda pups, yea, they ain't right, they ain't natural, uh uh, no way.
 
2014-02-25 08:20:17 AM  
Not a fark given.
 
2014-02-25 08:24:09 AM  
On the Side:  I don't know, man. I don't trust China.  I don't think real Pandas are even a naturally occurring species. No, they were created through bizarre cross-breeding techniques of the ancient Chinese...you know they have secrets, don't deny it.  Think about it, a species that hates to fark and only eats bamboo, makes no sense.


Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-25 08:25:15 AM  
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2014-02-25 08:25:51 AM  

On the Side: I don't know, man. I don't trust China.  I don't think real Pandas are even a naturally occurring species. No, they were created through bizarre cross-breeding techniques of the ancient Chinese...you know they have secrets, don't deny it.  Think about it, a species that hates to fark and only eats bamboo, makes no sense.

So these panda pups, yea, they ain't right, they ain't natural, uh uh, no way.


So, you are suggesting pandas are an....
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
 
2014-02-25 08:27:05 AM  

SirEattonHogg: On the Side:  I don't know, man. I don't trust China.  I don't think real Pandas are even a naturally occurring species. No, they were created through bizarre cross-breeding techniques of the ancient Chinese...you know they have secrets, don't deny it.  Think about it, a species that hates to fark and only eats bamboo, makes no sense.


Ancient Chinese secret, eh?


Damn. Damn. Damn.
 
2014-02-25 08:27:16 AM  
Nice to know that Dr. Moreau's work lives on.
 
2014-02-25 08:30:22 AM  
First gay marriage, now this. We tried to warn you libtards.
 
2014-02-25 08:32:41 AM  
Came here for Mr. Hollywood, done in 1.

/Leaving happy
 
2014-02-25 08:35:54 AM  
Ugly little bastards, aren't they?
 
2014-02-25 08:37:59 AM  
I wonder if the permanent marker around the eyes is bad for the puppies.

No matter. I'm sure the police will be by shortly to beat them to death.
 
2014-02-25 08:44:41 AM  
I see what subby did ther-- BALL!
 
2014-02-25 08:47:57 AM  
All puppies should look like pandas
 
2014-02-25 08:49:22 AM  

ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing


Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.
 
2014-02-25 08:50:50 AM  
What's up with the stupid tag, subby?
 
2014-02-25 08:51:46 AM  

ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing... at least according to my friend who lived there for a couple of years.


Large dogs will kill small cats without reason pretty much any where you go, but considering the cats I've been around, the cats probably deserve it.
 
2014-02-25 08:55:49 AM  

SewerSquirrels: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing... at least according to my friend who lived there for a couple of years.

Large dogs will kill small cats without reason pretty much any where you go, but considering the cats I've been around, the cats probably deserve it.


Cats are jerks.
 
2014-02-25 09:09:26 AM  
yeah I believe this one.  I'm going with someone using hair dye.
 
2014-02-25 09:13:19 AM  

TNel: yeah I believe this one.  I'm going with someone using hair dye.


Airbrush body paints. It looks like it's wearing off on the feet.

It doesn't even look close to real.
 
2014-02-25 09:15:36 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Guess who screwed the pooch ...
 
2014-02-25 09:18:58 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: TNel: yeah I believe this one.  I'm going with someone using hair dye.

Airbrush body paints. It looks like it's wearing off on the feet.

It doesn't even look close to real.


Even though they deny it, I'm going with this answer too.
 
2014-02-25 09:24:40 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: TNel: yeah I believe this one.  I'm going with someone using hair dye.

Airbrush body paints. It looks like it's wearing off on the feet.

It doesn't even look close to real.


Typically with dogs (and cats) the skin beneath darker fur has more pigment. These look like all-white dogs with dyed areas, especially if you look around the eyes.
 
2014-02-25 09:25:49 AM  
I dunno. Looks like Panda Pups ala Sharpie, not Sharpei.
 
2014-02-25 09:27:13 AM  

H31N0US: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing

Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.


Second only to humans...
 
2014-02-25 09:28:15 AM  

H31N0US: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing

Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.


And, I'm sure they also stole the missing socks from your dryer.
 
2014-02-25 09:30:17 AM  

strangeluck: Taking a closer look at this picture, I realize how truly creepy the look is on that woman's face as she stares at the dogs.

She's either thinking: "I shall hug them and squeeze them, and call them George," or "Oh man, they're gonna make such a great stew," or "I'm finally going to be famous! These dogs are my ticket to stardom! ha, ha, ha, ha, oh yes, you're my little money makers, oh yes you are!"


She could call the stew George...
 
2014-02-25 09:39:03 AM  
If it's real, they would be stupid to give them away. Breed them and sell for millions (of yen) and start a new breed.
 
2014-02-25 09:49:14 AM  

WeenerGord: If it's real, they would be stupid to give them away. Breed them and sell for millions (of yen) and start a new breed.


You may be a little confused as to what constitutes "starting a new breed."

That lady will be dead before any sort of consistent blood line will be established.

They ARE cute however.
 
2014-02-25 09:54:12 AM  

H31N0US: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing

Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.


JFC you guys never let up with the anti-cat bullsh*t. Go find a cat thread, will you? This one's about dogs.

No one gives a sh*t about feral cats, they've been around since Egypt made the pyramids. They're gonna be eating your precious birds long after your body rots so just move on, buddy. You guys are worse than Jenny McCarthy and vaccines.
 
2014-02-25 10:02:22 AM  
WONG!
 
2014-02-25 10:16:02 AM  
strangeluck: "I'm finally going to be famous! These dogs are my ticket to stardom! ha, ha, ha, ha, oh yes, you're my little money makers, oh yes you are!"

Yeah, it's that one.  Also...

Ye Qunying, the owner of the puppies denied dyeing their fur

Yeah, of course she didn't.  We'll all know the end times are truly here the day a single honest word comes out of that shiathole country.
 
2014-02-25 10:19:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 10:35:14 AM  
Ewoks with down syndrome have rights too.
 
2014-02-25 10:37:04 AM  

SirEattonHogg: On the Side:  I don't know, man. I don't trust China.  I don't think real Pandas are even a naturally occurring species. No, they were created through bizarre cross-breeding techniques of the ancient Chinese...you know they have secrets, don't deny it.  Think about it, a species that hates to fark and only eats bamboo, makes no sense.


Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x291]


LOL, first thing I thought of after reading that post.
 
2014-02-25 10:39:58 AM  

H31N0US: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing

Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.


I guess youi've never heard of this:   http://exquisitekitty.com/heroes_of_the_Black_Plague.html

Don't think it can't happen again.
 
2014-02-25 10:52:57 AM  

Pangea: WeenerGord: If it's real, they would be stupid to give them away. Breed them and sell for millions (of yen) and start a new breed.

You may be a little confused as to what constitutes "starting a new breed."

That lady will be dead before any sort of consistent blood line will be established.



You have confused "starting a new breed" with "establishing a consistent bloodline."

Justin Morgan started the Morgan horse breed with one stallion, for instance.

Just how long do you think it takes to start a new breed? The first litter of Lykoi cats were born in 2011, and  a spokesperson from the International Cat Association confirmed to Yahoo Shine that the Lykoi cat was recently accepted for registration by the group's board. While still considered an experimental breed, it's the first step in being able to participate in championship shows.

Other new breeds of dogs, cats, and livestock have been created recently, within a human's lifespan, and are now being shown. Look it up.
 
2014-02-25 11:17:08 AM  
Squeee
 
2014-02-25 11:22:44 AM  

WeenerGord: Pangea: WeenerGord: If it's real, they would be stupid to give them away. Breed them and sell for millions (of yen) and start a new breed.

You may be a little confused as to what constitutes "starting a new breed."

That lady will be dead before any sort of consistent blood line will be established.


You have confused "starting a new breed" with "establishing a consistent bloodline."

Justin Morgan started the Morgan horse breed with one stallion, for instance.

Just how long do you think it takes to start a new breed? The first litter of Lykoi cats were born in 2011, and  a spokesperson from the International Cat Association confirmed to Yahoo Shine that the Lykoi cat was recently accepted for registration by the group's board. While still considered an experimental breed, it's the first step in being able to participate in championship shows.

Other new breeds of dogs, cats, and livestock have been created recently, within a human's lifespan, and are now being shown. Look it up.


I actually work for the American Kennel Club, so I was referring specifically to dogs and  have a pretty well-established position on what I consider a recognized "breed." So, semantics are probably where we differ.

Hybrid breeds like "Labradoodle" are recognized, but can't compete, because they're bred from two purebreds. The problem here is that one dog is a *filthy, filthy mongrel*

Here's entirely too much information on the recognition process:

Breeds go through transitions. Initially they are identified as "Foundation Stock" once there are several hundred dogs with 3-generations of recognized heritage and clearance from a club that identifies the target class. They eventually transition to a "Miscellaneous Breed" that targets clearly defined breed standards. After many years the breed can be petition the board to be recognized as an AKC recognized breed.

The pedigree process allows you definitively point back to the one animal that "started the breed" but it only achieves the recognition retroactively. Just like an evolutionary advantage only differs from a problematic mutation in retrospect.

/or whatever
//nerd
 
2014-02-25 11:26:41 AM  
Wow, that's obscure, even for Fark.
 
2014-02-25 12:11:12 PM  

strangeluck: [img.fark.net image 220x204]


:') youve reinforced my faith in the fark collective.
 
2014-02-25 12:15:12 PM  
The six-assed monkeys were less of a hit with the public.
 
2014-02-25 12:36:26 PM  
Meanwhile, in Japan:

img.fark.net

These two are considered "kawaii"

/No accounting for taste, it seems...
 
2014-02-25 12:52:00 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: H31N0US: ladyfortuna: And yet they'll still kill cats for no reason other than existing

Feral cats are worse for the ecosystem than just about any other animal. They kill everything they can, breed out of control, and smell like shiat. They are terrible animals with no redeeming qualities.

JFC you guys never let up with the anti-cat bullsh*t. Go find a cat thread, will you? This one's about dogs.

No one gives a sh*t about feral cats, they've been around since Egypt made the pyramids. They're gonna be eating your precious birds long after your body rots so just move on, buddy. You guys are worse than Jenny McCarthy and vaccines.


Fark you and fark cats, Mr "I decide what a thread is about".

/also, those pups are adorable
 
2014-02-25 01:09:39 PM  

Pangea: Breeds go through transitions. Initially they are identified as "Foundation Stock" once there are several hundred dogs with 3-generations of recognized heritage and clearance from a club that identifies the target class. They eventually transition to a "Miscellaneous Breed" that targets clearly defined breed standards. After many years the breed can be petition the board to be recognized as an AKC recognized breed.



This is China, they could produce hundreds in 3 generations in about a year and a half.

But I asked how long it took, in years. Does it exceed a human lifespan to go from Foundation Stock to Recognized? It says here that   While there is no established timetable for adding new breeds, dogs typically compete in the Miscellaneous Class for one to three years.

That article is from 2011 and had just accepted the  Portuguese Podengo Pequenos into Miscellaneous, and didn't the AKC recognize this breed in 2012? One year?

How long, really, in years, might it take, if these pups were real, and someone started an aggressive breeding program?
 
2014-02-25 01:34:43 PM  

WeenerGord: Pangea: Breeds go through transitions. Initially they are identified as "Foundation Stock" once there are several hundred dogs with 3-generations of recognized heritage and clearance from a club that identifies the target class. They eventually transition to a "Miscellaneous Breed" that targets clearly defined breed standards. After many years the breed can be petition the board to be recognized as an AKC recognized breed.


This is China, they could produce hundreds in 3 generations in about a year and a half.

But I asked how long it took, in years. Does it exceed a human lifespan to go from Foundation Stock to Recognized? It says here that   While there is no established timetable for adding new breeds, dogs typically compete in the Miscellaneous Class for one to three years.

That article is from 2011 and had just accepted the  Portuguese Podengo Pequenos into Miscellaneous, and didn't the AKC recognize this breed in 2012? One year?

How long, really, in years, might it take, if these pups were real, and someone started an aggressive breeding program?


As in so many other things, it has a lot of politics involved. China churning out an enormous volume of dogs from puppy mills doesn't really lend itself well to breed recognition. You are right in that she may not be dead in a realistic timeline.
 
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