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(LA Times)   Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly? Taco Bell solution: Put waffle taco around it   (latimes.com) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, waffle tacos, foodservice, waffles, bacon, breakfast menu  
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2014-02-25 03:07:21 AM
7 votes:
Sold!
/puts $2 bill on counter
2014-02-25 12:17:25 PM
2 votes:
Well, I've been looking for a better way to ensure that I take all my dumps on the clock.
2014-02-25 03:22:28 AM
2 votes:
My asshole just went on strike.
2014-02-25 03:12:09 AM
2 votes:
It's like they're afraid they'll go out of business if I get my cholesterol level under control
2014-02-25 03:05:23 AM
2 votes:
If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.
2014-02-25 01:15:05 PM
1 votes:
mudmin:
"I've had Taco Bell breakfast in LA and TN during the test market. It's pretty uh-mazing. If you're nice they'll make a loaded potato griller with egg which is a tortilla, melted cheese, potato and egg. Phenomenal.  Waffle tacos aren't bad.  Everything else was great.  Seriously.  Possibly the best fast food breakfast around."
- mudmin, Senior Director of Waffle Taco Evangelism, Taco Bell Corp.
2014-02-25 12:36:52 PM
1 votes:
I tried one of these once.


ONCE!

The eggs were cold, and sausage may as well have been made from styrofoam, and the waffle part I think was actually a car sponge.

The whole thing literally lodged itself in my esophagus, as if my stomach refused it entry at the gate. Even guzzling buckets of milk in the attempt to wash it down into my gut seemed futile.

Never, ever again!
2014-02-25 12:33:50 PM
1 votes:
I bet the waffle is at least 60% waffle, and 40% waffle like paste substance that really isn't a waffle.

Kind of like their meat.

\wonder how long until there is a doritos locos Waffle taco?
2014-02-25 10:46:18 AM
1 votes:
Thanks a bunch, Subby. I squirted halfway through that headline. And not in a good way.

Honestly, a little Taco Bell isn't a bad thing. I stick with the bean burrito with green sauce. Anything with red grease I avoid. And I practice severe portion control. That way, the next morning I'm out of the bathroom in less than a half an hour.
2014-02-25 08:04:50 AM
1 votes:
Reading this gives me the shiats.
2014-02-25 07:42:07 AM
1 votes:

TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.


I used to love Taco Bell when lived in Indiana. They had phonetic spelling on their menu board. Tak-hos and Burr-ee-toes. This was 25 years ago.
2014-02-25 06:59:05 AM
1 votes:
The item in the picture cannot be part of any morning routine that puts bathing ahead of eating.
2014-02-25 06:44:52 AM
1 votes:
I'm holding out for the nacho cheese and cool ranch flavored waffles.
2014-02-25 04:41:27 AM
1 votes:
Cinnabon Delights. I'll take 50 of those to go. Don't judge me.

#FatGirlProblems
2014-02-25 03:36:38 AM
1 votes:
If that breakfast burrito was made out of real food, it probably wouldn't be half bad. Now I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow just to go to my preferred purveyor of breakfast burritos. A place where the guy knows all his favorite customers' names, because apparently we are all named "my berry good frand!"
2014-02-25 03:33:52 AM
1 votes:
2014-02-25 03:24:12 AM
1 votes:
I don't need Taco Bell to sell bacon and sausage, I just need them to sell Meximelts at 7am. Why does society get to decide what time I can eat certain things? WHY? And I eat cereal at night sometimes, you can't stop me.
2014-02-25 03:01:10 AM
1 votes:
Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.
 
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