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(LA Times)   Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly? Taco Bell solution: Put waffle taco around it   (latimes.com) divider line 14
    More: Obvious, waffle tacos, foodservice, waffles, bacon, breakfast menu  
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2014-02-25 03:05:23 AM  
4 votes:
If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.
2014-02-25 02:37:43 PM  
2 votes:

vengethis: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x360]
"For those who would like diarrhea before noon"


To those who get diarrhea from taco bell, what is your regular diet like that you cannot handle a combination of fat, protein, and fiber?

I'm guessing you guys take in next to no fiber on a regular basis, so that when you eat a couple bean burritos your gut bacteria are poorly set up for the task?

Because I doubt it is the fat or protein.

I don't eat taco bell often, but I've never had an issue with it when I do.  I average about 30-40 grams of fiber on any given day.
2014-02-25 12:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
I tried one of these once.


ONCE!

The eggs were cold, and sausage may as well have been made from styrofoam, and the waffle part I think was actually a car sponge.

The whole thing literally lodged itself in my esophagus, as if my stomach refused it entry at the gate. Even guzzling buckets of milk in the attempt to wash it down into my gut seemed futile.

Never, ever again!
2014-02-25 11:46:42 AM  
1 votes:
i have been to taco bell twice in the last year, after curing a severe tb addiction i had for the better part of 25 years. those 2 trips this last year reminded me why i cured that addiction. the food quality has gone way down...no it wasn't haute cuisine to begin with, but they're putting less cheese, less of any other good stuff, less extras (remember when the mexican pizza and the nachos bell grande had green onions chopped on top?), and the price keeps going up

however, i will definitely try the breakfast...heck march 27 is payday! if the line isn't out to the road, i'll be there that day

WENDY'S in select markets has breakfast. oh my tastebuds, that's a tasty fastfood breakfast. last time i was "back home" visiting my folks, we tried it (dad had a coupon), and my family and i were impressed. problem is that was in HOPE FRIGGIN ARKANSAS...here in ft worth there is no such breakfast menu :(
2014-02-25 10:04:49 AM  
1 votes:
On a side note, it looks like Taco Bell brought back the chilito recently. And just like the only other edible thing on their menu, the meximelt, at double the cost.
2014-02-25 09:26:09 AM  
1 votes:

State_College_Arsonist: Yuck, why is that person pouring syrup onto eggs and bacon?  I can't fathom why people would do such a thing.


Because it's not bacon and it's not eggs. The only flavor there is the syrup, everything else is just texture
2014-02-25 09:23:46 AM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: In before the food snobs


That barely qualifies as food.
2014-02-25 08:58:45 AM  
1 votes:

Spanky3woods: Other South Texas Mexican joints do breakfast tacos much better.

Potato, egg and bacon

Beef fajita, egg and cheese

Chiliquilas (tortilla, egg, peppers and cheese)

Etc, etc.

Damn, now I want breakfast tacos instead of the stupid oatmeal in front of me


This. Why would you ruin it with a waffle when they already stock tortillas?
2014-02-25 08:17:40 AM  
1 votes:
Yuck, why is that person pouring syrup onto eggs and bacon?  I can't fathom why people would do such a thing.
2014-02-25 08:11:44 AM  
1 votes:
All of this breakfast stuff looks like crap.

They just need to open earlier.  Don't bother with "breakfast" foods.  And bring back the Chillito.
2014-02-25 08:04:50 AM  
1 votes:
Reading this gives me the shiats.
2014-02-25 07:51:42 AM  
1 votes:
Other South Texas Mexican joints do breakfast tacos much better.

Potato, egg and bacon

Beef fajita, egg and cheese

Chiliquilas (tortilla, egg, peppers and cheese)

Etc, etc.

Damn, now I want breakfast tacos instead of the stupid oatmeal in front of me
2014-02-25 04:13:11 AM  
1 votes:
Subby, I think you got it wrong. They had to figure how to get rid of a ton of waffles that some idiot VP ordered while he was high. Solution, wrap them around bacon and sausage.
2014-02-25 03:33:52 AM  
1 votes:
 
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