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(LA Times)   Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly? Taco Bell solution: Put waffle taco around it   (latimes.com ) divider line
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2014-02-25 03:01:10 AM  
Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.
 
2014-02-25 03:05:23 AM  
If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.
 
2014-02-25 03:07:21 AM  
Sold!
/puts $2 bill on counter
 
2014-02-25 03:10:24 AM  
In before the food snobs
 
2014-02-25 03:12:09 AM  
It's like they're afraid they'll go out of business if I get my cholesterol level under control
 
2014-02-25 03:15:31 AM  

illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.


This.  Selling bacon and sausage is about has hard as offloading drugs.

That said, if taco bell is selling something with sausage and it isn't chorizo, it seems stupid to me. I know they aren't real mexican food anyways, but at least pretend.

I would think they could cheaply crank out a version of the standard mexican breakfast every single restaurant in all of el paso serves.  That type of fare lends itself to a pretty quick serve time.
 
2014-02-25 03:17:01 AM  
I prefer ordering from a mexican restaurant that has what I ordered ready in the 15 to 20 minutes they said they'd have it ready, when I called in a to-go order.  Depending on where I'm ordering from, I'm spending the same amount for better quality food than Taco Bell sells.
 
2014-02-25 03:22:28 AM  
My asshole just went on strike.
 
2014-02-25 03:25:06 AM  
Is it a blue waffle?
 
2014-02-25 03:26:09 AM  
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Taco Bell's "Hangover breakfast food", sounds like it will be the perfect partner for Taco Bell's, "I'm sooooooo hammered that this is the greatest culinary masterpiece to be created since the invention of fire", Fourth Meal.
 
2014-02-25 03:33:52 AM  
 
2014-02-25 03:36:38 AM  
If that breakfast burrito was made out of real food, it probably wouldn't be half bad. Now I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow just to go to my preferred purveyor of breakfast burritos. A place where the guy knows all his favorite customers' names, because apparently we are all named "my berry good frand!"
 
2014-02-25 03:37:37 AM  
"Inside Scoop on Food in Los Angeles"?

If you live in LA (or really anywhere in SoCal), why would you eat at Taco Bell in the first place?
 
2014-02-25 03:39:03 AM  
For the love of God, don't eat this garbage.
 
2014-02-25 03:43:23 AM  

Witness99: I don't need Taco Bell to sell bacon and sausage, I just need them to sell Meximelts at 7am. Why does society get to decide what time I can eat certain things? WHY? And I eat cereal at night sometimes, you can't stop me.


As someone on graveyard shift, I know your pain. On the bright side, tacos for breakfast. And now, breakfast tacos.
 
2014-02-25 03:44:28 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.


At least they aren't trying to lie about what they are about and hide behind the "We also sell healthy stuff" by claiming they offer some healthy meals.
 
2014-02-25 04:04:27 AM  

illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.


What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.
 
2014-02-25 04:08:48 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.


Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.
 
2014-02-25 04:13:11 AM  
Subby, I think you got it wrong. They had to figure how to get rid of a ton of waffles that some idiot VP ordered while he was high. Solution, wrap them around bacon and sausage.
 
2014-02-25 04:41:27 AM  
Cinnabon Delights. I'll take 50 of those to go. Don't judge me.

#FatGirlProblems
 
2014-02-25 05:22:40 AM  
I like Taco Bell.  Not many other places where you can get enough food for a full meal if you've only got $3 in your pocket.

Yeah, I'll probably end up trying Taco Bell breakfast.
 
2014-02-25 05:41:52 AM  

Smackledorfer: DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.

Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.


Having grown up in the tri-state are(NY, NJ, PN) the majority of Jews totally ate pork. A good bit of them pretended they didn't, but they were liars. And the Muzzies don't have a big enough market share in the states. So all is well.

/that being said, make your own goddamned bacon/sausage/waffle taco.
 
2014-02-25 05:48:52 AM  

robohobo: Smackledorfer: DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.

Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.

Having grown up in the tri-state are(NY, NJ, PN) the majority of Jews totally ate pork. A good bit of them pretended they didn't, but they were liars. And the Muzzies don't have a big enough market share in the states. So all is well.

/that being said, make your own goddamned bacon/sausage/waffle taco.


PA!
/up way too late
 
2014-02-25 05:56:42 AM  
Both disgusted and aroused.
 
2014-02-25 05:57:51 AM  
Shut up, I'm bulking!
 
2014-02-25 06:02:09 AM  
I wouldn't eat that if I could pass it out someone else's anus.
 
2014-02-25 06:44:52 AM  
I'm holding out for the nacho cheese and cool ranch flavored waffles.
 
2014-02-25 06:59:05 AM  
The item in the picture cannot be part of any morning routine that puts bathing ahead of eating.
 
2014-02-25 07:20:18 AM  
It will sound interesting after a late night of consuming beverages.
 
2014-02-25 07:35:43 AM  
One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.
 
2014-02-25 07:42:07 AM  

TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.


I used to love Taco Bell when lived in Indiana. They had phonetic spelling on their menu board. Tak-hos and Burr-ee-toes. This was 25 years ago.
 
2014-02-25 07:51:42 AM  
Other South Texas Mexican joints do breakfast tacos much better.

Potato, egg and bacon

Beef fajita, egg and cheese

Chiliquilas (tortilla, egg, peppers and cheese)

Etc, etc.

Damn, now I want breakfast tacos instead of the stupid oatmeal in front of me
 
2014-02-25 08:04:50 AM  
Reading this gives me the shiats.
 
2014-02-25 08:10:08 AM  

robohobo: Smackledorfer: DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.

Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.

Having grown up in the tri-state are(NY, NJ, PN) the majority of Jews totally ate pork. A good bit of them pretended they didn't, but they were liars.


Heh, yep.  A friend of mine in grad school was jewish, from NY.  Her favorite food was sausage, ham, and cheese pizza.  Yep, she ate bacon too.
 
2014-02-25 08:11:44 AM  
All of this breakfast stuff looks like crap.

They just need to open earlier.  Don't bother with "breakfast" foods.  And bring back the Chillito.
 
2014-02-25 08:15:23 AM  
We were a test market for all their breakfast items; they've been available for a few months.

I love Taco Bell. I love breakfast. But I don't love their breakfast menu.

I really wanted to like it, I gave it a few tries, but everything just tastes kind of meh.
 
2014-02-25 08:16:17 AM  
I've had Taco Bell breakfast in LA and TN during the test market. It's pretty uh-mazing.

If you're nice they'll make a loaded potato griller with egg which is a tortilla, melted cheese, potato and egg.  Phenomenal.  Waffle tacos aren't bad.  Everything else was great.  Seriously.  Possibly the best fast food breakfast around.
 
2014-02-25 08:17:40 AM  
Yuck, why is that person pouring syrup onto eggs and bacon?  I can't fathom why people would do such a thing.
 
2014-02-25 08:35:50 AM  

darkjezter: I like Taco Bell.  Not many other places where you can get enough food for a full meal if you've only got $3 in your pocket.


That is pretty hard to do anymore, just ask this guy:   http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/taco-bell-fan-rages-price-bu r rito-rises-shoots-cops-triggers-3-1-2-hour-standoff-article-1.122263

And definitely forget a fountain drink on a $3 budget, unless a bean burrito is a full meal for you.
 
2014-02-25 08:47:18 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: Yuck, why is that person pouring syrup onto eggs and bacon?  I can't fathom why people would do such a thing.



And I was freaking out with no mention of syrup up front.

Please give me about twelve of those syrup dipping cups fine Sir.
 
2014-02-25 08:55:40 AM  

DarkVader: All of this breakfast stuff looks like crap.


I think that's by design.  Taco Bell's not-so-secret slogan has always been: "Taco Bell: It looks the same going in as it does going out"
 
2014-02-25 08:58:45 AM  

Spanky3woods: Other South Texas Mexican joints do breakfast tacos much better.

Potato, egg and bacon

Beef fajita, egg and cheese

Chiliquilas (tortilla, egg, peppers and cheese)

Etc, etc.

Damn, now I want breakfast tacos instead of the stupid oatmeal in front of me


This. Why would you ruin it with a waffle when they already stock tortillas?
 
2014-02-25 09:12:54 AM  
No matter who wins this breakfast war, we all lose.
 
2014-02-25 09:23:46 AM  

mikaloyd: In before the food snobs


That barely qualifies as food.
 
2014-02-25 09:24:45 AM  
"Waffle", "chicken", "gravy"
 
2014-02-25 09:26:09 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: Yuck, why is that person pouring syrup onto eggs and bacon?  I can't fathom why people would do such a thing.


Because it's not bacon and it's not eggs. The only flavor there is the syrup, everything else is just texture
 
2014-02-25 09:47:43 AM  

Witness99: HotWingAgenda: If that breakfast burrito was made out of real food, it probably wouldn't be half bad. Now I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow just to go to my preferred purveyor of breakfast burritos. A place where the guy knows all his favorite customers' names, because apparently we are all named "my berry good frand!"

There's an Indian place that sells breakfast burritos? Actually, that sounds kind of tasty....


There is (or at least used to be) at least one food truck in Silicon Valley that sells popular Indian fare (e.g. chicken tikka masala) wrapped up in a tortilla.  I don't remember them having any specifically breakfast items, however.
 
2014-02-25 09:56:00 AM  
I shall be camping in the parking lot before March 27th.
 
2014-02-25 09:59:44 AM  
We've had Taco Bell Breakfast for a while now at most locations.  I love Taco Bell more than any sane person should, but I just can't do breakfast there.  If I'm spending money on breakfast I'll drive down the road a little more to get a large steak and egg burrito from a 24 hour Mexican place.
 
2014-02-25 10:04:49 AM  
On a side note, it looks like Taco Bell brought back the chilito recently. And just like the only other edible thing on their menu, the meximelt, at double the cost.
 
2014-02-25 10:10:47 AM  

TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.


Taco bell was popular even in El Paso, where there is no shortage of alternatives.

Actual mexicans eat there :)
 
2014-02-25 10:12:53 AM  
I like Taco Bell, but for breakfast, I can probably find at least one or two diners that will serve me a bigger, better meal than that, for about the same price.  Coffee, toast, hash browns, 2 eggs and bacon, sausage, or ham for under 5 bucks in most little greasy spoons, and you can be in, seated, have ordered and eaten in about 10-15 minutes if that's all you're getting.
 
2014-02-25 10:18:36 AM  
They should call the waffle taco with bacon a widdly scud.
 
2014-02-25 10:44:59 AM  
If I'm drunk enough to eat Taco Bell in the morning I need an intervention, not waffle tacos.
 
2014-02-25 10:45:05 AM  

Smackledorfer: TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.

Taco bell was popular even in El Paso, where there is no shortage of alternatives.

Actual mexicans eat there :)


I was in line behind a truckload of Mexicans at a gas station once.  I was buying Tecate, they all had Bud Light tallboys.
 
2014-02-25 10:46:18 AM  
Thanks a bunch, Subby. I squirted halfway through that headline. And not in a good way.

Honestly, a little Taco Bell isn't a bad thing. I stick with the bean burrito with green sauce. Anything with red grease I avoid. And I practice severe portion control. That way, the next morning I'm out of the bathroom in less than a half an hour.
 
2014-02-25 10:57:08 AM  

DarkVader: robohobo: Smackledorfer: DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.

Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.

Having grown up in the tri-state are(NY, NJ, PN) the majority of Jews totally ate pork. A good bit of them pretended they didn't, but they were liars.

Heh, yep.  A friend of mine in grad school was jewish, from NY.  Her favorite food was sausage, ham, and cheese pizza.  Yep, she ate bacon too.


Most Jews you meet probablyh eat pork and bacon, it's the ones who live in more insular communities that won't touch it.
 
2014-02-25 10:58:43 AM  

tricycleracer: Smackledorfer: TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.

Taco bell was popular even in El Paso, where there is no shortage of alternatives.

Actual mexicans eat there :)

I was in line behind a truckload of Mexicans at a gas station once.  I was buying Tecate, they all had Bud Light tallboys.


One time at a gas station in the primarily hispanic neighborhood here, the white check out girl laughed at me for buying Modelo.  She said she's never seen a white boy drink it before.
 
2014-02-25 10:59:00 AM  

tricycleracer: Smackledorfer: TwistedFark: One of my mates is married to this girl from bumfark Indiana. She absolutely luuuurves Taco Bell. She's also an environmentalist and a Republican.

I can sort of understand (somehow???) the last two bits co-existing, but the Taco Bell thing drives me up the wall.

Taco bell was popular even in El Paso, where there is no shortage of alternatives.

Actual mexicans eat there :)

I was in line behind a truckload of Mexicans at a gas station once.  I was buying Tecate, they all had Bud Light tallboys.


Should have taken a picture. Bet you could land it on thechive at least.
 
2014-02-25 11:27:09 AM  

PsychoLaurie: Cinnabon Delights. I'll take 50 of those to go. Don't judge me.

#FatGirlProblems


Get your hashtag out of my Fark!
 
2014-02-25 11:36:38 AM  
I used to do a similar thing with french toast while in the Army. They didnt always like to give us time to sit and eat (shocking even at relaxin Jackson) so, I'd toss the eggs, bacon and syrup between 2 pieces of french toast and be on my way.

/One Drill Sergeant was actually impressed
//CSB
 
2014-02-25 11:46:42 AM  
i have been to taco bell twice in the last year, after curing a severe tb addiction i had for the better part of 25 years. those 2 trips this last year reminded me why i cured that addiction. the food quality has gone way down...no it wasn't haute cuisine to begin with, but they're putting less cheese, less of any other good stuff, less extras (remember when the mexican pizza and the nachos bell grande had green onions chopped on top?), and the price keeps going up

however, i will definitely try the breakfast...heck march 27 is payday! if the line isn't out to the road, i'll be there that day

WENDY'S in select markets has breakfast. oh my tastebuds, that's a tasty fastfood breakfast. last time i was "back home" visiting my folks, we tried it (dad had a coupon), and my family and i were impressed. problem is that was in HOPE FRIGGIN ARKANSAS...here in ft worth there is no such breakfast menu :(
 
2014-02-25 12:09:48 PM  
No Menudo?
 
2014-02-25 12:17:25 PM  
Well, I've been looking for a better way to ensure that I take all my dumps on the clock.
 
2014-02-25 12:33:50 PM  
I bet the waffle is at least 60% waffle, and 40% waffle like paste substance that really isn't a waffle.

Kind of like their meat.

\wonder how long until there is a doritos locos Waffle taco?
 
2014-02-25 12:36:52 PM  
I tried one of these once.


ONCE!

The eggs were cold, and sausage may as well have been made from styrofoam, and the waffle part I think was actually a car sponge.

The whole thing literally lodged itself in my esophagus, as if my stomach refused it entry at the gate. Even guzzling buckets of milk in the attempt to wash it down into my gut seemed futile.

Never, ever again!
 
2014-02-25 12:40:07 PM  
I just had Taco Bell for lunch.  You can tell by the stain on my shirt and the horrible gas.


//I wish I was joking...
 
2014-02-25 01:15:05 PM  
mudmin:
"I've had Taco Bell breakfast in LA and TN during the test market. It's pretty uh-mazing. If you're nice they'll make a loaded potato griller with egg which is a tortilla, melted cheese, potato and egg. Phenomenal.  Waffle tacos aren't bad.  Everything else was great.  Seriously.  Possibly the best fast food breakfast around."
- mudmin, Senior Director of Waffle Taco Evangelism, Taco Bell Corp.
 
2014-02-25 01:48:48 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 01:52:29 PM  

Farnn: Most Jews you meet probablyh eat pork and bacon, it's the ones who live in more insular communities that won't touch it.


Yup.  Had  Jewish buddy in AZ that generally kept Kosher at his house--except for pizza.  The rule at his house was that anything on a pizza is automatically rendered Kosher.
 
2014-02-25 02:31:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
"For those who would like diarrhea before noon"
 
2014-02-25 02:37:43 PM  

vengethis: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x360]
"For those who would like diarrhea before noon"


To those who get diarrhea from taco bell, what is your regular diet like that you cannot handle a combination of fat, protein, and fiber?

I'm guessing you guys take in next to no fiber on a regular basis, so that when you eat a couple bean burritos your gut bacteria are poorly set up for the task?

Because I doubt it is the fat or protein.

I don't eat taco bell often, but I've never had an issue with it when I do.  I average about 30-40 grams of fiber on any given day.
 
2014-02-25 02:52:55 PM  

Smackledorfer: vengethis: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x360]
"For those who would like diarrhea before noon"

To those who get diarrhea from taco bell, what is your regular diet like that you cannot handle a combination of fat, protein, and fiber?

I'm guessing you guys take in next to no fiber on a regular basis, so that when you eat a couple bean burritos your gut bacteria are poorly set up for the task?

Because I doubt it is the fat or protein.

I don't eat taco bell often, but I've never had an issue with it when I do.  I average about 30-40 grams of fiber on any given day.



Are you this guy?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-25 02:54:59 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Are you this guy?


I don't know that reference offhand, but it looks amusing.  Whats it from so I can download it :)
 
2014-02-25 02:58:01 PM  

Smackledorfer: Big Beef Burrito: Are you this guy?

I don't know that reference offhand, but it looks amusing.  Whats it from so I can download it :)



The Road to Wellville
 
2014-02-25 03:04:33 PM  

Smackledorfer: Big Beef Burrito: Are you this guy?

I don't know that reference offhand, but it looks amusing.  Whats it from so I can download it :)


"Welcome to Wellville", starring Mathew Broderick. Sort of a semi-accurate satire of the sanitarium at Battle Creek Michigan run by Dr. Kellog.

http://lulz.net/furi/res/2871662.html
 
2014-02-25 03:06:45 PM  
Okay, ROAD to Wellville then.
 
2014-02-25 03:19:09 PM  
as marijuana decriminalization 'catches on' across the united states, look for more of these gruesome food items to appear.

/the 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' marketing campaign will be dynamite!
 
2014-02-25 03:35:49 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.


I keep hearing rumours that Taco Bell serves breakfast, but none of the franchises I have tried in the Denver area do.
 
2014-02-25 03:43:43 PM  

flondrix: DarkSoulNoHope: Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.

I keep hearing rumours that Taco Bell serves breakfast, but none of the franchises I have tried in the Denver area do.


it's been in test markets for about a year
march 27, nationwide
 
2014-02-25 04:31:28 PM  
Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly?

Taco Bell solution: put it in front of me.
 
2014-02-25 04:36:14 PM  

Witness99: I don't need Taco Bell to sell bacon and sausage, I just need them to sell Meximelts at 7am. Why does society get to decide what time I can eat certain things? WHY?


It isn't society, it's a conspiracy consisting of a manager back at Taco Bell HQ and a pimply-faced kid in a paper hat who carries out his insane orders unquestioningly.
 
2014-02-25 04:41:39 PM  

bungle_jr: they're putting less cheese, less of any other good stuff, less extras (remember when the mexican pizza and the nachos bell grande had green onions chopped on top?)


So you'll never be over the nachos bel grande?

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-25 04:50:53 PM  

jjorsett: Witness99: I don't need Taco Bell to sell bacon and sausage, I just need them to sell Meximelts at 7am. Why does society get to decide what time I can eat certain things? WHY?

It isn't society, it's a conspiracy consisting of a manager back at Taco Bell HQ and a pimply-faced kid in a paper hat who carries out his insane orders unquestioningly.


when was the last time you saw a paper hat at a restaurant?
 
2014-02-25 04:51:44 PM  

jjorsett: bungle_jr: they're putting less cheese, less of any other good stuff, less extras (remember when the mexican pizza and the nachos bell grande had green onions chopped on top?)

So you'll never be over the nachos bel grande?

[i58.tinypic.com image 450x257]


well now it's a different kind of dish all together
 
2014-02-25 04:53:30 PM  

Notabunny: It's like they're afraid they'll go out of business if I get my cholesterol level under control


For me, it's my blood pressure, but I'm sure that there are plenty of potheads that will gobble this stuff up when they're not sleeping.

/ Doesn't smoke pot, but thinks it should be legal.
 
2014-02-25 07:22:39 PM  
Put it beside the horrors that are Hardee's Monster Thick Burger, and that toothy demon-terd spawn that was the sandwich KFC created with the fried chicken patties as buns, with the 1000 island dressing, and bacon in between.

Now, if they used pita bread............ then again, that wouldn't go with their 'authentic' Mexican feel. Gotta laugh when they show the commercials with the supposed chef that comes up with their meals. Even Rachael Ray or Guy Fieri has more restaurant cred than her.
 
2014-02-25 07:39:30 PM  
- mudmin, Senior Director of Waffle Taco Evangelism, Taco Bell Corp.

Haha. Well played, sir.  My screenshot of that will now be my facebook cover photo and I now have something new to add to my linkedin profile.
 
2014-02-25 08:28:03 PM  

SeaMan Stainz: My asshole just went on strike.


Oh it gets worse. There's a place in Chicago that does Indian-Mexican fusion cuisine. And serves tequila. Now there's one that'll keep the toilet cursing your name for all time!
 
2014-02-25 09:58:16 PM  

Farnn: DarkVader: robohobo: Smackledorfer: DarkSoulNoHope: illannoyin: If you find selling bacon difficult you might be in the wrong business.

What if you try to sell bacon to Jews and Muslims? I would consider that a difficult sell to make and would more blame the short sighted manager who pushed him to sell to those demographics.

Then you'd find selling bacon to those religious groups different, and thus be in the wrong business.

Having grown up in the tri-state are(NY, NJ, PN) the majority of Jews totally ate pork. A good bit of them pretended they didn't, but they were liars.

Heh, yep.  A friend of mine in grad school was jewish, from NY.  Her favorite food was sausage, ham, and cheese pizza.  Yep, she ate bacon too.

Most Jews you meet probablyh eat pork and bacon, it's the ones who live in more insular communities that won't touch it.


Observant. The word you want is observant. People who are religious don't eat pork. People who are ethnically Jewish are not necessarily religious.
 
2014-02-25 11:56:32 PM  
I think this is just part of the active eugenics experiment that KFC started with the double down. Now you can have a waffle taco for breakfast to compliment the Big Mac value meal for lunch, the stuffed crust pizza for dinner, and the late night box that includes two deep fried tacos and a cheeseburger that has a grilled cheese sandwich for a bun.

Fast food companies have gone from not caring about the health and wellness of their customers to actually hating them and wanting them dead.
 
2014-02-26 01:13:22 AM  
This is why obesity runs hobbles rampant.
 
2014-02-26 01:38:49 AM  

flondrix: DarkSoulNoHope: Taco Bell problem: Not killing our customers fast enough? Taco Bell solution: Serve breakfast.

I keep hearing rumours that Taco Bell serves breakfast, but none of the franchises I have tried in the Denver area do.


Go to their website. They have a search tool, search and select first meal. There are five in Denver and eleven in total in the metropolitan area.
 
2014-02-26 09:33:04 AM  
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