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(Daily Mail)   Attention ladies: If your erection lasts more than five days, consult a physician   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2014-02-25 12:57:14 AM
Pardon me ma'am, but is that a thimble in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 
2014-02-25 01:43:54 AM
Awesome photo!
 
2014-02-25 06:21:57 AM
Clenis thread!
 
2014-02-25 06:24:04 AM
Someone went thong-less for a few days, I see
 
2014-02-25 06:31:03 AM
Farking trannies.
 
2014-02-25 06:43:38 AM
Come! We make big saxy time!
 
2014-02-25 06:48:40 AM
Maybe they mean nipple boners.
 
2014-02-25 06:49:15 AM
If her boyfriend cant find it NOW.........
 
2014-02-25 06:57:29 AM
Okay. Will do.
 
2014-02-25 06:57:35 AM
I'm curious how the Mail got this scoop.
 
2014-02-25 06:58:48 AM

SpdrJay: Maybe they mean nipple boners.


In grade/high school, for reasons I can't recall now, several of us used to refer to nipple erections as "binging", and when noticing them would proclaim, "Bing!"... Apparently, this wasn't widespread terminology outside our little circle, since no one else on the planet seemed quite as amused as I was when Microsoft named their search engine Bing...
 
2014-02-25 07:00:23 AM
There is a reason trazadone has the nickname trazabone
 
2014-02-25 07:11:02 AM
T-Servo
I'm curious how the Mail got this scoop.


Going by the number of name drops: press material by the drug company's advertising team?
 
2014-02-25 07:16:00 AM
Why not link to the original article that's even linked in the Daily Fail one?
Is this about the "featured partner" bollocks?
 
2014-02-25 07:24:07 AM

new_york_monty: Pardon me ma'am, but is that a thimble in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Ok, I'll admit it - that's farkin' funny!
 
2014-02-25 07:27:04 AM
You read it first in the Mail.
 
2014-02-25 07:31:19 AM
So guys, avoid decongestants if you want little Albert working at this best.
 
2014-02-25 07:32:15 AM
Woman suffers five-day erection of the clitoris

I'm not going to keep reading if they're just going to make words up.
 
2014-02-25 07:36:18 AM
I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.
 
2014-02-25 07:36:48 AM

FoonFlake: Awesome photo!


Because you want her to look like *THIS* when you put it in her pooper.
 
2014-02-25 07:38:38 AM

Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.


How YOU doin?
 
2014-02-25 07:41:35 AM
Let me kiss the boo boo
 
2014-02-25 07:43:48 AM

Savage Belief: Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.

How YOU doin?


Maybe you didn't read the psychotic part...or maybe you're into that.

Either way I stopped taking it a long time ago so I'm prolly no use to you since I'm stable now and quite content with my husband's penis :p
 
2014-02-25 07:47:12 AM
I imagine it's quite painful to find a tack in the carpet.
 
2014-02-25 07:50:27 AM

Ihaveanevilparrot: Either way I stopped taking it a long time ago so I'm prolly no use to you since I'm stable now and quite content with my husband's penis :p


...which you keep in a jar...?
 
2014-02-25 08:05:33 AM
I thumb wrestled her. Not sure you call it that since she didn't use her hands, but that's what it felt like
 
2014-02-25 08:10:31 AM
Emergency gangbang! STAT!
 
2014-02-25 08:33:10 AM

new_york_monty: Pardon me ma'am, but is that a thimble in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Done in one.
 
2014-02-25 08:41:06 AM
So the little man in the row boat was standing at attention?

imgc.allpostersimages.com

/this one looks pierced
 
2014-02-25 08:52:06 AM
static.tvgcdn.net

Knows this all too well.
 
2014-02-25 08:52:15 AM
That is my favourite stock image/headline combination ever
 
2014-02-25 10:32:45 AM
Meh. Taking antidepressants is like playing Russian Roulette. No way I'd touch those things.

Sometimes, depression is bettah.
 
2014-02-25 11:09:23 AM

Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.


Nah, I can defend myself (and I'll wager your hubby can) so load up on Wellbutrin lass. The carnage of others would be a small price to pay.
 
2014-02-25 11:41:45 AM

FoonFlake: Awesome photo!


I saw your comment before I went to the article...

...and ended up disappointed.
 
2014-02-25 11:56:26 AM
I'm a guy and I used to take anti-depressants and they gave me the exact opposite effect. Made it super difficult to get it up. It sucked. I wasn't depressed anymore, so I was finally in the mood for sex, but sex was nearly impossible.
 
2014-02-25 12:04:57 PM

Public Savant: ...which you keep in a jar...?


I admit nothing!

inglixthemad: Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.

Nah, I can defend myself (and I'll wager your hubby can) so load up on Wellbutrin lass. The carnage of others would be a small price to pay.


NO NO, we collect guns, that is a BAD idea. I'm sure it would make for an awesome fark headline, not to mention another train wreck gun thread, but I'd personally like to avoid that.

Besides, my libido is fine. I'm not sure it has to be fark someone to death and then use the rigor mortis to pleasure myself cuz I'm still horny high.
 
2014-02-25 12:07:56 PM

Ihaveanevilparrot: Public Savant: ...which you keep in a jar...?

I admit nothing!

inglixthemad: Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.

Nah, I can defend myself (and I'll wager your hubby can) so load up on Wellbutrin lass. The carnage of others would be a small price to pay.

NO NO, we collect guns, that is a BAD idea. I'm sure it would make for an awesome fark headline, not to mention another train wreck gun thread, but I'd personally like to avoid that.

Besides, my libido is fine. I'm not sure it has to be fark someone to death and then use the rigor mortis to pleasure myself cuz I'm still horny high.


Go on....

/Obligatory
 
2014-02-25 12:12:02 PM
Wellllll I see my work is done here. :D
 
2014-02-25 01:24:01 PM
With no helpful photos of said woman...
 
2014-02-25 01:24:29 PM
I'm actually going to remember the Sudafed solution.

I've never had that problem, but it is good to have a pocket solution.
 
2014-02-25 01:36:49 PM
Lady boners.
 
2014-02-25 05:22:28 PM

Ihaveanevilparrot: I dunno about trazadone, but wellbutrin made me super horny even with my lexapro which slightly lowers my libido. No multi-day clit erection as far as I know though.

Of course it also made me psychotic to the point of planning efficient ways to get rid of people that pissed me off, so my husband didn't care for that part....
So...I might jump your bones and then dispatch you and use one of my cunning plans to dispose of the body, possibly after again humping the dead body.

Lexapro alone it is then.


So basically it turned you into a praying mantis?  Kinky.
 
2014-02-25 05:36:44 PM
Pffft!
Women have no idea.
When I was 12 I caught an erection that didn't go away till I got married at 23.
 
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