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(WTVR)   Burger King employee rule #3: Filling an order in less than 30 seconds is recommended. Printing "Biatch Ass Hoes" on the receipt is not   (wtvr.com) divider line 28
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2014-02-25 01:49:09 AM
5 votes:
But, what if the customers really are biatch ass hoes?
2014-02-25 02:29:47 AM
3 votes:
Sure, rule number 3 is important, but even more so are the first two:

Burger King employee rule #2: Do not get busy in the bathroom.
Burger King employee rule #1: Do not drink up all the Hennessay on the shelf.
2014-02-25 02:13:24 AM
3 votes:
My receipt would probably say:
"HIM again"
2014-02-25 02:04:13 AM
3 votes:

fusillade762: I should know better than to point out mistakes in the headlines by now. They just fix it and I'M the one that looks like an idiot. If my comment doesn't just get deleted, that is.


Dont be a grammer biatch ass-hoe and nobody will call you one.
2014-02-25 02:01:42 AM
3 votes:
I got a Spanish omelet bagel at McDonalds once and the receipt called me a "SpOBag".
2014-02-25 02:04:31 AM
2 votes:
My receipt at the grocery store said 'LOL Butt' on it, it made me cry because I was being laughed at.
2014-02-25 02:50:55 PM
1 votes:
www.rottenecards.com
2014-02-25 01:59:39 PM
1 votes:
I could have ended like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWIV5WcIck8

Best ever beat down that two people deserved for jumping over the counter and trying to kick a fast food worker's ass.  The best part of the video is at the 59 mark where you see the guy mouth "you want some too?"
2014-02-25 10:38:37 AM
1 votes:

sethen320: SoupJohnB: sethen320: SoupJohnB: I know a lady cop who worked plain clothes as an investigator for the State Attorney.  She was in the drive-thru at McDs grabbing some lunch when the car behind her blew the horn and the driver shouted, "Move yo' biatch ass!"

"Officer Helen" exited her vehicle, walked back and flashed her badge as she leaned down.  Then said calmly, "No, I think you'd better move yo' biatch ass."  D'OH!


I don't get it. Was she just using the badge to intimidate or did she have intent to bring legal action?

Well, I didn't ask her that question.  But I suppose it was intimidation, and not an invitation to join her Bridge Club.  :)

/has an MSW, and has done a lot of good work for female crime victims, btw

Regardless of the good things she has done that's not what the badge is for. there's a level of respinsibility which comes with it. That was not responsible. This isn't a blanket statement about your friend, just fact.


Ok-ok, I get it.  FARK has spoken, and now I see that she abused her authority.  Not funny.  My bad.

/sheesh

//meekly slinks back to Geek Tab
2014-02-25 06:27:03 AM
1 votes:
This is the sort of thing that happens when they hire non-illegals. McDonalds in Dallas would NEVER have this problem. They don't have keyboards.
2014-02-25 03:21:16 AM
1 votes:

jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.


Was there no room for PERFECTLY NORMAL BEAST?
2014-02-25 03:20:45 AM
1 votes:
We're these ass hoes, in fact, biatches?
2014-02-25 03:15:03 AM
1 votes:

Kevin72: biatch ass hoe. That's 30% of all rap lyrics. Add in pimp, police, drugs, thug and you have 45% more. Then fill it in with the remaining 25%.


Dayam, biatch ass garden tool. Das some Dan Quayle shiat right there. How you ever gonna get ahead in life if you don't learn to spell "ho" correctly?
2014-02-25 03:01:19 AM
1 votes:
At least he didn't threaten to kick 100 percent of their ass.


i25.tinypic.com

I'm so old I remember when middle class white kids worked at fast food places.
2014-02-25 02:52:20 AM
1 votes:

jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.


You mean you were fried not long afterwards.
2014-02-25 02:46:05 AM
1 votes:
HOMO MLK?  I'M SUING!
2014-02-25 02:45:37 AM
1 votes:
biatch ass hoe. That's 30% of all rap lyrics. Add in pimp, police, drugs, thug and you have 45% more. Then fill it in with the remaining 25%.
2014-02-25 02:30:51 AM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: My receipt at the grocery store said 'LOL Butt' on it, it made me cry because I was being laughed at.


I buy frozen hamburgers with the brand name Butcher's Cut. The receipt always says BTCH CT.
2014-02-25 02:26:47 AM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: fat people should pay more, because no one wants to see them eat...i mean, right?


On the contrary, fat people may be more experienced eaters than skinny people. Who wants to watch a novice skinny person eat, I ask you?
2014-02-25 02:21:03 AM
1 votes:
The receipt for my Girl Scout cookies has 'Next time look up the definition of restraining order' printed on it.

/Not really.
//Eating Samoans.
2014-02-25 02:18:56 AM
1 votes:

C18H27NO3: I bet the lesbian waitress made the whole thing up. YOU'LL SEE.


Lesbian waitresses do that as a hobby sometimes. They cant help being mischievous. Its sooooo cute when they are up to hijinx.
2014-02-25 02:13:14 AM
1 votes:
I bet the lesbian waitress made the whole thing up. YOU'LL SEE.
2014-02-25 02:06:32 AM
1 votes:
fat people should pay more, because no one wants to see them eat...i mean, right?
2014-02-25 02:05:56 AM
1 votes:
Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.
2014-02-25 01:59:56 AM
1 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

I've seen a few amusing descriptors on my receipts.  Usually on bar tabs.  But never insulting ones.  Tho, if I got one that said "fat guy", I doubt I'd make a fuss because I'm a fat guy and I know I'm fat because of my life choices.  But it wouldn't be smart to label me as such without knowing me because some people get their gigantic panties in a bunch over stuff like that.
2014-02-25 01:58:47 AM
1 votes:
Thin skinned people.  Some jackass screws with the receipts and they cry.

If I can get get whatever I wanted printed as my customer name on a BK receipt, this could be fun.

What name do you want on your BK receipt?
I am thinking:
Customer: Obi Wan Kenobi
2014-02-25 01:51:39 AM
1 votes:
I should know better than to point out mistakes in the headlines by now. They just fix it and I'M the one that looks like an idiot. If my comment doesn't just get deleted, that is.
2014-02-25 12:42:38 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone said to speak up.
'Big companies like Burger King don't want this stuff coming out publicly, so there might be an incentive there for them to settle something with her,' Stone said."

Someone's putting their GED in law to good use.
 
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