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(WTVR)   Burger King employee rule #3: Filling an order in less than 30 seconds is recommended. Printing "Biatch Ass Hoes" on the receipt is not   (wtvr.com) divider line 99
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2014-02-25 12:01:16 AM
"Printed", not "written".
 
2014-02-25 12:42:38 AM
FTFA: "If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone said to speak up.
'Big companies like Burger King don't want this stuff coming out publicly, so there might be an incentive there for them to settle something with her,' Stone said."

Someone's putting their GED in law to good use.
 
2014-02-25 01:49:09 AM
But, what if the customers really are biatch ass hoes?
 
2014-02-25 01:51:39 AM
I should know better than to point out mistakes in the headlines by now. They just fix it and I'M the one that looks like an idiot. If my comment doesn't just get deleted, that is.
 
2014-02-25 01:58:47 AM
Thin skinned people.  Some jackass screws with the receipts and they cry.

If I can get get whatever I wanted printed as my customer name on a BK receipt, this could be fun.

What name do you want on your BK receipt?
I am thinking:
Customer: Obi Wan Kenobi
 
2014-02-25 01:59:13 AM

fusillade762: If my comment doesn't just get deleted, that is.

What comment?
 
2014-02-25 01:59:56 AM
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I've seen a few amusing descriptors on my receipts.  Usually on bar tabs.  But never insulting ones.  Tho, if I got one that said "fat guy", I doubt I'd make a fuss because I'm a fat guy and I know I'm fat because of my life choices.  But it wouldn't be smart to label me as such without knowing me because some people get their gigantic panties in a bunch over stuff like that.
 
2014-02-25 02:01:42 AM
I got a Spanish omelet bagel at McDonalds once and the receipt called me a "SpOBag".
 
2014-02-25 02:04:13 AM

fusillade762: I should know better than to point out mistakes in the headlines by now. They just fix it and I'M the one that looks like an idiot. If my comment doesn't just get deleted, that is.


Dont be a grammer biatch ass-hoe and nobody will call you one.
 
2014-02-25 02:04:31 AM
My receipt at the grocery store said 'LOL Butt' on it, it made me cry because I was being laughed at.
 
2014-02-25 02:05:56 AM
Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.
 
2014-02-25 02:06:32 AM
fat people should pay more, because no one wants to see them eat...i mean, right?
 
2014-02-25 02:08:53 AM
I've never received an insulting receipt before, least not that I've ever noticed.

If I ever did, I think the most I'd do is just have a talk with the manager and stare angrily at the employee, probably get a free burger out of it, but running to a news station? So stupid.
 
2014-02-25 02:13:14 AM
I bet the lesbian waitress made the whole thing up. YOU'LL SEE.
 
2014-02-25 02:13:24 AM
My receipt would probably say:
"HIM again"
 
2014-02-25 02:16:09 AM

strangeluck: I've never received an insulting receipt before, least not that I've ever noticed.

If I ever did, I think the most I'd do is just have a talk with the manager and stare angrily at the employee, probably get a free burger out of it, but running to a news station? So stupid.


She tried that. They told her to take a hike no free food. They gave her back her receipt and told her adios. So it stuck in her craw maybe more than it would have if some free tasty burgers and a very sorrowful apology had been handed over
 
2014-02-25 02:18:56 AM

C18H27NO3: I bet the lesbian waitress made the whole thing up. YOU'LL SEE.


Lesbian waitresses do that as a hobby sometimes. They cant help being mischievous. Its sooooo cute when they are up to hijinx.
 
2014-02-25 02:21:03 AM
The receipt for my Girl Scout cookies has 'Next time look up the definition of restraining order' printed on it.

/Not really.
//Eating Samoans.
 
2014-02-25 02:22:00 AM
What if they were, though?
 
2014-02-25 02:23:30 AM

jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.


Fired for related things or unrelated things?
 
2014-02-25 02:26:47 AM

some_beer_drinker: fat people should pay more, because no one wants to see them eat...i mean, right?


On the contrary, fat people may be more experienced eaters than skinny people. Who wants to watch a novice skinny person eat, I ask you?
 
2014-02-25 02:27:42 AM

mikaloyd: strangeluck: I've never received an insulting receipt before, least not that I've ever noticed.

If I ever did, I think the most I'd do is just have a talk with the manager and stare angrily at the employee, probably get a free burger out of it, but running to a news station? So stupid.

She tried that. They told her to take a hike no free food. They gave her back her receipt and told her adios. So it stuck in her craw maybe more than it would have if some free tasty burgers and a very sorrowful apology had been handed over


Then why does TFA say the manager apologized after she brought the reciept to his attention? They seem to be taking it seriously, and I didn't see a mention that they told her to get lost.
 
2014-02-25 02:29:47 AM
Sure, rule number 3 is important, but even more so are the first two:

Burger King employee rule #2: Do not get busy in the bathroom.
Burger King employee rule #1: Do not drink up all the Hennessay on the shelf.
 
2014-02-25 02:30:51 AM

Enemabag Jones: My receipt at the grocery store said 'LOL Butt' on it, it made me cry because I was being laughed at.


I buy frozen hamburgers with the brand name Butcher's Cut. The receipt always says BTCH CT.
 
2014-02-25 02:30:52 AM

viscountalpha: jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.

Fired for related things or unrelated things?


Tampering with the product labels was one of the reasons.  Roast Beast was mentioned specifically.  Not wearing a tie and visor were the other reasons.  I didn't like the idea of wearing a tie around meat slicers and the plastic visors were tiny and hurt like hell.

advancedconceptdesign.com
 
2014-02-25 02:36:14 AM

viscountalpha: jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.

Fired for related things or unrelated things?


And did you change it to say SALAD BEAST and MEAT BEAST? You lost me.
 
2014-02-25 02:37:59 AM

viscountalpha: jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.

Fired for related things or unrelated things?


They're probably still serving their sentence somewhere for that.
 
2014-02-25 02:41:08 AM

jtown: viscountalpha: jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.

Fired for related things or unrelated things?

Tampering with the product labels was one of the reasons.  Roast Beast was mentioned specifically.  Not wearing a tie and visor were the other reasons.  I didn't like the idea of wearing a tie around meat slicers and the plastic visors were tiny and hurt like hell.

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Sounds like a shiatty place to work at. Although as a customer, roast beast would be amusing to see.
 
2014-02-25 02:45:37 AM
biatch ass hoe. That's 30% of all rap lyrics. Add in pimp, police, drugs, thug and you have 45% more. Then fill it in with the remaining 25%.
 
2014-02-25 02:46:05 AM
HOMO MLK?  I'M SUING!
 
2014-02-25 02:48:00 AM

Kevin72: biatch ass hoe. That's 30% of all rap lyrics. Add in pimp, police, drugs, thug and you have 45% more. Then fill it in with the remaining 25%.


My guess is "Benzo, Glock, and killin' be some ni@@as"  Not a lot of melody there.  It's not really uplifting music, for my money.  Bonus, the whole pose is thirty years old.
 
2014-02-25 02:51:19 AM

strangeluck: mikaloyd: strangeluck: I've never received an insulting receipt before, least not that I've ever noticed.

If I ever did, I think the most I'd do is just have a talk with the manager and stare angrily at the employee, probably get a free burger out of it, but running to a news station? So stupid.

She tried that. They told her to take a hike no free food. They gave her back her receipt and told her adios. So it stuck in her craw maybe more than it would have if some free tasty burgers and a very sorrowful apology had been handed over

Then why does TFA say the manager apologized after she brought the reciept to his attention? They seem to be taking it seriously, and I didn't see a mention that they told her to get lost.


She said no free food in the video and cried
 
2014-02-25 02:52:20 AM

jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.


You mean you were fried not long afterwards.
 
2014-02-25 03:00:37 AM
Screw that - some low-rent burger flipper wants to fark with me, they're going out on the street to sit on the stoop. If they can fark with me, I can fark with them. So go be fired and shake the fries somewhere else.
 
2014-02-25 03:01:19 AM
At least he didn't threaten to kick 100 percent of their ass.


i25.tinypic.com

I'm so old I remember when middle class white kids worked at fast food places.
 
2014-02-25 03:06:01 AM

ciberido: Sure, rule number 3 is important, but even more so are the first two:

Burger King employee rule #2: Do not get busy in the bathroom.
Burger King employee rule #1: Do not drink up all the Hennessay on the shelf.


There's no rule about not getting busy in the bathroom, just that "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work." Preferably, with soap and hot water for the duration it takes to sing the Happy Birthday song three times in a row. If they tickled anyone's rear with their nose in the 69, employees must wash that too.

#4 - Don't eat up all the candy and the licorice
 
2014-02-25 03:15:03 AM

Kevin72: biatch ass hoe. That's 30% of all rap lyrics. Add in pimp, police, drugs, thug and you have 45% more. Then fill it in with the remaining 25%.


Dayam, biatch ass garden tool. Das some Dan Quayle shiat right there. How you ever gonna get ahead in life if you don't learn to spell "ho" correctly?
 
2014-02-25 03:20:45 AM
We're these ass hoes, in fact, biatches?
 
2014-02-25 03:21:16 AM

jtown: Oh, yeah.  CSB time.

Years and years ago, back in the way-before, a friend and I worked at a deli in a grocery store.  One day, a customer noticed a typo on one of our product labels.  I have no idea how long we'd been selling TURKEY BEAST but it was like that when I got there.  So, of course, we changed roast beef to ROAST BEAST for the holiday season.  Then we updated the product listings to include all of our current products so the labels matched instead of just saying DELI SALAD or DELI MEAT for half our items.  Made a list so it was easy to find the correct code.  Of course, we were fired not long after.


Was there no room for PERFECTLY NORMAL BEAST?
 
2014-02-25 03:23:21 AM

jtown: Not wearing a tie and visor were the other reasons. I didn't like the idea of wearing a tie around meat slicers


They fired you for not wearing loose clothing around moving machinery?!  Someone ought to sic OSHA onto them, and they are just asking to get sued...
 
2014-02-25 03:26:24 AM
Were they Biatch ass hoes or Hoe ass biatches? The difference is integral......
 
2014-02-25 03:27:30 AM
Wish I hadn't accidentally thrown the actual receipt away...

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-25 04:01:59 AM

DrPainMD: But, what if the customers really are biatch ass hoes?


Truth is always a valid defense against charges of libel or slander.
 
2014-02-25 04:11:40 AM
I like how the lawyers advice is to threaten legal action and publicity to get a quick settlement. And lawyers wonder why everyone hates them......
 
2014-02-25 04:26:43 AM
Came for yellow king references.

/leaving sad
 
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2014-02-25 04:33:19 AM

ciberido: #2: Do not get busy in the bathroom


???
 
2014-02-25 04:38:31 AM
The last 3 or 4 receipts (and that birthday invitation) with nasty comments that got national media attention have all turned out to be hoaxes, so I'll just wait for the inevitable announcement of this either being a forgery or an inside job.  If they can get a large settlement or a large amount of donations out of it, then the employee who turns out to be a cousin or acquaintance gets a cut and doesn't have to work at Burger King any more.

This is a fad that could go on forever.  The media gets two scandal frenzies for the price of one.
 
2014-02-25 05:08:45 AM

MagSeven: Were they Biatch ass hoes or Hoe ass biatches? The difference is integral......



Hyphens are important.
 
2014-02-25 05:15:05 AM

#2: ciberido: #2: Do not get busy in the bathroom

???


It happened once.
 
2014-02-25 06:20:51 AM
Is "biatch ass hoe" a compliment or slanderous ? Inquiring, non-ditchdigger minds want to know.
 
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