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(The Blemish)   Turns out January Jones was a boy when she was 9   (theblemish.com) divider line 41
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2014-02-25 01:41:12 AM  
At the age of five I had a bowl cut.

Was confused for a boy quite often.
 
2014-02-25 01:43:01 AM  
She was also skinny and white. When did she start turning into an obese black woman?
 
2014-02-25 01:44:21 AM  
Later on it was even worse...

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-25 01:45:26 AM  
August Jones?
 
2014-02-25 01:45:32 AM  
Who?

Name sounds like a Bond girl...
 
2014-02-25 02:02:09 AM  

RatMaster999: Who?

Name sounds like a Bond girl...


She use to have Plenty O'Toole but now it's Pussy Galore?
 
2014-02-25 02:15:49 AM  
So from a picture you divine that she was "Awkward" at that age? fark you. Go sell your papers somewhere else, pointdexter
 
2014-02-25 02:44:43 AM  
Who?
 
2014-02-25 02:46:56 AM  

doglover: Who?


rollingout.com
 
2014-02-25 02:58:15 AM  
Who would have thought that dorky looking kid would turn into one of the worst mainstream actresses in modern times.
 
2014-02-25 03:16:49 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

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That doesn't help.
 
2014-02-25 03:20:05 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

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That doesn't help.


That's who pops into my head when I hear the name January Jones.
 
2014-02-25 03:42:46 AM  

Texas Gabe: August Jones?


Close. JASON
 
2014-02-25 04:31:00 AM  
static4.businessinsider.com

I knew it!
 
2014-02-25 04:43:38 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

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That doesn't help.


www.movpins.com

From X-Men: First Class.
 
2014-02-25 06:06:07 AM  

Alphax: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

[rollingout.com image 300x400]

That doesn't help.

[www.movpins.com image 850x1275]

From X-Men: First Class.


 She's not hot enough to make up for just how terrible she was in that movie.
 
2014-02-25 06:31:37 AM  
Her emotional range runs from A to A.
 
2014-02-25 06:35:04 AM  
Without the fat suit, then?
 
2014-02-25 06:57:33 AM  

carrion_luggage: Her emotional range runs from A to A.


She's perfect for playing Betty on Madmen, or any role that requires a shallow ice queen. Not sure she's a good fit for much else.
 
2014-02-25 07:43:48 AM  
I have no idea who you're talking about, but Nope!
 
2014-02-25 07:59:50 AM  
Was she a raging stuck-up biatch back then, too?
 
2014-02-25 08:14:39 AM  

rynthetyn: She's not hot enough to make up for just how terrible she was in that movie.


I don't think she hurt the movie anyway.. I figured they just wrote around her limitations.
 
2014-02-25 08:31:55 AM  

rynthetyn: She's not hot enough to make up for just how terrible she was in that movie every movie and tv show.


FIFY.
 
2014-02-25 08:36:56 AM  
betty/madmen porn parody? anyone?
 
2014-02-25 08:57:58 AM  
Are we sure that's not Kyro?
 
2014-02-25 08:59:32 AM  
She wasn't very good at acting like a boy either.
 
2014-02-25 09:36:18 AM  
to be fair, and as someone who also spent the late eighties in South Dakota public schools, we all looked like that.
 
2014-02-25 10:02:05 AM  
FTA: Jesus. Is that a mullet? And what the hell is she wearing?  If I had a picture like this of myself, I would not have only burned it, but I'd have hunted down the negatives like Liam Neeson in Taken.

I know, like why didn't she wear an evening gown?  Doesn't she know that it's her job to be absolutely stunning in every single picture she ever takes?  And what is with this whole children wearing comfortable clothes bought by their parents? She completely embarrassed herself at 3rd grade picture day.

Also, relevant Onion link:  http://www.theonion.com/articles/teenage-girl-blossoming-into-beautif u l-object,31061/
 
2014-02-25 10:15:15 AM  

rynthetyn: Alphax: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

[rollingout.com image 300x400]

That doesn't help.

[www.movpins.com image 850x1275]

From X-Men: First Class.

 She's not hot enough to make up for just how terrible she was in that movie.


Exactly. She's an attractive lady but has the screen presence of a 2x4. She is easily the worst one on Mad Men.
 
2014-02-25 10:17:43 AM  
We only see him once a year... January Jones.
cdn.teamcococdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:46:34 AM  
Puberty does wonderful things.

My first girlfriend was in my second grade class, and to be fair she wasn't all that attractive (she said as
much).

She moved away for several years, but moved back when we were both sophmores, and let me tell you,
she definitely blossomed into a fine figure of a woman.  It turned out that she'd had a crush on me way back
when, and when our senior prom came around, she asked me to it, and that blossomed into a 3 year
relationship that has remained friendly even to this day.
 
2014-02-25 11:02:09 AM  
She's still awkward. Got over looking like a boy, though.
 
2014-02-25 11:09:30 AM  

GBmanNC: Who would have thought that dorky looking kid would turn into one of the worst mainstream actresses in modern times.


golf clap.
 
2014-02-25 12:15:54 PM  
Yeah, but she grew up nice.
 
2014-02-25 12:47:26 PM  

RatMaster999: Who?


doglover: Who?


are there people who find this meme funny?
 
2014-02-25 01:06:34 PM  
That shirt was put in containment, and all traces of the original fabric were destroyed for the safety of all life on Earth.
 
2014-02-25 02:50:02 PM  

RatMaster999: Who?

Name sounds like a Bond girl...


I'm with you on that.
 
2014-02-25 03:13:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

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I liked your Boobies, and then it took me two viewings to notice what was wrong with this one.   Nice.

I saw X-Men but never Mad Men; I understand she is exactly the same in both, which is to say devoid of all human emotion express or implied.  I get confused on my gossip; did she just sleep with Bobby Flay or is he also the father of her secret baby?
 
2014-02-25 04:28:20 PM  
I came to repeat what has already been said - nine-years old is an awkward age for both boys and girls.  Both are about to hit that puberty mark ( I guess earlier for girls) But you are kind of asexual, in limbo more or less.
 
2014-02-25 05:57:30 PM  
I have a picture of me at 8 where it looks like I'm smelling cooked cabbage.

But I late blossomed into Abe Lincoln's Ugly Brother.

/So I've got that going for me.
 
2014-02-26 06:17:56 AM  

Alphax: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Who?

[rollingout.com image 300x400]

That doesn't help.

[www.movpins.com image 850x1275]

From X-Men: First Class.


She filled out nice, too bad she broadcasts "sour megabiatch" on all frequencies, channels, wavelengths, and ports (IP and all others). Considering I've always considered Emma Frost to be a rertadly ridiculously bad character I didn't mind her playing the White Witch.
 
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