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(Nola.com)   Today's Fark-ready headline comes to us from New Orleans: "Man shot in buttocks arrested after doctor finds cocaine in his clenched cheeks"   (nola.com) divider line 42
    More: Dumbass, Marrero, New Orleans, coca leaves, cocaine  
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2014-02-24 07:42:52 PM
Does that count as a pre-existing condition?
 
2014-02-24 08:43:23 PM
At least he wasn't in New Mexico
 
2014-02-24 08:45:54 PM
What an asshole doctor
 
2014-02-24 08:49:56 PM
You can have my blow when you pry it from my cold, dead asscheeks.
 
2014-02-24 08:50:44 PM
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Like this?
 
2014-02-24 08:52:42 PM
Doctor/patient confidentiality is apparently not important to this doctor.
 
2014-02-24 08:56:13 PM
Hey, you haven't lived till you've gone buttsnorting!

Isn't that right, forenza box wine buttchugger?
 
2014-02-24 08:57:24 PM
Where else was I supposed to put it?
 
2014-02-24 08:57:47 PM
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The good news is he got all the ice cream he could eat!
 
2014-02-24 09:02:05 PM
Yeah!  Drunken shout out from NOLA. Where's my trolly?
 
2014-02-24 09:07:32 PM
Don't this make your brown eye blue?
 
2014-02-24 09:08:34 PM

TheGogmagog: Yeah!  Drunken shout out from NOLA. Where's my trolly?


Streetcars, son. We call them streetcars here.
 
2014-02-24 09:09:27 PM
Local anesthetic
 
2014-02-24 09:09:39 PM
Awkward location to do rails.
 
2014-02-24 09:17:54 PM
I blame Katrina. Haven't those people suffered enough? How much is left to milk?
 
2014-02-24 09:24:53 PM
Man, that is some sweet-ass coke!

Man, that is some sweet ass-coke!

/take your pick
 
2014-02-24 09:42:06 PM

mccallcl: Local anes assthetic


FTFY
 
2014-02-24 09:54:34 PM
New Orleans, when does it get it's own tag?
 
2014-02-24 10:01:35 PM
So he had Crack in his Crack...
 
2014-02-24 10:03:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: mccallcl: Local anusthetic

FTFY


FTFM
 
2014-02-24 10:04:12 PM
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2014-02-24 10:11:19 PM
Damn it Forrest you have fallen on hard times.
 
2014-02-24 10:12:40 PM

grimlock1972: Damn it Forrest you have fallen on hard times.


Nevermind

/that will teach me to read the damn article.
 
2014-02-24 11:20:05 PM
Maybe the bullet was made of cocaine?
 
2014-02-24 11:31:58 PM

Mr.Bobo: So he had Crack in his Crack...



"Yo,dawg..."
 
2014-02-25 12:02:05 AM

AndreMA: Doctor/patient confidentiality is apparently not important to this doctor.


Does HIPPA come into play concerning gunshots?
 
2014-02-25 12:15:08 AM

ReverendJynxed: AndreMA: Doctor/patient confidentiality is apparently not important to this doctor.

Does HIPPA come into play concerning gunshots?


Never make the mistake of shooting a HIPPA. They're massive beasts.
 
2014-02-25 12:16:16 AM
Forest Gump's true source of his billions.
 
2014-02-25 12:30:59 AM

farkingismybusiness: [media.screened.com image 850x531]
The good news is he got all the ice cream he could eat!



Unfortunately, the police get to keep that million dollars, not counting what the guy already lost on the coke.
 
2014-02-25 01:41:19 AM

Mazzic518: What an asshole doctor


Seriously.  Or maybe the guy copped a 'tude and pissed the doc off.  Still shouldn't have narced.
 
2014-02-25 02:16:38 AM
If it wasn't rock before, it is now.
 
2014-02-25 02:36:24 AM
What the hell is going on here?
 
2014-02-25 04:57:18 AM

farkingismybusiness: [media.screened.com image 850x531]
The good news is he got all the ice cream he could eat!


YOU....DELIVERED
 
2014-02-25 05:05:36 AM
It was probably shiatty coke anyways
 
2014-02-25 07:46:32 AM
The first of many bad butt days for him.
 
2014-02-25 08:27:43 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: At least he wasn't in New Mexico


I was just thinking, now New Mexico should be all like "We told you so!". Better not clench your cheeks in NW, they are justified now.
 
2014-02-25 09:14:29 AM

Nabb1: TheGogmagog: Yeah!  Drunken shout out from NOLA. Where's my trolly?

Streetcars, son. We call them streetcars here.


Bless his heart.
 
2014-02-25 09:15:53 AM

zimbomba63: New Orleans, when does it get it's own tag?


Right after your Mom gets hers.
 
2014-02-25 12:19:22 PM
This cocaine smells like shiat.
 
2014-02-25 01:10:03 PM

Deacon Blue: Mazzic518: What an asshole doctor

Seriously.  Or maybe the guy copped a 'tude and pissed the doc off.  Still shouldn't have narced.


It's a gunshot wound. Under State and Federal Laws, Doctors are mandatory reporters in that event, and it is not a violation of HIPAA to turn over evidence to the police that are part of the patient's belongings.
 
2014-02-25 01:19:46 PM

hardinparamedic: Deacon Blue: Mazzic518: What an asshole doctor

Seriously.  Or maybe the guy copped a 'tude and pissed the doc off.  Still shouldn't have narced.

It's a gunshot wound. Under State and Federal Laws, Doctors are mandatory reporters in that event, and it is not a violation of HIPAA to turn over evidence to the police that are part of the patient's belongings.


Dr is still a dick
 
2014-02-25 01:49:22 PM

Mazzic518: Dr is still a dick


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So you want the Doctor to commit a felony to hide your felony.

Yeah. He's the dick.
 
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