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(Sun Sentinel)   Teacher "may" be fired after two members of her kindergarten class were found "having sex" inside a classroom closet   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 162
    More: Asinine, kindergarten, teachers, Press of Atlantic City, bathrooms  
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2014-02-24 06:12:18 PM  
I'm not sure I get why the teacher would be fired or why there was an investigation in the first place. And then I realized it was Florida.
 
2014-02-24 06:18:06 PM  
I don't think we have the whole story
 
2014-02-24 06:45:54 PM  
jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com
The witness.
 
2014-02-24 07:00:17 PM  
Why is the teacher in trouble?
 
2014-02-24 07:13:43 PM  

exick: I'm not sure I get why the teacher would be fired or why there was an investigation in the first place. And then I realized it was Florida.


It's Florida, but you're still going to be a lot of "outrage" particularly if this greenlights.
 
2014-02-24 07:32:37 PM  
I was about to rip on subby for not linking to the actual article this article quotes. So I clicked the original article, and it's as poorly written as this one.

You win this time, subby. This time ...
 
NFA
2014-02-24 07:33:34 PM  

netizencain: I don't think we have the whole story


I agree, I think there must be more to the story.
 
2014-02-24 07:38:33 PM  
she's a scrapcoat
 
2014-02-24 07:42:32 PM  
Even the newscasters don't know what the fark the problem is on the teacher's side.

How wrong do you gotta be that Florida newscasters can see your mistake?
 
2014-02-24 07:42:42 PM  
1. It had something to do with sex (sort of), therefore instant outrage.
2. Important school officials must CYA.
3. Fire the teacher.
QED
 
2014-02-24 07:46:07 PM  
Great. 5-year-olds are getting more action than I am.
 
2014-02-24 07:46:40 PM  

whidbey: exick: I'm not sure I get why the teacher would be fired or why there was an investigation in the first place. And then I realized it was Florida.

It's Florida, but you're still going to be a lot of "outrage" particularly if this greenlights.


fark*ng New Jersey Township, FL.
 
2014-02-24 07:47:22 PM  
Yeah this totally has nothing to do with one of the kids finding their parents f*cking.
 
2014-02-24 07:49:20 PM  
Children are naturally experimental with their bodies at that age. This should not come as a shock to anyone.


grokca: [jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com image 150x150]
The witness.


They were in the bathroom making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
2014-02-24 07:53:22 PM  

fusillade762: They were in the bathroom making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.


sadhillnews.com
 
2014-02-24 07:55:40 PM  

grokca: The witness.


I don't know why this post made me laugh so hard.
 
2014-02-24 07:58:43 PM  
One kid and the other kid were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at--GODDAMMITSOMUCH
 
2014-02-24 08:01:38 PM  

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2014-02-24 08:20:03 PM  

grokca: [jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com image 150x150]
The witness.


Thank you for doing the work for us. :)
 
2014-02-24 08:38:26 PM  
Good way to make sure the next incident goes unreported by the teacher. The next teacher will most likely tell the kids that "we will keep this our little secret." Thus compounding the sense of confusion these kids most likely are already experiencing and ensuring no chance to grow and learn from this is achieved.
 
2014-02-24 08:44:40 PM  

TinyFist: whidbey: exick: I'm not sure I get why the teacher would be fired or why there was an investigation in the first place. And then I realized it was Florida.

It's Florida, but you're still going to be a lot of "outrage" particularly if this greenlights.

fark*ng New Jersey Township, FL.


Thank you.  Don't pin this on us.
 
2014-02-24 09:00:31 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Good way to make sure the next incident goes unreported by the teacher. The next teacher will most likely tell the kids that "we will keep this our little secret." Thus compounding the sense of confusion these kids most likely are already experiencing and ensuring no chance to grow and learn from this is achieved.


That's exactly what I thought. Some kids are naturally curious about such things and will explore on their own. The teacher caught them, stopped them, and reported the incident. Isn't that exactly what the teacher is supposed to do in such a situation?

If they're blaming the teacher because the kids sneaked off into the bathroom together in the first place, as anyone who has had to look after 1 child would know kids can be really sneaky. Now imagine having to keep tabs on 20 or more at once.

Firing the teacher isn't going to stop a situation like this from happening again, it's just going to make the next teacher who stumbles upon such a scene cover it up.

And I sure as hell hope they didn't over react in what they did to the kids themselves or they could seriously fark up the sexual health of those kids as adults.
 
2014-02-24 09:05:09 PM  

doglover: Why is the teacher in trouble?


Because she was the one operating the video camera.
 
2014-02-24 09:08:09 PM  
PressofAtlanticCity.com. Doesn't that tell you something? It's from the state of New Jersey. And a Florida agency is re-reporting it.
 
2014-02-24 09:08:46 PM  

Ghastly: That's exactly what I thought. Some kids are naturally curious about such things and will explore on their own. The teacher caught them, stopped them, and reported the incident. Isn't that exactly what the teacher is supposed to do in such a situation?


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2014-02-24 09:08:58 PM  

Atomic Spunk: doglover: Why is the teacher in trouble?

Because she was the one operating the video camera.


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/Obligatory
//on mobile
 
2014-02-24 09:09:10 PM  

Ghastly: Three Crooked Squirrels: Good way to make sure the next incident goes unreported by the teacher. The next teacher will most likely tell the kids that "we will keep this our little secret." Thus compounding the sense of confusion these kids most likely are already experiencing and ensuring no chance to grow and learn from this is achieved.

That's exactly what I thought. Some kids are naturally curious about such things and will explore on their own. The teacher caught them, stopped them, and reported the incident. Isn't that exactly what the teacher is supposed to do in such a situation?

If they're blaming the teacher because the kids sneaked off into the bathroom together in the first place, as anyone who has had to look after 1 child would know kids can be really sneaky. Now imagine having to keep tabs on 20 or more at once.

Firing the teacher isn't going to stop a situation like this from happening again, it's just going to make the next teacher who stumbles upon such a scene cover it up.

And I sure as hell hope they didn't over react in what they did to the kids themselves or they could seriously fark up the sexual health of those kids as adults.


So much this! ^^^
 
2014-02-24 09:09:19 PM  
This is what happens when you overcrowd classrooms and don't pay for teaching assistants any more.

Thanks Governor Christie!  (iz serious)
 
2014-02-24 09:12:33 PM  

doglover: Why is the teacher in trouble?


Florida is a right to work state. In sure on the surface, she was fired for "violating the students' privacy" or something relating to reporting the incident.

In reality, she could be fired for standing up to her principal in a meeting.

/this scenario has happened to me
//God I hated that job
 
2014-02-24 09:13:27 PM  

grokca: [jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com image 150x150]
The witness.


I see we're done earlier than usual.
 
2014-02-24 09:14:08 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com

Ouch.
 
2014-02-24 09:14:42 PM  
Atlantic City, New Jersey... Now part of Florida.  Should this be "honorary Florida" tag?
 
2014-02-24 09:18:21 PM  

grokca: [jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com image 150x150]
The witness.


fusillade762: Children are naturally experimental with their bodies at that age. This should not come as a shock to anyone.


grokca: [jamaicangold.files.wordpress.com image 150x150]
The witness.

They were in the bathroom making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.


And we're done here.  Well done, Farkers.
 
2014-02-24 09:19:34 PM  

netizencain: I don't think we have the whole story


I'd be checking her phone and her computer for video files named '2x5 = Hawt!'
 
2014-02-24 09:21:47 PM  
Of course the teacher is the one at fault. Pure little heavenly gifts of innocent snowflakes cannot every do such evil things like having sex even if they see the act all around them right?
 
2014-02-24 09:22:45 PM  

GuySaults: Atlantic City, New Jersey... Now part of Florida.  Should this be "honorary Florida" tag?


6/10 needs more dropping of mic and walking away.
 
2014-02-24 09:29:37 PM  
The teacher is in trouble for reporting it to the proper person (principal)right away. Her first instinct should have been to pretend nothing ever happened. That way the principle doesn't have to do anything and the school isn't in the newspaper. Deny deny deny. Lying is how you keep your job.
 
2014-02-24 09:30:42 PM  
How does a boy that small get it up?

He doesn't. These kids have no idea what sex is; they just took off their clothes then found themselves clueless as they observed anatomical differences. In my day parents called this 'playing doctor,'
 
2014-02-24 09:33:34 PM  
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2014-02-24 09:34:18 PM  

wumpus: The teacher is in trouble for reporting it to the proper person (principal)right away. Her first instinct should have been to pretend nothing ever happened. That way the principle doesn't have to do anything and the school isn't in the newspaper. Deny deny deny. Lying is how you keep your job.


Sadly, this is how it is these days. Administrators "Passing the trash" (aka moving known offenders around instead of firing them).

Our education is so farked it's not even funny anymore. It was never funny actually.

Just pathetic.
 
2014-02-24 09:34:19 PM  
Well, someone needs to be "held accountable;" we can't just have things happening under no account.
 
2014-02-24 09:34:24 PM  
Actually the other article that was mentioned in the linked article did have some more info.  The kids were under going MAPS testing and were coming and going from the classroom all day, so tracking them was different than a normal day.  And it seems the township council and everyone else is pissed because the teachers association isn't following their own disciplinary plan either.  She's being thrown under the bus to hide their lack of planning and keeping track of the little angels.
 
2014-02-24 09:35:07 PM  
Didn't Ron Jeremy used to substitute teach kindergartners?

Not saying. . .just saying.
 
2014-02-24 09:41:27 PM  

meintx2001: Actually the other article that was mentioned in the linked article did have some more info.  The kids were under going MAPS testing and were coming and going from the classroom all day, so tracking them was different than a normal day.  And it seems the township council and everyone else is pissed because the teachers association isn't following their own disciplinary plan either.  She's being thrown under the bus to hide their lack of planning and keeping track of the little angels.



/Agreed. Welcome to America, where it doesn't matter if you did something wrong or not, if public outry is enough, we will throw you to the wolves to placate them. Classy.
 
2014-02-24 09:43:44 PM  
Wait, so now Huffington Post is just Gawkeringregurgitating other sites' articles? Or have I just not been paying attention and this is the sort of thing they've been doing for a while....
 
2014-02-24 09:44:09 PM  

TinyFist: whidbey: exick: I'm not sure I get why the teacher would be fired or why there was an investigation in the first place. And then I realized it was Florida.

It's Florida, but you're still going to be a lot of "outrage" particularly if this greenlights.

fark*ng New Jersey Township, FL.


Try Mallica County, New Jersey. This didn't happen in Florida, the farking publication is in FL, for fark's sake.
 
2014-02-24 09:45:05 PM  
Hey kids you did it. You're the youngest members on the sex offenders registry.
 
2014-02-24 09:46:17 PM  
Autoplay video is annoying as shiat.
 
2014-02-24 09:47:19 PM  

Mensan: How does a boy that small get it up?

He doesn't. These kids have no idea what sex is; they just took off their clothes then found themselves clueless as they observed anatomical differences. In my day parents called this 'playing doctor,'


you clearly dont have kids
boys and girls masturbate day .... ffs, in the uterus they rub ....

http://www.babycenter.com/400_do-baby-boys-get-erections-3-months-do -b aby-boys-get-erectio_3710746_729.bc

I remember finding this while talking to a friend about his kids.
His daughter used to RUB against the corner of a chair. and get PISSED if you stopped her.
Wife went INSANE.
Talked to daughter about SOMETHINGS you do in private of your room, with door shut.
Next night, he caught her carrying a chair into her room and shutting the door.

I guess they could have BEATEN her until she stopped.
/CSB
 
2014-02-24 09:49:36 PM  
I'm no fan of teacher's unions for protecting the worthless, but this doesn't even fall into the orbit of that category.  Why would a teacher be fired for this?  It's like firing a teacher for a snow day.
 
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