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(KPHO Phoenix)   Child Protective Services caseworker fired for attempting to score some heroin on the clock, explains to police that "she was buying the drug as part of her CPS duties to investigate her clients"   (kpho.com) divider line 34
    More: Unlikely, CPS, Trent Crump, Phoenix Police Department, KPHO, social workers, heroin  
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2014-02-24 04:46:24 PM  
And she had to try it, too, just to be sure, right?
 
2014-02-24 04:46:34 PM  
bitchstolemyremote.com


/that's just how Raylan likes 'em.
 
2014-02-24 04:47:46 PM  
Please remember to clock out before buying your heroin.
 
2014-02-24 04:50:48 PM  
It's crazy what an addiction like that will make you do and say.
 
2014-02-24 04:51:25 PM  
You drop a bag of dope.  If they return it to you, then they're being honest and they get a 5% honesty bump  in their entitlements.  If they take the dope and sell it, they need more money so they get a 5% bump in their entitlements.  But if they take the dope and use it, then they gotta have a 10% bump in their entitlements cause they are on some serious stuff and you don't to to piss them off.
 
2014-02-24 04:52:16 PM  
CPS should be allowed... leeway... with substance laws.  Between the shiatty pay, high case loads, and insane parents, they deserve some chemically induced bliss.

/Shouldn't be heroin though
//Why yes my CPS friend is a sober saint
///Who has seen clients spank their children with knives
 
2014-02-24 04:56:01 PM  
kpho.images.worldnow.com

Rough, rough 35.
 
2014-02-24 04:58:10 PM  
This would be one of those "I invoke my Fifth Amendment right to remain silent" moments, but some people just don't know when to stop talking.
 
2014-02-24 04:59:53 PM  

AcademGreen: CPS should be allowed... leeway... with substance laws.  Between the shiatty pay, high case loads, and insane parents, they deserve some chemically induced bliss.

/Shouldn't be heroin though
//Why yes my CPS friend is a sober saint
///Who has seen clients spank their children with knives


My gf works for CPS.  She's very good at leaving work at work.  Having a few beers at night seems to help too.

/and lots of sexy time
 
2014-02-24 05:03:09 PM  

Raoul Eaton: This would be one of those "I invoke my Fifth Amendment right to remain silent" moments, but some people just don't know when to stop talking.


Or, "I plead the FIF!"
 
2014-02-24 05:05:25 PM  
Dumb dumb:  You are a terrible parent.  Wanna do some H?
 
2014-02-24 05:06:54 PM  

AcademGreen: CPS should be allowed... leeway... with substance laws.  Between the shiatty pay, high case loads, and insane parents, they deserve some chemically induced bliss.

/Shouldn't be heroin though
//Why yes my CPS friend is a sober saint
///Who has seen clients spank their children with knives


I came in here to say exactly this.

CPS is a job I could never, ever do.
 
2014-02-24 05:09:44 PM  
Coont Plain Stupid Services
 
2014-02-24 05:11:52 PM  
At least she knew where to get it from.  Not like that was any kind of surprise.
 
2014-02-24 05:13:53 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: You drop a bag of dope.  If they return it to you, then they're being honest and they get a 5% honesty bump  in their entitlements.  If they take the dope and sell it, they need more money so they get a 5% bump in their entitlements.  But if they take the dope and use it, then they gotta have a 10% bump in their entitlements cause they are on some serious stuff and you don't to to piss them off.


You realize of course that CPS has absolutely nothing to do with entitlements? I mean lets not let facts get in the way of some derp. Never stopped anyone before.
 
2014-02-24 05:14:23 PM  
"attempted" possession of a drug?

sheesh.
 
2014-02-24 05:18:17 PM  

davynelson: "attempted" possession of a drug?

sheesh.


Now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"
 
2014-02-24 05:23:52 PM  
And she pleads not guilty. Funny.
 
2014-02-24 05:24:01 PM  
A white CPS caseworker?

This article is full of shiat.
 
2014-02-24 05:29:17 PM  
ah the good ole days when you could write blow off on an expense report......
 
2014-02-24 05:39:47 PM  
kpho.images.worldnow.com

That's one convincing "not a heroin addict" face.

/CPS workers are the scum of the earth.
 
2014-02-24 05:41:44 PM  

AngryDragon: At least she knew where to get it from.  Not like that was any kind of surprise.


Obviously not. She asked the wrong client from the getgo.
 
2014-02-24 06:25:01 PM  

uyLee451: AngryDragon: At least she knew where to get it from.  Not like that was any kind of surprise.

Obviously not. She asked the wrong client from the getgo.


The client was smart to set the b*tch up and all of the social worker's decisions should be questioned, using this incident as a reason. .It is not beyond the norm for some of these people in 'positions of authority/power' to manipulate to score drugs or whatever else. Screwing with somebody's children is a powerful tool.

/knows many social workers777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777*-

//cat just walked on keyboard but I'll just leave this as is.
///clico tabby mix
 
2014-02-24 07:03:21 PM  
There are only so many saints in the world - and only so many saints want to work for CPS.

There is always an opening at CPS because even 99% of social workers wouldn't touch the job with a 10 foot pole. You need a masters degree to maybe bring home $20 an hour.
Job perks include going into peoples homes to investigate potentially hostile, violent people in the worst part of town. Seeing innocent babies suffering. Knowing your taking kids out of one terrible situation to put them in another one like foster care.

Most CPS workers burn out or develop mental health issues within 2 years. Then they are seen as villains by much of their community, there are no parades for CPS workers.

Always seemed like there should be a better way, it's a rotten job. I admire the good ones, I couldn't do it.
 
2014-02-24 07:51:41 PM  
The thing about CPS workers is that they're humans, just like parents. Some are good, some are bad.
 
2014-02-24 07:57:22 PM  
kpho.images.worldnow.com

And she nodded off during her mugshot.
 
2014-02-24 08:05:14 PM  
 
2014-02-24 08:41:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-24 09:13:00 PM  
Is she blind
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-24 09:46:15 PM  
Oh for the love of.......
Look here woman, just own up to the fact you are riding the white pony.
Grab your panties, pull them up to belt height and say "i'm on smack, and i'm not lookin back".
Own it, wear it like a banner, parade that shiat, make a statement.
 
2014-02-24 10:01:21 PM  
Was Dee Dee on the phone?
 
2014-02-24 10:01:58 PM  
I mean at home.
 
2014-02-25 10:42:16 AM  

Orgasmatron138: It's crazy what an addiction like that will make you do and say.


"Don't shiat where you eat" applies to a lot more than just picking up women.
 
2014-02-25 10:43:42 AM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: [kpho.images.worldnow.com image 318x360]

That's one convincing "not a heroin addict" face.

/CPS workers are the scum of the earth.


No they aren't. When my ex accused me of some pretty serious stuff and took my child away with an EPO the CPS worker that interviewed me was very sympathetic and helpful. The (female) judge was even better at laying the smack down on the lying biatch.
 
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