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2014-02-24 04:13:41 PM  
4 votes:
Memo to self.
Send a tractor trailer load of adult diapers to MSU.
2014-02-24 11:01:37 PM  
2 votes:

AngryDragon: Jesus tap dancing Christ.  Will you people grow a farking set already?


Remember, it's the gun owners that are the real pants-wetting cowards.

/or so the gun grabbers tell themselves whenever they need a fresh set of undies
2014-02-24 05:19:40 PM  
2 votes:
Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
2014-02-24 05:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
Said one scared individual " it was so surreal and scary! there were these people dressed like U.S soldiers and chanting U.S Soldiers drill songs" Then they all said the pledge of allegiance and said god bless america.

I thought I was going to die, so knocked the guy in fromt of me down and ran as hard as I could.
2014-02-24 04:45:18 PM  
1 vote:

Calmamity: Saners: Matthew Martin is full of bullshiat. There is no way the police responded with  m-16s and told your class to "get on the ground" when the whole ordeal lasted 16 minutes.

Yup. Isn't 22 minutes the minimum response time?

AngryDragon: It's the modern version of duck and cover.

Cower and Sh*t Yourself.  We're gonna need a new song.


oooh! I know who can write it!

images.huffingtonpost.com
2014-02-24 04:34:47 PM  
1 vote:

Egoy3k: Molavian: "It was frightening," Vaughn said. "But it was also surprising no one had panicked, and there was no crying or anything like that ... It's sad to me we live in a society where young people automatically know what to do."

Except that you have no idea of what to do other than cower and hope no one shoots you.

As opposed to?

What do you think would have happened in this exact incident had some cowboy decided to go after the 'gunman'? I'm guessing that the police who responded would have seen a guy holding a firearm in the vicinity of the 'attack' and shot him.


So it's okay for cops to shoot first and ask questions later?
2014-02-24 04:34:41 PM  
1 vote:
O fer FSM sake...


www.veteranstoday.com
2014-02-24 04:33:34 PM  
1 vote:

Calmamity: Saners: Matthew Martin is full of bullshiat. There is no way the police responded with  m-16s and told your class to "get on the ground" when the whole ordeal lasted 16 minutes.

Yup. Isn't 22 minutes the minimum response time?

AngryDragon: It's the modern version of duck and cover.

Cower and Sh*t Yourself.  We're gonna need a new song.


Duck and cower?

/Only one additional stroke needed
2014-02-24 04:29:56 PM  
1 vote:

Saners: Matthew Martin is full of bullshiat. There is no way the police responded with  m-16s and told your class to "get on the ground" when the whole ordeal lasted 16 minutes.


Yup. Isn't 22 minutes the minimum response time?

AngryDragon: It's the modern version of duck and cover.


Cower and Sh*t Yourself.  We're gonna need a new song.
2014-02-24 04:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
ARRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!
2014-02-24 04:22:03 PM  
1 vote:

Egoy3k: Molavian: "It was frightening," Vaughn said. "But it was also surprising no one had panicked, and there was no crying or anything like that ... It's sad to me we live in a society where young people automatically know what to do."

Except that you have no idea of what to do other than cower and hope no one shoots you.

As opposed to?

What do you think would have happened in this exact incident had some cowboy decided to go after the 'gunman'? I'm guessing that the police who responded would have seen a guy holding a firearm in the vicinity of the 'attack' and shot him.



Cowboys vs Soldiers???  We never played that one as kids.
2014-02-24 04:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
Cowards, we are a nation of friggin cowards now. Thanks libs.
2014-02-24 04:12:36 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus tap dancing Christ.  Will you people grow a farking set already?
 
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