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(Huffington Post)   Amidst all the confusion, rain, replays of last years' race, and Twitter hi-jinks involving Jimmy Johnson, it turns out that Dale Earnhardt, Jr. actually did win the Daytona 500   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 71
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2014-02-24 08:11:00 AM
Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.
 
2014-02-24 09:09:06 AM
It was pretty easy to tell it was a replay, what with Ms. Patrick running up front all day and shiat.
 
jde
2014-02-24 09:11:48 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.


Except it isn't. Junior's crew chief is moving to the NBC broadcast team after this season.
 
2014-02-24 09:15:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.


After last night, if other drivers don't start purposefully wrecking the 3, I'll be surprised.

/pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put him in the wall
 
2014-02-24 09:15:26 AM

jde: FirstNationalBastard: Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.

Except it isn't. Junior's crew chief is moving to the NBC broadcast team after this season.


Ah. Either way, feel good booking for Steve LeTarte's final season.
 
2014-02-24 10:07:08 AM

QueenMamaBee: FirstNationalBastard: Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.

After last night, if other drivers don't start purposefully wrecking the 3, I'll be surprised.

/pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put him in the wall


Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.
 
2014-02-24 10:23:25 AM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: QueenMamaBee: FirstNationalBastard: Saw a bit of post-race stuff last night while flipping through the channels...

Fox revealed the season's booking plans by telling us how it was Joonyur's final season with Hendrick and ZOMG HE WON.

So, I'm betting they book him to win the championship this year... Maybe fight it out with the #3 to pop ratings.

After last night, if other drivers don't start purposefully wrecking the 3, I'll be surprised.

/pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put him in the wall

Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.


I think Lil Bee would have caused less carnage --and he's 7. Dillon needs to avoid anything with more horsepower than a golf cart
 
2014-02-24 10:35:52 AM
.Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?
 
2014-02-24 10:41:07 AM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


No.
 
2014-02-24 10:45:41 AM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


No. When Dillon does it it's because he can't farking drive. I doubt any of that was caused by anything besides a dumbass behind the wheel. Better drivers can get away with it because they tend not to cause huge wrecks while getting someone out of the way.
 
jde
2014-02-24 10:45:52 AM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


To the fans butthurt about the #3 coming back, pretty much.
 
2014-02-24 11:06:40 AM

jde: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

To the fans butthurt about the #3 coming back, pretty much.


Don't have problem with the 3 so much as the evocative, pandering paint schemes.
 
2014-02-24 11:14:50 AM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


Yes.
 
2014-02-24 11:19:31 AM
Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.
 
2014-02-24 11:30:38 AM

jde: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

To the fans butthurt about the #3 coming back, pretty much.


I don't care what number is on the car, Dillon is an idiot.
 
2014-02-24 11:33:29 AM

jde: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

To the fans butthurt about the #3 coming back, pretty much.


I don't care what number he was driving I just got sick of him driving like a dumbass. Some people probably think that he disrespected the number or something but that makes no difference to me (I actually was so sick of hearing about the #3 coming back I was hoping he would wreck so they would hush).
 
2014-02-24 11:35:19 AM
My #3 tattoo is relevant again.
 
2014-02-24 11:43:19 AM

vladimpaler: Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.


You do realize he has over 20 wins and finishes top 15 regularly while Danica dLes well just to finish the race.
 
2014-02-24 11:51:58 AM
After last night, if other drivers don't start purposefully wrecking the 3, I'll be surprised.

/pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put him in the wall


Newman doesn't hide his feelings for rookie drivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZXWj1GGe2I  (confrontation with Logano)
 
2014-02-24 11:57:36 AM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


Theres a difference between rubbing and racing and what happened last night with Dillon.
 
2014-02-24 11:58:06 AM

steamingpile: vladimpaler: Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.

You do realize he has over 20 wins and finishes top 15 regularly while Danica dLes well just to finish the race.


You realize his production dropped as soon as NASCAR hired a competition director that actually knows how traction control works?
 
2014-02-24 11:58:08 AM

vladimpaler: Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.


I was amused that Darrell Waltrip wouldn't even answer the question about who would win a race between Richard Petty and Danica.  Waltrip isn't usually one to think before he speaks.
 
2014-02-24 12:00:48 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

Theres a difference between rubbing and racing and what happened last night with Dillon.


There's also a major difference between what a 7 time champion with 20 years experience can pull off and get away with as opposed to what someone withess than a dozen major league races can do.
 
2014-02-24 12:09:23 PM

MFAWG: steamingpile: vladimpaler: Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.

You do realize he has over 20 wins and finishes top 15 regularly while Danica dLes well just to finish the race.

You realize his production dropped as soon as NASCAR hired a competition director that actually knows how traction control works?


Still doesn't change the fact she's done less with a lot of backing.
 
2014-02-24 12:11:32 PM

p0nk: After last night, if other drivers don't start purposefully wrecking the 3, I'll be surprised.

/pleeeeeeeeeeeeease put him in the wall

Newman doesn't hide his feelings for rookie drivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZXWj1GGe2I  (confrontation with Logano)


That made me a bit of a Newman fan
 
2014-02-24 12:12:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

Theres a difference between rubbing and racing and what happened last night with Dillon.

There's also a major difference between what a 7 time champion with 20 years experience can pull off and get away with as opposed to what someone withess than a dozen major league races can do.


Nevermind the credentials. Dale Sr. pissed off plenty of people but usually ended up with a win out of the deal.  If you're just hanging on for control of the car with the tail wiggling and you run into someone's quarter panel and wreck them and 10 others, you're a terrible driver.  Nothing Dillon did last night was tactical at all.  He was involved in the start of at least 2 if not 3 wrecks last night.  He came in with a reputation and then pissed off a lot more people last night.  He will be lucky to get any breaks out there until he shows an ounce of class on the track.
 
2014-02-24 12:17:54 PM

vladimpaler: Well, one over-rated, over-hyped driver finally won a race.  Your move, Danica.


According to Wikipedia, lol:
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2014-02-24 12:22:45 PM

Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?


No
 
2014-02-24 12:24:32 PM
I'm not a Danica fan particularly, but let's be honest here. The girl is a wreck magnet - but she's usually NOT the cause of the trouble. She's just there when it happens and gets caught in it.

Happened last night...wasn't her wreck, she just got hit when the 43 bounced off the wall and spun across the track. Happened during the Duels, Stenhouse was the problem after she'd done a great job of missing the carnage of a Big One.

She's not the best race driver in the world. But then again...she's not the worst one either. She just has this thing with being in the right place when someone else gets stoopid.

After watching the 500 yesterday, I can say with conviction that Austin Dillon is a shiathead who was the proximal cause of at least three wrecks and the destruction of at least 12 cars.
 
2014-02-24 12:27:44 PM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: I don't care what number he was driving I just got sick of him driving like a dumbass. Some people probably think that he disrespected the number or something but that makes no difference to me (I actually was so sick of hearing about the #3 coming back I was hoping he would wreck so they would hush).


You got your wish. He wrecked everybody who got near him
 
2014-02-24 12:29:53 PM

mikaloyd: Guelph35: .Wild Eyed and Wicked: Dear Lord, Dillon drove like a farking idiot last night. I think Steven Wallace would have caused less carnage - and I hate baby Wallace. He needs a good ass whipping after that shiat show.

When Dale Earnhardt does it, it's cool because he's "Our Lord and Savior The Intimidator"
When Austin Dillon does it, it's not cool because he's not Dale Earnhardt

Sound about right?

No


The difference is that Senior picked his spots to bump someone out of his way (Terry Labonte at Bristol). Dillon just causes wrecks indiscriminately.
 
2014-02-24 12:47:33 PM

Mztlplx: The difference is that Senior picked his spots to bump someone out of his way (Terry Labonte at Bristol). Dillon just causes wrecks indiscriminately.


They are/were both dicks. Dale senior was a dick to win races. Dillon is a dick because affluenza. It remains to be seen whether dillon will be an enormous hypocrite like Dale was and complain bitterly when people spin his ass out of the way.
 
2014-02-24 12:48:02 PM
Dang 6:25 minute delay.  S'pose I can watch it when it's replayed Feb 28.
 
2014-02-24 12:49:09 PM
#3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.
 
2014-02-24 12:54:07 PM

relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.


All 4 in the top 13.

Got me 9th place in one leaguee, 1st place in the other.
 
2014-02-24 12:54:52 PM

relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.


Blah.... I'm in 35th :(
 
2014-02-24 12:58:15 PM
Glad to see Jr. won again.  Finally.
Nascar.com is gawdaweful terrible, front page wouldn't load last night (only a few styling graphics) and from what I've been told it's all a-la-carte these days.
Fark that, just give me the races.
 
2014-02-24 01:04:48 PM
had to turn off after he jr won.  they stayed with the in-car camera for like 5 minutes with nothing going on but showing his face.  there is other shiat going on you know, like the wreck on the last lap that you could show the replays of, or at least what those cars were up to in real time.  nope lets show jr .

i think if biffle or someone else would've won they still would've shown jr
 
2014-02-24 01:05:56 PM

Odd Bird: Glad to see Jr. won again.  Finally.
Nascar.com is gawdaweful terrible, front page wouldn't load last night (only a few styling graphics) and from what I've been told it's all a-la-carte these days.
Fark that, just give me the races.


Remember the bad old days when websites were easily navigated and didnt have amazing high bandwidth graphics and there werent 300 javascripts running on every page linking to every farking social media site in the world? I miss those days
 
2014-02-24 01:24:30 PM

Mztlplx: I'm not a Danica fan particularly, but let's be honest here. The girl is a wreck magnet - but she's usually NOT the cause of the trouble. She's just there when it happens and gets caught in it.

Happened last night...wasn't her wreck, she just got hit when the 43 bounced off the wall and spun across the track. Happened during the Duels, Stenhouse was the problem after she'd done a great job of missing the carnage of a Big One.

She's not the best race driver in the world. But then again...she's not the worst one either. She just has this thing with being in the right place when someone else gets stoopid.

After watching the 500 yesterday, I can say with conviction that Austin Dillon is a shiathead who was the proximal cause of at least three wrecks and the destruction of at least 12 cars.


Part of being a wreck magnet is regularly being back towards the back of the pack with drivers who ping pong off of everything.
 
2014-02-24 01:28:42 PM
Hat Boy causes 3 wrecks. Way to earn respect Dillon.
 
2014-02-24 01:40:17 PM

QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.

Blah.... I'm in 35th :(


I thought you had Dale Jr as your A list driver?
 
2014-02-24 01:42:24 PM

BSABSVR: Mztlplx: I'm not a Danica fan particularly, but let's be honest here. The girl is a wreck magnet - but she's usually NOT the cause of the trouble. She's just there when it happens and gets caught in it.

Happened last night...wasn't her wreck, she just got hit when the 43 bounced off the wall and spun across the track. Happened during the Duels, Stenhouse was the problem after she'd done a great job of missing the carnage of a Big One.

She's not the best race driver in the world. But then again...she's not the worst one either. She just has this thing with being in the right place when someone else gets stoopid.

After watching the 500 yesterday, I can say with conviction that Austin Dillon is a shiathead who was the proximal cause of at least three wrecks and the destruction of at least 12 cars.

Part of being a wreck magnet is regularly being back towards the back of the pack with drivers who ping pong off of everything.


I will give you that. She runs mid-pack, and that's where the trouble usually is. With the equipment and money behind her, she should be doing better. She's just not a great driver...but she's not the worst out there either.

The results are usually not her fault.
 
2014-02-24 01:42:51 PM

smerfnablin: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.

Blah.... I'm in 35th :(

I thought you had Dale Jr as your A list driver?


Nope, not me. I had Harvick, with KuBu benched. I'm not really sure why I picked KuBu.
 
2014-02-24 01:56:07 PM
I didn't do too bad. 16th in one league and 5th in the other.
 
2014-02-24 02:04:23 PM

QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.

Blah.... I'm in 35th :(

I thought you had Dale Jr as your A list driver?

Nope, not me. I had Harvick, with KuBu benched. I'm not really sure why I picked KuBu.


I had Harvick too. He was my low placer...also had Keselowski, Hamlin and Idiotboy/Unwanted Cowboy Hatted Stepchild.
 
2014-02-24 02:08:49 PM

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: QueenMamaBee: relaxitsjustme: #3 drove like a shiathead.  He will get a little leeway because of who he's related to but if he keeps driving like that the other drivers will clamp down on him.
 //In stuff nobody cares about but me.  I had 3 out of 4 of my Fark Fantasy drivers finish in the top 11 or better and I still barely cracked the top 25.

Blah.... I'm in 35th :(

I thought you had Dale Jr as your A list driver?

Nope, not me. I had Harvick, with KuBu benched. I'm not really sure why I picked KuBu.

I had Harvick too. He was my low placer...also had Keselowski, Hamlin and Idiotboy/Unwanted Cowboy Hatted Stepchild.


I had Harvick, Hamlin, McMary and Mikey... just for the fun of it.
 
2014-02-24 02:09:01 PM

Mztlplx: I'm not a Danica fan particularly, but let's be honest here. The girl is a wreck magnet - but she's usually NOT the cause of the trouble. She's just there when it happens and gets caught in it.

Happened last night...wasn't her wreck, she just got hit when the 43 bounced off the wall and spun across the track. Happened during the Duels, Stenhouse was the problem after she'd done a great job of missing the carnage of a Big One.

She's not the best race driver in the world. But then again...she's not the worst one either. She just has this thing with being in the right place when someone else gets stoopid.

After watching the 500 yesterday, I can say with conviction that Austin Dillon is a shiathead who was the proximal cause of at least three wrecks and the destruction of at least 12 cars.


Her age and so called experience does make her the worst driver, and usually she's out of position which is why bad luck follows her around.
 
2014-02-24 02:30:14 PM

steamingpile: Mztlplx: I'm not a Danica fan particularly, but let's be honest here. The girl is a wreck magnet - but she's usually NOT the cause of the trouble. She's just there when it happens and gets caught in it.

Happened last night...wasn't her wreck, she just got hit when the 43 bounced off the wall and spun across the track. Happened during the Duels, Stenhouse was the problem after she'd done a great job of missing the carnage of a Big One.

She's not the best race driver in the world. But then again...she's not the worst one either. She just has this thing with being in the right place when someone else gets stoopid.

After watching the 500 yesterday, I can say with conviction that Austin Dillon is a shiathead who was the proximal cause of at least three wrecks and the destruction of at least 12 cars.

Her age and so called experience does make her the worst driver, and usually she's out of position which is why bad luck follows her around.


Disagree. That title belongs to Idiotboy Dillon. Don't care if he won a NNS championship - the crap he pulled last night just shows how NOT ready he is for Cup. Danica just underperforms.

I put her in the same class as drivers like Ambrose and Almirola and Allmendinger. They just should be better..but aren't.
 
2014-02-24 02:39:10 PM

Mztlplx: I put her in the same class as drivers like Ambrose and Almirola and Allmendinger. They just should be better..but aren't.


All of whom have NASCAR wins...except her.  You can say they've been in NASCAR longer, but by this time in their NASCAR tenure, each of them had at least one win either in NW or Sprint.
 
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