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(People Magazine)   After host Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired faster than an awkward two-step, Dancing With The Stars hires Fox Sports' (and Season 10 contestant) Erin Andrews as new co-host for their upcoming 18th season   (people.com) divider line 84
    More: Followup, Fox Sports, Colorado, David Charvet, dwts  
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2014-02-24 09:35:11 AM  
It's about time Erin gave up her efforts to be taken seriously.
 
2014-02-24 09:45:25 AM  
Fired fast means getting fired after 18 seasons?
 
2014-02-24 09:46:53 AM  
Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-24 09:53:09 AM  
Only if she's sitting there naked will I consider watching the show.
/Renaissance man
 
2014-02-24 09:54:30 AM  
And no shiats were given.
 
2014-02-24 09:55:36 AM  

Mister Buttons: Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[img.fark.net image 320x240]


Or even Need for Speed Underground 2.
 
2014-02-24 09:56:49 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: And no shiats were given.


Not even any pisses. Not even one squirt.
 
2014-02-24 09:57:49 AM  
Erin Andrews' voice is like a cheese grater on my central nervous system.
 
2014-02-24 10:00:11 AM  
18 farking seasons? This country is surely farked.
 
2014-02-24 10:00:42 AM  

Mister Buttons: Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.


I do remember. That show was my first and only cable TV fap material as a teen. I will always have a place in my heart for Jules Asner.
 
2014-02-24 10:02:55 AM  

Mister Buttons: Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?


As I recall it was your standard bikini tease-fest that always reminded me to go to the interwebs to look at real porn.
 
2014-02-24 10:05:29 AM  
So, some backroom BJs then?
 
2014-02-24 10:06:59 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: And no shiats were given.


This
 
2014-02-24 10:06:59 AM  

deanis: 18 farking seasons? This country is surely farked.


That's nine years. A spring and fall season every year.
 
2014-02-24 10:07:01 AM  
I see what the issue is, Brookes warranty period ran out, so they traded her in for a new model
 
2014-02-24 10:09:24 AM  
Bring back Samantha Harris, that girl is hot.
 
2014-02-24 10:11:12 AM  
All this Erin Andrews hate. I don't get it. I like her
 
2014-02-24 10:14:03 AM  

ChrisDe: deanis: 18 farking seasons? This country is surely farked.

That's nine years. A spring and fall season every year.


My sentiment remains unchanged.
 
2014-02-24 10:14:41 AM  

ChrisDe: deanis: 18 farking seasons? This country is surely farked.

That's nine years. A spring and fall season every year.


Thanks. I've only watched it once when Heather Mills was on and I was hoping to see her leg fly off into the audience. It didn't seem right that it had been on since 1996.
 
2014-02-24 10:18:03 AM  
I really can't figure out what age demographic they are trying to target here.
 
2014-02-24 10:21:02 AM  

ChrisDe: That's nine years. A spring and fall season every year.


Thanks for explaining.  I was feeling very old for a minute there.  Hold on... okay, it's not working -- I'm still feeling old.
 
2014-02-24 10:22:13 AM  

Mister Buttons: Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[img.fark.net image 320x240]


Hell, I discovered Brooke Burke.  She was nobody until I started fapping to her.
 
2014-02-24 10:22:23 AM  
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2014-02-24 10:23:15 AM  
Must be Erin's stellar acting in those probiotic commercials.

/more wooden than a forest
 
2014-02-24 10:28:22 AM  
The unemployed babe can come live with me.  The wife won't like it, but, she's the one who's always saying we should help people out.  "You poor girl, with nothing but rags to wear.  Take those off, and put this lingerie I bought you on.  I selected several colors, as I didn't know what would look best on you, so try all of them on.  No, that's OK, you can change in front of me, I won't be offended."  I never knew charitable work could be so rewarding.
 
2014-02-24 10:29:12 AM  
Not bad.
www.celebritiestweets.com
 
2014-02-24 10:30:51 AM  
press box hot
An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=press%20box%20hot&def id =2249000">
 
2014-02-24 10:32:22 AM  

ccc1138: press box hot
An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=press%20box%20hot&def id =2249000">


any port in the storm...
 
2014-02-24 10:39:33 AM  

AbiNormal: Not bad.
[www.celebritiestweets.com image 200x400]


Those don't look manufactured at all.
 
2014-02-24 10:40:07 AM  
Hey, I knew 15 years ago Suzy Kolber wasn't all that hot, and probably likes women as much as me; but that didn't stop me from becoming infatuated over the enthusiasm she used saying things like "Langenbrunner buries it" or "Sakic lights the lamp"
 
2014-02-24 10:43:26 AM  

PowerSlacker: It's about time Erin gave up her efforts to be taken seriously.


No kidding. "I'm a serious sports anchor you guys, totally serious. Take me seriously. Here's an Instagram pic of me in a bikini. Why won't you make me a SportsCenter anchor? I'm a totally serious sports anchor."
 
2014-02-24 10:46:06 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-24 10:47:49 AM  

Mell of a Hess: AbiNormal: Not bad.
[www.celebritiestweets.com image 200x400]

Those don't look manufactured at all.


I couldn't care less. I'd still play with them if she let me.
 
2014-02-24 10:48:12 AM  
I preferred Jules to Brooke, though that's simply my opinion.
 
2014-02-24 10:48:19 AM  

AbiNormal: Not bad.
[www.celebritiestweets.com image 200x400]


I don't want to ruin anything but that's not her. That's the chick who used to host all of the NOPI stuff on Speed network. I'm guessing you could tineye the pic for her name.
 
2014-02-24 10:51:49 AM  

AbiNormal: Not bad.
[www.celebritiestweets.com image 200x400]


Agreed, not bad. Unfortunately, this is Charity Hodges. Regardless of what GIS is implying.
Link here: http://www.iceposter.com/posters/Charity_Hodges/G247211_Charity_Hodge s _Poster.html
 
2014-02-24 11:00:44 AM  

AbiNormal: Mell of a Hess: AbiNormal: Not bad.
[www.celebritiestweets.com image 200x400]

Those don't look manufactured at all.

I couldn't care less. I'd still play with them if she let me.


They might break.
 
2014-02-24 11:03:48 AM  
If I recall Erin was featured in some 'dancing' videos a few short years ago... sure she was naked and was filmed through the peep-hole of her motel room door... but as I recall she's a pretty good dancer.
 
2014-02-24 11:05:24 AM  
Traded one pair of bolt-ons for another.
 
2014-02-24 11:11:14 AM  

The Muthaship: Erin Andrews' voice is like a cheese grater on my central nervous system.


I hate it SOOOOO MUCH.

She has that ignorant, underinformed yet overopinionated soccer mom inflection in her bones.
 
2014-02-24 11:13:38 AM  
Tom Bergeron still there?

Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno still there?

Dramatic Voice Annoucer still there?

Band and backup singers (with Emily Deschanel/Jennifer Morrison lookalike) still there?

Then what's the issue?
 
2014-02-24 11:13:51 AM  

Elroydb: All this Erin Andrews hate. I don't get it. I like her


She had the bad fortune to have some creepazoid film through her keyhole and post it online.  Now that every Net dweeb has seen the goods they feel comfortable coming down on her.
 
2014-02-24 11:21:55 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Tom Bergeron still there?

Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno still there?

Dramatic Voice Annoucer still there?

Band and backup singers (with Emily Deschanel/Jennifer Morrison lookalike) still there?

Then what's the issue?


FTFY
 
2014-02-24 11:23:01 AM  
 
2014-02-24 11:25:41 AM  

DubyaHater: Only if she's sitting there naked will I consider watching the show.
/Renaissance man


Well the Argentinian Version of the show (Google it but be warned, HIGHLY NSFW) has some interesting and innovative idea that the US show could adopt to inject a little life into the proceedings
 
2014-02-24 11:30:52 AM  

Mister Buttons: Remember when "Wild on" was a decent show to watch when you needed to fap as a horny teenager, before Tara Reid turned it into sloppy drunk whore-o-vision?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[img.fark.net image 320x240]


I do, I do.

Damn kids these days with their billions of porn vids on demand for free.

I still hold a special place in my heart for Brooke Burke. She is also one of the best comebacks for "yuck, fake boobies are gwoss".
 
2014-02-24 11:32:36 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Elroydb: All this Erin Andrews hate. I don't get it. I like her

She had the bad fortune to have some creepazoid film through her keyhole and post it online.  Now that every Net dweeb has seen the goods they feel comfortable coming down on her.


It's kind of the other way around.  It's the only reason any non-sports fans have even heard of her.  Unfortunately it's her claim to fame.  I still don't have an opinion on her though.  Looks aside, she can't be much worse at her job than Burke.  10 years of TV hosting and still as stiff as Amazon cardboard.

/stopped watching "DWTS" after season 1
/because it was clear it was fixed
/O'Hurley wuz robbed
 
2014-02-24 11:57:08 AM  

Magorn: Well the Argentinian Version of the show (Google it but be warned, HIGHLY NSFW) has some interesting and innovative idea that the US show could adopt to inject a little life into the proceedings


DAMN! What dance is it when you and your partner are lying naked on the floor and you have both titties in a vise like grip and are sucking on them, the Tango or the Merengue, because that's what my GIS kicked back? Kind of looks like it might be Bob Seger's Horizontal Bop to me.
 
2014-02-24 11:59:50 AM  

bkosh84: OtherLittleGuy: Tom Bergeron still there?

Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno still there?

Dramatic Voice Annoucer still there?

Band and backup singers (with Emily Deschanel/Jennifer Morrison lookalike) still there?

Then what's the issue?

FTFY


static.wetpaint.me

/Beverley Staunton

userserve-ak.last.fm

/you were saying?
 
2014-02-24 12:09:39 PM  

OscarTamerz: Magorn: Well the Argentinian Version of the show (Google it but be warned, HIGHLY NSFW) has some interesting and innovative idea that the US show could adopt to inject a little life into the proceedings

DAMN! What dance is it when you and your partner are lying naked on the floor and you have both titties in a vise like grip and are sucking on them, the Tango or the Merengue, because that's what my GIS kicked back? Kind of looks like it might be Bob Seger's Horizontal Bop to me.


That's the "striptease" night...yes the really have one, and yes most routines are things that would be illegal even at the clubs in Vegas (Look for the one where the guy does a "lift" of a basically naked girl while her thighs straddle his face)
 
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