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(Slate)   Figure skating's most watchable, enjoyable moments involve the fake nudity viewers see   (slate.com) divider line 29
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2014-02-24 08:54:48 AM  
That's some hard-hitting journalism right there.

That's the naked truth.
All the nudes in briefs.
 
2014-02-24 09:31:56 AM  
Sure. It's that and not the crotch shots
 
2014-02-24 09:34:53 AM  
and this
s1.ibtimes.com

I'd watch her any day
 
2014-02-24 10:05:49 AM  
distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com

Take that, Putin.
 
2014-02-24 10:10:28 AM  

ChrisDe: Take that, Putin.


Omg, his commentary, fabulous.

/not even joking he might be my favorite commentator now
 
2014-02-24 10:13:01 AM  
Pron.

- no skates (for the most part)
- no fake nudity
- easy to find with a couple taps on keyboard

winwinwin
 
2014-02-24 10:14:52 AM  
No shiat
 
2014-02-24 10:21:05 AM  
Are the Katarina Witt thong costumes from days gone by still banned?
 
2014-02-24 10:22:01 AM  
I will admit, the Italian female skater's mini-malfunction with her bloomers in the team program was mesmerizing.

)3-8  Dat Ass
 
2014-02-24 10:42:31 AM  
Nude figure skaters?

Well? We're waiting...
 
2014-02-24 10:43:41 AM  
was that an article to say that ice skaters wear nude colored panty hose?  was that a mystery?

/ and, since it was not a mystery, those are the pictures they chose to elucidate that point?
 
2014-02-24 10:56:14 AM  

pute kisses like a man: was that an article to say that ice skaters wear nude colored panty hose?  was that a mystery?

/ and, since it was not a mystery, those are the pictures they chose to elucidate that point?


maybe NBC should have run a segment on the long, long journey of bravery and crying that finally led to ice skaters wearing flesh colored stockings and gloves.
 
2014-02-24 10:58:04 AM  
This is why black people can't figure skate
 
2014-02-24 11:38:52 AM  

Lost Thought 00: This is why black people can't figure skate


You are the king of DNRTFA-land.

www.slate.com
 
2014-02-24 11:47:15 AM  

skrame: Lost Thought 00: This is why black people can't figure skate

You are the king of DNRTFA-land.

[www.slate.com image 590x421]


Someone needs to photoshop Vinnie Mac's head onto her and ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED? that biatch.
 
2014-02-24 12:18:17 PM  
 
2014-02-24 12:26:19 PM  

skrame: Lost Thought 00: This is why black people can't figure skate

You are the king of DNRTFA-land.

[www.slate.com image 590x421]


Speaking of which: did P.K. Subban play even a minute of hockey for Canada during the Olympics? I saw him get a medal, but I don't remember ever seeing him on the ice.
 
2014-02-24 12:44:07 PM  
And fake birthing!  Or pooping - can't tell...
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-24 01:58:05 PM  
www.memegene.net
 
2014-02-24 02:11:51 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of which: did P.K. Subban play even a minute of hockey for Canada during the Olympics? I saw him get a medal, but I don't remember ever seeing him on the ice.


He played against Austria or Norway. One of the easier round robin games.
 
2014-02-24 02:29:52 PM  

Ishkur: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of which: did P.K. Subban play even a minute of hockey for Canada during the Olympics? I saw him get a medal, but I don't remember ever seeing him on the ice.

He played against Austria or Norway. One of the easier round robin games.


Ah. Thanks. I did miss one or two of the early games that Canada played.
 
2014-02-24 03:54:09 PM  
I like the fact that there's hockey talk in a figure-skating thread. Kind of validates my ethos. :)
 
2014-02-24 03:58:04 PM  
I am somewhat disappointed at the lack of images here showing the best instances of this "fake nudity"...
 
2014-02-24 04:14:39 PM  
Want to spice it up? Naked skating emulating porn moves. That's the ticket.
 
2014-02-24 05:27:31 PM  
Katarina Witt, that is all
 
2014-02-24 06:19:32 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I like the fact that there's hockey talk in a figure-skating thread. Kind of validates my ethos. :)


You sound fat Canadian
 
2014-02-24 07:37:48 PM  

theinsultabot9000: HaywoodJablonski: I like the fact that there's hockey talk in a figure-skating thread. Kind of validates my ethos. :)

You sound fat Canadian


The opposite! American, so figure-skating and hockey are very tough to distinguish from one another
 
2014-02-24 10:41:59 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Clothed skating pron?
 
2014-02-25 10:21:47 AM  

tagkc: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x589]

Clothed skating pron?


Yes.  Softcore romance porn.  It's the sports illustrated swimsuit edition for lonely housewives.
 
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