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(AsiaOne)   Giant mango just a pawn in game of life   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, Australians, mangoes, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, heavy machinery  
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5501 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Feb 2014 at 7:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-24 07:42:26 AM  
6 votes:
I bet the Kiwis did this.
2014-02-24 09:57:20 AM  
3 votes:
2014-02-24 08:29:09 AM  
3 votes:
2014-02-24 07:55:00 AM  
3 votes:
Some guy on Twitter found the fruit. It was juicy but also had that strangely pungent odour of furry mango.
2014-02-24 07:52:28 AM  
3 votes:
2014-02-24 10:23:24 AM  
2 votes:
"It looks like it was sort of two o'clock this morning-type thing. There was ... some heavy equipment and it looks like they've taken the mango,"
2014-02-24 09:18:12 AM  
2 votes:
2014-02-24 09:15:56 AM  
2 votes:

The culprit?
2014-02-24 08:42:45 AM  
2 votes:

Yup, it's definitely not there... looks like they also got away with the sign and the guy staring at it.
2014-02-24 07:41:22 AM  
2 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Did they come in as Candygram deliverymen?

Yes. The difficult part was inventing it.
2014-02-24 12:32:07 PM  
1 vote:

Literally Addicted: Was the heist committed by Gru?

2014-02-24 09:05:07 AM  
1 vote:
And they say that now in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
2014-02-24 08:55:12 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe someone just set up a S.E.P.?
2014-02-24 07:52:51 AM  
1 vote:
Just wait until they get it back to the lair and they crank up the giant smoothie machine.

"Oy!  Bruce, this here mango aint got the mango inners, mate!

"OH, the dingo's gone dancin' fer certain, Bruce!

"Wot are we gonna do with a giant mango that aint got no mango inners, Bruce?"

"I know!  Let's take it up on Whattamacolliebumnoggin Hill and if the people of Scagachadugwithutmudinside don' pay up, we'll roll it down on them, Bruce.

"Great idea, Bruce."

"Thanks Bruce."
2014-02-24 07:49:06 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-24 07:46:15 AM  
1 vote:
Mango....Mongol! People, wake up to your new negro sheriff!!

Everyone asleep still!?!
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