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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   Republican lawmakers upset with University of Tennessee's Sex Week propose Anti-Sex Week bill. That'll teach 'em   (timesfreepress.com) divider line 195
    More: Stupid, University of Tennessee, UTC, Tennessee General Assembly, lawmakers, intellectual honesty, student leader, Ron Gardenhire  
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2014-02-23 08:25:06 PM  
The libidos of drunken college students don't stand a chance in the face of the awesome power of this legislative initiative
 
2014-02-23 08:36:37 PM  
Republican lawmakers upset? Must be a day ending with a Y.
 
2014-02-23 08:39:28 PM  
So, keeping students off the quad and limiting their activities so that they will spend more time in the dorms is going to keep them from schtupping exactly how? It's a punative measure to show to show the University that even if they don't use public funds, that they simply acknowledge that sex occurs, and more importantly, is done with safety and awareness, that they can just kiss of public speakers, or they can just have speakers for the popular clubs and organizations. That "compromise" might backfire, if the campus organizes effectively, and it would be sort of funny to see interest in groups gain momentum, and thus take larger and larger slices of activity fees, and leaving organizations that otherwise see an even distribution get shafted.

It's a laser like focus on jobs, there Congresscritters. Laser like focus on what consenting adults do with their time, and with their own damn money. Very free market of them...

Listen not at keyholes, lest ye be vexxed. Or in this case, maybe pay less attention to what other people are doing in their own damn free time, with their own damn money...
 
2014-02-23 08:40:01 PM  
UT is having a Sex Week?  Do they need any volunteers?

GET IT?!?!?!

I don't either, maybe I should ease up on the cologne.
 
2014-02-23 08:50:41 PM  
I guess that we need a better translation for their outrage...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-23 09:00:33 PM  
Federal Government: "You are required to enforce Title IX and the VAWA, and every single student must have training on sexual assault".
Colleges: "Ok, let's have a discussion about..."
Local Idiots: "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SEX!!"
 
2014-02-23 09:06:48 PM  
It worked so well for the Shakers.
 
2014-02-23 09:06:53 PM  
Party of small government, Ladies and Gentlemen

/you can tell by all the small minds
 
2014-02-23 09:28:45 PM  
"I'm sorry if UTC's students feel the impact on it," said Sen. Todd Gardenhire, R-Chattanooga, an anti-Sex Week legislator.

You're not sorry, you festering shiat gobbler.
 
2014-02-23 09:35:06 PM  
FTFA: UT administrators have been careful with their words though generally airing on the side that promotes free speech and a culture of diversity.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFLAPPER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?


Also, while I'm here, also from FTFA: "I'm sorry if UTC's students feel the impact on it," said Sen. Todd Gardenhire, R-Chattanooga, an anti-Sex Week legislator. "But they need to focus on where the cause of this is."

Yeah, the cause is you and your little Republican buddies. Because you apparently hate it when people have open discussions about things that are a normal and healthy part of life. Jesus Christ, this guy's an asshole.
 
2014-02-23 09:46:04 PM  

what_now: VAWA,


The VAWA
The VAWA monologues.

The VAWA Manpologies.

How aboout a law where you shouldn't hurt other people, regardless of gender?

Bring us shelters for all people, not just the plumbing du jour.

Coont we all just get along?
 
2014-02-23 09:52:28 PM  
vudukungfu: Coont we all just get along?

You did NOT just say that.
 
2014-02-23 10:03:47 PM  
Goddamned moral police have ruined the Republican party.
 
2014-02-23 10:10:43 PM  

vudukungfu: what_now: VAWA,

The VAWA
The VAWA monologues.

The VAWA Manpologies.

How aboout a law where you shouldn't hurt other people, regardless of gender?

Bring us shelters for all people, not just the plumbing du jour.

Coont we all just get along?




You know how I know you have no idea what you're talking about?

That's the name. The name only. The original bill made domestic violence a crime, the new bill has a specific provision all genders and for other situations including prison rape, violence against gay men and women, and illegal immigrants.

It's still a catchy name, but it's been updated to include more than just domestic violence.
 
2014-02-23 10:12:54 PM  

what_now: it's been updated to include more than


Women?

No, it's still called VAWA
 
2014-02-23 10:16:49 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamned moral police have ruined the Republican party.


Barry Goldwater warned 'em.
 
2014-02-23 10:29:44 PM  
Needlessly Complicated: You did NOT just say that.

unwad thine pantaloons, fair maiden, and permit me to explainest to thou.

There are laws upon our lands to contravene in the unlicensed permissiveness of torts upon souls.

These laws pertain not to the divided balance of gender but to the harmonious living of all inhabitants of our shire.

It wouldst seem redundant to include within our charter an act the would exclude one gender and provoke another.

It would seem a dagger to the hearts of the most chivalrous of men to include them blindly into the masses of perpetrators of acts of unkindness towards women of virtue or omen of comfort.

Let us not accuse those who would defend or teach defense those who would be victimized by employing words that would cause them to be case within the shadow of suspicion.
 
2014-02-23 10:36:42 PM  
No wonder he's so mad.

media.timesfreepress.com

You think he's getting any play with a wig like that? I mean, come on. It's like he's wearing the photoshop crop tool there. Who's he fooling?

And those glasses. And where have I seen that jaw befo-

Oh shiat...

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-23 10:43:19 PM  

vudukungfu: what_now: it's been updated to include more than

Women?

No, it's still called VAWA




Jesus Christ.
 
2014-02-23 10:48:52 PM  

what_now: Federal Government: "You are required to enforce Title IX and the VAWA, and every single student must have training on sexual assault".
Colleges: "Ok, let's have a discussion about..."
Local Idiots: "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SEX!!"


When did the GOP ever care about the law??
LOL
 
2014-02-23 10:49:53 PM  
Isn't Sex Week pretty much every week in college?
 
2014-02-23 10:51:20 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamned moral police have ruined the Republican party.


The Republican Party officially ended in 1980 when the "moral majority" came to power and the neoconservatives realized they could win elections by pandering to "family values" voters who would willingly vote against their own economic interests in order to fark over women/minorities.
 
2014-02-23 10:52:37 PM  
The party of small government at work.
 
2014-02-23 10:52:48 PM  
Shouldn't they just let the free market decide?
 
2014-02-23 10:53:01 PM  
How dare college students have sex! That never happened when I was in school!
 
2014-02-23 10:55:11 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamned moral police have ruined the Republican party.

The Republican Party officially ended in 1980 when the "moral majority" came to power and the neoconservatives realized they could win elections by pandering to "family values" voters who would willingly vote against their own economic interests in order to fark over women/minorities.


This.
 
2014-02-23 10:56:20 PM  

stoli n coke: Isn't Sex Week pretty much every week in college?


Not at engineering schools.
 
2014-02-23 10:57:00 PM  
Sen. Todd Gardenhire, R-etard-Chattanooga, an anti-Sex Week legislator. "But they need to focus on where the cause of this is."

Yes your tight little sphincter.
 
2014-02-23 10:58:25 PM  
if antisex and sex meets, will it release a giant orgasm?
 
2014-02-23 10:59:20 PM  
If sex creates unwanted prgnancy, does anti-sex terminate them?

If so, they should probably do sex week first.
 
2014-02-23 10:59:23 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: How dare college students have sex! That never happened when I was in school!


Not to me, anyway:(
 
2014-02-23 10:59:36 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: How dare college students have sex! That never happened when I was in school!


Engineering, right? Me too!
 
2014-02-23 11:00:26 PM  
Anti-Sex Week bill would affect UTC, too

Wow, affecting time zones that aren't even on this continent is a bit of an overreach for the Tennessee legislature, don't you think?
 
2014-02-23 11:00:40 PM  

what_now: vudukungfu: what_now: VAWA,

The VAWA
The VAWA monologues.

The VAWA Manpologies.

How aboout a law where you shouldn't hurt other people, regardless of gender?

Bring us shelters for all people, not just the plumbing du jour.

Coont we all just get along?

You know how I know you have no idea what you're talking about?

That's the name. The name only. The original bill made domestic violence a crime, the new bill has a specific provision all genders and for other situations including prison rape, violence against gay men and women, and illegal immigrants.

It's still a catchy name, but it's been updated to include more than just domestic violence.


And it was specifically the new provisions that the GOP slimesucking shiatweasels cited when voting against it.
 
2014-02-23 11:01:57 PM  
 
2014-02-23 11:02:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-23 11:02:53 PM  
U.T.?  More like U.T.I.
 
2014-02-23 11:02:55 PM  
I'm just waiting for the Fark Independent White Knighters Brigade to ride in so we can tell them that Gardenhire won't fark them. *rimshot*
 
2014-02-23 11:03:20 PM  
Gardenhire referred to that bill as "the hammer" that would be dropped if the other bill, which he called "the compromise," fails.

So instead of taking a carrot and stick approach to this non issue the Republican Tennessean lawmakers have adopted a hammer and stick approach.

Our stance is that any legislative action that would change the current funding process is an overreach,...

Party of small government, y'all.
 
2014-02-23 11:06:18 PM  

vudukungfu: what_now: it's been updated to include more than

Women?

No, it's still called VAWA


I bet you think Prairie Dogs are canines...

/And I'm a guy who laments the idiocy of "WELL TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE!" dumbass feminism.
 
2014-02-23 11:09:13 PM  
Came for Anti-Sex League pulp fiction illo, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-23 11:09:36 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner:


First thing I thought of.
 
2014-02-23 11:10:46 PM  

gingerjet: The party of small government at work.


heheh
and freedom!!
as long as you define freedom as free to obey the gop/xians
 
2014-02-23 11:11:07 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamned moral police have ruined the Republican party.



Well ... them, and the crackpot economists, and the overly adventurous neocon foreign policy crowd, and the tax-cut panderers, and the
 
2014-02-23 11:11:32 PM  
Another hearts and minds republican initiative.
 
2014-02-23 11:13:39 PM  
Hey Kids! I got an idea! Why don't we just teach academic stuff at college and quit with the sex ed, diversity, political indoctrination crap?

College is not supposed to be a surrogate parent.
 
2014-02-23 11:14:25 PM  
Why do we bother listening to all these elderly beta males who have not tasted sex for decades? How about we make them shut up and let the alphas do the talking.
 
2014-02-23 11:15:48 PM  
Previously known as finals.
 
2014-02-23 11:17:03 PM  

vudukungfu: what_now: it's been updated to include more than

Women?

No, it's still called VAWA


It's Wawa and they make some pretty damn good hoagies.

savejersey.com

/dumbasses
 
2014-02-23 11:18:12 PM  
Jesus the Jew, what a farking pack of prudes.
 
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