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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber rejects prosecutor's plea deal, setting the stage for the drug addicted boozehound to get paraded into a courtroom and facing an actual trial that will expose his idiocy to a state known for its idiotic jurors   (tmz.com) divider line 22
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Miami Beach DUI, Lindsay Lohan, TMZ, plea deal  
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3550 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Feb 2014 at 12:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-23 12:55:13 PM  
4 votes:
He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


we won the hockey game. you gotta keep him.
2014-02-23 12:17:48 PM  
4 votes:
I predict he'll be thrown around like a dog toy.

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2014-02-23 11:39:15 AM  
4 votes:
I hope the jurors are mostly parents with teenage daughters. Dumbass will be sentenced to be lynched by the end of the second day.
2014-02-23 12:50:39 PM  
3 votes:
i265.photobucket.com
2014-02-23 12:20:51 PM  
3 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.


Douche tot!
2014-02-23 02:59:52 PM  
2 votes:

Trocadero: He's white


Maybe it's time someone reminded him of this fact.
2014-02-23 01:13:05 PM  
2 votes:

OhioUGrad:


Good corn harvest this year.
2014-02-23 02:24:16 PM  
1 votes:
doodiepants.com
2014-02-23 02:11:52 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 768x576]

Simply placing blame does not solve the problem...

[sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk image 600x700]


Why is there a biohazard symbol on a poster about nuking someone? You could have just as well put the recycling three arrows symbol up there.
2014-02-23 01:44:01 PM  
1 votes:

OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 768x576]


Simply placing blame does not solve the problem...

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2014-02-23 01:33:34 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: Mugato: His career has already been sentenced to the death penalty.

Other than wishful thinking, why do people keep saying this over the last few years?

His concerts still sell out, he still has a huge, rabid fan base, and he's still raking in tons of money.

I have no love at all for this.....human, but let's be real - much worse behavior didn't stand in many celebs way.


His concerts are under selling and the shelf life of a tween idol is short to begin with, even without the bad press. Rock stars can get into trouble, they're expected to, not pop stars whose fan base is 12 year old girls who love him because he's non-threatening and cute.
2014-02-23 01:30:59 PM  
1 votes:

Flint Ironstag: They keep quoting the "GPS only showed him doing 27 MPH" line but it all comes down to how often the GPS polled and whether it is an instantaneous reading or peak. If it polled every minute and recorded instantaneous then that is easily enough time for a Lamborghini to go from 27 to a hundred and back to 27, as a drag race would be, and show nothing but 27 on the record.


I can't even begin to imagine how one would go about explaining this to a jury of Bieber's peers in Florida in the hopes of getting them to understand.

Those people are pretty much one step above worshiping someone who can operate a Zippo lighter.
2014-02-23 01:29:02 PM  
1 votes:
He's white, he ain't doing time in Florida.
2014-02-23 01:19:39 PM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


If so, GOOD! That means he'll never be allowed to set foot in the US. No more US tours, and he won't be allowed to go on his little Branson Spaceship joyride either since the spaceport is in New Mexico. He'll lose so much, and Humanity will gain so much.
2014-02-23 01:17:05 PM  
1 votes:

Dr. Gladys Nierbolz - Taint Surgeon: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


we won the hockey game. you gotta keep him.


Since I was never informed of this wager, maybe we can send him to Afghanistan? That sounds like a fair compromise.
2014-02-23 01:11:18 PM  
1 votes:

Dog Man: Florida's zero tolerance is anything over 0.000 for anyone under 21. He's dumb for not taking Back on Track, which is Miami-Dade county's slap on the wrist for first time DUI offenders.

For BoT they sign an affidavit admitting they did it, then they do some classes, probation, and some fees and the arrest shows up as a reckless driving on their record if they complete everything. If they "bounce out" they get hit for the DUI with an affidavit in which they admitted they were DUI.

/Why yes, I am a DUI certified officer.
//and BTO
///and ARIDE
////slashy slashy


PIG!!! Beat any brown people lately?!1

Just doing my Cop-Hating Farker routine.

/cop
//DUI certified as well
///follow this pen with your eyes
////no sir, only your eyes. not your head
2014-02-23 01:02:55 PM  
1 votes:
As a white guy I'd take my chances with a Florida jury any day.
2014-02-23 12:27:58 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: Turfshoe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.

Douche tot!

Snot tot.


Hot shot pot tot.
2014-02-23 12:26:15 PM  
1 votes:
Please. Stop. Come back. Make a plea.
2014-02-23 12:23:36 PM  
1 votes:
He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.
2014-02-23 11:51:41 AM  
1 votes:
we're told Justin will not accept an alcohol ed course as part of a plea deal, because he'd become a spectacle

Yeah, God forbid he become a spectacle.

he has a problem with  weed and  sizzurp

It's pronounced "syrup", Snoop.
2014-02-23 11:07:51 AM  
1 votes:
Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.
 
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