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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber rejects prosecutor's plea deal, setting the stage for the drug addicted boozehound to get paraded into a courtroom and facing an actual trial that will expose his idiocy to a state known for its idiotic jurors   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-02-23 04:53:28 PM  
According to this article the Biebs is now calling himself "Bizzle"
 
2014-02-23 04:58:14 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Since this is in Florida, I'm having good hopes

 
2014-02-23 05:10:04 PM  

Brick-House: OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 768x576]

Simply placing blame does not solve the problem...

[sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk image 600x700]


lol, I don't know. Canada has mostly hotter females than the US (especially less fatties)....I think since we can't send Bieber back to Canada because we lost to them in hockey, since we beat Russia we should be able to send him there. (I really wish that would be Obama's official response just for SnG)
 
2014-02-23 05:12:10 PM  
Sigh, I've got jury duty in Denton this week and the best I can hope for is a transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania. I'd so convict the Beibs.
 
2014-02-23 05:12:17 PM  

GWSuperfan: According to this article the Biebs is now calling himself "Bizzle"


Well, he is a sticky bag of bodily ejections...
 
2014-02-23 05:46:02 PM  

Mugato: italie: Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

I see.

Xanax. What does he have to be stressed about? I've taken Xanax, it doesn't get you high.


Smoke about $15 worth of weed, wash  the Xanax down with a can of some shiatty beer like oh, I dunno, Coors Light, and get back to me. That should get you to approximately to where our little future prison biatch was on the night in question. Odds are fairly good you will try and fail to get back out of your chair.
 
2014-02-23 06:35:21 PM  
Mugato:

His concerts are under selling and the shelf life of a tween idol is short to begin with, even without the bad press. Rock stars can get into trouble, they're expected to, not pop stars whose fan base is 12 year old girls who love him because he's non-threatening and cute.

Pretty much what I suspected. Do can the same girls who loved him as a harmless, cute little pop star still like him now that he's an egotistical little douchenozzle?
 
2014-02-23 06:44:22 PM  

italie: Mugato: Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.


Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

He has every reason to reject the plea, he wasn't legally drunk. The big issue remaining here are the tox results showing THC and Xanax (and the admission of using all three). If they can actually "prove" (term used loosely) the car wasn't going over 27 mph, then the stop wasn't warranted and the tox results are nullified.

//Douchitude aside


In DC you can have a .001 and if the cops pull you over for a right turn on red and you blow that, you get a DUI
 
2014-02-23 07:03:13 PM  

groppet: italie: Mugato: Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.


Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

He has every reason to reject the plea, he wasn't legally drunk. The big issue remaining here are the tox results showing THC and Xanax (and the admission of using all three). If they can actually "prove" (term used loosely) the car wasn't going over 27 mph, then the stop wasn't warranted and the tox results are nullified.

//Douchitude aside

In DC you can have a .001 and if the cops pull you over for a right turn on red and you blow that, you get a DUI


Would have been nice if he was in DC then....
 
2014-02-23 07:21:20 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Smoke about $15 worth of weed, wash  the Xanax down with a can of some shiatty beer like oh, I dunno, Coors Light, and get back to me. That should get you to approximately to where our little future prison biatch was on the night in question. Odds are fairly good you will try and fail to get back out of your chair.


Ok, sure. But Xanax itself doesn't get you high. If your goal is to simply pass out (which is a stupid farking goal), just down a lot of liquor or take some over the counter shiat.
 
2014-02-23 07:21:24 PM  

Mugato: italie: Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

I see.

Xanax. What does he have to be stressed about? I've taken Xanax, it doesn't get you high.


Xanax has a multiplier effect on alcohol use.  Some idiots down a couple of "footballs" and pound a few beers to pregame before going out to party.  Of course, I also live in the land of pill mills, so I get to see the best of the Hillbilly Heroin crowd as well.
 
2014-02-23 07:23:27 PM  

FloridaWombat: Xanax has a multiplier effect on alcohol use.  Some idiots down a couple of "footballs" and pound a few beers to pregame before going out to party.  Of course, I also live in the land of pill mills, so I get to see the best of the Hillbilly Heroin crowd as well.


Ok, fair enough. But this kid can afford the best shiat money can buy. Of course, we're talking about someone who considers egging a house a drive by.
 
2014-02-23 07:28:57 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Destroy him Florida. Redeem yourself and bring pride to the Florida tag


It would appear, to the casual observer, that Authority has already farked this golden opportunity into FUBARLand.
Don't worry, new game starts in 3, 2,
 
2014-02-23 07:31:15 PM  
Many jurisdictions should be welcoming him.
He helps out with that racial bias/statistic thingie.
 
2014-02-23 07:33:09 PM  

gas giant: Trocadero: He's white

Maybe it's time someone reminded him of this fact.


Barack Obama is black, your point?


/really torn, using Michael Jackson, but,
 
2014-02-23 08:04:34 PM  
Just lose all of your money and overdose already.
 
2014-02-23 08:30:35 PM  

FloridaWombat: Mugato: italie: Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

I see.

Xanax. What does he have to be stressed about? I've taken Xanax, it doesn't get you high.

Xanax has a multiplier effect on alcohol use.  Some idiots down a couple of "footballs" and pound a few beers to pregame before going out to party.  Of course, I also live in the land of pill mills, so I get to see the best of the Hillbilly Heroin crowd as well.


Looks like Bieber didn't have that much alcohol in his system. It might or might not have potentiated the Xanax to a noticeable degree, but if it was noticeable, it would still have been slight. Just based on personal experience, the cross potentiation reaction also occurs with marijuana and Xanax. You will be pretty farked up. You may or may not manage to stay awake. Operating a motor vehicle in that condition is remarkably foolish, and he's lucky he merely got a DUI bust out of the deal, rather than a totaled Lamborghini Douchetardo and a trip to the hospital to go with it.
 
2014-02-23 08:38:08 PM  
The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.
 
2014-02-23 08:43:20 PM  

snocone: Barack Obama is black, your point?


EVERYONE hates the whiggers.
EVERYONE
Whether black, white, yellow or blue, nobody wants to associate with that sort of idiocy.
 
2014-02-23 09:17:13 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.


Do you mix it with other mind altering chemicals when you take it, and then drive? By itself, that dose is going to produce slightly more than normal lack of affect, and if I were already tired, might exacerbate that fatigue. Add a decent-sized dose of another drug with CNS depressant properties, though, and I'd probably achieve near-catatonia, and start to drool on myself.
 
2014-02-23 10:42:08 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.


Hey, I've heard that before, from drunks.
 
2014-02-23 10:54:36 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Wasilla Hillbilly: The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.

Hey, I've heard that before, from drunks.


And some of them can.
 
2014-02-23 11:02:57 PM  

darch: Dog Man: Florida's zero tolerance is anything over 0.000 for anyone under 21. He's dumb for not taking Back on Track, which is Miami-Dade county's slap on the wrist for first time DUI offenders.

For BoT they sign an affidavit admitting they did it, then they do some classes, probation, and some fees and the arrest shows up as a reckless driving on their record if they complete everything. If they "bounce out" they get hit for the DUI with an affidavit in which they admitted they were DUI.

/Why yes, I am a DUI certified officer.
//and BTO
///and ARIDE
////slashy slashy

PIG!!! Beat any brown people lately?!1

Just doing my Cop-Hating Farker routine.

/cop
//DUI certified as well
///follow this pen with your eyes
////no sir, only your eyes. not your head


Then you will both know that any decent defense attorney will have your "horizontal gaze nystagmus" analysis tossed in lim unless you are also a medical doctor.
 
2014-02-23 11:08:40 PM  

italie: Mugato: Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.


Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

He has every reason to reject the plea, he wasn't legally drunk. The big issue remaining here are the tox results showing THC and Xanax (and the admission of using all three). If they can actually "prove" (term used loosely) the car wasn't going over 27 mph, then the stop wasn't warranted and the tox results are nullified.

//Douchitude aside


Additionally it is very hard to prove whether a habitual user of drugs is "under the influence" at a particular point in time based on tox results. A non user can take one hit and be hallucinating while a chronic user will still have more nano grams in their sample even having not smoked in a week. With a good attorney the case might not even survive through a motion to suppress.
 
2014-02-23 11:15:25 PM  

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Wasilla Hillbilly: The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.

Hey, I've heard that before, from drunks.

And some of them can.


Professional drunk here.  I never drive drunk anymore, because I know even if everyone else might think I am sober, I know my reflexes and thought processes are impaired.

And while I can toss back 4 double vodkas and and three patron shots in two hours, and be perfectly coherent, if I smoke some weed, drink some beers, and pop some pills, the synergistic effect will knock me on my ass.

Luckily, I got through some scrapes without killing myself or anything that made me realize that if I tipple or get high, behind the place is no place to be.
 
2014-02-24 01:04:50 AM  

lindalouwho: Mike Chewbacca: lindalouwho: But he did rake in 58k from June 2012 thru June 2013

Somehow I doubt that.

As well you should lol!

What is 58 million dollars, Alex.

/ don't drink, but was up waaay past my bedtime last night
// that's my story and I'm stickin' to it


You were right the first time and the snark wasn't warranted.

Of COURSE if Beiber made 58 Million, at some point, he did, in fact, make 58 thousand on the way.

So you are correct.
 
2014-02-24 01:22:10 AM  

italie: groppet: italie: Mugato: Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.


Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

He has every reason to reject the plea, he wasn't legally drunk. The big issue remaining here are the tox results showing THC and Xanax (and the admission of using all three). If they can actually "prove" (term used loosely) the car wasn't going over 27 mph, then the stop wasn't warranted and the tox results are nullified.

//Douchitude aside

In DC you can have a .001 and if the cops pull you over for a right turn on red and you blow that, you get a DUI

Would have been nice if he was in DC then....


Doesn't matter. He was under the legal age to consume alcohol in this country. Period. End of discussion.


/"Well, yeah, officer, I did some cocaine, but I'm not IMPAIRED!"
 
2014-02-24 02:33:10 AM  
Got to admit I'm not following this too closely, but if what I read on the last Fark link from TMZ is true he'd be an idiot to take the plea deal.
 
2014-02-24 06:05:19 AM  

WhoGAS: lindalouwho: Mike Chewbacca: lindalouwho: But he did rake in 58k from June 2012 thru June 2013

Somehow I doubt that.

As well you should lol!

What is 58 million dollars, Alex.

/ don't drink, but was up waaay past my bedtime last night
// that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You were right the first time and the snark wasn't warranted.

Of COURSE if Beiber made 58 Million, at some point, he did, in fact, make 58 thousand on the way.

So you are correct.


;-) well aren't you just the sweetest thing!
 
2014-02-24 06:19:24 AM  

snocone: gas giant: Trocadero: He's white

Maybe it's time someone reminded him of this fact.

Barack Obama is black, your point?


/really torn, using Michael Jackson, but,


Not really, he's half white, but pretends too be full black. Just another whigger
 
2014-02-24 07:57:41 AM  

Brainsick: Doesn't matter. He was under the legal age to consume alcohol in this country. Period. End of discussion.


/"Well, yeah, officer, I did some cocaine, but I'm not IMPAIRED!"



Well case dismissed then. If only the prosecutors in Florida were as smart as you.
 
2014-02-24 10:30:30 AM  

LewDux: snocone: gas giant: Trocadero: He's white

Maybe it's time someone reminded him of this fact.

Barack Obama is black, your point?


/really torn, using Michael Jackson, but,

Not really, he's half white, but pretends too be full black. Just another whigger


Really, we are all black, it just faded over the years.
Here we can use M Jackson, eh?

/or at least that is the current consensus that has some, barely understood science behind it
 
2014-02-24 11:33:38 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: Wasilla Hillbilly: The Xanax thing is also dependent on tolerance. I take 2mg 3 times a day and can drive fine.

Do you mix it with other mind altering chemicals when you take it, and then drive? By itself, that dose is going to produce slightly more than normal lack of affect, and if I were already tired, might exacerbate that fatigue. Add a decent-sized dose of another drug with CNS depressant properties, though, and I'd probably achieve near-catatonia, and start to drool on myself.


I take an assortment of prescriptions on a daily basis, but Alprazolam is the only mind-altering one (unless you count Zoloft). Aside from prescriptions, I smoke weed on a regular basis and drink alcohol rarely (once or twice a month). When I first started on Xanax 0.5mg would make me stumble around a bit and act a little goofy. Now 2mg literally does nothing recreationally, but still keeps my stress in check. If I take 4mg at once, I would definitely feel that, but very briefly, 20 minutes or so.

I actually find it a bit puzzling that Xanax is so popular, although it does work great combined with weed if you are prone to paranoia and/or panic attacks.
 
2014-02-24 05:45:18 PM  

italie: Brainsick: Doesn't matter. He was under the legal age to consume alcohol in this country. Period. End of discussion.


/"Well, yeah, officer, I did some cocaine, but I'm not IMPAIRED!"


Well case dismissed then. If only the prosecutors in Florida were as smart as you.


If only...
 
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