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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber rejects prosecutor's plea deal, setting the stage for the drug addicted boozehound to get paraded into a courtroom and facing an actual trial that will expose his idiocy to a state known for its idiotic jurors   (tmz.com) divider line 84
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Miami Beach DUI, Lindsay Lohan, TMZ, plea deal  
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2014-02-23 09:47:46 AM  
Whom?
 
2014-02-23 11:05:05 AM  
I hope the lawyers bleed him dry.
 
2014-02-23 11:07:51 AM  
Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.
 
2014-02-23 11:39:15 AM  
I hope the jurors are mostly parents with teenage daughters. Dumbass will be sentenced to be lynched by the end of the second day.
 
2014-02-23 11:51:41 AM  
we're told Justin will not accept an alcohol ed course as part of a plea deal, because he'd become a spectacle

Yeah, God forbid he become a spectacle.

he has a problem with  weed and  sizzurp

It's pronounced "syrup", Snoop.
 
2014-02-23 12:17:48 PM  
I predict he'll be thrown around like a dog toy.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-23 12:18:27 PM  

Mugato: we're told Justin will not accept an alcohol ed course as part of a plea deal, because he'd become a spectacle

Yeah, God forbid he become a spectacle.

he has a problem with  weed and  sizzurp

It's pronounced "syrup", Snoop.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank
 
2014-02-23 12:20:51 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.


Douche tot!
 
2014-02-23 12:23:36 PM  
He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.
 
2014-02-23 12:24:02 PM  

Kome: I hope the jurors are mostly parents with teenage daughters. Dumbass will be sentenced to be lynched by the end of the second day.


Maybe they will stand their ground retroactively.  If we're lucky.
 
2014-02-23 12:25:01 PM  

Turfshoe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.

Douche tot!


Snot tot.
 
2014-02-23 12:26:15 PM  
Please. Stop. Come back. Make a plea.
 
2014-02-23 12:27:58 PM  

lindalouwho: Turfshoe: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Even worse:  More blabbering from Nancy Grace.

Douche tot!

Snot tot.


Hot shot pot tot.
 
2014-02-23 12:28:50 PM  
He'll probably get off on the alcohol part, Florida's zero tolerance starts at .02.

They must have a really good case for improper vehicle stop though, with the tox screens coming back positive on THC/Xanax.

//Thanks media, for wasting brain space on the little twerp.
///Fark the twerp.
 
2014-02-23 12:31:41 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


In that case, Justin...don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
 
2014-02-23 12:33:00 PM  
His career has already been sentenced to the death penalty.
 
2014-02-23 12:40:51 PM  

Mugato: His career has already been sentenced to the death penalty.


Other than wishful thinking, why do people keep saying this over the last few years?

His concerts still sell out, he still has a huge, rabid fan base, and he's still raking in tons of money.

I have no love at all for this.....human, but let's be real - much worse behavior didn't stand in many celebs way.
 
2014-02-23 12:41:24 PM  
Florida's zero tolerance is anything over 0.000 for anyone under 21. He's dumb for not taking Back on Track, which is Miami-Dade county's slap on the wrist for first time DUI offenders.

For BoT they sign an affidavit admitting they did it, then they do some classes, probation, and some fees and the arrest shows up as a reckless driving on their record if they complete everything. If they "bounce out" they get hit for the DUI with an affidavit in which they admitted they were DUI.

/Why yes, I am a DUI certified officer.
//and BTO
///and ARIDE
////slashy slashy
 
2014-02-23 12:50:39 PM  
i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-23 12:55:13 PM  
He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


we won the hockey game. you gotta keep him.
 
2014-02-23 01:01:07 PM  
Oh god, I tuned in just in time for Mikey doing the grid walk... why couldn't I have waited until after the anthem?
 
2014-02-23 01:02:55 PM  
As a white guy I'd take my chances with a Florida jury any day.
 
2014-02-23 01:11:18 PM  

Dog Man: Florida's zero tolerance is anything over 0.000 for anyone under 21. He's dumb for not taking Back on Track, which is Miami-Dade county's slap on the wrist for first time DUI offenders.

For BoT they sign an affidavit admitting they did it, then they do some classes, probation, and some fees and the arrest shows up as a reckless driving on their record if they complete everything. If they "bounce out" they get hit for the DUI with an affidavit in which they admitted they were DUI.

/Why yes, I am a DUI certified officer.
//and BTO
///and ARIDE
////slashy slashy


PIG!!! Beat any brown people lately?!1

Just doing my Cop-Hating Farker routine.

/cop
//DUI certified as well
///follow this pen with your eyes
////no sir, only your eyes. not your head
 
2014-02-23 01:12:26 PM  
Get the popcorn.
 
2014-02-23 01:13:05 PM  

OhioUGrad:


Good corn harvest this year.
 
2014-02-23 01:17:05 PM  

Dr. Gladys Nierbolz - Taint Surgeon: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


we won the hockey game. you gotta keep him.


Since I was never informed of this wager, maybe we can send him to Afghanistan? That sounds like a fair compromise.
 
2014-02-23 01:17:06 PM  
Since this is in Florida, I'm having good hopes that this won't turn into a slap on the wrist like they do with celebs in the LA court system.

Come onnnnnn Florida! Throw the book at this hideous little sh*t and all your past sins will be forgiven.
 
2014-02-23 01:19:39 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


If so, GOOD! That means he'll never be allowed to set foot in the US. No more US tours, and he won't be allowed to go on his little Branson Spaceship joyride either since the spaceport is in New Mexico. He'll lose so much, and Humanity will gain so much.
 
2014-02-23 01:24:09 PM  
They keep quoting the "GPS only showed him doing 27 MPH" line but it all comes down to how often the GPS polled and whether it is an instantaneous reading or peak. If it polled every minute and recorded instantaneous then that is easily enough time for a Lamborghini to go from 27 to a hundred and back to 27, as a drag race would be, and show nothing but 27 on the record.
 
2014-02-23 01:25:00 PM  
JURIES LOVE FAMOUS PEOPLE.
 
2014-02-23 01:29:02 PM  
He's white, he ain't doing time in Florida.
 
2014-02-23 01:30:59 PM  

Flint Ironstag: They keep quoting the "GPS only showed him doing 27 MPH" line but it all comes down to how often the GPS polled and whether it is an instantaneous reading or peak. If it polled every minute and recorded instantaneous then that is easily enough time for a Lamborghini to go from 27 to a hundred and back to 27, as a drag race would be, and show nothing but 27 on the record.


I can't even begin to imagine how one would go about explaining this to a jury of Bieber's peers in Florida in the hopes of getting them to understand.

Those people are pretty much one step above worshiping someone who can operate a Zippo lighter.
 
2014-02-23 01:33:14 PM  

Dog Man: Florida's zero tolerance is anything over 0.0002 (.02%) for anyone under 21. He's dumb for not taking Back on Track, which is Miami-Dade county's slap on the wrist for first time DUI offenders.

For BoT they sign an affidavit admitting they did it, then they do some classes, probation, and some fees and the arrest shows up as a reckless driving on their record if they complete everything. If they "bounce out" they get hit for the DUI with an affidavit in which they admitted they were DUI.

/Why yes, I am a DUI certified officer.
//and BTO
///and ARIDE
////slashy slashy


You left off a '2' and and converted from percent.

/You are from Florida, so it's excusable
//Renew your certs, you seem to need it
 
2014-02-23 01:33:34 PM  

lindalouwho: Mugato: His career has already been sentenced to the death penalty.

Other than wishful thinking, why do people keep saying this over the last few years?

His concerts still sell out, he still has a huge, rabid fan base, and he's still raking in tons of money.

I have no love at all for this.....human, but let's be real - much worse behavior didn't stand in many celebs way.


His concerts are under selling and the shelf life of a tween idol is short to begin with, even without the bad press. Rock stars can get into trouble, they're expected to, not pop stars whose fan base is 12 year old girls who love him because he's non-threatening and cute.
 
2014-02-23 01:40:27 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Flint Ironstag: They keep quoting the "GPS only showed him doing 27 MPH" line but it all comes down to how often the GPS polled and whether it is an instantaneous reading or peak. If it polled every minute and recorded instantaneous then that is easily enough time for a Lamborghini to go from 27 to a hundred and back to 27, as a drag race would be, and show nothing but 27 on the record.

I can't even begin to imagine how one would go about explaining this to a jury of Bieber's peers in Florida in the hopes of getting them to understand.

Those people are pretty much one step above worshiping someone who can operate a Zippo lighter.


Point taken. maybe try to explain it to them using fewer long words?
 
2014-02-23 01:44:01 PM  

OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 768x576]


Simply placing blame does not solve the problem...

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-02-23 01:55:10 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


They'll throw him back with a note: "You lost. Deal, eh?"
 
2014-02-23 02:11:52 PM  

Brick-House: OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 768x576]

Simply placing blame does not solve the problem...

[sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk image 600x700]


Why is there a biohazard symbol on a poster about nuking someone? You could have just as well put the recycling three arrows symbol up there.
 
2014-02-23 02:16:21 PM  
Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.
 
2014-02-23 02:24:16 PM  
doodiepants.com
 
2014-02-23 02:25:25 PM  

Mugato: Bieber's douchitude aside, getting a DUI for a .014 is bullshiat. How do you drink anything and only have a .014? I realize he's not 21 and shouldn't be drinking anything but I thought the limit was .08.



Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)

He has every reason to reject the plea, he wasn't legally drunk. The big issue remaining here are the tox results showing THC and Xanax (and the admission of using all three). If they can actually "prove" (term used loosely) the car wasn't going over 27 mph, then the stop wasn't warranted and the tox results are nullified.

//Douchitude aside
 
2014-02-23 02:28:11 PM  

italie: Third times a charm I guess...

Legal limit 21 and over = .08
Legal limit under 21      = .02 ('Zero tolerance' limit)


I see.

Xanax. What does he have to be stressed about? I've taken Xanax, it doesn't get you high.
 
2014-02-23 02:31:52 PM  
Sadly, he has the money to beat almost any charge against him. He could be videotaped striking Betty White with a 2x4 and get it reduced down to jaywalking.
 
2014-02-23 02:37:28 PM  
Destroy him Florida. Redeem yourself and bring pride to the Florida tag
 
2014-02-23 02:44:36 PM  

Mugato: lindalouwho: Mugato: His career has already been sentenced to the death penalty.

Other than wishful thinking, why do people keep saying this over the last few years?

His concerts still sell out, he still has a huge, rabid fan base, and he's still raking in tons of money.

I have no love at all for this.....human, but let's be real - much worse behavior didn't stand in many celebs way.

His concerts are under selling and the shelf life of a tween idol is short to begin with, even without the bad press. Rock stars can get into trouble, they're expected to, not pop stars whose fan base is 12 year old girls who love him because he's non-threatening and cute.


So are you saying that his career was sentenced to the death penalty from day one by virtue of being a tween idol?

I wouldn't necessarily argue with that.

But he did rake in 58k from June 2012 thru June 2013

/forbes
//yes I know that's from more than music
 
2014-02-23 02:59:52 PM  

Trocadero: He's white


Maybe it's time someone reminded him of this fact.
 
2014-02-23 03:48:13 PM  
The name Bieber is derived from the German word for beaver.
How Canadian is that?
 
2014-02-23 03:55:06 PM  

lindalouwho: But he did rake in 58k from June 2012 thru June 2013


Somehow I doubt that.
 
2014-02-23 03:56:00 PM  

Dr. Gladys Nierbolz - Taint Surgeon: He's just going to flee the country if he's convicted.


we won the hockey game. you gotta keep him.


Sorry, Canada, but the penalty of that little wager is completely unenforceable.
 
2014-02-23 04:11:35 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: lindalouwho: But he did rake in 58k from June 2012 thru June 2013

Somehow I doubt that.


As well you should lol!

What is 58 million dollars, Alex.

/ don't drink, but was up waaay past my bedtime last night
// that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
 
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