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2014-02-23 02:42:15 AM
Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.
 
2014-02-23 03:04:36 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


"stupid" is a poor description. He's an evil farkstick, lacking in conscience or patriotism. It's useless yelling at people like him, but you can infer a lot about the intelligence and emotional maturity of people by how they react to trolls like that one-hit blunder.

Not sure I'd call that perv a conservative. Con artist with a well-targeted demographic, maybe.

/gun owner, mostly-democratic voter, frequent political donor
//might vote for more (R's) if they'd stop referring to people like me as "sub-human mongrels"
 
2014-02-23 04:35:58 AM
He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.
 
2014-02-23 08:24:33 AM
White knighting the white power knight right off the bat. I like it.
 
2014-02-23 08:27:19 AM

MisterTweak: Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.

"stupid" is a poor description. He's an evil farkstick, lacking in conscience or patriotism. It's useless yelling at people like him, but you can infer a lot about the intelligence and emotional maturity of people by how they react to trolls like that one-hit blunder.

Not sure I'd call that perv a conservative. Con artist with a well-targeted demographic, maybe.

/gun owner, mostly-democratic voter, frequent political donor
//might vote for more (R's) if they'd stop referring to people like me as "sub-human mongrels"


And the thing about this is that as much as I'd like to ignore the pants-shiatting hebephile draft-dodger, we can't, not when he is appearing with Republican candidates for major offices at fund raisers.
 
2014-02-23 08:47:06 AM
I would listen respectfully if Ted Nugent told me the best way to get a sloppy, disinterested handjob from the chubby teenage girl who sells the Fried Oreos at the stand closest to where a poorly-maintained 1988 tour bus parks at the Skeeter County Fair.
 
2014-02-23 08:57:08 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


He's not going to f*ck you.
 
2014-02-23 08:58:44 AM

kronicfeld: Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.

He's not going to f*ck you.


You never know.
 
2014-02-23 09:02:50 AM

kronicfeld: Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.

He's not going to f*ck you.


Maybe Trailtrader is a 13 year old girl. Think twice before you post bub.
 
2014-02-23 09:18:54 AM
A pants-sh*tting, draft dodging pedophile is the hero of the Right

/well done, brave Patriots, well done
 
2014-02-23 09:19:28 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A pants-sh*tting, draft dodging pedophile is the hero of the Right

/well done, brave Patriots, well done


Him, and the thuggish dictator president of Russia.

It's really getting pathetic.
 
2014-02-23 09:42:22 AM
He's a loud mouthed twit.  But my daughter loves the Damned Yankees' song High Enough and her smile has earned old Uncle Ted a pass from me.
 
2014-02-23 09:51:06 AM

Trailltrader: Liberal double standards.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-23 10:13:19 AM

Anderson's Pooper: He's a loud mouthed twit.  But my daughter loves the Damned Yankees' song High Enough and her smile has earned old Uncle Ted a pass from me.


Patton Oswalt has an amusing bit about how ridiculous the video for "High Enough" is, starting around 1:30.  NSFW language.
 
2014-02-23 10:17:09 AM
Oh, thanks Fark. I almost forgot to go to Google today to search:

Ted Nugent the pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.
 
2014-02-23 10:17:17 AM

Trailltrader: Oh thats right! Mr. Nugent is a conservative

chickenhawk.

I find it amusing that someone with your background is defending a draft dodging chickenhawk.
 
2014-02-23 10:18:13 AM
Correction "someone with your alleged background"
 
2014-02-23 10:19:37 AM

Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.


In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.  But then who in the world would think that a funny joke?  Anyway, my advice to him remains STFU and play Stranglehold
 
2014-02-23 10:31:57 AM

nekom: Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.

In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.


Hmm, I wonder if his draft interview is still on file...
 
2014-02-23 10:54:28 AM

baka-san: nekom: Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.

In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.

Hmm, I wonder if his draft interview is still on file...


If they do, it's probably not available to the public.  Now he's said his share of retarded things and deserves mockery for any number of reasons, but as to whether or not he's a literal pants-shiatter, I'm afraid the world may never know.
 
2014-02-23 10:54:39 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would listen respectfully if Ted Nugent told me the best way to get a sloppy, disinterested handjob from the chubby teenage girl who sells the Fried Oreos at the stand closest to where a poorly-maintained 1988 tour bus parks at the Skeeter County Fair.


At least he would be speaking knowledgeably on a subject he is familiar with.
 
2014-02-23 11:25:24 AM

nekom: baka-san: nekom: Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.

In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.

Hmm, I wonder if his draft interview is still on file...

If they do, it's probably not available to the public.  Now he's said his share of retarded things and deserves mockery for any number of reasons, but as to whether or not he's a literal pants-shiatter, I'm afraid the world may never know.


Snopes has a pretty good breakdown of it.

He did fail a physical examination in 1969 and being categorized as 1-Y (after previously passing one and being declared 1-A), but no specific details are listed.  What snopes doesn't cover is his questionable S-2 college student deferment in 1968.  In 1968, he was already playing full time with The Amboy Dukes..  It's unlikely he was able to balance a full-time college education with being a touring rock musician.
 
2014-02-23 11:38:13 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


8/10  See you got some bites already.
 
2014-02-23 11:38:39 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


The Romans believed that Obama is a subhuman mongrel?
 
2014-02-23 11:38:46 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: White knighting the white power knight right off the bat. I like it.


Sometimes it feels that some people get TF just so they can be stupid for everyone to see immediately once they enter the thread.
 
2014-02-23 11:39:05 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


Another WWNJ (Wrong  Wing Nut Job) heard from. Because some people have low artistic standards and love songs about jailbait and whatnot, and because plenty on the wrong are also WWNJs who love this bassturd and thereby reveal that they also hold racist views does not make this idiot "right" about anything.
 
2014-02-23 11:39:20 AM

Sgt Otter: nekom: baka-san: nekom: Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.

In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.

Hmm, I wonder if his draft interview is still on file...

If they do, it's probably not available to the public.  Now he's said his share of retarded things and deserves mockery for any number of reasons, but as to whether or not he's a literal pants-shiatter, I'm afraid the world may never know.

Snopes has a pretty good breakdown of it.

He did fail a physical examination in 1969 and being categorized as 1-Y (after previously passing one and being declared 1-A), but no specific details are listed.  What snopes doesn't cover is his questionable S-2 college student deferment in 1968.  In 1968, he was already playing full time with The Amboy Dukes..  It's unlikely he was able to balance a full-time college education with being a touring rock musician.


We're gonna need to see his long form draft records
 
2014-02-23 11:39:41 AM

Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.


"Google Nugent" needs to be the next "Google Santorum"
 
2014-02-23 11:42:16 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


Actively protesting against portions of the Constitution that do not benefit you while supporting other parts that do does not make one a defender of the Constitution or a "Patriot".

Stupidity I can forgive, hypocrisy not too much.
 
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2014-02-23 11:42:48 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


That's a pretty good troll.  For a while I thought you were serious.
 
2014-02-23 11:43:02 AM
"Journey to the Center of the Mind" is an awesome song. It bothers me that Nugent gets 1/10,000 of a cent every time I listen to it on Spotify, but I try not to be TOO dogmatic about those things.
 
2014-02-23 11:43:31 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


You say "what's the difference" and the answer is none. Both have, and exercise their First Amendment rights, which includes the right to say stupid things. And stupid is in the eye of the beholder.

Then you say "liberal double standards." What are you whining about, exactly? Who called for Nugent to be silenced? Let him yap his Hillbilly Creed, by all means.
 
2014-02-23 11:46:03 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


Exactly!  Ted Nugent threatens to murder the President, and he gets a visit from the Secret Service.  How come the Secret Service never visited The Wire?  Just because they never threatened to murder the President?  Typical liberal media, always getting a pass from the 0bummer regime.
 
2014-02-23 11:46:49 AM

markfara: "Journey to the Center of the Mind" is an awesome song. It bothers me that Nugent gets 1/10,000 of a cent every time I listen to it on Spotify, but I try not to be TOO dogmatic about those things.


Yeah, I like Fred Bear. I try not to let it bother me too much when he is on the radio, which is all the time up here.
 
2014-02-23 11:48:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-23 11:51:39 AM
"The Roman Empire stands fer shootin' yer own food, gittin' outta military duty, an' nailin' sweet 13 year old poon."

--Marcus Aurelius

"What he said."

--Winston Churchill
 
2014-02-23 11:52:55 AM

2wolves: Correction "someone with your alleged background"


Lemme guess...he was a member of "The Core".
 
2014-02-23 11:55:06 AM
Ted Nugent Ted Nugent!

I see you grunting
I see you grunting

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent!

I see you grunting
I see you grunting

In the gutter
In the gutter

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent

You're like a virus in my body
Ted Nugent Ted Nugent

You're like a virus in my body

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent
Drinking dirty water, to make you clean

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent

You make me dizzy with your disease
I want to smash you and feel at ease
 
2014-02-23 11:55:49 AM
Keep giving Ted Nugent a microphone. Keep letting him talk. Loudly. Keep flailing around and saying Racist things. Please. Turn Texas blue.
 
2014-02-23 11:55:51 AM

jake_lex: hebephile


"hebephile"?

He loves derogatory names for Jews?
 
2014-02-23 11:57:54 AM

Trailltrader: Stupid?  He's made millions of dollars with his songs.  Stupid?  He has a group of loyal followers who have been with him 30 plus years- a hell of a lot longer than most pop singers.  Stupid?  He endorses beliefs that were held by the Romans, by the British before they pussed out, and the United States Contentinal Congress from the 1750's.

Stupid?  What's the difference between him using his 1st Amendment rights, and "The Wire" which uses their 1st Amendment rights to bash the 2nd Amendment?

Oh thats right!  Mr. Nugent is a conservative; "The Wire" is liberal so "The Wire" gets a free pass right?

Liberal double standards.


That ain't workin, that's the way you do it.
 
2014-02-23 11:58:12 AM
This thread trolling level: expert
 
2014-02-23 11:58:59 AM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 824x163]


ted nugent is all of the above
 
2014-02-23 12:00:34 PM
Ted Nugent gets far more attention than he ever deserves. THANKS CABLE NEWS!
 
2014-02-23 12:01:39 PM

TheGregiss: Keep giving Ted Nugent a microphone. Keep letting him talk. Loudly. Keep flailing around and saying Racist things. Please. Turn Texas blue.


Talking to my mom ther other day, she have quite a few friends who WOULD have voted for Abbot, and will not now be doing so.

So keep yapping you worthless sack of worthlessness.
 
2014-02-23 12:03:04 PM
Does anyone under 30 know Nugent as a rock star and not as some crazy-ass nutjob?
 
2014-02-23 12:05:29 PM
So this stupid asshole has shiat on his list that's based on interpretation of words, as part of his attempt to attack people who interpret his words.

Does deer meat kill brain cells?
 
2014-02-23 12:07:08 PM

nekom: Smashed Hat: He pooped his pants to get out of the draft and he openly bragged about it.

In the interest of fairness, he HAS retracted that, stating that it had been a joke.  But then who in the world would think that a funny joke?  Anyway, my advice to him remains STFU and play Stranglehold


That song he wrote about his dick?
 
2014-02-23 12:08:03 PM

MisterTweak: "stupid" is a poor description.


Agreed. "Racist shiatbag" is much more appropriate.
 
2014-02-23 12:08:20 PM

give me doughnuts: jake_lex: hebephile

"hebephile"?

He loves derogatory names for Jews?


I think he means "hebephrenic".

A type of schizophrenia characterized by foolish mannerisms, senseless laughter, delusions, hallucinations, and regressive behavior

Now, I can't offer a psychiatric diagnosis of Nugent since I'm not qualified and we've never met, but I could modify the above and posit that he seems to be a jackass who displays foolish mannerisms, senseless laughter, delusions, hallucinations, and regressive behavior
 
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