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(Boing Boing)   25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air   (boingboing.net) divider line 101
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2014-02-22 11:56:09 PM
I got your Pussy Riot right here.
 
2014-02-23 12:06:48 AM
Hoo-ha Hooliganism.
 
2014-02-23 12:13:24 AM
Down-under Upheaval
 
2014-02-23 12:16:08 AM
Bush war

/vaginal chaos?
 
2014-02-23 12:48:35 AM
That reminds me of Honor Blackman trolling American tv hosts by trying to get them to say "Pussy Galore".
 
2014-02-23 01:04:57 AM
You can say Pussy Cat, but not Pussy Riot?
 
2014-02-23 01:07:14 AM
I hadn't noticed that newscasters were trying to avoid saying it.
 
2014-02-23 01:08:38 AM
Vagina battle.
 
2014-02-23 01:09:58 AM
Clam clash.
 
2014-02-23 01:13:02 AM
A clit flap a biscuit bash I think i've found my muse.
 
2014-02-23 01:13:19 AM
Fur-teacup Fracas
 
2014-02-23 01:14:10 AM
Brian Williams has been saying it this week, and every time he does he acts surprised that he can say that on national television.  It's apparent that he's having to consciously override his well-trained bad word filter.  It's the cutest thing.
 
2014-02-23 01:15:43 AM

dv-ous: I hadn't noticed that newscasters were trying to avoid saying it.


Me neither, but I live in No (farks given) CA
 
2014-02-23 01:18:49 AM

slayer199: You can say Pussy Cat, but not Pussy Riot?


In the same way you can say cock fight, but not cock tease.

/semantics are a biatch...hound.
 
2014-02-23 01:19:25 AM
Meat-flap melee.
 
2014-02-23 01:20:37 AM
They forgot "fire cracker up the pussy's arse".
 
2014-02-23 01:21:38 AM
Every time I see CNN's Wolf Blitzer say "Pussy Riot," or hear a dry NPR anchor's voice intone those two words, I think I'm going to die laughing.

Ha ha ha! They had to say 'pussy'! Tee hee!

/This just in: 12-year-olds write for Boing Boing
 
2014-02-23 01:22:30 AM
Honeypot Hooliganism
Slit Shivaree
Flap Flap
 
2014-02-23 01:23:40 AM
If I ever form a punk band I'll go with the misogynistic name of  Vagina Vandals
 
2014-02-23 01:23:43 AM
Grow up and just say "Pussy Riot"
 
2014-02-23 01:23:44 AM
Down South Disturbance
Shame Hole Annoyance
The first name of the lead female in Goldfinger and the last name of an 80's hair metal band
Stank Problem
Kittens Playing
Pusy Gore
Dickhole Anger time
2-5 years depending if the Olympics are coming
Yummy Beatdown
It's our fourth date and you didn't groom, I'll have to set the whole block on fire
Here kitty, kitty we're on lockdown
 
2014-02-23 01:25:35 AM
There are all sorts of ways to get past the Yahoo auto censor.
Percy Riot
ƃu!ʇ!ɹʍ uʍop әp!sdn
Unfortunately, at some point there will be people who believe that homersexuals exist.

/Doh!
 
2014-02-23 01:29:37 AM
Beaver Brawl
Muff Rumpus
Snatch Racket
 
2014-02-23 01:30:37 AM

slayer199: You can say Pussy Cat, but not Pussy Riot?


You can pussy your cat and your can pussy your foot but don't try to pussy your riot.
 
2014-02-23 01:31:04 AM
Kitty Donnybrook
 
2014-02-23 01:32:06 AM
Vaginal Terrorists!
 
2014-02-23 01:32:53 AM
blog.gobop.com
 
2014-02-23 01:35:34 AM
Repeatimg.fark.net
 
2014-02-23 01:36:34 AM
Bearded Clamor
 
2014-02-23 01:37:05 AM

Revek: Clam clash.


I was going to say, "gash clash."

/not sure which one rolls off the tongue better
//...heh
 
2014-02-23 01:37:28 AM
Coont Pandamonium.
 
2014-02-23 01:38:03 AM
Vulva Fracas
 
2014-02-23 01:38:54 AM
Shamecave Shenanigans
 
2014-02-23 01:39:23 AM
Cocksheath kerfuffle?
 
2014-02-23 01:40:52 AM
My bands new name Tuna Taco Tantrum!
 
2014-02-23 01:41:18 AM

slayer199: You can say Pussy Cat, but not Pussy Riot?


Nah, you can say it. Some tv/radio people are too uptight to do it.
 
2014-02-23 01:41:19 AM
Manko Melee
 
2014-02-23 01:41:52 AM
Twat Tumult
 
2014-02-23 01:44:53 AM

The_Sponge: Kitty Donnybrook


I think I went to grade school with her.
 
2014-02-23 01:45:05 AM
Much Ado about Nothing

/the Shakespeare nerds will back me up on this
 
2014-02-23 01:46:01 AM
Pudendamonium
 
2014-02-23 01:46:11 AM
Kitty Kerfuffle?
 
2014-02-23 01:46:54 AM
A horny cock says  Cock-a-doodle-do.
A horny hen  says   Any-cock-L-do.
 
2014-02-23 01:47:07 AM
Asoko Anarchy
Box Brawl
Clam Jam
Undies Uproar
Twat Tumult
Vagina Violence
Bob Johnson
 
2014-02-23 01:49:48 AM
Rectum Rampage...that's close enough
 
2014-02-23 01:50:09 AM
Slit Fit
 
2014-02-23 01:53:24 AM
Gooch Gangsters
 
2014-02-23 01:54:49 AM
Conjuring the audio and image of Wolf Blitzer saying "coontastrophe" is enough to make me giddy with delight.
 
2014-02-23 01:58:19 AM

lindalouwho: The_Sponge: Kitty Donnybrook

I think I went to grade school with her.



Lulz.

But seriously....donnybrook is such an awesome word.
 
2014-02-23 01:59:27 AM

Prey4reign: Conjuring the audio and image of Wolf Blitzer saying "coontastrophe" is enough to make me giddy with delight.


"coontastrophe" reminds me of my ex.
 
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