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(Salon)   Still in funding phase, app promises threesomes made easy. Promises, promises, promises   (salon.com ) divider line
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2773 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Feb 2014 at 1:16 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-23 01:39:54 AM  
There's an app for that!?
 
2014-02-23 02:02:15 AM  
Now if only there was an app that could get a person like me a twosome.
 
2014-02-23 02:45:34 AM  
That author sounds bitter.
 
2014-02-23 03:07:18 AM  
Apparently they're looking to make finding a willing and eager participant at the local coffee house a thing of the past.
 
2014-02-23 04:06:39 AM  
Jokes on you, it's gonna hook you up with two dudes.
 
2014-02-23 04:09:21 AM  
Overweight, lazy, unemployed.  Seeking 18-27 year old female (original equipment) twins.  No fat chicks.  Bring pizza.  And something for you if you're hungry.

And now I wait...
 
2014-02-23 05:13:28 AM  
I will grant them simple, and extend the benefit of the doubt on awesome (3 is a really... awkward number for group sex, as I imagine are most odd numbers unless you've got something really specific going on fetish-wise).

However, I'm going to have to give them an official rating of "heh, heh, no" on the "safe" bit of the tagline.  Any third-party app with no real moderation is gonna make the craigslist prostitution operations look like well-regulated vegas brothels.

robohobo: Jokes on you, it's gonna hook you up with two dudes.


Meh, if you can handle two partners at once without the usual fail I imagine that wouldn't bother you much.
 
2014-02-23 05:36:13 AM  

Jim_Callahan: I will grant them simple, and extend the benefit of the doubt on awesome (3 is a really... awkward number for group sex, as I imagine are most odd numbers unless you've got something really specific going on fetish-wise).

However, I'm going to have to give them an official rating of "heh, heh, no" on the "safe" bit of the tagline.  Any third-party app with no real moderation is gonna make the craigslist prostitution operations look like well-regulated vegas brothels.

robohobo: Jokes on you, it's gonna hook you up with two dudes.

Meh, if you can handle two partners at once without the usual fail I imagine that wouldn't bother you much.


I managed it fairly well back in the day(with a pair of sisters, no less) and  yes, it would bother me much.
 
2014-02-23 06:04:06 AM  
I predict a lot of this in this thread once everyone wakes up:

i352.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-23 07:47:47 AM  
www.tdpri.com

Twins, Basil.
 
2014-02-23 07:54:59 AM  
The pic included is a low down dirty lie. Even if those women are a complete train wreck from the front, they are still better looking than anyone you would find on that app.

/hot chicks have no problems locating a threesome
 
2014-02-23 10:45:51 AM  
<Kreskin turban>

I predict within one week of the app's release it will be flooded with men pretending to be women to get pictures and men stating that their wives are totally into this idea, really.  Honest injun.

</Kreskin turban>
 
2014-02-23 10:52:38 AM  

EvilEgg: /hot chicks have no problems locating a threesome


Difficulty level: "Hot" chicks also get so much sexual energy thrown at them it doesn't have much inherent value. So all other things being equal, they tend to be less experimental.

Rhino_man: That author sounds bitter.


A-yep.  I'm not sure why threesomes have such a bad reputation.  I would guess I've been in about twenty, and of those, one was more work than fun, two were kind of "meh" and the others were KICK ASS.

85% success rate is okay by me.
 
2014-02-23 11:10:11 AM  

DanInKansas: one was more work than fun


I had an experience like this once with a lesbian couple. I banged those girls like two screen doors in a hurricane for hours expecting a big thank-you afterward, but when it came time to return the favor they got "tired".

And I concur: all of the other threesomes I've had were awesome.
 
2014-02-23 11:20:05 AM  

DanInKansas: EvilEgg: /hot chicks have no problems locating a threesome

Difficulty level: "Hot" chicks also get so much sexual energy thrown at them it doesn't have much inherent value. So all other things being equal, they tend to be less experimental.

Rhino_man: That author sounds bitter.

A-yep.  I'm not sure why threesomes have such a bad reputation.  I would guess I've been in about twenty, and of those, one was more work than fun, two were kind of "meh" and the others were KICK ASS.

85% success rate is okay by me.


-Threesomes have a bad reputation because they often (at least in my experience) happen when relationships are at a point where one partner is bored and looking elsewhere for sex, which leads to the dissolution of the relationship.  Some couples can handle a playmate, some fall prey to jealousy and conflicting emotions.
 
2014-02-23 11:55:16 AM  
A threesome? Is that when you use both hands?
 
2014-02-23 01:28:06 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2014-02-23 01:57:27 PM  
Prediction:

  Site will be packed with copyrighted pictures of 3 rate models who will, at the same time, be from NYC, Chicago, L.A., Dallas and Miami.  Once you reply, you'll get a really nice letter from a girl who, although she can't attach a picture to an email, (too hard), she DID manager to code a website with credit card authorized access, (who knew it was easier than adding an attachment?).  If you're really, REALLY lucky, that credit card fee will be legitimate and you'll end up looking at pictures of women from 5 year old magazines.
 
2014-02-23 02:11:30 PM  

Flash_NYC: Prediction:

  Site will be packed with copyrighted pictures of 3 rate models who will, at the same time, be from NYC, Chicago, L.A., Dallas and Miami.  Once you reply, you'll get a really nice letter from a girl who, although she can't attach a picture to an email, (too hard), she DID manager to code a website with credit card authorized access, (who knew it was easier than adding an attachment?).  If you're really, REALLY lucky, that credit card fee will be legitimate and you'll end up looking at pictures of women from 5 year old magazines.


This. And the non-bots will be all dudes. This is a retarded idea for an app because it will never work
 
2014-02-23 03:27:54 PM  
It's about as likely as BIE
 
2014-02-23 04:28:11 PM  
My wife and I have been looking for a lady to have a threesome with. It's not as easy as you'd think...
 
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