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(Daily Mail)   Vodka binges at 14? Pleasure girls serving at your whim? Being Kim Jong Un's childhood playmate sounds better that this guy make it out to be   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2014-02-23 12:04:47 AM
Who is Kim Yung Un and why is someone making out with him?
 
2014-02-23 12:52:17 AM
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2014-02-23 12:55:52 AM
So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?
 
2014-02-23 12:57:09 AM

zimbomba63: So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?


kidnapped.
 
2014-02-23 12:57:39 AM

zimbomba63: So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?


Usually by kidnapping.
 
2014-02-23 12:58:07 AM
that ?
 
2014-02-23 01:02:17 AM
Smoking, boozing & cavorting with sluts at 14? What's wrong with that?
 
2014-02-23 01:04:27 AM
Go home headline, you are drunk.
 
2014-02-23 01:05:50 AM
Hey subby, you misspelled vodak.
 
2014-02-23 01:10:53 AM

The One True TheDavid: Smoking, boozing & cavorting with sluts at 14? What's wrong with that?


Nothing, if you're not going to grow up to be a homicidal dictator.
 
2014-02-23 01:19:45 AM

zimbomba63: So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?


I dated a Korean in college. She was second gen. American. Parents came over after the war there (funny story, her father was a Christian minister, and ended up setting up a mission in Eastern Europe of all places). She told me stories about her grandmother being utterly and completely anti-Japanese, due to things Japanese soldiers had done to her and hers' within living memory.
 
2014-02-23 01:20:13 AM

The One True TheDavid: Smoking, boozing & cavorting with sluts at 14?


My life in a nutshell.
And then they gave me this stupid hat.
 
2014-02-23 01:22:56 AM
Kim Jung Un.
Kim is the family name.
Jung Un (or Eun) is the personal name.

Who the fark knows who Kim Yung Un is?!
 
2014-02-23 01:25:15 AM

Talawsohu: Kim Jung Un.
Kim is the family name.
Jung Un (or Eun) is the personal name.

Who the fark knows who Kim Yung Un is?!


Kim JONG Un.
/Christ, I need some soju.
 
2014-02-23 01:28:18 AM
Unable to grow any facial hair like a real man, the demented dwarf decided to marry his beard.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-23 01:31:30 AM

harryhardhat: The One True TheDavid: Smoking, boozing & cavorting with sluts at 14?

My life in a nutshell.
And then they gave me this stupid hat.


Geeze Bishop..At least you got something
 
2014-02-23 01:37:04 AM
bet the fat little bastard butt chugs
 
2014-02-23 01:37:25 AM
The gist of the story is that the fat little coont doenst even like girls, and especially despised the pleasure girls setup.
 
2014-02-23 01:48:08 AM
Could be worse.
 
2014-02-23 02:42:39 AM

gaspode: The gist of the story is that the fat little coont doenst even like girls, and especially despised the pleasure girls setup.


Really what is the point of being a dictator if you don't have pleasure girls? WTF is   with this guy?
 
2014-02-23 02:42:51 AM
Are there really three misspellings in this single headline?
 
2014-02-23 03:13:13 AM

OooShiny: Are there really three misspellings in this single headline?


only three?
 
2014-02-23 03:14:13 AM
I believe he found the thought of sex with women to be Aladeen.
 
2014-02-23 03:23:08 AM

bahr: I believe he found the thought of sex with women to be Aladeen.


You win this round.
 
2014-02-23 03:31:36 AM

gaspode: The gist of the story is that the fat little coont doenst even like girls, and especially despised the pleasure girls setup.


Ah, at least one person actually RTFA.

But unlike his sex-mad father, Fujimoto says, Jong Un was shy with girls and 'loathes having relationships with multiple women'.

He adds: 'He never had a girlfriend. His father thought perhaps he wasn't even interested in girls. But when he was around 18, there was this one dancer in the palace and Jong Un came to me and said, "That girl has really big breasts." And so I thought, ah he is interested in girls.


Uh huh.

Fujimoto has concluded that Jong Un's friendship with sporting superstar Dennis Rodman, a regular visitor to North Korea, has a diplomatic purpose. 'I think he wants to raise his profile in America. It's definitely not just about the basketball.'

And definitely not about being into big black men. Nope, not at all.
 
2014-02-23 04:03:12 AM
Slimshaydee:

zimbomba63
:
So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?

kidnapped.



No.  He claims he was initially offered a job to teach chefs in North Korea to prepare sushi back in the 80's.  He took the job for money and when he started out he soon realized it was actually to work as Kim Jong Ill's personal sushi chef.  In between his contract jobs, he went back to his family in Japan although life being involved with the Kims wasn't that simple.

A much more detailed article was previously published in GQ on this guy's story:

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/201306/kim-jong-il-sushi- ch ef-kenji-fujimoto-adam-johnson?currentPage=1
 
2014-02-23 06:59:21 AM
There is a reason why they are called DICK-taters

And they never seem to learn from those that have gone before them.
 
2014-02-23 07:08:48 AM

Talawsohu: Kim Jung Un.
Kim is the family name.
Jung Un (or Eun) is the personal name.

Who the fark knows who Kim Yung Un is?!


Jailbait?
 
2014-02-23 07:30:18 AM
Pleasure GELFs?

www.reddwarf.co.uk
 
2014-02-23 07:42:49 AM
first I will say that all of it may be true, but, has anyone noticed how since he offed his uncle, more and more stories, each more over-the-top about how bat-sh*t crazy this guy is keep coming out one after the other?
sounds kinda like the build-up to a war we just got out of.
I don't think we want to go to war with No. Korea again, it just seems like once again we are being fed hearsay and innuendo very slowly by the media, so whenever the sh*t does hit the fan, we can feel justified in whatever actions we take.
 
2014-02-23 08:27:44 AM
Stripping the teenaged girls, and lifting their legs to inspect their virginity? Does that work?
 
2014-02-23 08:44:54 AM
ftfv: "People got so hungry they would eat anything."

/too many possible punchlines, so little time
 
2014-02-23 08:52:34 AM
FTA: Jong Un's appetite for basketball was insatiable from a young age. It is said that even now he never misses an NBA game.

Brits realize the NBA isn't one team, right? 30 teams, 82 games per team in the regular season, deedilly wollybonkers mate, that's a right shedload of telly!
 
2014-02-23 08:55:54 AM

Ooba Tooba: Stripping the teenaged girls, and lifting their legs to inspect their virginity? Does that work?


I'm sure the "inspection" involved more than a leg-lift and a quick look-see.

Probably a manual search for an intact hymen.

Using teenage Asian girls for your pleasure-dome is a waste anyway*. Asian women usually look best in their late 20s right before they crap out a litter of kids. And besides, the dolphin-squeaking would be nigh-unbearable.

*given that it's an evil dictator's pleasure-dome, they probably aren't kept around long enough to fully ripen
 
2014-02-23 09:20:13 AM

Ooba Tooba: Stripping the teenaged girls, and lifting their legs to inspect their virginity? Does that work?


Of course.
 
2014-02-23 10:07:06 AM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:

Using teenage Asian girls for your pleasure-dome is a waste anyway*. Asian women usually look best in their late 20s right before they crap out a litter of kids.

You are thinking of Russians.

And besides, the dolphin-squeaking would be nigh-unbearable.

You do realize that Asia is not one large Japanese porn video, right?
 
2014-02-23 10:55:41 AM

bigbobowski: first I will say that all of it may be true, but, has anyone noticed how since he offed his uncle, more and more stories, each more over-the-top about how bat-sh*t crazy this guy is keep coming out one after the other?
sounds kinda like the build-up to a war we just got out of.
I don't think we want to go to war with No. Korea again, it just seems like once again we are being fed hearsay and innuendo very slowly by the media, so whenever the sh*t does hit the fan, we can feel justified in whatever actions we take.


It's the daily fail, so this particular story is more, "Look!  Saucy sexy servant slut story! Give us ad revenue!"

As for the rest?  I haven't noticed an increase, but I don't keep track of the number of stories told about the Norks.  I mean none of this shiat is really *new*, except who is doing the killing and the presence of nukes.

Also?  Evidence consistently shows it is true.
 
2014-02-23 11:25:46 AM

SirEattonHogg: Slimshaydee:

zimbomba63:
So how did this Japanese guy get this job?  I thought that the Koreans (North and South) were not big fans of the Japanese, after the Japanese occupation of Korea.  He was a sushi chef, but, how did he end up there?

kidnapped.


No.  He claims he was initially offered a job to teach chefs in North Korea to prepare sushi back in the 80's.  He took the job for money and when he started out he soon realized it was actually to work as Kim Jong Ill's personal sushi chef.  In between his contract jobs, he went back to his family in Japan although life being involved with the Kims wasn't that simple.

A much more detailed article was previously published in GQ on this guy's story:

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/201306/kim-jong-il-sushi- ch ef-kenji-fujimoto-adam-johnson?currentPage=1


OK, this sounds a little more logical than, "Lets kidnap a foreigner, and then make him be the babysitter of the supreme leader's favorite child, because, if there's anybody you can totally trust, it's a kidnapped foreign guy.  Especially when it's a kidnapped foreign guy from a country we hate."  I mean, yes, they're crazy in NK, but, c'mon.
 
2014-02-23 12:29:42 PM

The One True TheDavid: Smoking, boozing & cavorting with sluts at 14? What's wrong with that?


Nice work if you can get it.
 
2014-02-23 12:42:38 PM

gaspode: The gist of the story is that the fat little coont doenst even like girls, and especially despised the pleasure girls setup.


Oh, I came away with the impression that he liked big boobs. But felt shy with more than one girl around at the time.
 
2014-02-23 02:05:10 PM

Talawsohu: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:

Using teenage Asian girls for your pleasure-dome is a waste anyway*. Asian women usually look best in their late 20s right before they crap out a litter of kids.

You are thinking of Russians.

And besides, the dolphin-squeaking would be nigh-unbearable.

You do realize that Asia is not one large Japanese porn video, right?


I was being an asshole, but FWIW I've heard the same thing about Korean girls.
 
2014-02-23 02:09:15 PM

spawn73: gaspode: The gist of the story is that the fat little coont doenst even like girls, and especially despised the pleasure girls setup.

Oh, I came away with the impression that he liked big boobs. But felt shy with more than one girl around at the time.


It said he didn't like the idea of the "pleasure girls", and that is why he killed his uncle (in that his uncle set it up). It also explains the supposed crimes his uncle committed.
 
2014-02-23 02:21:59 PM
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2014-02-23 03:36:26 PM

bahr: I believe he found the thought of sex with women to be Aladeen.


Whew. Scared me there for a minute. I thought he said women from Aberdeen.
 
2014-02-24 11:55:02 AM
Ooba Tooba
Stripping the teenaged girls, and lifting their legs to inspect their virginity? Does that work?

Just ask Rhea of the Coos


/it's always worked for me btw
 
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