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2014-02-22 09:08:37 PM  

Sandelaphon: fusillade762: serial_crusher: Kids these days need to learn the difference between a "protest" and a "riot".

What are they protesting about in Istanbul?

Their PM is an asshole.

You know, I have to give all these other countries that have had protests toppling governments recently a lot of credit for having some hardcore protests.  I mean, here are Americans protesting against super Hitler-Stalin and the end of america as we know it:
[static-secure.guim.co.uk image 620x372]

...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.




To be fair, America isn't in very dire straits yet. The election system still produces a regular turnover in leadership that appeases the masses.
If people really don't like the democrats then a bunch of them will be gone by the end of the year, ending the presidents plans and sating any revolutionary desires until the next cycle.

/we are also armed to the teeth, so there's only so much a politician could get away with.
/inviting in foreign troops or shooting at protestors could easily escalate into a nation sized mad-minute.
 
2014-02-22 09:09:25 PM  

HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?


Wrong song.
 
2014-02-22 09:18:26 PM  

bizzwire: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?

Wrong song.


Go deeper.
 
2014-02-22 09:23:58 PM  

Shostie: Stay safe, subbette.


twistedmetal: /take care of yourself, subette


BiblioTech: /stay safe, subette


TFerWannaBe: Stay safe, subby.


... ... ...

bluenovaman: Stay safe Subbette.


Bears. Many many bears.

/Watch out for the bears, Subs.
 
2014-02-22 09:25:09 PM  

bizzwire: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?

Wrong song.


Dude, sorry for the double post, but you don't know shiat about Vaudeville. I'll have ragtime, anytime, with you, little Northern biatch.
 
2014-02-22 09:26:31 PM  

HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: bizzwire: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?

Wrong song.

Go deeper.


BWAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!
 
2014-02-22 09:35:14 PM  

theorellior: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: bizzwire: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?

Wrong song.

Go deeper.

BWAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!


right into:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q

a bit anticlimactic, like that movie
 
2014-02-22 09:39:54 PM  
She told me she'd be waiting for me in Constantinople and here she is just hanging out in Istanbul!
 
2014-02-22 09:42:16 PM  

theorellior: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: bizzwire: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: Dressed up like a million dollar trouper?

Wrong song.

Go deeper.

BWAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!


Sorry for the double post, but thanks!

I thank YOU for derailing this stupid farking FARK protest thread.

This is now a ragtime music thread, and will be until they cut me off.

Istanbul can suck a dick. this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc

Take your protest an fark off. Don't care. I live here. Doing fine.
 
2014-02-22 09:49:55 PM  
OP thinks FARK matters
 
2014-02-22 09:54:12 PM  

Shostie: Huh. Didn't know this was going on in the cloud of Ukraine and Venezuela.

Stay safe, subbette.


Everyone is sick of eating shiat but us, apparently.
 
2014-02-22 10:00:39 PM  

Sandelaphon: fusillade762: serial_crusher: Kids these days need to learn the difference between a "protest" and a "riot".

What are they protesting about in Istanbul?

Their PM is an asshole.

You know, I have to give all these other countries that have had protests toppling governments recently a lot of credit for having some hardcore protests.  I mean, here are Americans protesting against super Hitler-Stalin and the end of america as we know it:
[static-secure.guim.co.uk image 620x372]

...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.


Looking at those 2 pictures , I'd bet on the Ukrainian protesters beating the living crap out of the American ('bagger) protesters if those two groups ever went head-to-head.....
 
2014-02-22 10:29:45 PM  
Has anyone told subette to stay safe?

Because subette should stay safe.  Also subette should invest in a Health Savings Account (or equivalent tax-free savings account).  I know that if it were me, I my emotions would be doing a 720 and she'll need it for the shrink later.
 
2014-02-22 11:01:10 PM  

way south: Sandelaphon: fusillade762: serial_crusher: Kids these days need to learn the difference between a "protest" and a "riot".

What are they protesting about in Istanbul?

Their PM is an asshole.

You know, I have to give all these other countries that have had protests toppling governments recently a lot of credit for having some hardcore protests.  I mean, here are Americans protesting against super Hitler-Stalin and the end of america as we know it:
[static-secure.guim.co.uk image 620x372]

...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.

To be fair, America isn't in very dire straits yet. The election system still produces a regular turnover in leadership that appeases the masses.
If people really don't like the democrats then a bunch of them will be gone by the end of the year, ending the presidents plans and sating any revolutionary desires until the next cycle.

/we are also armed to the teeth, so there's only so much a politician could get away with.
/inviting in foreign troops or shooting at protestors could easily escalate into a nation sized mad-minute.


Unless the protesters are dirty hippies in Ohio. . .
 
2014-02-22 11:30:04 PM  
Alright, I saw this earlier. Did subbete ever com out? I just wanna know who works for the CIA I mean like if I did her a favor that would be doing a favor to the CIA franchise.
/What ; )
 
2014-02-22 11:34:23 PM  

HighOnCraic: way south: Sandelaphon: fusillade762: serial_crusher: Kids these days need to learn the difference between a "protest" and a "riot".

What are they protesting about in Istanbul?

Their PM is an asshole.

You know, I have to give all these other countries that have had protests toppling governments recently a lot of credit for having some hardcore protests.  I mean, here are Americans protesting against super Hitler-Stalin and the end of america as we know it:
[static-secure.guim.co.uk image 620x372]

...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.

To be fair, America isn't in very dire straits yet. The election system still produces a regular turnover in leadership that appeases the masses.
If people really don't like the democrats then a bunch of them will be gone by the end of the year, ending the presidents plans and sating any revolutionary desires until the next cycle.

/we are also armed to the teeth, so there's only so much a politician could get away with.
/inviting in foreign troops or shooting at protestors could easily escalate into a nation sized mad-minute.

Unless the protesters are dirty hippies in Ohio. . .


I'm fairly sure if there was a Kent State 2.0, people would shrug and say 'Meh.' while Fox News would say the protesters deserved it and MSNBC would point the finger at the GOP for causing/encouraging it. And we'd have our 5 minute rage on a few Fark threads before getting over it and moving onto the next act of politics entertainment.

America is nowhere near being in the same category as Ukraine or any other despotic government. It is nowhere near 'Revolution' status, as much as I wish it was sometimes. People really don't care enough to revolt. They're placated with instant gratification, fast food, and television news entertainment. Compared to elsewhere in the world, Americans have it good.
 
2014-02-22 11:44:33 PM  
Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
i.imgur.com

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.
 
2014-02-23 12:00:23 AM  

sheep snorter: Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
[i.imgur.com image 600x600]

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.


A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

And you can win. I won today.

Some pig pulled a "papers please" thing with me. I demanded to be cited. Fought it. I won. Now a civil suit that will cost my community a lot of money.

I'm a farking winner. Nobody farking tells me what to do.

Yup.
 
2014-02-23 12:04:29 AM  

HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: sheep snorter: Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
[i.imgur.com image 600x600]

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

And you can win. I won today.

Some pig pulled a "papers please" thing with me. I demanded to be cited. Fought it. I won. Now a civil suit that will cost my community a lot of money.

I'm a farking winner. Nobody farking tells me what to do.

Yup.


Shouldn't you have simply shot the cop in this scenario?
 
2014-02-23 12:07:31 AM  

Hickory-smoked: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: sheep snorter: Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
[i.imgur.com image 600x600]

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

And you can win. I won today.

Some pig pulled a "papers please" thing with me. I demanded to be cited. Fought it. I won. Now a civil suit that will cost my community a lot of money.

I'm a farking winner. Nobody farking tells me what to do.

Yup.

Shouldn't you have simply shot the cop in this scenario?


tou·ché
 
2014-02-23 12:29:12 AM  
Damn Subby, normally I have to turn off safe search to find girls with balls that big.
 
2014-02-23 01:08:57 AM  

HawgWild: TheSwizz: HawgWild: I'll say one thing for ya, subbette. You've got:

[cdn.sheknows.com image 400x242]

An assortment of edible in-husk tree droppings? hahah....wait...


I don't get it.

[www.shahsteel.com image 400x249]


Fasteners?
 
2014-02-23 01:15:08 AM  

HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: sheep snorter: Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
[i.imgur.com image 600x600]

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

And you can win. I won today.

Some pig pulled a "papers please" thing with me. I demanded to be cited. Fought it. I won. Now a civil suit that will cost my community a lot of money.

I'm a farking winner. Nobody farking tells me what to do.

Yup.


Looks like we got ourselves a bad-ass here!
 
2014-02-23 01:46:01 AM  
zeroman987:

You know, I have to give all these other countries that have had protests toppling governments recently a lot of credit for having some hardcore protests.  I mean, here are Americans protesting against super Hitler-Stalin and the end of america as we know it:
[static-secure.guim.co.uk image 620x372]

...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.

It is almost as if the people in the Ukraine are protesting real injustice and the Teabaggers (tm) are protesting non-sense.


Hahahahahaha!  That pretty much puts it in a nutshell, right there.
 
2014-02-23 02:02:14 AM  

A. Snatchfold: HawgWild: I'll say one thing for ya, subbette. You've got:

[cdn.sheknows.com image 400x242]

Nope. She's got huevos. Big ones, too.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-23 03:14:17 AM  
Thanks guys, I don't actually have balls though.
Just a crappy digital camera and an overactive sense of justice.

Don't forget about us here in Turkey. Just because fewer people die than in Ukraine, Sudan or Venezuela, doesn't mean our struggle has ended. Without TOR, there is pretty much no Internet, all traffic is mandatorily recorded for 2 years, and it only gets worse. This was back-door fascism, nobody saw it coming, little by little the Islamic choke-hold was slipped into place. Insidious.

I eat pepper spray, tear gas, or whatever they put in the TOMA that temporarily blinds you and makes hot showers impossible for a few hours...most weekends.

I do NOT throw things, chant, yell or act aggressively.  I follow the action, record, and help injured people. I cannot afford to lose my visa.

There are other videos on my youtube page from the past few months. Please feel free to share them.

Most recent protests have been against Law 6518 which requires Internet service providers to store data on web users' activities for two years and make it available to the authorities upon request without a judicial order, and Internet service providers will face severe penalties if they fail to remove content deemed to be illegal.

More information about the problems here:

A good summary:  http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/no-other-government-like-this-one.as p x?pageID=238&nID=62743&NewsCatID=396

Turkey financing terrorism   http://www.defenddemocracy.org/stuff/uploads/documents/Schanzer_Turke y _Final_Report_3_smaller.pdf

Islamic practice more important than soccer(!) during World Cup to State-run television ="http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkish-state-tv-wont-air-worl d-cup-m atches-at-fast-breaking-times-.aspx?pageID=238&nID=62762&NewsCatID=341 ">http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkish-state-tv-wont-air-world-c up-m atches-at-fast-breaking-times-.aspx?pageID=238&nID=62762&NewsCatID=341

The Prime Minister gets his own secret police (in addition to being the head of the judicial and legislative branches)  "http://www.todayszaman.com/newsDetail_getNewsById.action;jsessi onid=63 EA0F7E3CA6DDDD20D0D070E64CDA77?newsId=340138">http://www.todayszaman .com/newsDetail_getNewsById.action;jsessionid=63 EA0F7E3CA6DDDD20D0D070E64CDA77?newsId=340138

Why the President won't stand up to the Prime Minister:  http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkey-takes-another-step-backwards.a spx?pageID=449&nID=62690&NewsCatID=416


Psychopath in Chief   http://www.todayszaman.com/newsDetail_getNewsById.action;jsessionid=5 A 99E1984D783536786D8A65E3FA4389?newsId=340152
 
2014-02-23 03:24:34 AM  
 
2014-02-23 03:34:52 AM  

strathcona: HowDareYouCallMeAHoser: sheep snorter: Why protests to gain freedom from corruption, fail
[i.imgur.com image 600x600]

/Exercise your Right to self defense.
//A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

A good defense is a rip-roaring offense.

And you can win. I won today.

Some pig pulled a "papers please" thing with me. I demanded to be cited. Fought it. I won. Now a civil suit that will cost my community a lot of money.

I'm a farking winner. Nobody farking tells me what to do.

Yup.

Looks like we got ourselves a bad-ass here!


'taint pretty.
 
2014-02-23 06:05:49 AM  

A. Snatchfold: HawgWild: I'll say one thing for ya, subbette. You've got:

[cdn.sheknows.com image 400x242]

Nope. She's got huevos. Big ones, too.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-23 07:09:42 AM  

Target Builder: Sandelaphon:
...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.

"That's not an #Occupy, THIS is an #Occupy."

Revolutions and Uprisings are Serious Business, and those guys are not farking around with an esoteric 5000 point plan to address every wrong felt by every person on earth


The problem with Occupy is not that they had no idea what they were protesting--I think a lot of them did. It was simply that the problem was being worked out and voiced publicly, causing the process of "figuring out the problem" to happen in realtime and thus be mocked by a soundbite-hungy media, and a public already eager to dismiss progressives.

In the US, the only protests given media credence are the ones orchestrated and astroturfed by billionaires...who coincidentally own a ton of the media. A ton of the media dismisses progressive activism, and so the public does, too. Works out well for the anti-Occupy billionaires.

But Occupy did its job--we all know what it was about NOW, don't we? To the point that it can be used as conversational shorthand. At the time, they seemed unfocused, but they really weren't. Just inexperienced.

In our media and entertainment-oversaturated country, we have a split problem of political oversaturation and lethargic apathy. Something is wrong with this country. I think most folks can feel it. But we're too used to shouting at each other and not used enough to the kind of debate that actually leads to action. Therefore, when people finally do get pressed too far and feel like protesting, their protests look "unfocused". People shouldn't have to spend years getting a degree in political science in order to justify protesting, just so they can sound like they "have it together". But that's what people expected of Occupy, instead of focusing on the valuable protest innovations within that movement.

The media of course capitalizes on this perceived failure, rather than seeing it as a symptom of their own influence; and sells the "Occupy is an unfocused failure" line back to a public trained to judgment and dismissal of actual action.

Occupy did something cool with its consensus experiment, but I think it's becoming clear that revolutions need leaders to speak for them, in order to not be utterly mocked by a lazy-ass media. I don't think the Ukrainians would have gotten as far as they did without spokespeople.
 
2014-02-23 07:43:07 AM  

supageil: Target Builder: Sandelaphon:
...and here are some Ukrainians protesting what they see as a shiatty trade deal:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


America really needs to step up it's game.

"That's not an #Occupy, THIS is an #Occupy."

Revolutions and Uprisings are Serious Business, and those guys are not farking around with an esoteric 5000 point plan to address every wrong felt by every person on earth

The problem with Occupy is not that they had no idea what they were protesting--I think a lot of them did. It was simply that the problem was being worked out and voiced publicly, causing the process of "figuring out the problem" to happen in realtime and thus be mocked by a soundbite-hungy media, and a public already eager to dismiss progressives.

In the US, the only protests given media credence are the ones orchestrated and astroturfed by billionaires...who coincidentally own a ton of the media. A ton of the media dismisses progressive activism, and so the public does, too. Works out well for the anti-Occupy billionaires.

But Occupy did its job--we all know what it was about NOW, don't we? To the point that it can be used as conversational shorthand. At the time, they seemed unfocused, but they really weren't. Just inexperienced.

In our media and entertainment-oversaturated country, we have a split problem of political oversaturation and lethargic apathy. Something is wrong with this country. I think most folks can feel it. But we're too used to shouting at each other and not used enough to the kind of debate that actually leads to action. Therefore, when people finally do get pressed too far and feel like protesting, their protests look "unfocused". People shouldn't have to spend years getting a degree in political science in order to justify protesting, just so they can sound like they "have it together". But that's what people expected of Occupy, instead of focusing on the valuable protest innovations within that movement.

The media of course capitalizes ...


That's some cute revisionism.

It was a hiccup in time, and the folks who cling to it are generally those who supported it to begin with.

Ukraine had leaders who spoke for them, and when they were done speaking, they mocked them openly.

You have to have organization from the very start, and maintain that organization throughout, or the seedy militant types will capitalize on any gathered emotion and cause chaos - which undermines the effectiveness of the entire message.

It's the difference between having an adult conversation and screaming like a child who had their toy taken away.
 
2014-02-23 08:01:12 AM  

HawgWild: Subbette's dick is so big, it has its own dick. And Subbette's dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

Subbette once punched a guy in the soul.

Subbette went back in time and gave birth to herself.

Subbette once illegally parked behind the Statue of Liberty, flipped off the guards and got away with it.

/now I'm just being silly


bluenovaman: Stay safe Subbette.


 She sounds kinda like the World's Most Interesting Woman

Stay thirsty my friends
 
2014-02-23 08:32:55 AM  
I was glad to see this, mainly because it confirmed to me that Agarista was OK. You can subscribe to her YouTube channel here.
 
2014-02-23 08:43:24 AM  
TBH, I swore when I realized my hair was burning.

stupid sparks.

(Totally fine, was due for a trim anyways)
 
2014-02-23 09:14:58 AM  
And to think there was a time when Turkey was held up as an example of an Islamic western-style democracy.
 
2014-02-23 09:44:23 AM  
I'm glad this went green.  Keep up that good work Agarista.

/and please, be safe FFS
 
2014-02-23 03:11:46 PM  
Agarista: keep fighting the good fight, but do try to not get killed, ok?
 
2014-02-23 11:21:09 PM  

Agarista: Just a crappy digital camera and an overactive sense of justice.


That's what is feared most by tyrants. Justice.

Stay safe.
 
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