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(Politico)   In case you missed it, Sarah Palin has a new reality show beginning on April 3rd. Since it is on the Sportsman Channel most of America will miss it, so here is the trailer. Seems to be missing an Eagle   (politico.com) divider line 64
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2014-02-22 04:01:17 PM
Another thing for the parental controls to block, thanks!
 
2014-02-22 04:03:33 PM
Who?
 
2014-02-22 04:04:28 PM
gamemoir.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-22 04:11:39 PM
no1curr
 
2014-02-22 04:15:09 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-22 04:54:14 PM
wp.iovine.com
 
2014-02-22 04:59:05 PM
This show can not fail:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/only miss several times
 
2014-02-22 05:01:09 PM
Needs more rock, flag, and eagle.
 
2014-02-22 05:02:54 PM

Bob Falfa:


I tried that with unnecissarily animated quotes, but they are still here.
 
2014-02-22 05:03:37 PM
She'll quit the show before the 1st season is over.
 
2014-02-22 05:04:10 PM
GIS for "tard cannon" was surprisingly bereft.

Fixed that.
makeameme.org
 
2014-02-22 05:06:02 PM
So, she's finally gonna hunt the Downy for sport? Good thing she cant shoot for shiat.
 
2014-02-22 05:08:36 PM
Hopefully they can find a midepisode replacement for her.
 
2014-02-22 05:08:55 PM
If you think that's sad just remember that there is a disturbingly large number of "Real 'Mercans" who have, plan to, or are currently masturbating to the trailer.
 
2014-02-22 05:12:10 PM
doctoraday.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-22 05:16:52 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
How could you not watch this?

/shamelessly stolen from somewhere
 
2014-02-22 05:19:47 PM

weirdneighbour: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 308x164]
How could you not watch this?

/shamelessly stolen from somewhere


You have no shame.
 
2014-02-22 05:28:55 PM
I'm glad Sarah Palin has a reality show...now I can turn her off.
 
2014-02-22 05:30:45 PM
Ah FINALLY the quitter is in the correct category.
 
2014-02-22 05:32:04 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you think that's sad just remember that there is a disturbingly large number of "Real 'Mercans" who have, plan to, or are currently masturbating to the trailer.


Let's face it: a brief, sad frot prior to a sobbing jizz into a crusty sock is better than the alternative.
a.abcnews.com
 
2014-02-22 05:34:19 PM
IIRC she moved from Alaska to Arizona as soon as she got the dough to do it.
 
2014-02-22 05:41:24 PM
I'm not into it, but I still want to choke her.
 
2014-02-22 05:46:12 PM
I don't think they realize that not all of those quotes are of the flattering variety.

"Every sentence she uttered was news" -Rand Paul

"Fusing celebrity and populism"-Shia Labouf
 
2014-02-22 05:51:53 PM

propasaurus: no1curr


I'm quoting this with my favorite gif that says precisely that:

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-22 05:53:59 PM
Attribution quotes should require timestamps.

Poised. Stirring. Charming.
                     - Time

Is from Sept. 3, 2008. The punctuation was changed as well, making is a non-quote.  Original:

"The Alaska Governor was poised, stirring, charming, confident, snarky, cozy, well-rehearsed, biting, utterly fearless, unflappable, and self-assured."


Didn't even bother looking up the other two.
 
2014-02-22 06:34:38 PM

Coco LaFemme: I'm quoting this with my favorite gif that says precisely that:


I love that .gif.

/nothing to say about the other thing
 
2014-02-22 06:39:11 PM
media.tumblr.com

I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob
 
2014-02-22 06:39:30 PM
This should be in the politics section with the obvious tag
 
2014-02-22 06:54:47 PM

stoli n coke: So, she's finally gonna hunt the Downy for sport? Good thing she cant shoot for shiat.


It really is sort of retardedly impressive, that she was either too lazy or too arrogant to meet with a Hollywood firearms technical adviser, to at least be able to fake her way through a staged hunt, in order to keep up her phony Great White Huntress persona.
 
2014-02-22 07:03:35 PM

scotchcrotch: This should be in the politics section with the obvious tag


No. Just no. Sarah Palin ceased to be politically relevant a LONG time ago. The Entertainment Tab is perfectly appropriate for any story involving her.
 
2014-02-22 07:17:44 PM

Coco LaFemme: propasaurus: no1curr

I'm quoting this with my favorite gif that says precisely that:

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x333]


I would watch this for an hour a week.

Not so much the show in the link.
 
2014-02-22 07:23:19 PM

imapirate: Who?


I think she was the lassie from "logjammin"
 
2014-02-22 07:26:05 PM

RoyHobbs22: I think she was the lassie from "logjammin"


Asia Carrera?
 
2014-02-22 07:35:16 PM

red5ish: IIRC she moved from Alaska to Arizona as soon as she got the dough to do it.


You know who else moved to Arizona?
 
2014-02-22 07:39:13 PM
propasaurus:

no1curr

 
2014-02-22 07:41:56 PM

mcmnky: red5ish: IIRC she moved from Alaska to Arizona as soon as she got the dough to do it.

You know who else moved to Arizona?


No, I think those guys went to Argentina.
 
2014-02-22 07:42:46 PM
I don't have cable TV, so go ahead and crap all over yourselves, cable companies!
 
2014-02-22 07:48:47 PM
i.imgur.com

It's just that the luxury edition has so much more eagle, it saddens me to think of you missing out.
 
2014-02-22 07:50:29 PM

mcmnky: red5ish: IIRC she moved from Alaska to Arizona as soon as she got the dough to do it.

You know who else moved to Arizona?


cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-22 07:58:03 PM
I prefer this version of Sarah Palin
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-02-22 07:58:21 PM

stoli n coke: So, she's finally gonna hunt the Downy for sport? Good thing she cant shoot for shiat.


"Downy"?

Stay classy.
 
2014-02-22 08:10:34 PM
I found the missing eagle:

vincentbeaulieu.com
 
2014-02-22 08:25:30 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 08:36:51 PM
I have exactly one person on my Facebook feed who reposts her stupid shiat. I don't understand. Guy is a well educated Vietnam Vet who was a ER nurse for 3 decades. I have no idea why he likes this grifter. She;s obviously a total moron who just parrots talking points she heard from Fat shiatbaugh. I has a sad.
 
2014-02-22 08:37:19 PM

Sgt Otter: It really is sort of retardedly impressive, that she was either too lazy or too arrogant to meet with a Hollywood firearms technical adviser, to at least be able to fake her way through a staged hunt, in order to keep up her phony Great White Huntress persona.


To be fair, a lot of people hunt like that. Once. And then their dad or uncle, who's normally a pretty chill guy, grabs them by their twelve-year-old throats, pushes them up against the nearest tree, and explains exactly how far he'll shove that rifle up their ass if they use it as a walking stick one more time. Perhaps her father was too busy keeping an eye on Russia to attend to that matter when she was growing up.

As for how it made it on the air, I'm guessing there was some technical advisor or production assistant who knew better, started to say something, and then shrugged and walked away. And hey, we're still talking about it all this time later, so you can't argue that it wasn't compelling TV.
 
2014-02-22 08:37:58 PM
They gonna hunt liberals.
 
2014-02-22 08:39:24 PM

TV's Vinnie: I don't have cable TV, so go ahead and crap all over yourselves, cable companies!


had to go to wikipedia and then search my onscreen program guide for Dish, but yeah that channel is included in my current subscription, on the plus side at least I know that no one can come into my house and force me to watch this, yet.
 
2014-02-22 08:47:34 PM
Already see how this is going to go. Halfway through the first season she will quit. Then she will write a book about the experience, which will flop. Meanwhile, her unwed daughter will have another bastard kid by some loser nobody that won't marry her.

/no matter what she does John Ratzenberger will have already done it better
 
2014-02-22 08:50:50 PM

semiotix: To be fair, a lot of people hunt like that. Once. And then their dad or uncle, who's normally a pretty chill guy, grabs them by their twelve-year-old throats, pushes them up against the nearest tree,


I'm pretty sure I've been spending too much time in the wrong places.  I really expected this possibly semi-autobiographical story to go somewhere entirely different.
 
2014-02-22 08:54:28 PM
Now I have that Tavares song "Sarah Must Be Missing an Eagle" stuck in my head.  THANKS SUBBY
 
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