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(AP)   Mexico would like to let all of its citizens know that El Chapo has been captured, it is now safe to return home   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 56
    More: Spiffy, Mexico, Pablo Guzman, Law enforcement in the United States, Colombian Police, Nuevo Laredo, Jalisco, Gulf of California, U.S. Immigration  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-22 12:40:04 PM  
forums.rennlist.com
 
2014-02-22 12:47:21 PM  
Well that's it, drug war won.
 
2014-02-22 01:04:00 PM  
Before I clicked on the link, I thought El Chapo was someone's escaped pet llama.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-22 01:36:03 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 01:36:57 PM  

Via Infinito: Before I clicked on the link, I thought El Chapo was someone's escaped pet llama.


Better than me i thought it was the name of Taco Bell's new product.
 
2014-02-22 01:39:25 PM  
I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.
 
2014-02-22 02:11:25 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.


Chapo means Shorty, which I presume he wasn't called to his face.
 
2014-02-22 02:12:46 PM  
FTA: "His drug empire stretches throughout North America and reaches as far away as Europe and Australia"

Being a drug lord sounds like a lot of work.

I replaced my garbage disposal yesterday and was like "whelp, that deserves a couple beers and a nap on the couch..."
 
2014-02-22 02:34:32 PM  

violentsalvation: Well that's it, drug war won.


That giant blimp in your backyard should be coming down any minute now.

vpb: [img.fark.net image 400x481]


Nice. That's the first person I thought of, too.
 
2014-02-22 02:47:02 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: violentsalvation: Well that's it, drug war won.


That giant blimp in your backyard should be coming down any minute now.


It snapped off the tether, blew into town, and went down in other people's backyards a couple years ago.

www.kvoa.com
 
2014-02-22 03:11:18 PM  
Someone captured Chappo?
 
2014-02-22 03:18:56 PM  
justsayin.typepad.com
 
2014-02-22 03:42:54 PM  
What about El Chupacabra?
 
2014-02-22 03:44:26 PM  

violentsalvation: ecmoRandomNumbers: violentsalvation: Well that's it, drug war won.


That giant blimp in your backyard should be coming down any minute now.

It snapped off the tether, blew into town, and went down in other people's backyards a couple years ago.

[www.kvoa.com image 738x442]


Could've been worse:
www.digitalfilmtree.com
 
2014-02-22 03:44:33 PM  

vpb: [forums.rennlist.com image 600x341]


Thread was over in one.
 
2014-02-22 03:45:29 PM  
Alternate headline: El Chapo has been captured; will be tried on a plethora of charges.
 
2014-02-22 03:46:19 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."

 
2014-02-22 03:47:13 PM  
Did he rape horses and ride off on the women?
 
2014-02-22 03:49:57 PM  

Ambitwistor: Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."


www.cos.gatech.edu
 
2014-02-22 03:50:40 PM  
These guys?
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 03:50:50 PM  
Mysteriously evaporates from jail in 3...2...1....
 
2014-02-22 03:52:14 PM  

vpb: [forums.rennlist.com image 600x341]


Can a plethora be cured, you know like mono?
 
2014-02-22 03:53:31 PM  
Assuming he isn't released or doesn't simply continue his work while in 'prison', another one will just take his place.
 
2014-02-22 03:58:34 PM  
Did he have a guitar case full of weapons?
 
2014-02-22 04:01:11 PM  
I SHALL PLAY YOU

upload.wikimedia.org

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
 
2014-02-22 04:01:38 PM  

violentsalvation: Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.

Chapo means Shorty, which I presume he wasn't called to his face.


It means cook/chef. You're thinking 'chavo', like the tv character.
 
2014-02-22 04:06:07 PM  

kling_klang_bed: violentsalvation: Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.

Chapo means Shorty, which I presume he wasn't called to his face.

It means cook/chef. You're thinking 'chavo', like the tv character.


His arch nemesis isn't a white dude called Heisenberg, was it?
 
2014-02-22 04:10:34 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Did he rape horses and ride off on the women?


I'm sure he at least pruned the hedges.
 
2014-02-22 04:12:14 PM  
cheap_thoughts

His arch nemesis isn't a white dude called Heisenberg, was it?

There's some uncertainty.
 
2014-02-22 04:16:38 PM  
Guzman appeared in a white shirt and dark pants and had a mustache and full head of dark hair

Everything I knew is wrong
 
2014-02-22 04:35:27 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.


You're the top! 
You're Napoleon Brandy. 
You're the purple light 
Of a summer night in Spain
 
2014-02-22 04:56:10 PM  
If this character's capture means Mexicans can now go home....considering who's still on
the loose in the States, will they take us with them?
 
2014-02-22 04:57:44 PM  

Li'l Robbie: If this character's capture means Mexicans can now go home....considering who's still on
the loose in the States, will they take us with them?


Nope, sorry. Mexico's gonna be full.
 
2014-02-22 05:02:19 PM  
El Cheapo. It means no meat in the burrito.
 
2014-02-22 05:10:54 PM  
blogs-images.forbes.com

First place I would have looked!

/"El Chapo" = "El Chaparrito" or in English "The little short Dude"
 
2014-02-22 05:30:40 PM  
I have a deep feeling of relief and hope.
 
2014-02-22 05:41:12 PM  

bessyglass: I have a deep feeling of relief and hope.


That's a urinary tract infection.
 
2014-02-22 05:46:32 PM  

lindalouwho: bessyglass: I have a deep feeling of relief and hope.

That's a urinary tract infection.


AZO Standard
 
2014-02-22 05:53:38 PM  
How long until Obama claims credit for this?
 
2014-02-22 05:57:44 PM  
Mexico would like to let all of its citizens know that El Chapo has been captured, it is now safe to return home CIA would like you to think The War on Drugs isn't a puppet show

FTFY subby.  Looks like a smoother version of the Pablo Escobar fiesta.
 
2014-02-22 06:14:01 PM  
That's a couple of strokes of the plunger in the toilet that is mexico.  Carry on, lads.
 
2014-02-22 06:27:25 PM  
So, will we see his beheading video soon? Imagine Obama using an envelope opener to chop his head off lol!
 
2014-02-22 07:03:33 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: I don't speak Spanish, so I used Google translate to find out that "El Chapo" means "chapo."  Since that doesn't help, I'll just assume the french translation, and call him "the Hat."
His partner "El Mayo" probably means "The Mayonnaise."

The Hat and The Mayonnaise.

/ok,so it translated the second one as The May... as if that makes him scarier.


It's spanish, so to translate into english, you take off the o at the end. El means the, so El Chapo means "The Chap".
 
2014-02-22 07:10:32 PM  
I have a deep craving for spleef and dope.
 
2014-02-22 07:26:10 PM  
Has Professor Elemental been notified?
 
2014-02-22 07:39:25 PM  
So, chaos and bloodshed in the inevitable war of succession then?
 
2014-02-22 07:52:51 PM  
i read it as el cheapo so....
 
2014-02-22 08:03:59 PM  
If only they can find El Barto.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-22 08:13:22 PM  
Maybe he'll build his own luxury jail like Pablo Escobar
 
2014-02-22 08:23:23 PM  
The drug war is over.  Mission accomplished.
 
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