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(USA Today)   Ragnarök   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, Vikings, Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, Cold & Wet  
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17504 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2014 at 4:16 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-22 12:59:18 PM  
9 votes:
2014-02-22 12:34:29 PM  
5 votes:
Let the Techno Viking dancing COMMENCE!!!
2014-02-22 01:09:19 PM  
4 votes:
I prefer Fragglerök.
2014-02-22 06:39:12 PM  
3 votes:

bratface: That's 'Master Troll' to You: I prefer Fragglerök.

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Why is there a penis above Mokey Fraggle's head?

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That was Fraggle c*ck
2014-02-22 12:38:22 PM  
3 votes:
I say R-a
Rok, rok, rok, rok
I say r-a
R-a-g-g a-r-o-k-k-

2014-02-22 12:35:03 PM  
3 votes:
Why should I believe a team that's never won a Super Bowl?
2014-02-22 12:59:12 PM  
2 votes:
That's great, does it start with an earthquake?
2014-02-22 12:47:57 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-22 12:40:48 PM  
2 votes:
I don't like spam!
2014-02-22 12:33:05 PM  
2 votes:

Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?
2014-02-22 12:30:03 PM  
2 votes:
What a coincidence, Canada is going to beat the snot out of Ikea in tomorrow's hockey game.
2014-02-22 12:28:43 PM  
2 votes:
Cool.  No more debt to pay off!
2014-02-22 11:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-22 11:42:00 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-22 06:58:50 PM  
1 vote:
Deyr fe, og deyr frændr, og deyr sjalfr it samme,
Eg veit ein som aldri deyr,
2 for 1 cheese sticks at Little Caesars!
2014-02-22 06:11:16 PM  
1 vote:

Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier

Not necessarily.
2014-02-22 05:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'd rock this even on the rag.
2014-02-22 02:44:32 PM  
1 vote:
BTW, I just remembered you can steal a Ragnarok sword from the Doom statue in Kefka's tower, and then you could cast Warp and leave, so technically you can have both the Esper and sword.
2014-02-22 01:52:00 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-22 01:15:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm off to rape and pillige and rape
2014-02-22 01:14:38 PM  
1 vote:
They're doing it wrong!

You're supposed to turn Ragnarok into a sword in Narshe. It's the only way to get Illumina!
2014-02-22 01:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-22 01:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
And lo, did Farkers proceedeth to Ragnarok and Roll as the world did end...
/hot like the fires of the apocalypse
//can't believe nobody did this already...
2014-02-22 12:44:54 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, was that today?
2014-02-22 12:33:37 PM  
1 vote:

ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?

You don't wanna know.
2014-02-22 12:32:25 PM  
1 vote:

2014-02-22 12:29:57 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.
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