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2014-02-22 12:28:41 PM  
This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.
 
2014-02-22 12:28:43 PM  
Cool.  No more debt to pay off!
 
2014-02-22 12:29:57 PM  
Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.
 
2014-02-22 12:30:03 PM  
What a coincidence, Canada is going to beat the snot out of Ikea in tomorrow's hockey game.
 
2014-02-22 12:32:25 PM  
Rag:

www.howtohaveitall.net

Ragnarök:

norse-mythology.org
 
2014-02-22 12:33:05 PM  

Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.


It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?
 
2014-02-22 12:33:28 PM  
1 hour 14 minutes to go?

I was gonna walk my dog but now I may as well wait, just in case. Maybe a nice grilled cheese sandwich before the apocalypse...

/farking paid my Visa yesterday too, godammit
 
2014-02-22 12:33:37 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?


You don't wanna know.
 
2014-02-22 12:34:28 PM  
FEAR MONGERS!
 
2014-02-22 12:34:29 PM  
Let the Techno Viking dancing COMMENCE!!!

stoneyroads.com
 
2014-02-22 12:35:03 PM  
Why should I believe a team that's never won a Super Bowl?
 
2014-02-22 12:37:16 PM  
www.sternfannetwork.com
 
2014-02-22 12:38:22 PM  
I say R-a
A-r-o-k
A-r-o-k
Rag
A-r-o-k
Rok, rok, rok, rok
R
I say r-a
R-a-g
R-a-g-g
Rag
R-a-g-g a-r-o-k-k-
Ragnarök

Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Ragnarök
 
2014-02-22 12:40:48 PM  
I don't like spam!
 
2014-02-22 12:41:21 PM  

AgentPothead: This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.


And that place is awesome. So I don't have a problem with this.
 
2014-02-22 12:44:52 PM  
Ssweet.I've always wanted to fight an ice giant
 
2014-02-22 12:44:54 PM  
Oh, was that today?
 
2014-02-22 12:45:11 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I say R-a
A-r-o-k
A-r-o-k
Rag
A-r-o-k
Rok, rok, rok, rok
R
I say r-a
R-a-g
R-a-g-g
Rag
R-a-g-g a-r-o-k-k-
Ragnarök

Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Ragnarök


Will be in my head all day. Thanks.
 
2014-02-22 12:47:57 PM  
 
2014-02-22 12:52:03 PM  
Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!
 
2014-02-22 12:52:25 PM  
So who would the joke be on, if it did?
 
2014-02-22 12:54:44 PM  
Given that there has been summer between winters, no. Not time for ragnarok.
 
2014-02-22 12:57:09 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!


Just swap you helmet around to one side so you have the unicorn thing going on.
 
2014-02-22 12:59:12 PM  
That's great, does it start with an earthquake?
 
rpm
2014-02-22 12:59:18 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-22 01:06:24 PM  
Don't forget your towel.  See you all in 38 minutes...
 
2014-02-22 01:09:19 PM  
I prefer Fragglerök.

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-22 01:10:33 PM  
I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.
 
2014-02-22 01:10:49 PM  
ehx-cellent.

Smithers, ready the stanley steamer, we're going to ride out and meet the hordes of deities & daemons and awe them into submission with our superior technology
 
2014-02-22 01:11:36 PM  
And lo, did Farkers proceedeth to Ragnarok and Roll as the world did end...

1.bp.blogspot.com
/hot like the fires of the apocalypse
//can't believe nobody did this already...
 
2014-02-22 01:12:02 PM  
 
2014-02-22 01:14:33 PM  

That's 'Master Troll' to You: I prefer Fragglerök.

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x1043]


Tint fist and all
 
2014-02-22 01:14:38 PM  
They're doing it wrong!

You're supposed to turn Ragnarok into a sword in Narshe. It's the only way to get Illumina!
 
2014-02-22 01:15:52 PM  
I'm off to rape and pillige and rape
 
2014-02-22 01:16:38 PM  
29 minutes left

At least I can finish my coffee...
 
2014-02-22 01:18:15 PM  
I am totally going to make a "i survived ragnarok" bumper sticker.
 
2014-02-22 01:22:07 PM  

fjnorton: I'm off to rape and pillige and rape


You said rape twice.
 
2014-02-22 01:23:40 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.


Someone didn't read the article.
 
2014-02-22 01:28:48 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: fjnorton: I'm off to rape and pillige and rape

You said rape twice.


He likes rape.
 
2014-02-22 01:38:59 PM  
I thought an asteroid killed all the vikings?
 
2014-02-22 01:39:16 PM  

www.uffsite.net

 
2014-02-22 01:39:21 PM  

INeedAName: The Irresponsible Captain: I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.

Someone didn't read the article.


did you? all the article says is that director for some center trying to drum up publicity declared the gjallarhorn blown and set an arbitrary date himself coinciding with the end of his festival. nothing about the scriptures.
 
2014-02-22 01:52:00 PM  
 
2014-02-22 02:10:32 PM  

www.rpglegion.com

 
2014-02-22 02:35:13 PM  

AgentPothead: This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.


Move along!
 
2014-02-22 02:41:19 PM  

drumhellar: They're doing it wrong!

You're supposed to turn Ragnarok into a sword in Narshe. It's the only way to get Illumina!


Crap I just noticed you beat me.

You're wrong, though. Ragnarok is the only magicite that teaches Ultima! You really think one sword is enough to offset the advantage of every party member learning Ultima?

BTW yes I know that wagering Ragnarok sword at the coliseum gets you the Illumina sword, which is better, and that the Paladin shield teaches Ultima, and that Terra learns Ultima at lv99 regardless. But who the hell ever got the Paladin shield without a Game Genie?

You really think the ability to do X-Magic Ultima Ultima and then Mimic with Gogo is less valuable than one sword?

I honestly would love to hear your rationalization behind this, I've not discussed this topic in over a decade probably.
 
2014-02-22 02:44:32 PM  
BTW, I just remembered you can steal a Ragnarok sword from the Doom statue in Kefka's tower, and then you could cast Warp and leave, so technically you can have both the Esper and sword.

lparchive.org
 
2014-02-22 03:10:58 PM  
If you need me, I'll be botting Ant Hell for a Vitata card.
 
2014-02-22 04:17:58 PM  
Happy Ragnarok! Same time next year then?
 
2014-02-22 04:20:03 PM  
www.bookpeople.com

That is all.
 
2014-02-22 04:21:06 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 04:23:00 PM  
I went to the grocery store today.  I'm incredibly ready for Ragnarok, and it looks like it's not happening.  Fark it, I'll eat nachos.
 
2014-02-22 04:24:50 PM  
I don't think Valhalla has the motivation for Ragnarok these days. They would gaze upon their descendents down on Earth and then bury their heads into their mead and fall deeper into depression.
 
2014-02-22 04:27:56 PM  
Why the scary tag?  In my experience the world have never once ended on a day that people predict it will.
 
2014-02-22 04:28:05 PM  
So... Six more weeks of winter, then?
 
2014-02-22 04:29:45 PM  
RIP Naggarok

img2.wikia.nocookie.net

(obscure?)
 
2014-02-22 04:31:04 PM  
I'm sure this will be yet another broken promise.

My bunk, I will be drunk in it.
 
2014-02-22 04:33:49 PM  
Ragnarok?

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
its an ok ship, just infested with some color coded bastards.
 
2014-02-22 04:40:06 PM  
Ragnarok?

I'm Immigrating, with kittens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
 
2014-02-22 04:44:12 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!


Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier
 
2014-02-22 04:48:35 PM  
It's always one hell of a party when Ragnarok rolls around...
 
2014-02-22 04:56:04 PM  
Lee Foss tonight, world can end after that.
 
2014-02-22 05:05:40 PM  

Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier


"The Pillagees' Handle"

Band name or bar name? I'm really on the fence with this one.
 
2014-02-22 05:13:18 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier

"The Pillagees' Handle"

Band name or bar name? I'm really on the fence with this one.


Heh. Bar band name, maybe?
 
2014-02-22 05:15:16 PM  

TanSau: RIP Naggarok

(obscure?)


I told you before, we will NOT BE BOUND.
 
2014-02-22 05:16:03 PM  
There's even a countdown on its website, so you'll know how much more time there is to pillage and destroy civilization before we all die.

*clicks link*

i62.tinypic.com

Dammit. I always miss all the fun. Wait, am I supposed to be dead now?
 
2014-02-22 05:16:45 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier

"The Pillagees' Handle"

Band name or bar name? I'm really on the fence with this one.


Bar.

The band could be "Like Hair Only Sturdier".
 
2014-02-22 05:21:01 PM  

KhamanV: I went to the grocery store today.  I'm incredibly ready for Ragnarok, and it looks like it's not happening.  Fark it, I'll eat nachos.


I just got back from the store.  No panicking, fully stocked shelves of bread, milk, and eggs.  I'm disappointed.  Think I'll go open some mead and chill.
 
2014-02-22 05:22:19 PM  
If the trailer is ragnarokin, don't come a knockin.
 
2014-02-22 05:24:38 PM  
I regret nothing!
 
2014-02-22 05:25:58 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?


So you're finally convinced that this is NOT your beautiful house? Thank God.

/kinda used this the other day in a thread
//is that a demerit?
 
2014-02-22 05:27:28 PM  

bikerbob59: Why should I believe a team that's never won a Super Bowl?


Does this mean that Jagnar or whatever his name is, the Vikings mascot, will be pining for the fjords?  Well, that would be nice.

GO BEARS!
 
2014-02-22 05:32:37 PM  
Given the setting, I was surprised to find that somebody had been passing time reading. The paperback was entitled "The Age of Murder and Storm". The blurb on the back mentioned Norse Mythos and Ragnarok, the end of the Viking world with a terrible winter that covered the earth in ice. When vile crimes were rampant and all humanity lost. I could see how somebody impressionable might get it into their head that we were at the end of time. I was also beginning to see what the nightclub and it's owner were all about.
 
2014-02-22 05:55:45 PM  
I'd rock this even on the rag.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-22 05:58:33 PM  
Fus Roh D- Um never mind. My bad.
 
2014-02-22 06:10:09 PM  

fusillade762: There's even a countdown on its website, so you'll know how much more time there is to pillage and destroy civilization before we all die.

*clicks link*

[i62.tinypic.com image 704x204]

Dammit. I always miss all the fun. Wait, am I supposed to be dead now?


This ain't Heaven, Pal.
 
2014-02-22 06:10:34 PM  

cgraves67: AgentPothead: This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.

And that place is awesome. So I don't have a problem with this.


I was in York in November. Didn't hit the Jorvik centre, but did visit the Roman baths under the pub:

www.roman-britain.org

It's pretty basic as a tourist attraction, but, hey, you can always go upstairs for a pint.

/The Xmas market was no man's land. It was impossible to even get close to the stalls.
 
2014-02-22 06:11:16 PM  

Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier


Not necessarily.  www.clas.ufl.edu
 
2014-02-22 06:12:36 PM  

lindalouwho: ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?

So you're finally convinced that this is NOT your beautiful house? Thank God.

/kinda used this the other day in a thread
//is that a demerit?


This is not my beautiful stapler!

/obscure?
 
2014-02-22 06:18:40 PM  
ff7.fr
 
2014-02-22 06:30:34 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: lindalouwho: ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?

So you're finally convinced that this is NOT your beautiful house? Thank God.

/kinda used this the other day in a thread
//is that a demerit?

This is not my beautiful stapler!

/obscure?


Surely you jest.

Weird Al obscure? Nevah!
 
2014-02-22 06:35:12 PM  
The History Channel is going to be pissed. Season Two of Vikings doesn't start until next week.
 
2014-02-22 06:35:33 PM  

That's 'Master Troll' to You: I prefer Fragglerök.

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x1043]


Why is there a penis above Mokey Fraggle's head?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 06:39:12 PM  

bratface: That's 'Master Troll' to You: I prefer Fragglerök.

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x1043]

Why is there a penis above Mokey Fraggle's head?

[img.fark.net image 850x1043]

That was Fraggle c*ck
 
2014-02-22 06:47:17 PM  

INeedAName: The Irresponsible Captain: I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.

Someone didn't read the article.


Gah! Then I'd have to be the Responsible Captain. I couldn't have that.
 
2014-02-22 06:49:39 PM  
so according to the norse calendar, ragnarok begins today and this marks the end of fimbulwinter (3 years of winter, cold, wet and with record lows) So according to norse myth the following will happen..
1. fenrir will devour odin
2. Midgaard serpent will poison thor
3. Loki will kill hemdall the keeper of the bridge 
4. The hound garm will kill the god Tyr
Sounds like silly jargon? Lets look at it like a metaphor..like most myth should be observed.
1. Fenrir is a giant wolf, a symbol of wrath and gluttony. Odin is the symbol of wisdom, forethought, and memory. When war takes president over forethought, when gluttony and greed devours wisdom, it foretells doom.
2. Jorgamundr or the midgaard serpent is a symbol of corruption and and deceit, thor is a symbol of leadership, honesty, bravery, and strength. When corruption poisons leadership, and honesty bravery and strength dies, it brings doom.
3. Loki is a symbol of trickery, pranks, and the father of hel. Hemdall is the symbol of watching, vigilance, guarding, and protection. When the world is more interested in entertainment it destroys vigilance, and thus the above two may happen. A note of interest is that loki is the father of hel, death. How a god of pranks and trickery can be such a major deity in the cosmology is evident if you look at it from this perspective, inattentiveness leads to disaster. It allows doom
4. The hound Garm is a symbol of pure evil, it is malace without logic or intent, a snarling, vicious dog out for blood. Tyr is the god of noble sacrifice, heroic deeds and soldiers, he who sticks his hands in the mouth of fenrir to quiet him. When Pure evil rules the world, soldiers die by the thousands. tossed into the jaws of death. Noble sacrifice becomes meaningless slaughter. It is doom.
5. Yggdrasil the world tree, will shake. No one in the world will be without fear and upheaval.
Now armed with this knowledge, it is far easier to reflect the wisdom of this ancient mythology.
1. If you are more interested in entertainment, you will make it easy to fail at vigilance against those out to wrong you. 
2. If you allow corruption and deceit to rule you, it will poison the good in you, just like a serpent. 
3. If you allow wrath and gluttony to devour you, wisdom will die, you will not see what is coming, and forget what has been. Stupidity devours all that is good. 
4. If you allow evil to rule you, you sacrifice good for your own gain. 
5. While the above is going on, massive amounts of upheaval and terror will be going on, the world will be ruled by fear.

How this relates to the modern world, and why it may very well be true and happening.
1. Greed and gluttony are currently destroying our environment. Wisdom states that if we destroy the world we live in, we cant feed ourselves or breathe the air. 
2. Corruption and deceit plague our government. No leaders exist, only politicians. 
3. Every time a change in policy occurs, a new bill, or some major world event (Riots in Kiev, Singapore, greece, france, etc...better see what justin beiber is up to!) the media instead focus on some celeb and what silly fux pas they did this week. 
4. wars over oil, soldiers sent to battle simply to expand corporate interests instead of defense of our nation. 
5. Terrorists, and a terror based world. We are so afraid of our own shadows that we allow constant spying on ourselves and wavier our rights for a little bit of security.
It isn't all bad, much like the book of revelations in the bible after the events come and pass, the world becomes a veritable paradise. The earth reverts to a standard of extreme growth and fertility, food is plentiful and peace reigns for thousands of years. Humanity survives and becomes enlightened from the event. The god Vidar, or "rightous fury" will survive, he hunts down fenrir and rips him apart with his bare hands. Justice survives in this analogy, and we put those responsible on trial.
Vali survives, the god of "old justice" who was birthed specifically to kill a murderer. Executions are the punishment for the previous.
Magni survives, the son of thor, whos name means strength. The strong survive and those strong willed.
Modi survives, the god of berzerkers. Soldiers survive the event and lead the world post apocolypse
Lif and Lifbrasir, man and woman survives, humanity lives threw it all, and goes on to repopulate the newly fertile earth. 
Baldr and Hodur return from death, a love of beauty, art, and song. Hodur returns also, a caring for the sick and weak, the disabled and poor.
 
2014-02-22 06:58:50 PM  
Deyr fe, og deyr frændr, og deyr sjalfr it samme,
Eg veit ein som aldri deyr,
2 for 1 cheese sticks at Little Caesars!
 
2014-02-22 07:03:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-22 07:05:59 PM  

TemperedEdge: And lo, did Farkers proceedeth to Ragnarok and Roll as the world did end...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x170]
/hot like the fires of the apocalypse
//can't believe nobody did this already...


er..um.. that would be me and yes, yes I did. Thanks for asking!
 
2014-02-22 07:12:47 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x843]


Good grief. Haven't seen him in years!
 
2014-02-22 07:20:54 PM  

ragnaroknroll: er..um.. that would be me and yes, yes I did. Thanks for asking!


Where the brave shall party forever...
 
2014-02-22 07:31:27 PM  

Cpl.D: TanSau: RIP Naggarok

(obscure?)

I told you before, we will NOT BE BOUND.


www.maniacworld.com
 
2014-02-22 07:42:59 PM  

TanSau: Cpl.D: TanSau: RIP Naggarok

(obscure?)

I told you before, we will NOT BE BOUND.

[www.maniacworld.com image 480x444]


You guys know about shipbreakers right?  I haven't heard anything new from the project in a while but man does it ever bring back that same excellent story style:
http://blackbirdinteractive.com/games/
 
2014-02-22 08:29:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-22 08:30:53 PM  
Ragnorak? I was dreading the day that you would ask me about Ragnarok.

static1.wikia.nocookie.net

obscure?
 
2014-02-22 08:35:31 PM  

Slypork: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x843]

Good grief. Haven't seen him in years!



G'snort!
 
2014-02-22 08:39:43 PM  
Great, gives me a reason to bust out my viking metal CD's! It's been a whole two days!

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.metallibrary.ru

www.moonsorrow.com

(Saw them with Finntroll. Definitely a roaring feast indeed!)

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-02-22 08:49:01 PM  

BumpInTheNight: TanSau: Cpl.D: TanSau: RIP Naggarok

(obscure?)

I told you before, we will NOT BE BOUND.

[www.maniacworld.com image 480x444]

You guys know about shipbreakers right?  I haven't heard anything new from the project in a while but man does it ever bring back that same excellent story style:
http://blackbirdinteractive.com/games/


Thanks! Haven't seen this yet.
(yes I'm excited)
 
2014-02-22 08:56:57 PM  
Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.
 
2014-02-22 09:13:12 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.



Where is that? That's a pretty big weather change
 
2014-02-22 09:15:40 PM  
Fail.  Countdown timer hit zero.
 
2014-02-22 09:40:24 PM  

WeenerGord: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.


Where is that? That's a pretty big weather change


Huntsville,AL oh yeah there were tornadoes and damaging winds on the thunderstorm line that brought us a cold front were at 51 no thats still above average and most othe moisture that has gone to the NE has passed over us mostly as rain. Although I have sen it drop to -10F here not adjusted for windchill. It's a strange place but the traffic is easy as long as you stay home in ice and snow and if it's bad most roads close so you can't drive unless you wanna be uninsured.
 
2014-02-22 10:05:43 PM  

Slypork: Canton: PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!

Just take off the other horn. Then you'll fit in will all the other Vikings.

/Horns make excellent handles for the pillagees, anyway
//Like hair only sturdier

Not necessarily.  [www.clas.ufl.edu image 639x279]


Hah! Yeah, those horns don't look very sturdy. What are they made of? Felt?

/Horns!
 
2014-02-22 10:31:40 PM  
i3.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-22 10:53:17 PM  
Ragnarok and Roll with The Real Ghostbusters!
 
2014-02-22 11:06:56 PM  
See. I told you global warming was a good thing. It canceled out Fimbulwinter so Ragnarok couldn't happen.
 
2014-02-22 11:22:50 PM  
No it doesn;t.
 
2014-02-22 11:42:00 PM  
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RAGNOROK BERSERKER!
 
2014-02-22 11:43:22 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-23 12:24:42 AM  
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2014-02-23 12:59:23 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: WeenerGord: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.


Where is that? That's a pretty big weather change

Huntsville,AL oh yeah there were tornadoes and damaging winds on the thunderstorm line that brought us a cold front were at 51 no thats still above average and most othe moisture that has gone to the NE has passed over us mostly as rain. Although I have sen it drop to -10F here not adjusted for windchill. It's a strange place but the traffic is easy as long as you stay home in ice and snow and if it's bad most roads close so you can't drive unless you wanna be uninsured.



God willin and the creek don't rise!
 
2014-02-23 01:22:55 AM  
Bring it on, horn heads.
 
2014-02-23 01:46:08 AM  

WeenerGord: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.


Where is that? That's a pretty big weather change


I'm in Oklahoma. We had freezing temperatures one week and 72 degree highs the next. Not to mention 28 mph winds and earthquakes.

Come visit sunny Oklahoma.
 
2014-02-23 04:34:35 AM  
So do I need to start splitting skulls so I can get into Valhalla?
 
2014-02-23 05:37:38 AM  
Hai gais, did the world end on Feb 22?

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2014-02-23 11:51:16 AM  
Disappointed to wake up today and see that Fenrir didn't swallow the sun. :-/
 
2014-02-23 12:45:05 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I say R-a


Judging from the Wikipedia article, I'd say it sounds a  lot better in the Old Norse.
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2014-02-23 01:04:40 PM  

susansto-helit: WeenerGord: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hell it was 72F here the other day less than I week after we go snow and ice if this is Ragnarök. Then I'm okay with it I'll slay any Frost Giants if I see them.


Where is that? That's a pretty big weather change

I'm in Oklahoma. We had freezing temperatures one week and 72 degree highs the next. Not to mention 28 mph winds and earthquakes.

Come visit sunny Oklahoma.



What, no tornadoes?
 
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