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2014-02-22 12:28:41 PM  
This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.
 
2014-02-22 12:28:43 PM  
Cool.  No more debt to pay off!
 
2014-02-22 12:29:57 PM  
Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.
 
2014-02-22 12:30:03 PM  
What a coincidence, Canada is going to beat the snot out of Ikea in tomorrow's hockey game.
 
2014-02-22 12:32:25 PM  
Rag:

www.howtohaveitall.net

Ragnarök:

norse-mythology.org
 
2014-02-22 12:33:05 PM  

Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.


It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?
 
2014-02-22 12:33:28 PM  
1 hour 14 minutes to go?

I was gonna walk my dog but now I may as well wait, just in case. Maybe a nice grilled cheese sandwich before the apocalypse...

/farking paid my Visa yesterday too, godammit
 
2014-02-22 12:33:37 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Cybernetic: Wait, I thought the world ended when the Aztec calendar ran out.

It didn't? Haven't we been dead since Dec 21, 2012? Where the hell am I?


You don't wanna know.
 
2014-02-22 12:34:28 PM  
FEAR MONGERS!
 
2014-02-22 12:34:29 PM  
Let the Techno Viking dancing COMMENCE!!!

stoneyroads.com
 
2014-02-22 12:35:03 PM  
Why should I believe a team that's never won a Super Bowl?
 
2014-02-22 12:37:16 PM  
www.sternfannetwork.com
 
2014-02-22 12:38:22 PM  
I say R-a
A-r-o-k
A-r-o-k
Rag
A-r-o-k
Rok, rok, rok, rok
R
I say r-a
R-a-g
R-a-g-g
Rag
R-a-g-g a-r-o-k-k-
Ragnarök

Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Ragnarök
 
2014-02-22 12:40:48 PM  
I don't like spam!
 
2014-02-22 12:41:21 PM  

AgentPothead: This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.


And that place is awesome. So I don't have a problem with this.
 
2014-02-22 12:44:52 PM  
Ssweet.I've always wanted to fight an ice giant
 
2014-02-22 12:44:54 PM  
Oh, was that today?
 
2014-02-22 12:45:11 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I say R-a
A-r-o-k
A-r-o-k
Rag
A-r-o-k
Rok, rok, rok, rok
R
I say r-a
R-a-g
R-a-g-g
Rag
R-a-g-g a-r-o-k-k-
Ragnarök

Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Ragnarök


Will be in my head all day. Thanks.
 
2014-02-22 12:47:57 PM  
 
2014-02-22 12:52:03 PM  
Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!
 
2014-02-22 12:52:25 PM  
So who would the joke be on, if it did?
 
2014-02-22 12:54:44 PM  
Given that there has been summer between winters, no. Not time for ragnarok.
 
2014-02-22 12:57:09 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Awe damnit! My helmet still only has one horn, Amazon hasn't shipped the other yet! fark it, I'll pillage without it! Anybody that laughs gets the axe. Let's do this!


Just swap you helmet around to one side so you have the unicorn thing going on.
 
2014-02-22 12:59:12 PM  
That's great, does it start with an earthquake?
 
rpm
2014-02-22 12:59:18 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-22 01:06:24 PM  
Don't forget your towel.  See you all in 38 minutes...
 
2014-02-22 01:09:19 PM  
I prefer Fragglerök.

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-22 01:10:33 PM  
I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.
 
2014-02-22 01:10:49 PM  
ehx-cellent.

Smithers, ready the stanley steamer, we're going to ride out and meet the hordes of deities & daemons and awe them into submission with our superior technology
 
2014-02-22 01:11:36 PM  
And lo, did Farkers proceedeth to Ragnarok and Roll as the world did end...

1.bp.blogspot.com
/hot like the fires of the apocalypse
//can't believe nobody did this already...
 
2014-02-22 01:12:02 PM  
 
2014-02-22 01:14:33 PM  

That's 'Master Troll' to You: I prefer Fragglerök.

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x1043]


Tint fist and all
 
2014-02-22 01:14:38 PM  
They're doing it wrong!

You're supposed to turn Ragnarok into a sword in Narshe. It's the only way to get Illumina!
 
2014-02-22 01:15:52 PM  
I'm off to rape and pillige and rape
 
2014-02-22 01:16:38 PM  
29 minutes left

At least I can finish my coffee...
 
2014-02-22 01:18:15 PM  
I am totally going to make a "i survived ragnarok" bumper sticker.
 
2014-02-22 01:22:07 PM  

fjnorton: I'm off to rape and pillige and rape


You said rape twice.
 
2014-02-22 01:23:40 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.


Someone didn't read the article.
 
2014-02-22 01:28:48 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: fjnorton: I'm off to rape and pillige and rape

You said rape twice.


He likes rape.
 
2014-02-22 01:38:59 PM  
I thought an asteroid killed all the vikings?
 
2014-02-22 01:39:16 PM  

www.uffsite.net

 
2014-02-22 01:39:21 PM  

INeedAName: The Irresponsible Captain: I feel fine.

Also, I don't believe that anything in Norse beliefs ever set a date.

Someone didn't read the article.


did you? all the article says is that director for some center trying to drum up publicity declared the gjallarhorn blown and set an arbitrary date himself coinciding with the end of his festival. nothing about the scriptures.
 
2014-02-22 01:52:00 PM  
 
2014-02-22 02:10:32 PM  

www.rpglegion.com

 
2014-02-22 02:35:13 PM  

AgentPothead: This is just an advertisement for a viking centre in york. There is literally nothing to see here.


Move along!
 
2014-02-22 02:41:19 PM  

drumhellar: They're doing it wrong!

You're supposed to turn Ragnarok into a sword in Narshe. It's the only way to get Illumina!


Crap I just noticed you beat me.

You're wrong, though. Ragnarok is the only magicite that teaches Ultima! You really think one sword is enough to offset the advantage of every party member learning Ultima?

BTW yes I know that wagering Ragnarok sword at the coliseum gets you the Illumina sword, which is better, and that the Paladin shield teaches Ultima, and that Terra learns Ultima at lv99 regardless. But who the hell ever got the Paladin shield without a Game Genie?

You really think the ability to do X-Magic Ultima Ultima and then Mimic with Gogo is less valuable than one sword?

I honestly would love to hear your rationalization behind this, I've not discussed this topic in over a decade probably.
 
2014-02-22 02:44:32 PM  
BTW, I just remembered you can steal a Ragnarok sword from the Doom statue in Kefka's tower, and then you could cast Warp and leave, so technically you can have both the Esper and sword.

lparchive.org
 
2014-02-22 03:10:58 PM  
If you need me, I'll be botting Ant Hell for a Vitata card.
 
2014-02-22 04:17:58 PM  
Happy Ragnarok! Same time next year then?
 
2014-02-22 04:20:03 PM  
www.bookpeople.com

That is all.
 
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