Because People in power are Stupid: I demand nothing less than the death penalty, or barring that expulsion from the country.[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x490]
ChrisDe: Don't U.S. laws already require that a 19-year-old stay sober?
Farkin_Crazy: Just wait till he is exposed to heroin. Let the good times roll!
zamboni: You're a star, Beebs. You don't have to take this crap. You're better than they are.My suggestion is to show up at the court and fight this thing. And just to show you're serious, you should have several strong drinks in you and be reeking of pot. Then a loud and clear voice, that you are well known for, tell the judge and da exactly what you think of their offer.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Farkin_Crazy: Just wait till he is exposed to heroin. Let the good times roll!He said he was the Kurt Cobain of this generation. I say we let the analogy run its course.
Radak: ChrisDe: Don't U.S. laws already require that a 19-year-old stay sober?Assuming you mean alcohol, it depends on the state. A lot of states allow underage consumption with parental supervision (which Bieber's loser dad would obviously give. Hell, he "supervised" pot smoking on a plane after all.) and others allow underage consumption in certain locations (e.g. at home).Florida, however, has no exceptions, so his underage drinking there was certainly illegal.
The Flexecutioner: well, if he really wants a rap career to be valid he needs some street cred. a short stint should do it.
listernine: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Farkin_Crazy: Just wait till he is exposed to heroin. Let the good times roll!He said he was the Kurt Cobain of this generation. I say we let the analogy run its course.Why would you inflict Courtney Love on someone? You monster.
fusillade762: He's renting a house in Atlanta. Hopefully he'll continue as he has without doing any research on Georgia's drug laws.
Ryker's Peninsula: Dude could probably buy Miami if he wanted too.
Vodka Zombie: The Flexecutioner: well, if he really wants a rap career to be valid he needs some street cred. a short stint should do it.You can build street cred with underage drinking?I think the only street cred Bieber has is that he's known as a pussy who gets his bodyguards into lots of childish fights.
The Flexecutioner: Prison will provide him the opportunity to earn some. Either he'll shiv a guy and earn a free pass or be some passed-around biatch to the highest bidders. I would be betting on the latter.
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