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(Daily Mail)   Ted Bundy declined a 'special' meal, so was given the traditional last meal - steak (medium rare) eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast with butter, jelly, milk and juice. What would you pick?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 188
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2014-02-22 06:03:22 AM
A large bowl of broth, and a fork.
 
2014-02-22 06:17:48 AM
Taco Bell AND White Castles

So that it's memorable for EVERYONE.
 
2014-02-22 07:25:51 AM
If they're going to fry me in the chair, I want a can of generic baked beans, a can of generic sauerkraut, some canned broccoli, some hard boiled eggs, and about four hours to really build up a good load of gas.
 
2014-02-22 07:53:46 AM
A cake with a gun in it.
 
2014-02-22 07:55:03 AM
Trout amandine. I am deathly allergic to almonds. I TOLD YOU YOU'D NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER! HA HA HA!!!
 
2014-02-22 08:43:51 AM
Two dinosaur eggs over easy. Link
 
2014-02-22 08:49:00 AM
 A Never Ending Pasta Bowl? Sure it's Olive Garden, but it's NEVER ENDING MWA HA HA!
 
2014-02-22 08:51:25 AM
The traditional last meal sounds just fine to me. I think I'd order straight from the menu.
 
2014-02-22 08:59:24 AM
That sounds pretty good... I would kill for a breakfast like that about now.
 
2014-02-22 09:06:11 AM
wagyu fillet, rare, with roasted asparagus wrapped in paper-thin slices of parma ham. accompanied by an '82 latour, followed by a large tumbler of 24-year-old macallan, neat.

i'm sure the taxpayers wouldn't mind.
 
2014-02-22 09:09:04 AM
I doubt I'd have an appetite.
 
2014-02-22 09:10:46 AM
Same thing as the last time we did this.
 
2014-02-22 09:31:23 AM
Is pussy an acceptable option?
 
2014-02-22 09:34:27 AM
Breakfast sounds good.

FlashHarry: , followed by a large tumbler of 24-year-old macallan, neat.


You try the McCallan Amber yet? Sploosh.
 
2014-02-22 09:34:28 AM

FlashHarry: wagyu fillet, rare, with roasted asparagus wrapped in paper-thin slices of parma ham. accompanied by an '82 latour, followed by a large tumbler of 24-year-old macallan, neat.

i'm sure the taxpayers wouldn't mind.


I'd go for whatever would cost the taxpayers the most. Too bad one is limited to prison food.
 
2014-02-22 09:38:49 AM
Emma Stone
 
2014-02-22 09:41:48 AM
Sushi, pho, pickles, spaghetti, and reeses pb cups.
 
2014-02-22 09:58:23 AM
A gallon of milk.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-22 10:24:23 AM
An antidote to the execution drug.
 
2014-02-22 10:24:36 AM

LlamaGirl: Sushi


You'd be in a women's prison; you would have had your fill of raw fish by then
 
2014-02-22 10:34:13 AM

Tr0mBoNe: You try the McCallan Amber yet? Sploosh.


have not. but i do like sherry-casked whiskies. had a couple of fingers of aberlour 12 last night. good stuff.
 
2014-02-22 10:41:52 AM
A tall glass of milk and a hunk of cheese would give me the last laugh.
 
2014-02-22 10:48:19 AM
McRib and a Shamrock Shake.

/credit to Raising Hope
 
2014-02-22 10:49:03 AM
Nutraloaf, just to be different.
 
2014-02-22 10:52:44 AM

FlashHarry: wagyu fillet, rare, with roasted asparagus wrapped in paper-thin slices of parma ham. accompanied by an '82 latour, followed by a large tumbler of 24-year-old macallan, neat.

i'm sure the taxpayers wouldn't mind.


^ This sounds good too.  But I'd go with Iberian ham.
 
2014-02-22 10:56:27 AM
The blood of my victim's family. Slightly chilled, in a shot glass.
 
2014-02-22 10:57:51 AM
I'd order from a restaurant I was at last week. The service was so slow, it took an eternity to get the food.
 
2014-02-22 10:58:01 AM
A liquid last meal

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BRING ON SPARKY DANG IT!!!
 
2014-02-22 10:59:02 AM
Maybe some of that fine corn bread your missus make ... if she don't mind.
 
2014-02-22 10:59:59 AM
I would take a steak with a vintage 2045 cabernet.
 
2014-02-22 10:59:59 AM
A big bowl of nitroglycerin and a 12  volt battery.
 
2014-02-22 11:00:25 AM
The Warden's mom
 
2014-02-22 11:00:41 AM
I'd have all the super unhealthy stuff that I avoid.
Chili cheese (velveeta) omelet with white bread
Cheetos with rotel dip.
Fried Bryan bologna and American cheese
mmmmmm
 
2014-02-22 11:01:35 AM
Some death-cap mushrooms. People say they are delicious, apart from the 'six feet of dirt' aftertaste.
 
2014-02-22 11:01:44 AM

Ghastly: A large bowl of broth, and a fork.


I heard that joke on the short-lived series, When Things Were Rotten, many years ago...leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-22 11:02:05 AM

Serious Black: Is pussy an acceptable option?


I was going to say a hooker and an eight ball.
 
2014-02-22 11:03:33 AM
This was covered in. king of the Hill episode.
 
2014-02-22 11:03:57 AM
Chicken pineapple pizza with a side of vegan hot dogs with mustard, ketchup, cucumber and onions.
 
2014-02-22 11:06:13 AM

Serious Black: Is pussy an acceptable option?


This sounds like something Snake Plissken would order before hitting the chair. I approve.
 
2014-02-22 11:06:15 AM
Two dozen blue crab covered in old bay and a couple gallons of coca cola.
 
2014-02-22 11:07:29 AM
Are fark headlines going the way of by-the-book social media engagement?

/Reply to this comment if you're wondering the same thing
 
2014-02-22 11:08:07 AM
An LSD sandwich.
 
2014-02-22 11:08:42 AM
1000 pepperoni pizzas and a large knife.
 
2014-02-22 11:10:11 AM
Not to shiat on the discussion, but they don't get the feast and options people think they do.

If they did though... A fifty course meal including all my favorite dishes. I would eat until I was in such pain I would welcome death.
 
2014-02-22 11:10:47 AM
One million dead babies
 
2014-02-22 11:10:52 AM

Serious Black: Is pussy an acceptable option?


We have bingo.
 
2014-02-22 11:11:39 AM
Grilled dolphin steak with a side of humpback whale hash.
 
2014-02-22 11:12:20 AM

The Crepes of Wrath: The blood of my victim's family. Slightly chilled, in a shot glass.


You're supposed to drink the blood of your enemies when it's warm.

Gimme a big-ass bacon cheeseburger with a layer of jalapenos and plenty of red onions, please. If I'm getting waxed my cholesterol rating can go pound sand.
 
2014-02-22 11:12:28 AM
I would order a raw/rare filet mignon with a growler of breakfast stout from Founders. Not sure on the sides...
 
2014-02-22 11:12:59 AM

Marcus Aurelius: If they're going to fry me in the chair, I want a can of generic baked beans, a can of generic sauerkraut, some canned broccoli, some hard boiled eggs, and about four hours to really build up a good load of gas.


I laughed to hard at this.

Bravo!
 
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